You work? (I have a day off tomorrow... )

Oh, you must have missed the 2nd version... great that you enjoy it, though.

I can't stop laughing... too great. My contribution:


Or rather like that...? Hm.

*snicker*

*dons dunce cap and hides in the gullibility corner*

There are plenty of intelligent, cock-worshiping women out there. Your cross-sectional assessment might have to do with the local culture...

Oh no, there's even more of them... (It's more ugly than scary, though.)

It's really hard to tell sometimes here.

Ok, everything's clear now. We'll just pretend that never happened. I'm slightly scared of alpacas as well now, though. Zombie-otters and alpacas.
(I still think that might just be another mind-trick... not sure.)

The otterbahn? The one without a speed limit in many areas? Sure. Why?

Nice! Astrud Gilberto is fantastic.

You don't see them? ... Run! They're everywhere.

Wait a second... cats think? And what are these otters doing (here)? (Btw: not even Seal should sing this song. )

Do you know this place?

Warm house in the cold, fitting. Not sure whether inside housed a warm/cold heart..

I didn't expect you to be that fond of love mauling. But it's true, you could make news sound so much better: "Woman Love Mauled by Cheetah", "Punk Love Mauled by Police"... (Other first world problems: my beer isn't cold enough.)

Always a pleasure helping virgin yoga enthusiasts start off with a few easy poses.

#1 Start by lying on your back in an angry pose. Relax the forearms, but and keep your eyes wide open staring at the wall. Focus all energy on giving off the meanest death glare possible.