That's What She Said

[metamagnet]

So, I thought it'd be fun to make a "that's what she said" thread.

The idea is to find various posts on the forum and quote them here out of context!

I'll start:

"I'm edging closer and closer to actually going through with this..!"
-that's what she said! :)

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[AliTree]

great idea. i will try to remember to post some here when i find some. i'm le tired and so am not going to post any at this time.

[Moriarty]

"Go for it, maybe start off with one or two items to slowly get into it first, see if it is actually how you feel or if you have just been entertaining a little fantasy in your head."

That's what she said!

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[Szarra]

"I get a lot of "OH!"s..."

That's what she said!

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[Nikita]

"Getting you to answer a question is like getting my teeth pulled..." That's what she said!

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[metamagnet]

awesome!

i found another :D

"mmmmm its so good and makes everything taste better. lol I have a gallon of it in the fridge!"

that's what she said!

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[Allie]

"A blob of burning gas...that's very you."

That's what he said.

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[Synamon]

If the Ex were to come back while you were...

... that's what she said. It's a thread title. :embarassed:

[enfpchick]

awesome!

i found another :D

"mmmmm its so good and makes everything taste better. lol I have a gallon of it in the fridge!"

that's what she said!

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Hey! Thats what i said.

[HackerX]

"Hey!, Thats what i said"

That's what she said.

[Nikita]

"We're Knights of the Round Table! We dance whenever we're able! We do routines in all the scenes, with footwork impeccable!"
That's what she said!

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[ElstonGunn]

awesome!

i found another :D

That's what she said.

[AliTree]

"But hey, you need the eggs, right?"

thats what she said.



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[metamagnet]

for those of you who are familiar with Led Zeppelin's mudshark story:

"Welcome. You will like it here. Prepare for fish."
thats what she said!!!

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[Sliderule]

I thought that was a red herring?

[rwyatt365]

I thought that was a red herring?
That's what she said!

[Synamon]

Women really have no value to me (or any other man) aside from being sexual objects.
That's what he said!
And the guys probably want you Elston, deep, deep down.
That's what I said!
Who's gonna get the left side of the sofa?
That's what she said!
I'm spent- you?
That's what she said!



This will probably end up deleted from the "Can a guy and a girl just be friends" thread so I thought I'd preserve it here ;D

[Sliderule]

Just don't pinch my cheeks, okay?

That's what she said!

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[Nikita]

So after having sex for the first time at the age of 16, pussy was all I could think about for quite some time.

That's what she said!

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[ElstonGunn]

What I got from this discussion is that it works for some people and not for others.

That's what she said.

[Vagrant]

[00:39:50] TrustfulSalmon: haha, well i have yet to experience moby dick
[00:40:03] USS Vagrant: I would so love to take that sentence out of context

[Liquid]

You know, I didn't think it was possible, but I guess it's what to expect on an INTJ forum. You took a joke, and totally sucked all of the funny out of it.

[PortInStorm]

^^

Liquid, you're providing an amazing temptation there in your post. I'll be good.

[Wapiti]

.....I'll be good.

That's what she said.

[Nikita]

You sounds very forceful and determined. I wish you a successful blitzkrieg.

That's what she said!

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[AliTree]

You took a joke, and totally sucked all of the funny out of it.

that's what he said.

[PortInStorm]

that's what he said.

That's what I was referring to ;)

[metamagnet]

"
is making me absolutely dizzy

*stumbles, then falls over*"

Thats what she said!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[rwyatt365]

What if I put on a wig, can I hang out still?

That's what she said.

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[rwyatt365]

**whomp** Welcome trout slap! I see you like it short and sweet!
That's what she said.

[ScurvyRose]

You wouldn't happen to have any golden grapes? Theyr'e my favorite.



That's what he said.

[Sir Paul]

I've read that while having sex

Thats what she said.

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[punkyplatypus]

"Others don't rub off on me very often, but it does happen on occasion"

That's what she said. :laugh:

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[Szarra]

"Ahh Salami I like 'em".

That's what he said! :suspicious:

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[ElstonGunn]

I feel like its looking at me, wanting me to play it..

That's what she said.

[ElstonGunn]

I blow the parity bits out of the router.

That's... what she said?

[ElstonGunn]

How long do you usually stay up?

That's what she said.

[Synamon]

Wow, I thought you were a girl...why do you have a pink avatar with a bow?
Oh I been around, but I can't understand
How she looks like a woman but talks like a man
Oh, Wapiti..wa-wa-wa-wapiti
Wa-wa-wa-wa-piiiiitiiiii.....

That's what they said.

[Synamon]

The climax takes place in Antarctica

That's what he said!

[ElstonGunn]

How far did you get with your contraptions?

That's what she said.

[Josephine1012]

That's what she said.

haha, I was wondering why you were lurking there...

