You know you're an "INTJ" when... - Page 24

**Person056** · 05-07-2012, 07:48 PM

when the only thing that will cuddle with you is your cat.

**Toolmaker** · 05-07-2012, 08:31 PM

When you run an INTJ forum, and don't delete the profiles of members who have been gone for 3 years because they might just come back.

**Shadizar** · 05-07-2012, 09:46 PM

When you're disinterested in make work projects; and even rather violated when they are shoved upon you.

**Person056** · 05-08-2012, 11:02 AM

when every thing in life is entirely overwhelming unless you organize a strategy plan on how to conquer your day to day tasks.

**Shadizar** · 05-08-2012, 01:05 PM

When you decide to mow the lawn, because you had to organize a search party to find your kids.

**Person056** · 05-08-2012, 02:56 PM

When you cannot hate anyone, you simply make snide remarks to them that are too intelligent for them to understand....and they take it as a compliment.

**MacheteGeek** · 05-08-2012, 02:59 PM

When you wish life would simplify itself every now and then.

**KelvinDjangoTeo** · 05-08-2012, 08:10 PM

	Originally Posted by Person056 To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	When you cannot hate anyone, you simply make snide remarks to them that are too intelligent for them to understand....and they take it as a compliment.

Nice one
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**Shadizar** · 05-08-2012, 10:02 PM

	Originally Posted by Person056 To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	When you cannot hate anyone, you simply make snide remarks to them that are too intelligent for them to understand....and they take it as a compliment.

When you actually do hate someone, and you hope that they don't ever enter your life again; because you've imagined elaborate plans for their public demise, and you're ok with that, and jail seems like a nice holiday after a job well done, and that's good too.

**Rachel45** · 05-09-2012, 01:03 AM

*when you feel calmer than you thought you might upon hearing that your mom tried to kill herself.
*when being rational is one of the greatest gifts you possess
*when, despite your family of origin's melt-down, you are still staying focused on what you need to do for yourself: I am INTJ survivor of the first order.

**aparester** · 05-09-2012, 04:27 AM

...people tell you that you look like you're about to murder someone, but actually there's nothing emotional in your mind at all.

**Person056** · 05-09-2012, 07:25 AM

	Originally Posted by Rachel45 To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	when you feel calmer than you thought you might upon hearing that your mom tried to kill herself. when being rational is one of the greatest gifts you possess *when, despite your family of origin's melt-down, you are still staying focused on what you need to do for yourself: I am INTJ survivor of the first order.

When you can read this and laugh.

**Shadizar** · 05-09-2012, 12:36 PM

	Originally Posted by aparester To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	...people tell you that you look like you're about to murder someone, but actually there's nothing emotional in your mind at all.

When your answer is "I have no recorded criminal history, take that as you will."

**Person056** · 05-09-2012, 01:49 PM

When you rarely ever raise your voice to command people to stop being immature but when you do, they listen.

**Rachel45** · 05-10-2012, 02:55 AM

*when the last exam before earning your first degree is in 5 more hours, and you are counting down the hours.

**ipmendy77** · 05-10-2012, 12:11 PM

when you lurk intjforum everyday, yet rarely post.

**Person056** · 05-10-2012, 12:22 PM

When you tell someone you have AS and they feel like you just revealed to them the meaning of life.

**Social Torture** · 05-10-2012, 01:27 PM

... when dealing with stupid people and not strangling them seems to be a great accomplishment.

**Person056** · 05-10-2012, 01:35 PM

^^good one.

When you have to explain to someone that you're just explaining what you said.

**BMS0** · 05-10-2012, 02:10 PM

When you're watching a documentary on a CIA Director, but Netflix is incorrectly streaming some horrible movie about trout fishing, and you listen to the documentary and watch the trout film trying to figure out why the filmmaker chose such an odd visual narrative for a film about a CIA Director. You watch for 45 minutes before you realize that what you're seeing is not lining up with what you're hearing. And this is after you've made at least a half dozen strong connections between the two...because you are convinced that the whole thing is an experimental project, not a technical error.

Dancingqueen · 05-10-2012, 07:34 PM

When your first subconscious instinct is to look for an advantage in any situation and your second, conscious, instinct is to question the first.

**Person056** · 05-11-2012, 05:50 AM

When the doctors aren't sure if they should diagnose you with ADD simply because it looks like you're paying attention to them but nothing they say is registering in your mind. Meanwhile your mind is in another universe.

**KelvinDjangoTeo** · 05-11-2012, 08:17 AM

while in the middle of socialising, you tell yourself. wtf am i doing here, what am i doing and why am i here. i could be at home, doing this and that... and then you retreat to living in your own world again.

