[Looc]

Some of these were pretty funny.

	Originally Posted by Shadizar To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Don't ever, ever... EVER!!! take me someplace FUN!!!

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I can't stand when I'm thinking and someone interrupts me to ask why I'm sad/angry.

Fuck smiling, what is this complete nonsense.

[Irian]

I don't aim to hurt your feelings. I don't understand your feelings well enough to deliberately hurt them. If you think I said something offensive, ask for clarification. I won't mind.

The personal space is called so for a reason. Don't touch me without permission. Preferably, don't touch me at all, unless we're being intimate.

[Shadizar]

Don't indiscriminately cuddle me, I need dinner and sweet talking first; astrophysics works best, anything but that inane image bolstering banality.

[Sniped Soul]

Your idea of fun is boring to me.
I don't give a crap about social drama or gossip.
This is my normal expression, I'm not angry.
I prefer to socialize once a week at the most.
If I talk to you of my own accord that means I like you.

[TheAetherkings]

Why ? Because it's my choice and I choose to do it this way. Not good enough? Fine. There is no 'why,' that's just the way it is.

[Reizu]

Stop asking me "What's the matter?" This is just what my face looks like when I'm thinking.

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	Originally Posted by TheAetherkings To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Why ? Because it's my choice and I choose to do it this way. Not good enough? Fine. There is no 'why,' that's just the way it is.

Where is your "NT" good sir!?

[nsayer]

Don't read between the lines of what I say quite so much. I don't speak in riddles. I sometimes am sarcastic, but apart from that, you can take me pretty literally. It drives me bonkers when people infer that because I said 1*X that I must really mean X^4+53*Y.

[Shadizar]

Don't put your toothpaste caked toothbrush beside my pristine toothbrush... in fact, don't leave it visible at all.

[BBC]

Just because I don't want to spend leisure time with you doesn't mean i don't like you nor that I don't care. I just like to do my own thing.

[MacheteGeek]

Why yes, I do enjoy being alone or away from abrasive people for extensive periods of time and see socializing as inconvenient.

[illustral]

• Don't talk to me unless you're actually going to say something of worth.
• If you do have something worthy to say, say it as concisely as you can. I don't want to listen for five minutes when you could have said it in ten seconds.
• Speak at a volume that is appropriate for the setting. It's quiet here; you don't have to speak at 80 Decibels.
• Do not ask me to repeat myself. You're supposed to be listening, which means you should have heard me the first damn time.
• Do not repeat yourself (as best you can) unless I ask. I remember everything you say and do.
• Don't get angry with me if I cut you off mid-sentence by finishing your sentence. By the second word, I had already figured out what you were going to say, and I saved us both a lot of time by saying it for you.
• If I cut you off by saying, "I know," it's because I know. Stop talking. For the love of God, stop talking.
• I have a baseline respect for everyone, but that's easy to lose and nigh impossible to regain.
• If I'm not busy talking to everyone, it's not because I'm asocial (the term is not antisocial), it's because I don't care to hear about their pedestrian lives.
• If you try to ask me questions about myself, you're gonna have a bad time.
• Don't engage me in an argument unless you're prepared to be destroyed.
• You haven't seen me angry.
• I'll go along with what you tell me to do until it gets in my way.
• If you're an incompetent leader, it's likely that I will attempt to take or supplement your position.
• Don't ask me how to do something when the directions are right there in front of you or when they've just been explained.
• If you fail to or refuse to understand my nonverbal communication, I will make no further effort to communicate with you.

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• If you want to find me at a party, I'll be with the cat.

[Magda]

	Originally Posted by nsayer To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Don't read between the lines of what I say quite so much. I don't speak in riddles. I sometimes am sarcastic, but apart from that, you can take me pretty literally. It drives me bonkers when people infer that because I said 1*X that I must really mean X^4+53*Y.

This. My ISFJ mother does this to me all the time, usually in a negative manner. In contrast, my ISTJ brother and INFJ best friend both agree that I generally use language very precisely and say exactly what I mean.

[X51]

I use my phone when it is absolutely necessary to transmit information verbally.

[CanrHoldLimes]

I like it when you just say exactly what the **** you mean.