[Synamon]

Fantastic contraptions ate my night.


That's what she said!

[ElstonGunn]

I'm in the full up hole as we speak [...]

Dang. So close. So close.

[Josephine1012]

;D

[Algol]

Good god!!!! This is so wrong, but it just feels so right!


That's what she said!

Happy to oblige.

[Nikita]

Happy to oblige.

That's what she said!

[ElstonGunn]

(i realize this is stretching it, but i've been waiting to use that for days!)

That's what she said.

[rwyatt365]

I have no idea, but I like to stick my nose where it doesn't belong :bow:
That's what she said.

[ElstonGunn]

how does this work exactly?

That's what she said.

[LionsPride]

Last edited by Wapiti; Today at 04:49 PM. Reason: Doesn't everyone have a collection of dirty spoon pictures?

That's what he said!

[Nikita]

Whoops! I got excited!
That's what she said!

[Josephine1012]

I don't really care about the pencil being out of wack.


that's what she said!

[Synamon]

Um... this is definitely not the place for getting in somebody's drawers, okay?

Three minutes huh? Thats impressive.

I like mine black.


hot and steamy?

I can go either way.


Can I put it in now?


Yes, yes. I need the extra inch

I find plunging produces a deeply satisfying experience.


Has anyone ever given it to you this good?


Multiples?


Can we smoke in this place cause I need a cigarette.

Whew! That's what they said... when discussing coffee in Taverne du Duc yesterday.

[Nikita]

I've hired Titan here to keep them out.
That's what she said!

[enWTFp]

I have no idea, but I like to stick my nose where it doesn't belong :bow:That's what she said....in the sexuality thread.

[Josephine1012]

...in the sexuality thread.

Hey, quit picking on me!

[Nikita]

Hey, quit picking on me!

That's what she said! :lips:

[Josephine1012]

That's what she said! ;)

oh, you better watch it you little scavenger.....

I see you taking the lazy way out and quoting this thread right back to itself.

*carefully re-reads the post not to give Nikita anymore opportunities, doubts the "scavenger" part*

[Nikita]

haha, I was wondering why you were lurking there...

That's what she said! :devilish:

[AJB]

lol i've been feeling expulsive :wacko:

:popcorn:

Was there a point in time when all of them "come to light" because I never had any and today I had 14... How does it work? Timing wise...

:stunned:

[Josephine1012]

I think I'm going to nominate myself for having the dirtiest mouth on the INTJf. I am dominating this thread!!!!

(ok, you smart alecks, any takers on this post?... I'm sure there are some goodies in there)

[Wapiti]

you smart alecks, any takers on this one?

Nope, you win.....potty mouth.

[ElstonGunn]

I'm sure there are some goodies in there)

That's what she said.


And just so we're not all ganging up on you... ( <--there's one for you)

like where one is lacking the other fills in the hole [...]
and it may be primal

That's also what she said.

[Nikita]

I [...] hav[e] [...] the dirtiest mouth [...] there are some goodies in there!!!

That's what she said!

[metamagnet]

I am available, by appointment only.

That's what she said!

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[Moriarty]

Now sit down, shut up, and close your eyes. *dangles handcuffs behind her back*

That's what she said!

And I liked it.

[Nikita]

who really cares who fucks who
That's what she said!

[Nikita]

I blame the love of teh buttseks.

That's what she said!

[searcher]

I am dominating this

That's what she said

[Nikita]

i love it when you can feel it inside you, like thunder

That's what she said!

[rwyatt365]

"I swear I don't have any STD's!"
That's what she said!

[blackbetty]

Sorry, sport. The best I can offer you is a dusty bit

[Liason]

"Is it really big or is that just a myth??"
Thats what she said :D

from bladesaver post #1469 on the wrong answer game
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[rwyatt365]

...I was a beaver. I can't even remember why.
That's what she said.

[Imposcillator]

"Your mileage may vary"

That's what she said.

[Synamon]

Just PM me your most wicked desires

That's what he said!

(ok it's not entirely out of context since it was in That Dating Thread)

[Nikita]

If I have sex with my clone, is it considered masterbation or incest?

That's what she asked!

[HackerX]

no more then three a day, and only the active ones.;D

That's what he said!

[Nikita]

I don't like people whith "excessive" love for animals

That's what she said!

[nihil]

Wapiti - what about your arrow?

That's what she said.

Does a selfless act really exist?

YES


That's what she said.





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Plus I love how big they get. (I have a thing for big animals)

That's what she said.




Ah fuck, I can't stop.





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And big ones are more beautiful, and cooler, and.. well, are the best. =3

That's what she said




Last one. No more coming back to this.

[rwyatt365]

Only if it involves a potato cannon or some sort of fire.
That's what she said.

