Death Test

[dragonsscout]

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This test estimates when you'll die. I found it surprisingly comprehensive, but am not putting much in store by it. :)

My results:

August 2073
at age 86
probable cause: old age

WHY YOU DIE?
56% old age
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

[vanidence]

I seem to die:
November 2069 (at Age of 85)

Death-Reasons
56% Cancer (Why the Hell don't I have the "old Age" Factor? O_o
24% Car Accident
13% Loneliness
5% Lung-Blockage
2% Injuries

Average female Age: 77.1
You live much longer and have a much better Vitality than average Women.


Okay and seriously...? The age could be about right. Whoever was in my Family mostly died around there. They made it to 84 - 9x
But Cancer...? Odd.

[Ace1337]

November 2061
at age 74

Probable cause: Cancer

They're wrong, because I know I'll live a 100 years.

[dragonsscout]

Okay and seriously...? The age could be about right. Whoever was in my Family mostly died around there. They made it to 84 - 9x
But Cancer...? Odd.

Well, the last few in my family who died were my grandmother, great-grandmother, and and great-grandfather, ages ~73, 104, 98, respectively. My great-grandmother died from old age, her heart simply stopped working, no blockages, nothing really wrong. I do have a family history of cancer, but am not exposed to smoking or other carcinogens more than average (probably less so). Like I said, fun, silly test, not much else. If you're taking it a bit more seriously, you also might want to tack about five to ten years or so onto that, given the rate of medical advances.

[vanidence]

I do have a family history of cancer, but am not exposed to smoking or other carcinogens more than average (probably less so). Like I said, fun, silly test, not much else.
Well, actually I was just surprised, how they came to Cancer.
I mean I do not smoke or anything and uhm, the last 2 Persons dying were my Grand-Grand Parents. One suicidal, one from Age. We don't even have any Cancer People in the Family. So I just wondered how they came to think about Cancer is all ^^
But thanks! Now at least I know why you had Nothing with Cancer. =D
(Still confused why I do, but ah well xD)

[Gamgee]

Apparently I wont since I wasn't ever born.

[NephilimAzrael]

November 2063
at age 77

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Yeah, my physical body perhaps, but cyberbnetics should have gone leaps and bounds by then. :s

[punkyplatypus]

"Holding on too long"? "Ugliness"?
These made me laugh :cheesy:

Nov 2061 (age 75.9)

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% ulcers/bowel toughness
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 19393.0 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 30% of your life.

AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years
As you can plainly see, you have more health and vitality than the average man.

I'm guessing this test doesn't factor in cyborg technology. :undecided:

[vanidence]

Odd...is it only me or is that "Coincidence" that we all score the same % on the Death-Reasons? o.o

[punkyplatypus]

Odd...is it only me or is that "Coincidence" that we all score the same % on the Death-Reasons? o.o

No coincidence. I tried a few more times with different choices, and the same percentages came up. I never expect OKCupid tests to be that scientific or exact. :laugh:

[vanidence]

*lol* So uhm...can we even take that Stuff "serious" then? xD

[PHS Philip]

*lol* So uhm...can we even take that Stuff "serious" then? xD

You did in the first place? :rolleyes:

[vanidence]

I atually didn't mean the Death-Test. More of like all the Tests from that Page. xD
And uh...I only take it serious if it tells me what I already know anyways *lol*

[Reckoner]

69

Wow thats the youngst age yet, hmmm what am I doing wrong.
Okcupid obviously doesn't know about the family curse where all men in my family die at the age of 52 either lol

[le Duc]

I'm going to die at age 80 of a heart attack, unless I succumb to the 24% chance of a fatal car accident (that number has to be off). Thanks for this test, I will forward this to my insurance company. I also now know when my mid-life crisis will hit.

[Nightelf]

March 2067
at age 80 of heart attack.

Isn't it nice?

[Wapiti]

April 2032. Not long left. Should we start the party now?

[Synamon]

Um, what if I do the test and it says I'm already dead? :suspicious: I'll pass.

[TheLastMohican]

I'm good for another 71 years, at the end of which I will drop dead from some form of cancer. Perhaps that will cause a car crash that finishes the job.

[le Duc]

Um, what if I do the test and it says I'm already dead? :suspicious: I'll pass.