[nsayer]

	Originally Posted by Magda To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	This. My ISFJ mother does this to me all the time, usually in a negative manner.

My ISFJ wife was who I was thinking of when I wrote that. Eerie.

[Magda]

	Originally Posted by nsayer To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	My ISFJ wife was who I was thinking of when I wrote that. Eerie.

When you tell her you didn't mean what she thinks you did, does she accuse you of not knowing your own mind, rather than taking your word for it that she's wrong?

[John F Kennedy]

There is always a valid reason why I said something. I'm not being negative, acting like an asshole, being judgmental, or being in any other way a bad person. If you just ask me how I got to my conclusion, you'll see it is constructed according to what I perceive to be a law of reason, experience, and empiricism. Please be kind and prove me wrong, instead of lashing out or cutting off contact with me before you even understand what I said.

[Shadizar]

I've upset you...

Quite frankly, I don't care; and your irrational, illogical, raging tantrum is making me care less.

[MacheteGeek]

I will smite you for insubordination in due time.

[painfulltruf]

Nothing. I'm done trying to find consensus with them. It's pointless.

[Alu]

-No need to point out that I'm quiet. Duh, I know. Don't you dare imply that it's a bad thing, either. I just don't flap my lips about pointless stuff like you.

-If I'm deep in thought and you try to interrupt, I'm not going to answer. Don't take it personally because I simply can't hear you. Stop and try again later.

-I have a fake public work face and chances are if I don't know you well, that's what you're getting from me.

-I can tell the difference between somebody who is outgoing and confident and somebody who is outgoing and insecure. Just because I'm "quiet and shy" doesn't mean that I'm easily fooled by your silly attention seeking behavior.

-To people who find out that I'm good at something or think I'm "smart", I am not your encyclopedia. I like to help, but there comes a point where I do not have time to answer your questions every five minutes. It only takes 20 seconds to look it up yourself, PLEASE.

ETA: Oh yeah. Unless I'm dating you (which if I am in the first place, I obviously have interest in you), stay at least 3 feet away and don't touch me.

[Shadizar]

	Originally Posted by Alu To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	ETA: Oh yeah. Unless I'm dating you (which if I am in the first place, I obviously have interest in you), stay at least 3 feet away and don't touch me.

Ahhh, the infamous bubble, "if I can touch you, you're too fucking close, take it as you will."

[LifesEcstasy]

Just fuck off before either 8am in the morning or pre my morning caffeine consumption. It's not rude, its for your own safety. I don't do early well.

Oh yeah. And don't ever. I mean ever, answer the rhetorical question of how are you today? With how you actually are. Because my response will not be pleasing to you. It will be along the lines of here's 50 cents go call someone who gives a shit. Take that question in the spirit in which is was given. The appropriate answer is always 'fine' or 'good'.

If I'm asking you to set the trolley up. I mean set the trolley up. Not pfaff around with trays, and balancing 10 meals on your arm in an effort to prove to me the trolley is not necessary. There are no metaphor's here, I'm a literal kind of person.

While I realise the purpose of your life is to spend as much time as possible sitting on your arse with your nose in an OK Magazine. Realise that the purpose of my life is to ensure you don't do that on company time. I'm very smart and really creative, you don't want to go there.

If I say at the start of the day this is how we're going to do our job. I haven't changed my mind 10mins later.
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[gigglingToilet]

- Your uniform does not impress me.
- Stop talking so I can answer your question.
- I'm busy. Get lost.
- I need a hug.
- If you could comprehend how angry I am right now, you'd be scared.
- Silence means I'm thinking about it. Isn't it nice that someone bothered to consider your idea for once?
- ANSWER. THE. QUESTION.
- I'm not hiding anything. Except my methods of avoiding you.
- I'm not mad, you just don't make sense.
- Oh my god. Are you still talking?

[frontaLobotomy]

- Airing one's dirty linen in public is undignified, keep your trap shut.

- If you show any signs of weakness, it's likely that we'll never be friends.

- I'm not angry, this is my nonplussed face. If you looked in the mirror, yours would look no different.

- I've had to take charge because you're incapable of doing so. Petulance only highlights how inept you are.

- I'm having alone time. Unless someone has died, it's best not to bother me.