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Core Member [126%]
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I stuffed my bra for you. Do you like them?
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#202 |
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Member [07%]
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Why... you look so clean today!
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#203 |
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Core Member [102%]
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You've got quite the appetite!
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#204 |
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Core Member [710%]
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Do you think I could meet your twin sister?
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#205 |
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Core Member [341%]
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Oh... I thought I was meeting a MAN.
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#206 |
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Core Member [607%]
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My Psychic sad you'd be blond.
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#207 |
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Core Member [126%]
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Please fill out these forms to expediate the efficiency of our date.
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#208 |
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Veteran Member [77%]
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You smell like sex...
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#209 |
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Core Member [710%]
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OK, you've got 5 minutes, no more, no less!
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#210 |
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Core Member [911%]
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Aren't you going to start talking?
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#211 |
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Veteran Member [77%]
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You want to measure it?
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#212 |
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Core Member [911%]
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May I touch it?
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#213 |
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Veteran Member [77%]
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Do you realize the number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.....so how was your day today?
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#214 |
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Core Member [710%]
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I am a hippie.
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#215 |
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Core Member [911%]
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Exactly how hard do you work for a living?
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#216 |
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Core Member [710%]
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You live in a basement?
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#217 |
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Core Member [911%]
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How much money do you have?
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#218 |
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Veteran Member [77%]
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You wanna babysit my kids tomorrow night?
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#219 |
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Core Member [102%]
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What are your thoughts on necrophilia?
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#220 |
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Core Member [126%]
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I see dead people. Oh look there's one now!
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#221 |
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Veteran Member [77%]
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I just got a vasectomy, lets "celebrate"...
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#222 |
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Core Member [607%]
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I have a medical condition that requires me having sex every three hours. I'm due.
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#223 |
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Core Member [102%]
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Excuse me, I'm going to take a dump.
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#224 |
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Core Member [126%]
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Congratulations! You're step 12 in my 12 step program.
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#225 |
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Core Member [710%]
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I believe in soulmates. And I don't think you're ever going to get one.
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