How do you know I'm real? What if it turns out I am a character in a book?

What? But what did I write? I'm just a reclusive weirdo, who has no manners, and probably needs to be on anti-depressants.

Do you have your own room? I also live at home. I have my room. And I try my VERY BEST to be a recluse! It's manageable.

Bwahahahaha! "Do something stupid BRB". That is just hilarious. I think I'm speechless. Sit. Sit there while I digest this. Watch me freak out. LOL. No. I'm not freaking. But sorry about the full inbox. And anyway, don't be jealous of my reclusive lifestyle. Seriously, start doing it! Why haven't you already? It's great.

Yayayaya, it's YOU.