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Old 04-22-2010, 12:10 PM   #1
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Seducing an ENTJ man is simple:
  1. Sharpen his knifes for him.
  2. Argue based on logic and reason; emotional arguments backed by anecdote won't make it.
  3. Never back out of a deal you've made with us; we like knowing what's next.
  4. Don't sit naken in our laps in the company of others; do it some place private.
  5. Don't put too much effort into your apperance. Once you've passed the minimum threshold, we judge your personality and intellect.
  6. We evaluate you using Te. Remember that. Even if we have feelings for you, your rational side will always wins. Seduce us by showing similarities that indicate compatibility.
  7. Playing hard to get won't get you far, we're predatory animals, but lazy predator animals.
  8. Don't call us out just because we rigged that silly election we were bound to win anyhow.
  9. Don't be flaky.
  10. Seriously don't be a flaky.
  11. Which part of don't be flaky didn't you understand?
  12. Are you deaf or something?

Note some of the above is actually true.

 

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Old 04-22-2010, 12:16 PM   #2
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Im guessing someone flaked on you?
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:19 PM   #3
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??? I thought you were gay!!
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:21 PM   #4
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  Originally Posted by Blse
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Seducing an ENTJ man is simple:
  1. Sharpen his knifes for him.

If a girlfriend of mine attempted to sharpen my knives for me I would have words with her--not take it as a good sign for the future of the relationship--unless she had an extremely good idea of how to care for them (which most people don't) and had spoken to me first about it.

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Old 04-22-2010, 12:23 PM   #5
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  Originally Posted by Malkavia
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Im guessing someone flaked on you?

Haha... kind of, I just hate it when I have to rearrange my schedule. My Te like to have everything planned out over the course of say 2-3 weeks, so when a girl says "oh, I can't make Friday, how about we reschedule for Monday," I really don't like it.

And of course, we ENTJs like drive our points home by rudely repeating them
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  Originally Posted by nacht
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If a girlfriend of mine attempted to sharpen my knives for me I would have words with her--not take it as a good sign for the future of the relationship--unless she had an extremely good idea of how to care for them (which most people don't) and had spoken to me first about it.

Pfft. Introverts, never capable of delegating.

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  Originally Posted by Kisai
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??? I thought you were gay!!

Nah, just a woman inside a man's body who secretly wishes she was a man.

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Old 04-22-2010, 12:30 PM   #6
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  Originally Posted by Blse
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Pfft. Introverts, never capable of delegating.

I am perfectly capable of delegating. I also have a set of professional chef's knives, damascus steel blades, fixed blades from cold steel, etc. If someone picks them up and starts grinding away with my whetstones they are more likely to damage, oversharpen, unevenly sharpen, or otherwise cause me more work than if they leave them for me to do.

Not to mention that certain blades are sharp or deliberately dull for very particular uses; if that level changes it can cause serious problems and, again, more work (and possibly blood cleanup) for me to do later.

Besides, I for one enjoy sharpening my knives. It's part of the fun of owning them.

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