deicruxified
11-11-2007, 09:04 PM
i find them pretty cazy yet they make the best pals of all. 2 of my closest (for most considered "bestfriends" are entj's... well... just a collection of entj punch lines
**in diving class. instructor was discussing about carbon monoxide poisoning and boyle's law... he's serious**
instructor: tanks are safe because they are filtered. just don't have your tanks refilled at the gas station because they don't have the filtration needed for scuba and there's gonna be a high risk of carbon monoxide poisoning
entj: sir, i have a question and i hope you don't mind
instructor: ok what is it... it's always nice to ask questions
entj: if i fart at the filtration area, will the filter screen my fart? if not, what will we get from inhaling fart at 60ft?
**lunch out at a fast food chain with my best guy bud... way back '06**
annoying branch manager: hi sir and ma'am i just noticed you dine here at lunch so if you don't mind, we're gonna interview you for our food and services survey.
entj: can we prepare our lines first
me: i'm not in it asshole
entj: so it's just me... ok
(after a few minutes)
entj: ok i'm ready
abm: ok we now have a valued customer here at *** so hi sir! we see you often here, you do you like our food.
entj: (not exact words but here's the idea) well, my best bud and i are always hungry after aikido and since this is the nearest and cheapest fast food here, it would be practical for us to eat here at lunch so then in the afternoon we wither just go home and take siesta or watch a movie without us worrying at piles of dishes. all we could say is, your food is cheap.
abm: uh... ok... so what about the taste? you seem to go here and almost ordered all the stuff in our menu. what can you say about our food?
entj: as what i've said a while ago, my friend and i are always hungry after aikido class so we don't mind munching whatever food that's being presented right before our very eyes.
abm: hmm... ok... so how does our food tastes like? are the foods in our menu delicious?
entj: well, of course we've been eating here for a year now and all i can say is, the food on your menu is colorful and i can also see ingredients of different kinds like vegetables and stuff but your food has only one taste - MSG. this is the worst chinese fast food chain but we're hungry and the food is cheap so we eat here often *grins*
**in diving class. instructor was discussing about carbon monoxide poisoning and boyle's law... he's serious**
instructor: tanks are safe because they are filtered. just don't have your tanks refilled at the gas station because they don't have the filtration needed for scuba and there's gonna be a high risk of carbon monoxide poisoning
entj: sir, i have a question and i hope you don't mind
instructor: ok what is it... it's always nice to ask questions
entj: if i fart at the filtration area, will the filter screen my fart? if not, what will we get from inhaling fart at 60ft?
**lunch out at a fast food chain with my best guy bud... way back '06**
annoying branch manager: hi sir and ma'am i just noticed you dine here at lunch so if you don't mind, we're gonna interview you for our food and services survey.
entj: can we prepare our lines first
me: i'm not in it asshole
entj: so it's just me... ok
(after a few minutes)
entj: ok i'm ready
abm: ok we now have a valued customer here at *** so hi sir! we see you often here, you do you like our food.
entj: (not exact words but here's the idea) well, my best bud and i are always hungry after aikido and since this is the nearest and cheapest fast food here, it would be practical for us to eat here at lunch so then in the afternoon we wither just go home and take siesta or watch a movie without us worrying at piles of dishes. all we could say is, your food is cheap.
abm: uh... ok... so what about the taste? you seem to go here and almost ordered all the stuff in our menu. what can you say about our food?
entj: as what i've said a while ago, my friend and i are always hungry after aikido class so we don't mind munching whatever food that's being presented right before our very eyes.
abm: hmm... ok... so how does our food tastes like? are the foods in our menu delicious?
entj: well, of course we've been eating here for a year now and all i can say is, the food on your menu is colorful and i can also see ingredients of different kinds like vegetables and stuff but your food has only one taste - MSG. this is the worst chinese fast food chain but we're hungry and the food is cheap so we eat here often *grins*