He's so fucking adorable on that interview or whatever it was.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81752461/

I don't do it in a cruel way. It's just funny. Bixby likes it, it's like a game for him. All you have to do is put on sunglasses or a hood or something and peek around a corner at him and he loses about 10k marbles. Once you take them off, he wiggles like crazy and is so happy haha.

Trixie doesn't really have legs, so when she tries to lay down she has to do it superman style and just flop down:



And if you scare her, she will start running with either her back legs or front legs first, but never at the same time. So either her back legs go and she nose dives, or her front legs go and she just drags herself places

Mary's corgi is one of the funniest dogs I've ever seen. It's such a crazy little thing

*plop*

Beautiful response, sir.

Ha.

I thought you liked cats and wanted one. Did the live-ins make you change your mind?

Well, the thing is I think we don't need an atmosphere so that will be the first to go. Secondly I believe we don't need people, but that will go along with the atmosphere. :D

*Claps*

As usual. I just can't stay away from world domination, my psychologist said he gave up on me long ago. Then I killed him and did that.

Am I mean?

Well, I've tried calling upon it's power to beat this level of "Pyramid Solitaire Saga" on Facebook, but it hasn't worked yet. So, until that works, it may just be a coincidence.

It doesn't even surprise me anymore - why did I even do that calculation? I don't usually even read other people's visitor messages, let alone follow up with calculations. Carlin's expression is appropriate.

I noted your high profile view count as per MW comment, and did a calculation:

12000 views / 27 months = 444.44444444444444444444444444444

he must be reading INTJf threads

hahahaha you are the first person that popped into my head when i saw that.