Is that how you pass the test? Somebody should've told me...

[AliTree]

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

[Moondyn]

According to our research, you'll be dead by

April 2068
at age 80


- probable cause -


heart attack


YOU DIE: 80.4 years
AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health and vitality than the average woman.








WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

[hongi]

At 86

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

[Autoptic]

January 2059
YOU DIE: 78.1 years
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

[enWTFp]

It says 70. I say 40. We'll see.

[jikin]

Well, they say that I'm making it to 80 and will be done in by my heart.

[Snowdragon]

March 2070 at age 84.
Probable cause: cancer.

AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years


WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

[True Rune]

December 2064
at age 78

[aperson]

According to our research, you'll be dead by March 2059, at age 82
- probable cause -
cancer
YOU DIE: 81.9 years
AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years
As you can plainly see, you have more health and vitality than the average woman. WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds
You have 18441.8 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 38% of your life.

AS IF! If they really knew how much junk food I eat and what little excercise I do, they would know that I won't live THAT long.

[burazekun]

According to our research, you'll be dead by: January 2067
At age: 82
Probable cause: cancer
YOU DIE: 82.5 years

The percentages for death that are given are for the collective people who have taken the test.

[Snowdragon]

March 2070 at age 84.
Probable cause: cancer.

AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years


WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

The other death test, To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. says I'll die on January 8th 2080.

[dragonsscout]

That one says I'll die at ~83.85 years.

[Nikita]

January 2065
at age 84

- probable cause -

heart attack

YOU DIE: 84.2 years
AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health and vitality than the average woman.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

[leopurrpurr]

March 2050 aged 81 from cancer


No surprises!

[nat]

87.5 years. Lol.

The percentage of the cause:
56% old age
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

[Nikita]

87.5 years. Lol.

The percentage of the cause:
56% old age
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

lol not a very old age at which to be dying of old age...

[Antares]

Dead at 85. Wowie.
WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer 24% car accident 13% loneliness 5% drowning of the lungs 2% wounds

[metamagnet]

July 2070
at age 82

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 22188.9 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 26% of your life.

Hmmmm, I've already decided I HAVE to make it to the tricentennial, so I guess I'm gonna have to hold off that overdose for another 6 years lol :)

[MindOverMatter]

Dead at 77 from cancer

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

[Silent]

"Fallen free for more than 3 seconds" o.o

I'll die on the September 2064 at age 77

56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

77... more than I bargain for...

[Seraph]

age 81

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 21464.5 days left on this earth.

[Queen Mum]

I'm going to die at age 80 of a heart attack, unless I succumb to the 24% chance of a fatal car accident (that number has to be off). Thanks for this test, I will forward this to my insurance company. I also now know when my mid-life crisis will hit.

Well, I die at 79.5 of cancer, so if we time it just right we should be able to drop off at the same time and spare everyone the trouble of two funerals.

I expect to drastically increase my life expectancy once I can get some sleep at night, though.

[Cocoa]

So I found this death test and it was cool to know.
I guess primarily because it makes you aware of heath and lifestyle choices you make today affect your tomorrow.

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Here is my result:

According to our research, you’ll be dead by:

July 2063, Age 81
Probable Cause:Heart Attack

Life Span:

You have 19865.7 days left on this earth.

You Live 81.5 Years
Average Female Life Span: 77.1 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health and vitality than the average woman.

Why You Die:

*
56% Heart Attack
*
24% Car Accident
*
13% Loneliness
*
5% Drowning Of The Lungs
*
2% Wounds

I Better start taking care of my heart!! :love:

[Deadgod]

Life Span:You have 18857.0 days left on this earth.
You’ve already lived 27% of your life.

You Live 71.0 Years


Average Male Life Span: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have no more health and vitality than the average man.

Why You Die:
56% Cancer
24% Car Accident
13% Loneliness
5% Drowning Of The Lungs
2% Wounds

Ha! Dying of loneliness! Longevity runs in my family anyhow.

[reb]

dead at 84 of cancer....damn people drew a picture with a huge bump on the head! eek!

[probity]

November 2069, Age 81
Probable Cause: Cancer
You have 22180.5 days left on this earth.
You’ve already lived 25% of your life.

