[aok]

Moderate.

What does the id look like?

[venuspop]

Young, for its age.

How tall is a tall order?

[aok]

As tall as a Washington DC obelisk.

What's the best way to rid of a tall order?

[jkatra]

Walk away from it quickly and confidently, and don't make direct eye contact with it.

Why is the universe so big?

[gracious]

It bought a device that was advertised in its email spam and it really did make it bigger.

Can good luck be manufactured?

[Sprelious]

You can manufacture potluck, will that do?

What's the guarantee on manufactured potluck?

[jkatra]

We make no secret of the fact that making customer service our number one priority is how we've managed to grow from a small business into a large international franchise network, and we're determined to keep it that way. So here's our Gold Medal Service Guarantee: In the unlikely event that you have any cause for dissatisfaction with the service provided, please call us within seven days and we will happily come again to rectify any service problems, absolutely free of charge. [NB - In the case of pest control services (available in Queensland only) we also offer a six month guarantee on our cockroach, ant and silverfish treatments.] Of course, we also love hearing your positive feedback. Your comments are always welcome, either directly to your service representative, or anonymously by telephone or to our website. Remember, our goal is to make your life easier!

Why do people bore me?

[aok]

Because you're relying on them for entertainment/stimulation.

Why is it people's duty to alleviate your boredom?

[discontinuous]

It is their due to their unkeen procedure that I find myself bored in the first place, so it's like being a nice guest and "mopping up your mess".

What are phreakers doing to spend their time nowadays?

[Sprelious]

Phucked if I know.

Was Grant really a drunk?

[jkatra]

I don't keep track of events in the outside world.

Should we dance?

[Sprelious]

We should, but we can't. While we were ignoring the outside world they passed a law against it.

Should we fight City Hall.

[jkatra]

We should fight City Hall because it's an inanimate object that was placed in the center of the city, and that's annoying. There should have been a park there.

How do you do computer programming?

[GenessorDios]

Ok, I guess you should start with a virtual condom, figure out a way to digitize yourself and tAke it from there. Alternatively, you could print it all out and just go to town.

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You are not worthy.

What is the coolest phone number?

[QuantumEnigma]

1-800-SUB-ZERO

Is Celsius really that much better than Fahrenheit?

[GenessorDios]

Celsius is level-headed but Fahrenheit just mood swings all over the place.

How does one escape from prison?

[QuantumEnigma]

According to the Matrix, you just need to free your mind and have a grudge against spoons.

What is a fun thing to do with a spoon? (please don't make me sorry for going here...)

[jkatra]

Using it as a table.

What is ironic?

[GenessorDios]

This answer isn't.

How can sleepiness be neutralized?

[jkatra]

Use an anti-sleepiness neutralization ray on your utility belt.

Are you a superhero?

[aok]

I ain't fly.

What's the most efficient way to get an ulcer?

[thebrainpolice]

Become a regular poster in the politics subforum.

Which is bigger, a shit ton or an ass load?

[jkatra]

I never measure things that I don't like.

Why are you awesome?

[gracious]

Because I keep it hidden so successfully.

How could I make it more apparent?

[Sprelious]

Maybe a firey avatar

Do trolls troll