**Shadizar** · 05-11-2012, 08:56 AM

When some one says "let's go get some fresh air", and you look at them like they just said "let's open a can of mustard gas."

**Person056** · 05-11-2012, 12:26 PM

When people are so ignorant that they mistake the enforcement of your work ethic as you being mad at them and unwilling to help.

I would love to help you one your paper if you weren't plagurizing.
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05-07-2012, 07:48 PM	#576
Person056 Member [32%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 1,284	when the only thing that will cuddle with you is your cat.
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05-07-2012, 08:31 PM	#577
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05-07-2012, 09:46 PM	#578
Shadizar Restricted [forum rules] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 6,867	When you're disinterested in make work projects; and even rather violated when they are shoved upon you.
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05-08-2012, 11:02 AM	#579
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05-08-2012, 01:05 PM	#580
Shadizar Restricted [forum rules] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 6,867	When you decide to mow the lawn, because you had to organize a search party to find your kids.
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05-08-2012, 02:56 PM	#581
Person056 Member [32%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 1,284	When you cannot hate anyone, you simply make snide remarks to them that are too intelligent for them to understand....and they take it as a compliment.
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05-08-2012, 02:59 PM	#582
MacheteGeek Member [20%] MBTI: xnTX Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 801	When you wish life would simplify itself every now and then.
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05-09-2012, 01:03 AM	#585
Rachel45 Core Member [137%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 5,493	when you feel calmer than you thought you might upon hearing that your mom tried to kill herself. when being rational is one of the greatest gifts you possess *when, despite your family of origin's melt-down, you are still staying focused on what you need to do for yourself: I am INTJ survivor of the first order.
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05-09-2012, 04:27 AM	#586
aparester Member [28%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,129	...people tell you that you look like you're about to murder someone, but actually there's nothing emotional in your mind at all.
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05-09-2012, 01:49 PM	#589
Person056 Member [32%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 1,284	When you rarely ever raise your voice to command people to stop being immature but when you do, they listen.
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05-10-2012, 02:55 AM	#590
Rachel45 Core Member [137%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 5,493	*when the last exam before earning your first degree is in 5 more hours, and you are counting down the hours.
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05-10-2012, 12:11 PM	#591
ipmendy77 New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 66	when you lurk intjforum everyday, yet rarely post.
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05-10-2012, 12:22 PM	#592
Person056 Member [32%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 1,284	When you tell someone you have AS and they feel like you just revealed to them the meaning of life.
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05-10-2012, 01:27 PM	#593
Social Torture Member [16%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 669	... when dealing with stupid people and not strangling them seems to be a great accomplishment.
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05-10-2012, 01:35 PM	#594
Person056 Member [32%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 1,284	^^good one. When you have to explain to someone that you're just explaining what you said.
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05-10-2012, 02:10 PM	#595
BMS0 New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 6	When you're watching a documentary on a CIA Director, but Netflix is incorrectly streaming some horrible movie about trout fishing, and you listen to the documentary and watch the trout film trying to figure out why the filmmaker chose such an odd visual narrative for a film about a CIA Director. You watch for 45 minutes before you realize that what you're seeing is not lining up with what you're hearing. And this is after you've made at least a half dozen strong connections between the two...because you are convinced that the whole thing is an experimental project, not a technical error.
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05-10-2012, 07:34 PM	#596
Dancingqueen Core Member [127%] MBTI: iNTJ Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,080	When your first subconscious instinct is to look for an advantage in any situation and your second, conscious, instinct is to question the first.
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05-11-2012, 05:50 AM	#597
Person056 Member [32%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 1,284	When the doctors aren't sure if they should diagnose you with ADD simply because it looks like you're paying attention to them but nothing they say is registering in your mind. Meanwhile your mind is in another universe.
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05-11-2012, 08:17 AM	#598
KelvinDjangoTeo Member [09%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 389	while in the middle of socialising, you tell yourself. wtf am i doing here, what am i doing and why am i here. i could be at home, doing this and that... and then you retreat to living in your own world again.
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05-11-2012, 08:56 AM	#599
Shadizar Restricted [forum rules] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 6,867	When some one says "let's go get some fresh air", and you look at them like they just said "let's open a can of mustard gas."
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05-11-2012, 12:26 PM	#600
Person056 Member [32%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 1,284	When people are so ignorant that they mistake the enforcement of your work ethic as you being mad at them and unwilling to help. I would love to help you one your paper if you weren't plagurizing. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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