Don't be sad... meow!

Play biting is fun :3 It scarred my nose -_-

Pics!!!

Well it really depends on who is doing the pouncing. Kittens are always a yes.

No. No, I don't.

So... does EoE pounce you by the transitive property of INTJf pouncing?

Words! Words! I meant words! :P

I've got to find some way to relax and amuse myself after being in a high pressure environment all day. You just happened to be an almost willing victim.

I am super goofy. People don't even know what to do with me half the time.

First time in 3 years the little f*cker ever bit me, he's really old so I gave him one free ride. I rarely cry, I was bawling, hit my septum so I know a septum piercing is totally out of the question lol too sensitive in the nose lol. Blood -everywhere-. He popped out of his little house like one of those chest burster things from Alien.

But you wish you were, so I thought I'd be nice and give you taste.

That's kind of the point of burlesque, silly.

I did put up the video from my first performance (way back when), but the dance company has started password protecting the videos.

I'll give you a sneak preview... we take off our gloves, we take off our skirts, we *tear* off our shirts. And there are some steps and stuff in there somewhere.

And I was making a funny by subverting the expectations of the conversation and not acknowledging your funny...

People are actually paying to see us this time... wtf?!

I told you... two Saturdays, and it's in Chicago. You're invited if you'll be around...

I was born to be ISTP

Holla sexy man, likin the new avatar. You are giving EOE a run for his money.

I am doing another burlesque show in two Saturdays, so it will indeed be a shirtless Saturday. And we are literally tearing ourselves out of our shirts, so it's gonna be legit.

As for EoE, I'm pretty sure he has no reason to view my profile so you might have to be a little more direct in letting him know you're onto him. I mean, it sounds like he wants you to be anyways.

Well I wanted to make the point that even someone with a body like mine can get insecure sometimes. And it might have been a little uncouth to say "and seriously guys, I'm damn hot" so I referred the readers to my picture instead. (But yeah, I will happily take opportunities to mention that my avatar is me because there are not a lot of places I can share a photo like that.)

I'll get insecure about amateur photos really quick though, as you can see. You solicit EoE and I'm afraid he'll show up and tell me to never be in a picture again.

Nope. If I did I wouldn't be guessing. Unless you mean that I know what my guesses are...