07-11-2012, 03:18 PM
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Nominate anyone for a self explanatory award that you just made up.
Format: [name] for the [description] award.
Last edited by Seablue; 07-13-2012 at 04:43 AM.
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07-11-2012, 03:59 PM
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1. Monte314 for the "Hilarious" award.
2. Typhon for the "Most Interesting INTJ" award. 3. Cooper for the "Chill" award. 4. Moxiie for "Fastest Growing Blog" and "Too Cool" awards. 5. ppu6502 for "Dafuk You Just Say?" award. 6. ButterflyPsyche for "The Coolest 'New' Member" award. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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07-11-2012, 04:16 PM
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venuspop for the most times called the gambling helpline award.
Cooper for the post quick reply click click click click click award. Malkavia for the vanity awards, all of them. Anemoi for the most distance soared through boundless space award. |
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07-11-2012, 05:09 PM
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Cooper - Most Bad Ass Response in the Fewest Syllables & Most Proficient at Sexual Innuendo award
plotthickens - Best Advice for the Sexually Inexperienced award deconspire - Cool as Cucumber and Best Taste in Music award vampy - Best Punny Wordsmith award JC22 - Funniest Weird Poster award Hi5YourFace - Biggest Fox award Fujimoto - Greatest Picture Finder and Producer award WoodsWoman - Kindest Person on INTJf award Zodd - Most Fuck You I'm not Apologizing award Monte - Hilarious award Nowt - The Most Missed Restricted Member award |
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07-11-2012, 05:20 PM
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I forgot nowt since he is always MIA.
nowt for the "Best Post Edit" award. |
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07-11-2012, 05:33 PM
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07-11-2012, 06:45 PM
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In alphabetical order
Monte for the poetry in motion award nowt for pithy comments and editing award Samia for the I can take it on the chin and bounce back award Zibber for the having common sense award |
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07-11-2012, 07:12 PM
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Monte: Math award. For excellence in math through focus of the force. The first dog to ever win this award.
Tactical Panda: MBTI thread dominance award. For excellence in personality discussion. Stranger: Introspection award. For excellence in self discovery, fearless of its dark corners. RBM: Consciousness award. For excellence in the endless study of the unknown. rbc: Recluse award. For excellence in avoiding light. Cooper: Mother Fucking award. For excellence in being one bad mother fucker. He can now use 'Mother Fucking' as his middle name in real life! I have lots more to come. |
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07-11-2012, 07:16 PM
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07-11-2012, 07:47 PM
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Crude Hypothesis: Unique threads award.
JC22: Crazy like a fox award. For excellence in randomized fun. Moxiie: Shove this in your pipe and smoke it award. EoE: Beauty award. Jezebel: Best Forum award. Mortalwombat: Awesome award. LivenNotonEvil: Thought provoking award. For excellence in thought provoking discussion. The Dan Keizer: Liberator award. Foe excellence in fighting the battle against...everything! Still Standing: calm and collective award. For excellence in being centered. Paul Siraisi: What the hell is wrong with you people award. For excellence in calling people out at the right times. scorpiomover: Here is a book award. For excellence in descriptive writing. Megalomania: Making sense award. For excellence in just plain making sense. Silence: The step by step award. For excellence in directional movement in writing. Zibber: Jack in the box award. Because you never know when he's gonna get your ass! Zodd: 'How about a punch in the face, and a lollipop that says I'm sooorrry' award. Subgenius: Kanye West at the awards ceremony award To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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07-11-2012, 08:00 PM
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Chameleon: spatial cognition crown award.
MrFreakaficial: A personality that never gets on my nerves award. rbc: lil' Einstein award. Nightmare: For being the only forum member here that is as negative as myself. ppu: Doesn't make me want to swallow a bullet and chase it with poison award. Necrosis: Most visually striking avatar on the forum award. Zombicide: for being hilarious award. vampyroteuthis: Ceaseless debater award. nowt: for having murderous forum eyes in word form. deconspire: for being another member that doesn't make me want to commit self-harm out of extreme frustration award.
Last edited by TheStranger; 07-11-2012 at 08:24 PM.
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07-11-2012, 09:13 PM
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After careful consideration I have decided to offer group awards.
The “I hate everyone who does not think my way and I am afraid of engaging in debate” award goes to multiple members The award for “Outstanding graphic Artist” which has been earned for the ability to make dogs look bad is given to one of those who high-tail it out of every debate that challenges their worldview The “Holier than the Pope Award” is also being given to multiple recipients Then there is the “Let’s delete that clique-proving thread” award going to stasis… And of course, the most important multiple recipient award for “I am Being Victimized” goes to the many whiners who appear to dwell in the same dungeon currently being rented by the members of the “I’m Being Persecuted Club of Great Renown”. |
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07-11-2012, 09:51 PM
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Is it reward time already?
