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  1. ness2361
    Yesterday 07:42 PM
    ness2361
    I just saw this. Thanks for telling me, and I hope I remember--I'll miss you; be well, my friend.
  2. ness2361
    Yesterday 07:01 PM
    ness2361
    Duh on me, can you put 'spoilers' around it? Or, if not, I'll just delete it--it's a cool one, then you pop it out on me, sometime?
  3. ness2361
    Yesterday 07:01 PM
    ness2361
    You're tired. I will put spoilers around it, and when the right moment comes, you may use it--and I will not pull the 'don't use an old one on me', how's that?
  4. ness2361
    Yesterday 06:07 PM
    ness2361 commented on Let's Spread Rumors.
    I actually did that when I was about 20, I swear. I knew the dude was probably yanking my chain but he didn't ask ugly questions, so I answered him honestly. I am weird, I know that, but sometimes, back then, you know, 80ish, if a guy called up (someone from school pretending later he didn't remember), a stranger 'that' lonely, if he didn't get ugly, I listened... then I talked soothing like telling the guy to imagine the ocean and stuff, then I would ask, 'Can you sleep now?' and he would say little boy soft, 'Yes', and I would hang up.

    I stopped sharing that, though, when a friend or two told me I was looking to be killed, and the guy was gonna find me, blahblahblah: I'm not that kind of paranoid 'and' I have an excellent bullshit detector. Even online, here? Give me enough words (the linguist) and/or enough time, a couple posts, and I can usually pick out the enraged ones--especially when they post 'pretty', if you know what I mean; and I'm sure you do.

    OK, Nutwhacker! (Get it?!) Time for some bannage, major bannage coming and going...)
  5. ness2361
    Yesterday 04:49 PM
    ness2361
    Tommy Roe, look him up; what is his most famous one? I am that ... broad.
  6. ness2361
    Yesterday 04:38 PM
    ness2361
    This is how I feel right now over such love posting, yes TommyRoenotypos
  7. ness2361
    Yesterday 04:18 PM
    ness2361 commented on Banned
    I was there, same time as you--but you are always too quick for me. Still, give a girl some points for spot on
  8. ness2361
    Yesterday 03:46 PM
    ness2361 commented on Let's Spread Rumors.
    I love that book; I have that book; 'we' could have written and illustrated that book. Be my agent, double Oh?
  9. ness2361
    Yesterday 03:14 PM
    ness2361
    Pure... brilliance... Done with panache... And you know Zooker is FAR more handsome and serious than that feline. Don't let the sensor fool you, she looks sweet, and yet there is something not quite right there...
  10. ness2361
    Yesterday 02:53 PM
    ness2361 commented on Let's Spread Rumors.
    I'm your straight man, you know that, right? I mean...
    Straight and man, get it?!
  11. ness2361
    Yesterday 02:25 PM
    ness2361 commented on Let's Spread Rumors.
    What a sneaky bastard!
  12. ness2361
    Yesterday 02:23 PM
    ness2361
    My speakers are blown so I can't hear anything, and I think it would help, so I thought it was an octopus on first go-by, then I left, came back to play games.

    So it is a Humbolt squid?

    I have eaten squid: Filipino co-workers/friends made a casserole, and I always ate lunch with them; I was the only non-Filipino of our group, and usually someone made something with pork or beef in it; but this time it was squid, and a casserole which made it worse.

    I took a bite while they watched my face... then I felt queasy but I didn't want to offend, so I put some salt and pepper on another piece, and felt saliva building in the bottom of my mouth... bolted for the restroom, had dry heaves (the squid did not have time to get to 'vomiting' place), and while I was in the stall, on my knees, heaving, my nose started running, and this part of me I've had for as long as I can remember was 'watching', just watching, you know... and I started laughing.

    When I came out of the restroom, I went back to my friends, told them what happened (minus details) and one of them grinned big and said, 'We wondered how you'd take it; many people get sick the first time they try squid.'

    That was the last time for me, in any form.

    So maybe I'll skip that video, after all.

    Nightmares involving squid, water, and tiny places? Let's both skip those, aye?
  13. reiven
    03-27-2015 01:17 PM
    reiven commented on Let's Spread Rumors.
    and the he looks all like "what, that wasn't me..."
  14. ness2361
    03-27-2015 12:23 PM
    ness2361
    I love octopus; ever since I was young, I thought they were interesting in how they change color with emotion, shoot away when threatened. My speaker/sound card is broken so I can't watch that until I can have the problem repaired, but until then, I am saving it 'to watch later'. Thanks for that one, especially much.
  15. Zsych
    03-26-2015 11:30 PM
    Zsych
    Skillz!

    (that... or suicide)
  16. ness2361
    03-26-2015 06:19 PM
    ness2361
    Oh, boy, I can hardly wait... to tilt the laptop till it almost hits the floor, you insaniac.
  17. ness2361
    03-26-2015 06:13 PM
    ness2361
    On Conan Isle, of course, how obvious!
  18. Tocsin
    03-26-2015 05:46 PM
    Tocsin

     
    SURPRISE!

    Classic! Thanks for the "head's up."

  19. Zsych
    03-26-2015 12:55 AM
    Zsych commented on Post whatever amused you on the net today
    the ladder one is funny.
  20. ness2361
    03-25-2015 07:26 PM
    ness2361
    I had to hold the computer right up to my face, so if the laptop breaks, also ZeroEmission's fault, I don't care where that tree hugger lives!

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