[Nikita]

I'm thankful that this will only last one day.

That's what she said!

[AJB]

Hey wait a minute I'm not that kind of girl!

[pocohauntus]

Ah fuck, I can't stop.
That's what he said?

[Zzyber]

Should I bother or will I be as annoyed as I was with War of the Worlds?

That's what she said.

[Zzyber]

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That's what she said!

[rewhu]

Bwahahaha!

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Last one. No more coming back to this.

[Zzyber]

This looks quite exciting...

That's what she said.

Damnit I have got to stop this!





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I have always found it to be true that it is the little things in life that make it all worthwhile.

That's hopefully what she said. :blank:

[Nikita]

if I could get on its back, I might be able to ride that sucker until it gets tired. It'd be fun, in a sick kind of way :)

That's what she said!

[rahdam]

That's what HE said, damnit!

[Nikita]

My god, the last time I had jaegerbomb(s), was the incident with my trousers / hot pants.

That's what she said!

[rwyatt365]

Damn! The nuts just keep falling on my house....
That's what she said.

[Zzyber]

My special box may or may not contain a squirrel's tail. If you're not squeamish you are welcome to take a peak.

That's what he said.

[rwyatt365]

Lick it like you mean it.
That's what she said.

[Nikita]

Oh right! Big McLarge Huge. Nice guy, little thick though.

That's what she said!

[Kisai]

Physical size and, um, "oomph" matters to me quite a bit

No, I did not particularly mean that kind of bone, thanks, I know what you're thinking.

Too late! That's what she said!

[Kisai]

I'd also need a long bendy-straw.

Again!





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And I'd like to be able to tap in to him where others can't.

I swear to god I'm not doing this on purpose...

[rara avis]

Dammit, I KNEW that was going to happen on that one.

(that's what she said.)

[Nikita]

even 3" sounds pretty good, at this point. If you know what I mean.

That's what she said!

[ClydeB]

I finally have one for this thread.

you are officially the competition (posted as a 'Comment on post' for this (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.))

Now, that's what she said!

Woo hoo! That one made my evening! hehehe





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Lubrication is important to keep the gun in good working order. :)
That's what she said.

[Nikita]

I'm a little tart

That's what she said!

[Synamon]

Do you get excited when you meet other INTJs?

That's what the title of the thread says.

[ClydeB]

The Penal Colony

That's what she said!

[Nikita]

This love stuff isn't so hard after all...

That's what she said!


I remember the orgy, but not the specifics.

That's what she said!

[ClydeB]

I can invariably crack up my brother (who sits next to me) at an inappropriate moment by giving his giant paw a special little mom-style tender squeezy-squeeze.

That's what she said!

[Gareth154]

"Stop quoting me you morons!!!!!!!"

That's genuinely what she said.

[Kisai]

Oooooh a sticky, I want a sticky.

That's what she said!

[Nikita]

I never said it was simple nor easy. This is definitely the development of another skill set.

That's what she said!


I don't want to come off strong at all, I'd rather ease it in.

That's what she said!

[rara avis]

Oh, allow me:
I'm pretty good with my hands.

...that's what she said.

I'm much more inclined to choke, that way.

...that, too, is what she said.

[wotsamattaU]

Well, everyone loves a big ol' affectionate scalpel, right?

That's what she said!

[rara avis]

I think I should get some kind of prize for keeping this thread alive.

[Nikita]

Granted! The prize is more rara quotes!

I do find that I have to back down my T a bit, though, or I can trip myself up sometimes.

That's what she said!


Maybe it's not your hands... maybe it's what's in your hands.

That's what she said!

[ClydeB]

I much prefer Dick Flicks (TM).

Oh yea, that's what she said.

[Franklin71]

I think I should get some kind of prize for keeping this thread alive.

That's what she said.





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Some people are slow learners, or just sadists.

That's what she said.

[pocohauntus]

There is a thread in The Lounge entitled "Just felt like sharing." The feeling sensing types might take it literally and actually share. If you know what I mean.
that's what she said.

[Synamon]

Eek, I wonder if we're in for a super eruption.


... that's what she said.

[ClydeB]

"Did you eat those cherries?" And I responded, "They just slipped past my lips!"

And that's what she said.

[INTJoe]

"like oh emm gee, i totally went to the mall yesternight and like todd was there and like hes totally CuTe and $3XY but its like oh emm gee, double-you tee eff is up with his friends they're like so random oh emm gee i needa check My SpAcE yalls."

[Zzyber]

That made things all over my body hurt. Never do that again!!!!

[vertex]

totally sucked all of the funny out of it.

thats what she said!

[Nikita]

That made things all over my body hurt. Never do that again!!!!

That's what she said!

[INTJoe]

I can't locate my vibrating egg.

