The Wrong Answer Game - Page 3

**reiven** · 07-15-2012, 10:16 AM

to maintain the emergency broadcorping castration.

what should we do in case of a nuclear detonation?

**Sprelious** · 07-15-2012, 10:36 AM

First, determine where the detonation occured. Second, determine the blast radius of the detonation. Third, eat some Cheetos. By then we're dead anyway.

What should we do if we determine the world is all fucked up?

**reiven** · 07-15-2012, 10:40 AM

push RESET and hold for three seconds.

why ask why?

**Sprelious** · 07-15-2012, 10:44 AM

I was searching for meaning in a game thread.

Can you get sanctioned for personal a attacks in a game thread?

**INTJane** · 07-15-2012, 10:47 AM

No, you can only get sanctioned for personal B-Z attacks, so you're fine.

Should we act our ages here?

**Sprelious** · 07-15-2012, 10:50 AM

Absolutely, where's my cane?

Are you serious?

**INTJane** · 07-15-2012, 10:56 AM

Deadly.

Are games less dignified than the upper boards?

**reiven** · 07-15-2012, 10:57 AM

^^yes; she posts under both avatars. i'm telling Jez!!!

^ yes, the dignified, upper crust intjs deign to share bandwidth with us.

what are the advantages of being a toys r us kid?

thebrainpolice · 07-15-2012, 11:20 AM

All the Chinese toys with lead paint get sold at Wal-Mart.

How can I become a Freemason?

**zeroemission** · 07-15-2012, 12:25 PM

first, steal a brick...

what is the state of the union?

**jkatra** · 07-15-2012, 01:03 PM

It's slightly boiled.

What is the Dow Jones Industrial Average?

**reiven** · 07-15-2012, 01:06 PM

it is a running tally of how often top-ranking corporate females sexually harass male underlings in a given month. currently above 12,700.
there is no justice.

what is a casting couch?

**INTJane** · 07-15-2012, 01:10 PM

Don't ask me, you've never been in a film.

What does it take to become a doctor?

**reiven** · 07-15-2012, 01:15 PM

a lab coat, a stethoscope, and an internet gynecology diploma.

what is the best use of a feather?

**INTJane** · 07-15-2012, 01:19 PM

Tickling a lover's elbow.

Is there knee macaroni?

**reiven** · 07-15-2012, 01:21 PM

yes; he invented ham radio.

why are TVs measured diagonally?

**INTJane** · 07-15-2012, 01:24 PM

TVs are all male.

How does one create off-the-charts happiness?

**reiven** · 07-15-2012, 01:29 PM

morphine

what is the best use for paper maché?

**Sprelious** · 07-15-2012, 01:38 PM

Building cheap skyscrapers.

Is that sanctioned by the unions?

**DeepThought** · 07-15-2012, 03:17 PM

Only as long as the paper maché is not made Elmer's Glue. That stuff is made in non-union shops.

Why am I so tired?

**zeroemission** · 07-15-2012, 03:46 PM

are you sick?

**DeepThought** · 07-15-2012, 04:31 PM

I'm only as sick as that opossum over there.

Are you a doctor?

**Dung** · 07-15-2012, 04:54 PM

Indeed, I'm a doctor ès manure diving sciences.

Any other question from our estimated audience?

**DeepThought** · 07-15-2012, 05:01 PM

I estimate that we have an audience of one and he's really bored right now.

Can the Earth be saved?

**aok** · 07-15-2012, 05:09 PM

All we have to do is recycle plastic.

What is relative environmentalism?

07-15-2012, 10:16 AM	#51
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,081	to maintain the emergency broadcorping castration. what should we do in case of a nuclear detonation?
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07-15-2012, 10:36 AM	#52
Sprelious Core Member [601%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,041	First, determine where the detonation occured. Second, determine the blast radius of the detonation. Third, eat some Cheetos. By then we're dead anyway. What should we do if we determine the world is all fucked up?
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07-15-2012, 10:40 AM	#53
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,081	push RESET and hold for three seconds. why ask why?
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07-15-2012, 10:44 AM	#54
Sprelious Core Member [601%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,041	I was searching for meaning in a game thread. Can you get sanctioned for personal a attacks in a game thread?
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07-15-2012, 10:47 AM	#55
INTJane Core Member [1040%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 41,617	No, you can only get sanctioned for personal B-Z attacks, so you're fine. Should we act our ages here?
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07-15-2012, 10:50 AM	#56
Sprelious Core Member [601%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,041	Absolutely, where's my cane? Are you serious?
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07-15-2012, 10:56 AM	#57
INTJane Core Member [1040%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 41,617	Deadly. Are games less dignified than the upper boards?
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07-15-2012, 10:57 AM	#58
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,081	^^yes; she posts under both avatars. i'm telling Jez!!! ^ yes, the dignified, upper crust intjs deign to share bandwidth with us. what are the advantages of being a toys r us kid?
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07-15-2012, 11:20 AM	#59
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,446	All the Chinese toys with lead paint get sold at Wal-Mart. How can I become a Freemason?
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07-15-2012, 12:25 PM	#60
zeroemission Core Member [125%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 5,038	first, steal a brick... what is the state of the union?
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07-15-2012, 01:03 PM	#61
jkatra Core Member [706%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,248	It's slightly boiled. What is the Dow Jones Industrial Average?
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07-15-2012, 01:06 PM	#62
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,081	it is a running tally of how often top-ranking corporate females sexually harass male underlings in a given month. currently above 12,700. there is no justice. what is a casting couch?
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07-15-2012, 01:10 PM	#63
INTJane Core Member [1040%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 41,617	Don't ask me, you've never been in a film. What does it take to become a doctor?
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07-15-2012, 01:15 PM	#64
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,081	a lab coat, a stethoscope, and an internet gynecology diploma. what is the best use of a feather?
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07-15-2012, 01:19 PM	#65
INTJane Core Member [1040%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 41,617	Tickling a lover's elbow. Is there knee macaroni?
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07-15-2012, 01:21 PM	#66
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,081	yes; he invented ham radio. why are TVs measured diagonally?
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07-15-2012, 01:24 PM	#67
INTJane Core Member [1040%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 41,617	TVs are all male. How does one create off-the-charts happiness?
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07-15-2012, 01:29 PM	#68
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,081	morphine what is the best use for paper maché?
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07-15-2012, 01:38 PM	#69
Sprelious Core Member [601%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,041	Building cheap skyscrapers. Is that sanctioned by the unions?
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07-15-2012, 03:17 PM	#70
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Only as long as the paper maché is not made Elmer's Glue. That stuff is made in non-union shops. Why am I so tired?
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07-15-2012, 03:46 PM	#71
zeroemission Core Member [125%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 5,038	are you sick?
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07-15-2012, 04:31 PM	#72
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	I'm only as sick as that opossum over there. Are you a doctor?
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07-15-2012, 04:54 PM	#73
Dung Veteran Member [91%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 3,679	Indeed, I'm a doctor ès manure diving sciences. Any other question from our estimated audience?
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07-15-2012, 05:01 PM	#74
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	I estimate that we have an audience of one and he's really bored right now. Can the Earth be saved?
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07-15-2012, 05:09 PM	#75
aok Core Member [301%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,063	All we have to do is recycle plastic. What is relative environmentalism?
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