[Cocoa]

how come you all get cancer and I'm the only one with a heart attack? LOL

Just wondering! :)

[aquarius]

Age 80
Probable Cause:Heart Attack

[Gabrielle]

According to our research, you’ll be dead by:

August 2072, Age 83
Probable Cause:

Cancer cause
Life Span:

You have 23180.0 days left on this earth.
You’ve already lived 23% of your life.

You Live 82.9 Years
graph

Average Female Life Span: 77.1 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health and vitality than the average woman.
Why You Die:

*
56% Cancer
*
24% Car Accident
*
13% Loneliness
*
5% Drowning Of The Lungs
*
2% Wounds


I'm guessing I'd die by the age 55 from the current lifestyle I'm having. This is inaccurate :P

[Rho1334]

December 2056, Age 71

Probable Cause:Heart Attack

Why You Die:

56% Heart Attack
24% Car Accident
13% Loneliness
5% Drowning Of The Lungs
2% Wounds

[JustMel]

According to our research, you’ll be dead by:December 2043, Age 69

Probable Cause:Heart Attack

[Jonathan Brewer]

According to our research, you’ll be dead by:

October 2054, Age 72

Probable Cause:

Heart Attack
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Life Span:

You have 16671.8 days left on this earth.
You’ve already lived 37% of your life.

You Live: 72.1 Years
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Average Male Life Span: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have no more health and vitality than the average man.

Why You Die:

* 56% Heart Attack
* 24% Car Accident
* 13% Loneliness
* 5% Drowning Of The Lungs
* 2% Wounds

[Freedom Geek]

Probable Cause:
Heart Attack

Bah! Fails to take into account future medical advances, the singularity and so forth.

[Harmony]

Die at 84, probably heart attack....

Ironic since the vast majority of my family bites the big one due to cancer....And I even put that. :rolleyes:

[skycloud86]

I will probably live to my 70s or maybe even my 80s as long as nothing unnatural happens to me.


According to our research, you’ll be dead by:

July 2058, Age 72
Probable Cause:

Cancer cause
Life Span:

You have 17958.1 days left on this earth.
You’ve already lived 32% of your life.

You Live 72.5 Years
graph

Average Male Life Span: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have no more health and vitality than the average man.
Why You Die:

*
56% Cancer
*
24% Car Accident
*
13% Loneliness
*
5% Drowning Of The Lungs
*
2% Wounds

[coffeeholic]

According to our research, you’ll be dead by:May 2072, Age 81

Probable Cause:Cancer

Life Span:You have 23010.7 days left on this earth.
You’ve already lived 23% of your life.

You Live 81.5 Years

[indelicate]

Age 85
Probable Cause:

Cancer

You have 22104.2 days left on this earth.
You’ve already lived 29% of your life.

[Onigumo13]

75 years

56% Cancer
*
24% Car Accident
*
13% Loneliness
*
5% Drowning Of The Lungs
*
2% Wounds

[MindOverMatter]

June 2072, Age 82

According to our research, you’ll be dead by:June 2072, Age 82

Probable Cause:Heart Attack

Life Span:You have 22749.0 days left on this earth.
You’ve already lived 24% of your life.

You Live 82.4 Years

Average Male Life Span: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health and vitality than the average man.

56% Heart Attack
24% Car Accident
13% Loneliness
5% Drowning Of The Lungs
2% Wounds

[Linwenilid]

Heart Attack at 78, February 2061.

56% Heart Attack
24% Car Accident
13% Loneliness
5% Drowning Of The Lungs
2% Wounds

[OwenF]

According to our research, you’ll be dead by: Age 78

Probable Cause: Cancer

You Live 77.8 Years
Average Male Life Span: 72.5 years

Why You Die:
56% Cancer
24% Car Accident
13% Loneliness
5% Drowning Of The Lungs
2% Wounds



I wish those percentages were supposed to indicate a cumulative effect. I think I'd enjoy a Rasputin-like "he just wouldn't die" kind of end.

[Taste of peat]

November 2066
at age 77
probable cause: cancer

[Charmed Pop]

December 2046, Age 70

Probable Cause:Heart Attack

[SaturnEternity]

July 2064, Age 73

CANCER

You have 19571.3 days left on this earth.
You’ve already lived 26% of your life.