[Nikita]

It is very well designed, indeed.

That's what she said!


Usually I roll with one hand.

That's what she said!

[ClydeB]

The Whipping Boy

That's what she said!

[Kisai]

Wow, size really does matter;

I wouldn't want to cram anything more in

I don't want any extra bulk in the "pocket" area.

You don't even want to get started on what's in my bag, though.


Wow. Just. Wow.

[rara avis]

Yeah, saw that coming. (that's what she said) I'm just going to start posting everything I have to say directly into this thread, to save you all the effort...

lol

[Nikita]

Nothing like the feeling of a warm cherry pie.

That's what she said!

[rahdam]

his noodly appendage


That's what she said!

[Zzyber]

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Crap, I keep getting you and Syn mixed up, sorry.



Ummm, plans changed, I noticed. I noticed no takers more than anything. You all suck. :p

I'm pretty sure there is a "That's what he/she said" in there somewhere.

[rara avis]

Why do you get stiff in front of others?

...that's what she said.

[Nikita]

Is it bad that I am half my size?

That's what she said!

[azelismia]

My purse is quite small.. it's amazing how much you actually can stuff into it.

that's what she said!

[rwyatt365]

also, i am really good in heels. i've worn them since i was like 13 and i can basically do anything in them. ha, seriously.
That's what she said.

[rara avis]

I was pumped... That felt good.

(That's what she said.)

[Zzyber]

You can have some of my stuff, if you want. There's plenty of it, I just don't want to do it...

That's what she said.





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Nope, spit though... Damn sneezes... Need to clean my laptop off too... That took a nasty blow yesterday.

Bwahahahaha...that's what she said.

[Harmony]

Oh my... that's naughty.

[ClydeB]

my friends rear ended me in high schoolMy boyfriend at the time, decided to be cute and put a band-aid on the crack. :wiseguy:

Oh yea, that's what she said.

[Harmony]

<makes mental note to read everything twice before she posts in the future>

[Nikita]

Shit, the red eye thingy has found me. I'm off to shower...

That's what she said!


And on the gripping hand. I value my privacy and my off time. Value isn't strong enough of a word. But I think this audience gets how much I value it. [...] Well, way to "manage" asshats.

That's what she said!


I miss the funny masked girl...what happened to her? Will she be coming back for guest appearances? And who is that derelict that has invaded her little box?

That's what she said!

[rwyatt365]

Yep, you keep doing it and doing it over and over again and eventually you'll just wear people out...
That's what she said!

[Zzyber]

I might shave it... And get me a wig. =P


That's what she said.

[Nikita]

Where you fall on the scale between the two poles in any of the four slots can have a lot to do with your individual take

That's what she said!


Why does my dog go crazy when she gets wet?

That's what she said!

[Zzyber]

I don't think I'll do anymore "work" today. I rode green today, so happy.


That's what he/she said.





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lol the bastard got me in the eye. It burned like hell!

Bwahahahaha that's what she said!

[Nikita]

NO PIPE 'TILL MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :irked:

That's what she said.

[Nikita]

*shudders at the thought of such an unnatural occurrence*

That's what she said!

I'm sitting here imagining it as I type...

That's what she said!

It'd be cool to observe behind a camouflage wall and watch all the explosions take place...

That's what she said!

I'm quite comfortable with poultry ;)

That's what she said!

Huh. Second biggest cock I've ever seen...

That's what she said!

It wouldn't have to be a regular shape. :wiseguy:

That's what she said!

phew!

[Algol]

you haven't seen my mad gymnast/contortionist skills

That's what she said!

[Algol]

I so know where this is going to end up!

;-P

[Zzyber]

Any real men around, please feel free to apply within. :p

That's what she said!

[rara avis]

I just love jabs at Bush...

That's what she said.

[Harmony]

That's what she said.

Ah f'me... Never even saw that one coming... Feel like such a dirty whore now.=P

Feel like such a dirty whore now.=P

That's what she said. =P LoL

[Nikita]

It's funny how deeply offended I feel by these things. Like someone has absolutely trespassed against me.

That's what she said!

[Rudy]

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oh my goodness was the attraction and passion strong!
That's what she said!

[Nikita]

Rudy Asks Staff To Work Without Pay

That's what she said!

My Rudy eats carpet????? [Whenever I can]

That's what she said!

[Zzyber]

Such an odd feeling for the lower part of my body to be so nice and toasty, and the upper part of my body to be freezing...

That's what she said....again.

[Rudy]

It's like a ride on a theme park! :)

That's what she said!

[rara avis]

...Oh and some silicone grease I use for certain rigid parts...

...that's what she said.

[Zzyber]

Gawd, if I had to, I'd eat the cat

You?

Thats what she said.

[pocohauntus]

You just know that first guy that hoisted the Jeep up to take a look busted out laughing and called all the other guys over.
That's what she said.

