Isnt he amazing?

It's Zelda. Why?

does it itch?

you are most
*hugs you tight*

oh hi

It's grotesque! And it's filled with cement and 'fix-a-flat' lol. It's a shame because she was probably pretty before the "surgery". Not very smart though. She realized something was wrong when her kidneys failed from all the junk she was injected with (like cement, WTF?).

Her ass is so big you can see it from the front. How does she sit? Sleep? Put pants on?

I would take a flat skinny girl with no butt any day; I don't get why women think they need to be so huge. Doesn't look human. Just look healthy, have a good personality, and their set.

haha, but you finally gave it away and now it's back again.
It will stay with you from now on :D

oh noes!

WEeeeeeeeeeeee!!
*squeezes you tightly and doesn't let go*

That's good. Just make sure you're traveling in the right direction, or you fall in the same pits.

I'm at work now, one of the new guys left due to 'tummy ache' lol.. So I gotta do his job too. Were on break and I'm showing my co-worker something hilarious that was on the news. Take a look.
http://www.smh.com.au/world/strangeb...121-1nppx.html

If you say so. So no more waking up crying about it, yes?

*pokes your nose*

Cool!! Exciting! Take a lot of pictures!

Hey cutie pie. *hugs* When are you gonna shave it off?

ISN'T IT HORRIBLE? I'm not kidding when I say I cried for about a half hour straight!

lost skype i see *hugs*

*hugs*

aww. Well it's great that you can do that now! I also tried to work on it, especially in "professional" situations, but so far I haven't really found a trick that works.