No no, I really mean INFJs.

I don't know, I don't think you guys consider yourself so pixie-like - but to me, from the happy place where I usually stand, I find you quite cute, running in circles in your little insecurity cage. I just want to hold you up and go, "There, there" and show you that life isn't as bad as you picture it to be.
Haha, holding the door for someone 15 meters away can actually be a particularly cruel form of a passive-agressive game.