[Nikita]

and here I thought you were a girl the other day! but you have powertools and stuff and junk.

That's what she said!

Yeah, I have many tools.

That's what she said!

[Moriarty]

Oh, 3-6 more inches you say, sounds good to me!

That's pretty much what she said!

[Harmony]

^^^ Cheater! :p

[Kisai]

I typically suppress it.... Unless it's one of my buttons... There are certain subjects that if someone hits there is no such thing as suppressing.



That's what she said!

[Rudy]

it was a need. Not a want, not a desire, a need.

That's what she said!

[llBradll]

Keep this up guys! This is awesome--You sure know how to put a smile on my face.

[Nikita]

Keep this up guys! This is awesome--You sure know how to put a smile on my face.

That's what she said!

[Rudy]

"Well, no wonder! They're blowing the wrong body part."

That's what she said!

[Nikita]

..My head is a busy, busy place.

That's what she said!


Really, if a woman is playing with any part of your body, it's best to play along.

That's what she said!

[Zzyber]

I think a bony finger would hurt like hell if poked with it...

Wait!? Are we talking about skeletons or robots now!?

That's what she said.

[Harmony]

Turnabout is fair play...

Come beat me in the head with something special and it might work!

That's what she said

[Nikita]

she was unable to get her mouth around the head, but it ended in a lawsuit anyway.

That's what she said!

[Rudy]

These sex poles are hard...

That's what she said!

[Nikita]

Enter Walter! Dum dum dum....

That's what she said!

[ClydeB]

But I don't wanna be under him. I like my current boss. That guys is a lazy bum!

Yep. That's what she said!

[Rudy]

That fox tapes catnip to their bum.. who can resist?

That's what she said!

[rwyatt365]

Lets try this thing again.
That's what she said.

buck-it (Where IS IT!?)
That's what she said!

[Nikita]

A coworker pointed out to me this afternoon that I seemed to be in a really good mood today and it was rubbing off on my staff.

That's what she said!

There's a little p in me.

Oh crap

That's what she said!

[Kisai]

Motorboating is okay. ;)

Heh-heh. That's what she said!

[Rudy]

Grab a stick ... the taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in your mouth.

That's what she said!

[Nikita]

Making juice is not a group activity! Especially not when the result most closely resembles vomit.

That's what she said!

[Rudy]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Let me go!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's what she said!

[Nikita]

I have a 3 pillow minimum policy.

That's what she said!

I lost it once. I found it untouched when I went back to find it.

That's what she said!

I don't remember the last time I had one, but I do remember feeling awful.

That's what she said!

They sit in my stomach like a lead weight until they leave.

That's what she said!

I need nap breaks.

That's what she said!

In my room. How not exciting!

That's what she said!

Medium sized. Though what that is - god knows.

That's what she said!

Ah, always too little. ALWAYS...

That's what she said!

Too much. Working on it, working on it.. I just reeally enjoy sharing. :)

That's what she said!

[Revlutio]

Oh my God you guys are sooo good at this.
(somebody finish it so its not too cliche).

[Nikita]

Oh my God you guys are sooo good at this.
(somebody finish it).

That's what she said!

Wow, just for a second there, I think I almost screamed out loud.

That's what she said!

On the other hand, this is what happens when the dentist tries to freeze you in the wrong spot. Nothing good happens. You get swelling, he doesn't do a filling where he wants to

That's what she said!

It is clear, then, that "hog summoning" is much to be preferred

That's what she said!

[Kisai]

Can anyone suggest some tricks to do that don't involve using a whole lot of junk?

That's what she said!

oh my gosh, that seemed to take forever, and now it's coming so soon!


Rara, you are the best.

[loosefanbelt]

pickled peanut butter cups implanted with telepathic microchips

That's what she said!





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Nope, everything seems to be working fine for me.

That's what she said! (tends to be a typical HE said thing, though)





loosefanbelt added to this post, 2 minutes and 37 seconds later...

But I don't understand how your technique works, can you explain it in more detail?

That's what she said!





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I have a fair share of feeling but I don't think that many people see it.

That's what she said!





loosefanbelt added to this post, 2 minutes and 16 seconds later...

Nice to see you jumping in. Participating is so much more fun than lurking.

That's what she said!

[llBradll]

sometimes the smell of meat makes me feel crazy - but usually my body rebels

You totally nailed that one


thats what she said

[loosefanbelt]

Where's Waldo?

Old people are the hardest to get away from

Apparently I do good impressions in my sleep too.



That's what she said...

[llBradll]

What is the best way to discreetly entertain oneself while bored at work?

Thats what she said

[loosefanbelt]

--He really wanted to check out my basement.

--There was some rubbing that could have caused some serious issues if it continued.

