Bill just said my name on TV!!! Fan girl moment omg.

I forgot to say that customs didn't steal your package. They might have eaten the candy and sent the rest off to you though.

Interrupting owl is busy writing now. No time for mice.

I'll tell my owl to stop eating so many mice then.

Are you calling my avatar fat?

Yes it was. I kinda just noticed that our avatars were made for each other. My owl would like to sit in your tree please.

I just sneezed twice. First time since the last. Blaming you as always.

Maybe he really does think the sky is falling? He's mowing the grass now. Been at it for about an hour. Maybe it's his zen time?

So this is going on right now......

yep. you have a gift for suggestion there. But with great power comes great responsibility. make sure you use your ability for good not evil.

No good being sorry.. you wanna buy 3 dresses (never been worn). .. .. . Only worn once... . . twice max.

I just opened a wardrobe and found that I'd already bought 3 dresses last week ... damn you.

Your welcome. But no more subliminal imagery - I don't want to find myself walking down the street and inexplicably feeling the urge to by a dress.

I think my insecurities are geared towards insults I've gotten. Like I hate my cheeks because a guy said I looked like a bull dog once. I think insults like that stick around regardless if they are true or not. Well hate is a strong word. I don't hate my face. I just don't see what is attractive about it. I'm sure most people feel like that though.

I wouldn't have let you see me staring because my mouth would probably be open and that would be embarrassing. I don't know what kind of aura I give off but it seems to attract the wrong type of people. Never the one's I would be interested in. So I tend to be very cold while in public as not to attract the wrong type of creepers.

For all the self doubt I have I will say that I'm pretty awesome That's not an ego thing, it's a true facts thing.

My facial features are what I hate the most. The longer I look at it, the weirder it looks.

It is a compliment! Not a vague weird compliment either. Your face is one that would cause me to stop and stare. I don't do that often. But if I saw you on the street, I'd want to know you. How's that for creepy? But you probably wouldn't notice me because I'm an entire foot shorter than you. Technically 11.5". The half inch counts.

This is going to sound really creepy, but when I saw your picture I remember thinking "wow". Out of everyone that's posted pictures in that thread, I think you're face is the most appealing (and body too, if I'm being a creep I might as well go all out)

Oh that's what that meant. I don't agree that I know I'm attractive. I think I'm pretty weird looking. That's part of the reason I do those stupid pictures. To try and see that I'm not an ogre. It seems to have the opposite effect.

But it's nice to know that you think I'm attractive.

I get it now. You give vaguely worded weird compliments like I do. I didn't know what the surprised if you didn't know comment was about. It's not creepy I don't think. I'm just going to blame this on me being a natural blonde. Seems like a catch all excuse reserved for this type of thing.

I still have no idea what you mean. I even reread your comment while not semi drunk and I'm still confused!

I don't know.