No. You're always stinky. No shower could help with that.

Why are you so difficult?

Does this mean that you're back?

Can't I convince you to come back? Pleeeeeeeeeeease?

I will. It'll be a big cake. It's a honeybun cake with lots of cinnamon, vanilla yogurt, and applesauce instead of oil. And I'm going to use the vanilla cake glaze that I bought yesterday.

Balloon popping isn't the same a jewel matching. I know. I'm being difficult. I'm thinking about making a cake with applesauce and yogurt tonight.

Yeah, I did. I guess I just have to live without bejeweled today. It's a sad, sad day.

It's what I always did. Maybe I did something else without knowing it, but I don't think so.

It used to let me get to other websites that the school blocked, like pandora. It won't anymore. I'm sad.

I'm even running PeerGuardian, and it's just laughing at me.

It was just bejeweled.

The school blocked bejeweled so that I can't play it! What do I do? *panics*

Did you really just say underoonies?

I'm at the school today, so everyone can see me. Actually, that's not true (the bit about everyone seeing me). I'm in the very quiet C building where people only go when the other study rooms are occupied, and I'm taking up the only room here.

Meh, kind of. I'm wearing sweatpants, but no one knows how to rock a pair of sweatpants like I do.

Well, I consider myself a spiritual person, but not a religious one. In my opinion, one set of window dressing is as good as another. Either all paths are valid, or none are, so the form doesn't really matter. To me, it's not what one does or doesn't believe, it's the actions that one undertakes (fuelled by belief or not) that count.

Good to hear some things haven't changed. I recall Capitol Hill as being pagan central as well as gay central. I spent a lot of time there, flogging my crafts to the shop owners. There was a lot of overlap between the gay & pagan communities. I don't know how it is now; that was 20 years ago. I gave up with them (the pagan community) because of the rife internal politics and the blatant capitalism disguised with the thinnest veneer of new age so-called 'enlightenment.' It was more like a wholesale ripoff of world spirituality & culture.

Yep. How's things in my birth town?

I don't like you. Maybe you should just stay in Seattle.

If you didn't screw up so much, I wouldn't have to punch you so much.