Pops and clicks. Like being lightly bludgeoned. Pain and dealing with it are rarely far away.

For college?

Monkeys can get old, though comedians still tend to lean on them. I once read something about the phonetics of funny that suggested that monkey was intuitively funnier because of the k sound. (The bare-toothed ee at the end is also a nice grimace-or-grin segue.) Other funny words with k sounds: kumquat, guacamole, Clem, Kadiddlehopper, schmuck, kookaburra, wocka-wocka. The ear does get tired of that sort of thing pretty quick, though.

I've been told a lot that i act as if " I know it all " which is quite insulting to me :P because i am the type of person who likes to live by the philosophy that i barely know anything ...

I used to be very tactful at a younger age, By putting myself in their shoes i knew what they were feeling and what they need, but i end up feeling what they were feeling and it was too much to bear. So now i simply keep emotions aside, and tell them things as they are and i keep being told that i am cold or harsh and always have to remind myself that i should consider their feelings more.

could you judge me? I am interested on how you view me so far.

Also, good point, you can't judge the act by the tool used, but we should see the big picture, as in intention why, and also the results, if it was well thought or so...

So true. I think it even more than I say it.

I do have the tendency to go all alpha in a work environment. The key is to develop unhealthy levels of narcissism

Welcome to the sea o' no return.

I just don't understand that behavior. Oh well.

Oh, please. Swagdaddy checks out everyone with a vagina. And obviously, too. I don't understand why women enjoy that. I'm friends with one of Swagdaddy's minions, and I keep asking her why she hangs around him and does things with him. She knows that she is one of 50 women that he says things to. One of 50 women that he puts his paws on. One of 50 women that he manipulates into having sex with him.

She says, she is just happy to be one of the 50.


Where the hell is the self respect?

Hey, maybe I'll lose some pudge.

Applesauce is the only okay food I've found. But I know the issue. My stomach just goes all crazy with the acid making once in a while, so if I eat, it triggers that. It'll go away in a month or so.

But my stomach always hurts

Are you calling me pudgey?

I wish I lived in a Zelda game.

They make up their own penis jokes. They think bathroom humour is uproarious. I do too, sometimes, especially when they're laughing and laughing.......

???

Actually, my kids would probably find that hilarious. They love penis jokes! That still doesn't mean I would let them read it, necessarily.