You must be seriously scraping the bottom of the barrel if you were entertaining any thoughts of visiting this dump, tiger.
Oh dear... the shaming that may follow this masculine revelation of daily sex being 4 times on a slow day will go wrong for you in so many creative ways I need to open up that steaming can of hot air first before any explosion wipes out all of this beautiful wall.
Anyway, if there’s no law against sending gels and liquids by air you can stop agonizing over those lubricants and start packing. I’ll have them distributed at the SAA centers here.
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