--doublewide

--I don't know how women do this.

--No, this is the one and only time I will side with either black or red.

--And what is that little shrivled pink thing, a baby procupine?

That's what she said!

[Wapiti]

aww...I'll give you something to eat :idea:

That really is what she said.

[Ender]

Doh, not another one.
That's what she said.

[Nikita]

Now that you've blown the cover Wapiti will ride into the sunset on that hog.

That's what she said!

[Wapiti]

Hate to see her leave, but love to watch her go.

That's what he she said....

[loosefanbelt]

Ummmmm, ummmm, ummmmm, lust.


That's what she said.

[Ender]

It depends on the pockets I suppose.
That's what she said!

[Sequoia]

Lucid wrote: "Today's lesson is that moving couches often involves power saws and spackle. "

That's what she said.

[loosefanbelt]

I'm trying that now......Nope, no improvement.

I ate a medium once, they really are pink on the inside. It was a rare occurance.

I need a "hand" deciphering this early.

Don't delay, you might miss something. You know you want to. Just do it.

*exists to huggle Zzyber*
*big funky huggles for Zzyber*
*Vows to never ever huggle naked, spinning Zzyber*
*Throws Zzyber on rewhu to help put out the fire*

Willie, is that you.

whoooo ahhh!


That's what she said!





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Rudy was #1 on the "stalk list"!

That's what she said!

[Nikita]

It's ok, but I miss the BJ.

That's what she said!

good god, must i fit this into such a teeny tiny little box?

That's what she said!

[ElstonGunn]

good god, must i fit this into such a teeny tiny little box?

That's what she said!

You can't do it to yourself.


....That's what she said.

[Nikita]

You can't do it to yourself.

Then how come I did?

That's what she said!

[loosefanbelt]

Sisters are doin it for themselves,
Standin on their own two feet
And ringing their own bell!
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[Nikita]

*Grabs LooseFanBelt by the hair* Whoa now, hang on a second. Are you sure you can handle it?

That's what she said!

I am going to go deeper... here I go! WEEEEEEE!

That's what she said!

OUCH... That stung you evil Atheist you. ;)

That's what she said!

Too much energy banging around.

That's what she said!

Performance Anxiety > Castration anxiety?

That's what she said!

I'm gonna fall asleep before it's over, again.

That's what she said!

[True Rune]

... lol..
So wrong in so many ways.

[ElstonGunn]

Too much energy banging around.

That's what she said!

Didn't I just tell you to stop doing that to yourself?


Didn't I just tell you to stop doing that to yourself?

That's what she said.




And yet another game for your playing pleasure. Here's how it works.

That's what she said.

[loosefanbelt]

About 33 hours is when I finally passed out from exhaustion... It was not pretty.

That's what she said!





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I get caught all the time at work. No recovery necessary, they're used too it. Sometimes they just laugh, sometimes they join in.

That's what she said!

[Wapiti]

I have a butt-load of international friends from school days...

That's what she said.

[loosefanbelt]

Can you move to the left a little?

That's what she said!

[Ender]

Everything you desire is here in one easy to get to place
That's what she said.

[loosefanbelt]

Should I be scared? Excited is more like it, kinda nervous. WTF are you doing.

That's what she said!

[Nikita]

In my car in the garage.

That's what she said!

Scale of 1-10, 10 being "a whole lot" - how much to do you like your job?

That's what she said!

But to be fulfilled, I'd have to do it well enough to please myself... odds are not good.

That's what she said!


I figured that rara needed to be back in the running for keeping this thread alive...Wapiti is some stiff competition! ;)

[Wapiti]

...Wapiti is some stiff competition! ;)

Thats what she said!

[rwyatt365]

Thing 2 adds a nice flavor to it, but I'll admit Thing 1 isn't bad either.
That's what she said.

[Nikita]

Relationship hole - Should I try to fill it?

That's what she said!

I have experience it once before and it felt very strange.

That's what she said!

I thought it absurd that someone would invent something to stir up peoples desires so they could sell it at a profit.

That's what she said!

And each creature channeling us together is connected to each other creature in their world.

That's what she said!

I am often amazed at how this works.

That's what she said!

I always feel a bit of the alien anywhere I go.

That's what she said!

I love when you see two realities rubbing against each other

That's what she said!

I think this is the most compelling position.

That's what she said!

I think it's limited to 'getting to know the locals'. You can grok them, but you won't be able to fit in.

That's what she said!

[Nikita]

I'll go do all of you now.

That's what she said!

Darn, now I'm wishing I didn't do all of mine as "anonymous".

That's what she said!

Here's my window (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

That's what she said!

I'm sure it's down because we gave it the INTJf bump. We've brought too much awesome for it to handle.

That's what she said!

Well I tried to hop on the bandwagon, but was denied!

