stop it. it's valentine's day. ack right, would you? it's not about 'romance', it's about chocolate....
this romanticism...it's making me hurt...sinatra for gosh sake...aiyiyi! leggo my hand! you're pulling on my fingers *pop*snap*crunch*ouch!
come 'ere, dawg! don't run to the neighbors! i'll find another pickle to hush her up!
my poor dawg...he's not in tune with this stuff.
here, let me put some alchohol on that cut

maybe a little tranquilizer in your drink?