Jeez, you're experienced.
*throws your money back at you*
*wonders how she'll be walking tomorrow after the Reiven Mystery Hour*
*suddenly remembers the cop who pointedly told her to call him any time when he responded to an emergency call*
*realizes he's probably off the force by now for creepiness*
*buys emergency earplugs and swears never to look at sexy singing men in kilts again*

Oh, phew! Thank you for at least being gentlemanly enough to use a condom. Combining our current avs was giving me nightmares.

*still calls cops*

*takes screen shot*
*dials cops*
*pauses, thinking about our baby*
*dramatic music*:....dun, dun DUN!
stay tuned for the next exciting episode
*dramatic announcer voice*: Will the baby have his wit and her charm? Or her hair and his torso?

Oh, Jesus, you make me laugh aloud. Again.

Uh, rei? *glances at calendar* We might have a little problem. I haven't yet hit the change. Hope you were careful!
*s again from even thinking like this*

I knew you'd get it. You get everything.

Don't tell the PUA boys.

No wonder you have spilt mil_ on your kilt. Go jump in the fountain! *comes to, yanks her panties back on, and hands you Tide Ultra*

*Jane's panties fall off and she s*

I think only Sean Connery, and you when you buy your utilikilt. Please videotape when you do this and I'll send you some Tide Ultra.

I'd move faster than an undressed teenager whose father has just knocked on her boyfriend's front door.

Just slip on your kilt. *she says, oh so casually*

I love love, what can I say? Happy Anniversary!

Live long and perspire.

I thought it was "A stitch in time has only nine lives."

Pusher.

homemade Botox - which you're clearly trying to dissuade me from doing

I also see in our conversation here that you want to use Viagra for eyebrows.

I know that feeling! Were I able to post all my head-stuff I'd have an entire library all my own.

But head-stuff is good too. They know me very well there.

Why?

I hope is that it means your life is good, so good you forget about INTJf sometimes.
{{{{{Ray}}}}}

I knew you'd recognize that.

Limp brings up a lot for you, huh?