That's what she said!

Nobody around here is ever willing to give up a perfectly good organ. I don't want to play anymore. :p

That's what she said!

I have extra bone in my mouth

That's what she said!

When you say not to it's almost like a dare...

That's what she said!

Maybe it's defective. :p

That's what she said!

No no no. Isn't there a peaceful way to decide who has the best pussy?

That's what she said!

Akin to the grunting of gorillas?

That's what she said!

[Bregen]

Did Chinese food tonight. The two fortunes that we got were (not making this up):

Love is the glue that holds together everything in the world.

Your tongue is your ambassador.

[Nikita]

Did someone mention bush fire?

That's what she said!

As long as we get something I can grab with one hand... :laugh:

That's what she said!

[loosefanbelt]

He'll gladly eat pie.

That's what she said!

Well I did. The moose is loose.

That's what she said!

Goose me!

That's what she said!

I think I'll stare at it a bit then take a nap.

That's what she said!

[loosefanbelt]

Ahh, I remember but why exactly did I remove all my tools.

That's what she said!

[Jonathan Brewer]

He does it more and more frequently with greater enthusiasm all the time. The others have decided it looks fun and now they do it too. As long as they don't indulge when I'm trying to sleep or concentrate, it is quite amusing.

That's what she said! ;)

[Sequoia]

"lol, I knew that would end up in this thread! Now, can anyone figure out what the heck that was in referrence to?"

That's what she said! ;)

[Jonathan Brewer]

"lol, I knew that would end up in this thread! Now, can anyone figure out what the heck that was in referrence to?"

Nah... Better to let their minds wander. ;D

I feel like I have the world in my back pocket.

That's what she said!

[rwyatt365]

Uh oh.. someone put a leash on me so I do not do something stupid.
That's what she said!

[loosefanbelt]

I was able to get a little pink on green action:

That's what she said!

[Kisai]

i've joined 12 hours ago.... and still can't get off...

That's what she said!

[callmemigs]

That's what she said!

That's what she had always said

[loosefanbelt]

And my avatar shows the day I was ALL OVER Callmemigs ass, spanking.

That's What She Said!

[callmemigs]

fomatizer wants to get on the That's What She Said thread...

That's what she said!

[Sequoia]

gestalt said:


Sequoia's intellect is mulch too much for the Intranetzzz. He himself has admitted to "being spread" way too thin, thread-bare even. The last time I went over to his solar-powered tree crib (during the eve of Y2K) he started yelling in a reality-infused froggy voice "Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!". About 1132 times in a row. Straight-up blew my freaking mind, but then he esplained I was an a-sexual black jelly-bean in his dream the night before and he was actually my father. I was like, "Whoa there Cowboy. They don't have bean-trees that big out West. Or at least I don't think so."


That's what she said and it wasn't even on the "Be More Demented Than the Last Poster" thread! :stunned:

[Storm]

Does everything need to be so hard? I mean really, does it? The hard things are easy, and the easy things are hard. wtf?

That's what she said!

[Nikita]

He made me stop and get the rabbit so he could take it home and eat it.

That's what she said!

Lived in the Alaskan Bush...

That's what she said!

What gets redder and redder and smaller and smaller?

That's what she said!

I was eating my girlfriend out one night. After a while, I realized that that unidentified thing I had occasionally felt was the string on her tampon. Mmm..

That's what she said!

And then I woke up to find out it was the dog.

That's what she said!

[doublejava]

It's incredible to not be synced with everything else during those experiences.
-that's what she said!

[Nikita]

I'd be lost for hours - in a good way.

That's what she said!

I would rather be desserted.

That's what she said!

Dogs... they remind me of my honeymoon. ;)

That's what she said!

I like to pretend I'm feeling things I'm not.

That's what she said!

[Storm]

You scratch my back, I get the toilet brush

That's what she said!

[Nikita]

Well... If you haven't found sufficient light, then you have my sympathy, though I suspect you don't want it.

That's what she said!

Man...do people even realize how good they have it?

That's what she said!

until the sun fades...make the best of it.

That's what she said!

They are trapped in a cage of provided "definites".

That's what she said!

it arose from a minuscule batch of perceptual changes.

That's what she said!

I'm curious if you have a method...

That's what she said!

I tend to change 'hobbies' every few years with one being a focal point, I tend to hone said skill until I reach a level of proficiency that I feel is adequate then I move on to something else.

That's what she said!

Learning something new and achieving near mastery is intoxicating.

That's what she said!

This can last anywhere for an hour to a few days I'm only able to break free when I just get exhausted from thinking about it. This usually happens once every few months.

That's what she said!

Took a lot of hard knocks to develop that internal locus of control.

That's what she said!

It shows too. If you've got inner game, the rest of it is icing on the cake.

