Random Murder thread - Page 212

**IronSulfide** · 07-13-2012, 05:32 PM

^ offered up to the Kraken.

Coralaisly · 07-13-2012, 05:34 PM

^sacrificed to the Goddess

**IronSulfide** · 07-13-2012, 05:35 PM

^ fell victim to an earthquake during your tightrope routine.

Coralaisly · 07-13-2012, 05:46 PM

^tripped over curb, ignored injury to toe and succumbed to gangreen

thebrainpolice · 07-13-2012, 05:49 PM

^ Tripped on some bad acid, wandered onto the street, and got hit by a bus.

Coralaisly · 07-13-2012, 05:52 PM

^was hit by a meteor

**IronSulfide** · 07-13-2012, 06:07 PM

^ crushed by a falling palm tree.

thebrainpolice · 07-13-2012, 06:11 PM

^ Chimpanzee attack.

**IronSulfide** · 07-13-2012, 06:14 PM

^ Rhinoceros goring.

thebrainpolice · 07-13-2012, 06:19 PM

^ Succumbed to a sever case of toe jam football.

**IronSulfide** · 07-13-2012, 06:26 PM

^ Imprisoned in a giant flan.

Coralaisly · 07-13-2012, 06:41 PM

^mistaken for a vampire and staked

**IronSulfide** · 07-13-2012, 06:45 PM

^ Forced to watch Jerry Springer reruns on an infinite loop.

Coralaisly · 07-14-2012, 12:02 AM

Oh.... ouch...

Ate a ridiculously hot HotPocket, throat swelled closed

**Fyrnae** · 07-14-2012, 12:51 AM

^ burnt at the stake by a mob of xSFx women for her shoe collection

thebrainpolice · 07-14-2012, 04:07 AM

Lynched by a mob of xNTx men for refusing to worship Ayn Rand.

**IronSulfide** · 07-14-2012, 04:13 AM

^ Tsked to death by a mob of ESFJ women for daring to admit you don't much care for children at your cousin's baby shower.

Coralaisly · 07-14-2012, 09:48 AM

^probed to death by aliens

**jonnyb** · 07-15-2012, 05:47 AM

* test driving a Ford Probe*

Look, there's Coralaisly *swerves*

Coralaisly got Probed.

**venuspop** · 07-15-2012, 05:58 AM

Jonnyb was strolling barefooted at the beach on a tropical island. A monkey on a coconut tree threw a bunch of twenty coconuts into the sea. The colossal tsunami swept jonnyb away, never to be seen again.

**Fyrnae** · 07-15-2012, 07:12 AM

I'm looking over
My dead dog Rover
I ran o'er with the power mower

One leg is missing
The other is gone
The other two are scattered all over the lawn....

*checks collar*

Oh! This isn't Rover at all, it's venuspop.

**venuspop** · 07-15-2012, 07:16 AM

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	I'm looking over My dead dog Rover I ran o'er with the power mower One leg is missing The other is gone The other two are scattered all over the lawn.... checks collar Oh! This isn't Rover at all, it's venuspop.

*LOL* ~~~ Good one!
Couldn't post a comment today.

^ was bored to death.

**IronSulfide** · 07-15-2012, 08:26 AM

^ deep frozen and shattered.

Coralaisly · 07-15-2012, 07:02 PM

^ hit by a falling Nokia phone

**jonnyb** · 07-15-2012, 07:11 PM

* turns up the juice in Coralaisly's Nokia phone about a week ago*

Today, Coralaisly's obituary listed that she had massive brain tumors as her cause of death.

07-13-2012, 05:32 PM	#5276
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	^ offered up to the Kraken.
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07-13-2012, 05:34 PM	#5277
Coralaisly Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,175	^sacrificed to the Goddess
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07-13-2012, 05:35 PM	#5278
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	^ fell victim to an earthquake during your tightrope routine.
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07-13-2012, 05:46 PM	#5279
Coralaisly Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,175	^tripped over curb, ignored injury to toe and succumbed to gangreen
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07-13-2012, 05:49 PM	#5280
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,446	^ Tripped on some bad acid, wandered onto the street, and got hit by a bus.
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07-13-2012, 05:52 PM	#5281
Coralaisly Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,175	^was hit by a meteor
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07-13-2012, 06:07 PM	#5282
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	^ crushed by a falling palm tree.
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07-13-2012, 06:11 PM	#5283
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,446	^ Chimpanzee attack.
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07-13-2012, 06:14 PM	#5284
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	^ Rhinoceros goring.
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07-13-2012, 06:19 PM	#5285
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,446	^ Succumbed to a sever case of toe jam football.
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07-13-2012, 06:26 PM	#5286
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	^ Imprisoned in a giant flan.
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07-13-2012, 06:41 PM	#5287
Coralaisly Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,175	^mistaken for a vampire and staked
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07-13-2012, 06:45 PM	#5288
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	^ Forced to watch Jerry Springer reruns on an infinite loop.
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07-14-2012, 12:02 AM	#5289
Coralaisly Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,175	Oh.... ouch... Ate a ridiculously hot HotPocket, throat swelled closed
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07-14-2012, 12:51 AM	#5290
Fyrnae Core Member [408%] MBTI: IntJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16,323	^ burnt at the stake by a mob of xSFx women for her shoe collection
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07-14-2012, 04:07 AM	#5291
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,446	Lynched by a mob of xNTx men for refusing to worship Ayn Rand.
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07-14-2012, 04:13 AM	#5292
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	^ Tsked to death by a mob of ESFJ women for daring to admit you don't much care for children at your cousin's baby shower.
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07-14-2012, 09:48 AM	#5293
Coralaisly Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,175	^probed to death by aliens
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07-15-2012, 05:47 AM	#5294
jonnyb Core Member [461%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,453	* test driving a Ford Probe* Look, there's Coralaisly swerves Coralaisly got Probed.
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07-15-2012, 05:58 AM	#5295
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Jonnyb was strolling barefooted at the beach on a tropical island. A monkey on a coconut tree threw a bunch of twenty coconuts into the sea. The colossal tsunami swept jonnyb away, never to be seen again.
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07-15-2012, 07:12 AM	#5296
Fyrnae Core Member [408%] MBTI: IntJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16,323	I'm looking over My dead dog Rover I ran o'er with the power mower One leg is missing The other is gone The other two are scattered all over the lawn.... checks collar Oh! This isn't Rover at all, it's venuspop.
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07-15-2012, 08:26 AM	#5298
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	^ deep frozen and shattered.
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07-15-2012, 07:02 PM	#5299
Coralaisly Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,175	^ hit by a falling Nokia phone
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07-15-2012, 07:11 PM	#5300
jonnyb Core Member [461%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,453	* turns up the juice in Coralaisly's Nokia phone about a week ago* Today, Coralaisly's obituary listed that she had massive brain tumors as her cause of death.
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