Yay! All awards are to be taken lightly. No offense meant, although I couldn't give a fuck if anyone does manage to get their balls in a vice over my mock awards. The fuck with me and I'll disembowel you with a spoon award for general badassery and being the least likely to put up with bullshit goes to....Cooper. The I don't know whether it's because mommy didn't hug me enough or daddy hugged me too much award for making unnecessarily inflammatory posts to get attention goes to....well, a few people could fill this one. The this is THE WORST POSSIBLE THING award for creating the most absurdly dramatic OPs goes to.....Autumnleaf. The out of the pan into the fire award for having a personal cadre of hater stalkers no matter where they go goes to....Samia. The grizzled veteran "lemme show you Fucking New Guys how it's done" award for most pronounced, well known expertise goes to....it's a tie! Monte, for his abilities in math, and plotthickens for her more...carnal areas of expertise.... And the razor blade filled vagina award for creating the most nonsensical, tortured analogies goes to....me.
Last edited by Storm; 07-13-2012 at 02:00 PM.
Reason: removed flaming (rule 1)
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07-12-2012, 05:03 AM
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2nd that. But she might have to share it with Lifesight. |
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07-12-2012, 06:47 AM
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I get to vote for myself, right? |
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07-12-2012, 07:14 AM
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Frosted - sexiest ass award.
Monte - God's award. Cooper - best lenses award. Stasis - smartest award. Samia - most disliked award. Mindvirus - best vlogger award. Zibber - white knight award. Plotthickens - 300 award. EoE- sexiest male award. Litchee - sexiest female award. Samia - biggest tits award. Samia - most awesome person award. Zibber - best arguments award. SilverCrystal - funniest pictures award. Storm Eyes - hipster award. Nicole1975 - full package award. Nightmare - hardest life award. Samoan Corleone - virgin award. Uriel - homosexual award. Kisai - bold award. |
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07-12-2012, 07:17 AM
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Silverity for the happiest in the most melancholy award.
Autumnleaf for the start a new thread OCD award. Moxiie for the funky monkey award. |
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07-12-2012, 07:25 AM
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puu - 444 suspicion award.
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07-12-2012, 07:32 AM
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Arcanist - most likely to go all Anarchist jihad and tell society to f*** off award
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07-12-2012, 10:13 AM
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Hey, we've got some more! Let's get a little meaner....
The skipped my AA meeting to go to the bar award for most consistently poor quality posting goes to.....Moya Anomalous. The gelatinous mass of ass gravy award for lengthiest, fluffy posts goes to....scorpionmover. The white knight in shining armor with a brown stain in his pants award for least effective defender of a cause goes to....Ghostwheel. The white guy in Harlem award for starting a topic almost guaranteed to meet with universal disdain goes to....sunitaishot. The pissing in in the holy water award for having the most vitriol towards religion goes to....simurgh. The spark in the powder room in the middle of an oil field award for most inflammatory posting style goes to....Ray9. The Captain Assclown award for most undeserved, smug, pompous attitude goes to....several people again. Hard to pick a winner here, since a little peacocking seems to come with the territory of INTJness. The cuntfucktastic taint pinch ball slap spaghetti award for most unnecessary vulgarity goes to....the group of users who use slang like "cuntservative" and "libertard". Congrats you fuckballs! Gotta have at least one nice one I suppose.... The diamond-farting, cancer-curing cyborg award for most consistent high quality posting goes to....nacht. Once again, these awards not to be taken seriously, so if you find yourself so angry that you spit the sailor's cock out of your mouth in receiving one of my awards, remember that 1. a little self-depreciative humor never hurt anybody, and 2. I don't really give a fuck. |
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07-12-2012, 10:20 AM
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I'd have to second for Lifesight or Kricket for being kindest members.
Seablue for the Concise Rebuttal Award. I nominate myself for Missed the Bus because most of my debates end with a realization that we're talking about the same thing. |
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07-12-2012, 10:20 AM
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Elena - very talented artist!
plotthickens - gardener extraordinaire! Moxiie - for all-around awesomeness! storm eyes - great taste in music! Cooper - the Man's Man award Everyone on the game boards - you crazy mofos are a fun group. |
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07-12-2012, 10:21 AM
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Fujimoto - Most Recent Member to Convert to Another Species award
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07-12-2012, 10:25 AM
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Fujimoto - for the "In Danger Of Becoming a Burger" award.
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07-12-2012, 01:38 PM
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Storm eyes - listens to the most music award
Psykhe - most likely to be on your friends list award Vermillion - hates conservatives the most award Malkavia - most overused joke award Ricardo Diaz - the what the heck did I just read award Subgenius - uses way more memes than is necessary award |
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