That's what she said!

[Storm]

I agree, we know why there is sex.

That's what she said!

[Wapiti]

lookout

(goodnight)

That's what she said.

[Nikita]

I hear it's really dull! Anyone wanna prove me wrong? :)

That's what she said!

*hands Nikkita a tissue*

That's what she said!

I ran around the house like an idiot and then howled at her when *she* was sleeping, but I wanted her to get up and play

That's what she said!

Well, this will be interesting....

That's what she said!

So much to do, so little desire...

That's what she said!

i thought that was pretty good for a first go...

That's what she said!

I found myself doing something that has me questioning something else. Damn elves.

That's what she said!

I should get out of my pajamas and try to do something with my hair...

That's what she said!

All night my dad has been in and out

That's what she said!

[Samoan Corleone]

life is actually enjoyable when you stretch yourself, in all ways.

That's what she said.

[loosefanbelt]

Oboy! I get to use the Dremel again! DremelDremelDremel....

That's what she said!

[Nikita]

same position as the avatar...

That's what she said!

I was heading toward diminutive and vulnerable, yet stable.

That's what she said!

[loosefanbelt]

Waptiti provides the best material...

I seem to have misplaced.....never mind. I see it now.
That's what she said!

The moose is loose!
That's what she said!

Boo! So much for going to bed early tonight. Dude go home already.
That's what she said!

I like that other one, yeah you know which one.
Oh, that's where my truck went.
That's what she said!

Someone feels left out.

*huggles kisai with heartfelt emotion*
That's what she said!

*huggles Deadgod with love*
That's what she said!

No that's not a monkey. I'm just so very, very, REALLY happy to see you.
And a co-worker just saw that on my screen......how to explain that one, crap.
That's what she said!

[Storm]

I have a penis so perhaps I am not qualified for this. ..

That's what she said!

[ElstonGunn]

WOW! that was bigger than expected... sorry!

That's what she said, of course.

[Rudy]

penises were in the bird feeders, fern stands, doorways, part of serving dishes you name it a penis was in it somehow.

That's what she said!

[Wapiti]

(penis penis penis sex sex sex willy willy willy, tie him to my bedpost and whip him etc sex cetera and so on, sew on penis...)

Thats what she said.

[Nihilum]

"And I woke up to find out it was the dog."
That's what she said!
:shocked:
No, that is NOT what she said, because if it is, you are in a helluva lot of trouble...

[Indy]

you are in a helluva lot of trouble...

That's what she said!

[loosefanbelt]

THE PINK ORGY SCRIPT

Oh god, the pink, THE PINK!!!!

The pink! It burrrrnnnssssss ussssssss...

Where? I don't see it.

Still not seeing it. Very strange.

Damn you and your evil ways!

uneasy: Have we broken something?

Methinks we're being toyed with ;)

It's not fair! I had the old skin and now I can't get it back! :cry:

Oh for the love of any various gods, make the pink stop!

Okay, Jezebel and Stasis, how long have you been planning this? This is soooo over the top it is torture by sweetness. :suspicious: How diabolically perfect! :laugh:

Now please make it stop.

Wow, it was so embarrassing when my friend caught me going to this site.

what. the. fuck.

It's cute for a day - I like it!

Feeling more murderous today thanks to the pink.

uh oh...
in the meantime, let's just enjoy it

hahahahaha make it stop :)

Mother: Ooh what's that you're looking at Tom?
Me: Nothing for you!
Mother: Huff...


Sounds good to me, I wouldn't mind it staying this way. Actually I think I'm starting to prefer this style

I like it.

Welcome to the club. Hopefully, it will be gone at midnight. It is rather hideous.

Down the rabbit hole!

Just close your eyes and think about math...

*dog sits there, eyes closed, muttering*

I like it!

I would not be caught dead going to a site that looks like this with people around!

But OMG it's so PINK!!!! :lovestruck:


I can't look at it without laughing.

Reminds me of the time my grandpa shot a rabbit and cooked it for dinner.

I think its fucking stupid. Although an ESFJ would probably love it.

Oh, I did!

I did too and my eyes hurt so bad I can barely see becuase of the tears...where's the darkness...bring it back!

*twitch* *twitch*

I'm trying. I really am. But for some reason I feel a compelling desire to kill and eat people. I think I'd better figure out how to get this skin changed...


Ah nuts I killed my unpinkness. Damn this is nasty.

I don't know about you but I've got a hankering for some rabbit stew.

....Is it wrong if I like it?

I have this sudden urge to vomit...and I'm not exagerating.

Whew!

That's what she said!!!

[Storm]

No, no; a little to your left.

That's what she said!

[dogwoodlover]

This still is classified as endocannibalism, although, strictly speaking, "flesh" is not eaten.

That's what she said!