You Live 72.8 Years

Average Male Life Span: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have no more health and vitality than the average man.
Why You Die:

*
56% Cancer
*
24% Car Accident
*
13% Loneliness
*
5% Drowning Of The Lungs
*
2% Wounds

[Yardy]

71, Cancer. January.

[masterpeach]

86. Time's running.

[emaleth58]

Age 78

lol Same causes of death as everyone else:

56% Cancer
24% Car Accident
13% Loneliness
5% Drowning Of The Lungs
2% Wounds

[plotthickens]

Age of 84, heart attack.

Amazing, for a fat woman with PCOS. Total freakin' fail.

[Elena]

January 2068, Age 77
Probable Cause:
Heart Attack

# 56% Heart Attack
#
24% Ulcers/Bowel Toughness
#
13% Loneliness
#
5% Drowning Of The Lungs
#
2% Wounds

[Dover]

Age:81

Probable Cause: Cancer (56%)

I hope I don't live that long. :stare:

[Thomas60]

You have 22243.7 days left on this earth.
You’ve already lived 27% of your life.

You Live 83.4 Years
56% Cancer
24% Car Accident
13% Loneliness
5% Drowning Of The Lungs
2% Wounds

Sorry Grim, I plan to live longer :P

[MrFreakaficial]

According to our research, you’ll be dead by:
October 2073, Age 82
Probable Cause:
Cancer
Life Span:
You have 22956.0 days left on this earth.
You’ve already lived 23% of your life.
You Live 82.1 Years

As you can plainly see, you have more health and vitality than the average man.

Why You Die:
56% Cancer
24% Car Accident
13% Loneliness
5% Drowning Of The Lungs
2% Wounds

Healthy lifestyle and regular exercise :cool:

[EL Gato]

Cancer, 56% chance at age 82

eeky test

[El Cas]

April 2060, Age 80
Probable Cause: Heart Attack cause

56% Heart Attack
24% Car Accident
13% Loneliness
5% Drowning Of The Lungs
2% Wounds

[reb]

2112, age 233. i lied to the damn thing, but i'm going to outlive most of you whippersnappers. eat your hearts out.

[Venom]

Heart attack at age 77?

Not...bad. As long as I do it on the beach or something nice like that.

[think]

Age 75. Probable cause: cancer.

Bring it cancer -.-, I ain't afraid of you.

[VRG]

According to our research, you’ll be dead by:

November 2061, Age 77
Probable Cause:

Cancer
Life Span:

You have 18619.4 days left on this earth.
You’ve already lived 34% of your life.

You Live 77.2 Years


Average Male Life Span: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health and vitality than the average man.
Why You Die:
56% Cancer
24% Car Accident
13% Overdose
5% Drowning Of The Lungs
2% Wounds

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I'll just end it at 77.1 by overdosing. Win!

[BirdValiant]

November 2069, Age 80
Cancer

I'll get to see Halley's Comet, hopefully.

[Gilbert]

Heart attack, age 82. xD

[computerjen]

November 2069, Age 80
Cancer

I'll get to see Halley's Comet, hopefully.


I should get to see it too!! cool!

According to our research, you’ll be dead by:November 2049, Age 85

Probable Cause:Cancer

Life Span:You have 14208.2 days left on this earth.
You’ve already lived 54% of your life.

You Live 84.9 Years


Average Female Life Span: 77.1 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health and vitality than the average woman.

Why You Die:56% Cancer
24% Car Accident
13% Loneliness
5% Drowning Of The Lungs
2% Wounds
Heartwarming Stories
"Well, i recently lost my beloved pony whom i had known and loved for 31 of his 38 years. we used to play tag in the field. i would touch him and then run like hell (he was fast) and zig zag and run behind trees until he head butted me and then he would whirl and run away from me bucking the whole time until i would fall to the ground exhausted after several minutes and he would come over to me and paw me with his hoof and whinny. i miss him! he was a special friend."
—jmd, canada

I surely do miss my old guy!

---------- Post added 01-07-2011 at 11:23 PM ----------

oh crap
i may miss the passing comet, thought it was 2041, not 2061 oops!
I will have to stick around a few extra years i guess! :)

[ZerroDefex]

It said I'd die at 75 of Cancer. Don't know why it said that instead of a heart attack, since I don't smoke and all three relatives I listed died of heart failure.