I think you are, and I'm dead certain he'd like to hear from you.
*watches head roll down*

*examines neck stump, sniffs* Too much cologne.
Well, I decided to go have some fun in the cesspit subforum.
Patton Oswalt it is. I can handle vulgarity, I'm just looking for some good, dark comedy. Also, I think you might Kelly Link's short story, "The Hortlak", though it's not that short and wears off after a bit so maybe just the first third or so. Unless you feel compelled to finish stories. I rarely do.
*joins in* Ahh, this is so much nicer than fact-checking spreadsheets. *ponders how to reconcile the two*