Some people don't like the taste, and for some people it is unhealthy to eat all the categories. They thought I had celiac when I was younger and I wasn't allowed to eat bread and stuff for a while. Now I eat all the breads.

I always like fruits. And most vegetables.

Yeah. And the caf doesn't open their brunch buffet until 11:30, so I have to starve until then

I can't hold all these first world problems

Nah, they're all solvable or deal-with-it-able. Except for the sick. But that's not too bad.


I have to go to the library to write this paper because I have to cite the reference books, but it doesn't open til 3. Blah.

But I'm hungry, sick, tired, lazy and whiny

Today will be busy day

loljk i don't have to make any now

sometimes I don't like to make decisions

You silly.

it would have happened sooner or later

Darwin award?

Spidey knows my feel so well.

To shave and to paint fingernails. If you're right handed, you have to use your left hand to paint your right hand nails. I feel like that practice is something that women do more often than males

I feel like I should feel guilty for having a tab open with the bible on it and also having a tab open at the same time that has kinky sex on it.

I would venture to guess that a lot of women are. I can shave with either hand, I can paint with either hand. The left hand is significantly weaker though.

Lots of naughty things. I'd say 40% of the tumblrs that I am subscribed to that show up on my feed are naughty blogs. Pictures, gifs, stories. Me gusta.

If they don't wanna see it, they shouldn't look at my screen

I can actually write pretty well with my left hand


lol @ people who are sitting beside me and see my screen when I scroll through tumblr and naughty things go by

I have a lazy hand today.

I have horrendous handwriting today and I dunno why.