[CrudeHypothesis]

Someone asked what the plan was. I thought:

First you make a thread so inspiring that you get all the useful INTJs to work together. I think you can get them to agree if you show them it's possible. So, you take INTJf. Then, you need to take 4chan and Tumblr, and reddit. We need Anonymous too, the hackers from that Megaupload thing. Then we take Facebook. Once we take the internet, we take @ppl3 and M1cr0$0f+. We kill F0X. Control the media and you control public thought. Take w@ll str33+ and make Ch1n@ dump the U$ tre@$ury bonds. The markets will Crash. G0v3rnM3n+$ will fall. Then you use mobile devices to deliver propogander about the new world order.

Any idiot can criticize this, but only the intelligent can point out better alternatives. Can you think of any better alternatives?

[DesertKnight]

My Evil Plan to Save the World - Five Iron Frenzy (good song that
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Aside from the INTJ part that isn't actually a terrible base idea considering this scenario. Terrible idea in real life practice though I'd imagine, can't even fathom the logistical problems that would come with trying to enact that or any other revolution fueled plan to save the world.

The simplest conclusion to saving the actual world, if I had to think of one, would be to kill off about 90% of the population.

[spect]

i think the ability to nuke it several times from orbit should be easy



im writing a manifesto, get a petition going, lobby the united nations... i swear we've got some serious alien invasion going on with people, its the only way to be safe.

[CrudeHypothesis]

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My Evil Plan to Save the World - Five Iron Frenzy (good song that To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ). Aside from the INTJ part that isn't actually a terrible base idea considering this scenario. Terrible idea in real life practice though I'd imagine, can't even fathom the logistical problems that would come with trying to enact that or any other revolution fueled plan to save the world. The simplest conclusion to saving the actual world, if I had to think of one, would be to kill off about 90% of the population.

That would be fun, but it's not really dominating the world.

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	i think the ability to nuke it several times from orbit should be easy

That's not really dominating the world either

[deconspire]

Pfffff, fuck all that.

Contaminate the water treatment plants with scopolamine, and run a few ads on tv "suggesting" certain behaviors.

[Tahiti]

Hold hands and sing kumbaya

[spect]

	Originally Posted by CrudeHypothesis To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	That's not really dominating the world either

sure it is, people will do what you say when you're king of the hill god almighty emporer. because if they dont, you kill them... because its a bug planet.

[MechanicalSun]

Compose a song (lyrics and melody) containing a strong subliminal message (decoded by the brain "unconsciously"). It has to be a "catchy song".
Buy/convince/persuade/manipulate/blackmail/sell-to/whatever one of the most influential singer/bands to interpret your song.
Let it roll the charts. (can be many songs progressively released containing one part of the message each).
Create/impulse/ a attention attractor for the singer of your singer, (i.e. he spits on the pope/marries to the queen of England/die/scandal in general/etc). So he retires from singing.
Release an "unpublished" song, and claim that it gives <random benefit>- increases IQ, libido, sexual potency, success, luck, etc. The more you hear it stronger is the effect.


Show yourself as the "real author"(agreed with singer). Appear in the media "explaining" expressing a "revolutionary" view of health/social politics. (The more esoteric/mystical is your argument the better!)

Voilà.

Enjoy your dominion!
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[CrudeHypothesis]

Now I realize why the world hasn't been taken over by INTJs yet, because none of them can come up with any good fucking ideas :P

...and we accuse INTPs of being impractical, look who's talking.

[MechanicalSun]

If one doesn't have the skills to carry out a "complex" plan, then how is it supposed to rule the world? *shakes magic wand*

[Income]

I have more than 1000 plans for getting world domination. Every single one of them works. It's because I'm creative. But it would feel a little embarassing to share them, maybe that's why nobody has given you a better plan, they are happy with keeping them in their minds.

[DesertKnight]

	Originally Posted by CrudeHypothesis To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	That would be fun, but it's not really dominating the world.

Not outright, but I contend that with 90% of the population dead and buried it would be much easier to logistically implement your original plan (assuming that however the 90% is disposed of doesn't also dispose of our communications technology).