what else would you grow just... for... Peppyyyyyy?

i'll let you pour honey over me like i'm a pancake!

Haha. Well, given the choice I think I'll pick bulge, but if that's not an option, I wouldn't say no to that either.

My two go-to lines are "You look absolutely clueless there, let me show you" and for the tall girls I love, "You look pretty cute for a big girl". Any go-to lines that you fall back on?

Also, I love calling the butchy trolls "sir" - that's awesome.

Shit...bar never gets raised. You still read the old site?

Nice drop with Maddox!

Using intelligence to pass rounds is highly encouraged. Pluspoints! Never seen Pulp Fiction, so doesn't tell me much. But I believe I'd love to go on a date with a complex and challenging person, compared to what I usually find. Either they got no brain, or they are too shy to reveal it. Neither gets very far with me xD If conversation does not flow naturally, I'll be bored. It'd be far more fun to have scorpion eating and cat-battles as elimination process, but usually people don't even make to the point where I want to test them. The real test is to get me interested, that's hard enough apparently xD

Actually, finding the application form and making it into the contest is the hidden first round. It's extra gruesome! =D A pdf would be too easy. Sheesh. You have to carve it into stone using only your fingers, on two slabs. One placed on top of Mount Everest, and the second placed in a cave full of vicious cat-animals.
And I get what you mean. Dates baffle me. I suppose it might work with the right person, but from my experience it's just weird expectations and awkward silence.

Ah, that guy! Yes, that round is rather effective. But what can I say, I like men with strong shoulders and scorpion-proof insides. You never know when it might come in handy! If that cracked you, you would not have liked the third round at all. The cake in the middle is to give contestants a breather (and test for lactose-intolerance. No self-respecting swedish female would accept that!), but in the third round it's back to serious business.
And pah, imagination and randomness are some of the most important things in life! What fun is it if you don't indulge in some weird mental images and ideas spawned by things you see and hear, that's one of the best parts!

How did you know that's my process?! Were you that one guy last week that we threw cakes at and everything? =O Jokes aside, that's an awesome way to interpret it. Mental images ftw =)

Ah =) I guessed that was what it meant, but preferred to ask to be entirely sure. I figure if a man makes it through my gruesome process of elimination all the way to the end, he ought to get something for it (aka me pampering) xD

aww don´t you love when that happens? I do Everytime that happens to me, my friends get in a hurry to take the kitty out of my lap and I beg my friends to let the kitty just there, I enjoy it, Damn I sound silly! lol *facepalm*

I must admit I don't quite understand what you mean with "And where am I?". Please do explain.

awww too bad about the no pets rule, I live in a house so "my house my rules" lol I have two young cats and two babies all of them are male, I really enjoy their company, well... when they are in the mood to deal with me anyway :P I don´t think it is sad for a male to admit they like cats though the mayority would prefer a dog over a cat..."a purring cat, making biscuits" you just described my life lol

lol that´s true! they are funny creatures and they´are so independent, (I think that´s why I love them so much) they act like they don´t need me until they want to eat or take a nap in my lap lol have you got a pet?

	Originally Posted by Tinpusher
	I purr like a kitten, and run my nails through the rug...

I chuckled for a few minutes on that one.

awww that´s a sad but sweet story I love cats, I have 4 of them, though none of them looks alike to the one in my avatar.

All I could see was a cute, cute kitty sleeping. I guess my powers of observation are not "that" amazing huh? lol but you have a good point! It is not my cat BTW

Wath and Brampton mainly. I know a few folk in Penistone. Living in chesterfield now, don't like it one bit. At least SY folk have a bit of charisma and character.

Barnsley? That's were i'm from.