Just killing time between serious post game.

[notoppings]

Just a silly questions and answers game, to see how originally deviant our fellow members can be. Loosely based on Jeopardy, someone throws out an answer then somebody else responds in the form of a question that fits someway preferably in a humorous way, then adds his own continuing the chain, and like a chain letter curses rain down upon the one who breaks the chain, or fails to answer in the form of a question.

Answer:
Rancho Cucamonga, Timbucktoo and Texas.

[Synamon]

Q for ^ What flavor dressing would you like on your side salad?

Answer: Left

[le Duc]

Where'd Syn go?

Answer: Pudding.

[notoppings]

Where'd Syn go?

Answer: Pudding.

Q What are things I hate to eat on a roller coaster.


Answer: 13 pieces of raw bacon.

[bladeserver]

Q. What do you get when you combine one pig with the Bacinator (r).

A. A sour apple.

[le Duc]

What did blade use to mess up that batch of canning we just did?

Answer: It's okay, the thread is dead.

[Wapiti]

Q. Should I put my sledge hammer down.

A. Because you're special.

[notoppings]

Q. Should I put my sledge hammer down.

A. Because you're special.


Why do I have to ride the short bus?

Answer
Two dogs and ten frogs.

[Wapiti]

What's hidden in your closet?

A: happy fish.

[notoppings]

What's hidden in your closet?

A: happy fish.

What do you want to encounter when swimming in the ocean?


A: The last donut.

[Mozzes]

What do you want to encounter when swimming in the ocean?


A: The last donut.

What would the Last Supper have called if Homer Simpson was the Messiah?

A: Splat

[Synamon]

What is an example of 'onomatopoeia'?

Tic, Tac, Toe

[Mozzes]

What is an example of 'onomatopoeia'?

Tic, Tac, Toe

What is a common childhood zero sum game?

A: Theory of Everything, Table of Elements, Transesophageal Echocardiogram

[Richard0612]

What are some possible names for celebrity triplets?

A neutron star.

[Synamon]

ROFL, I assume Richard's answer was for Tic, Tac, Toe, but it's completely hilarious as an answer to the simultaneous post. Love it.


What is the next phase of a 'rock star'?

Banting and Best.

[notoppings]

What is a common childhood zero sum game?

A: Theory of Everything, Table of Elements, Transesophageal Echocardiogram

What are Three things Stephan Hawkings enjoys?

What are some possible names for celebrity triplets?

A neutron star.


Where do starship not want to end up?


A: The smell of fresh wet dog.

[Mozzes]

What are Three things Stephan Hawkings enjoys?




Where do starship not want to end up?


A: The smell of fresh wet dog.

What is the aroma of an INTJf member on a 36 hour web bender.

Banting and Best.

Who was the man who discovered insulin and the superlative to describe him?

A: My wit's end.

[TheLastMohican]

Q: Where is the best place to find yourself?

A: Capitalism.

[notoppings]

Q: Where is the best place to find yourself?

A: Capitalism.

WHAT IS A PERSON ADDICTED TO CAPITALIZING EVERYTHING?

A: Fuzzy Rabbits.

[Synamon]

What is the most popular style of bedroom slippers in the U.S.?


Rollmops.

[notoppings]

What is the most popular style of bedroom slippers in the U.S.?


Rollmops.

What is the most popular mop role playing game?

A: Hot crossed buns.

[NephilimAzrael]

Q. If I encompass all questions metaphysically into this one, what is the final answer?

A. Your face!

[notoppings]

Where does melted chocolate usually end up?

A: In a bottle of beer.

[Fridays Child]

Where do you find the meaning of life at 4am?

Liquorice whips.

[Wuchak]

What are those things sprouting from your face?

A: Pascal's Triangle

[TheLastMohican]

Q: What is the only triangular diagram that is harder to master than the new food pyramid?

A: Ivory soap.

[notoppings]

Q: What is the only triangular diagram that is harder to master than the new food pyramid?

A: Ivory soap.

What did mom use to wash your mouth out after certain expletives?

A: Twigs and Berries.

[bladeserver]

What did mom use to wash your mouth out after certain expletives?

A: Twigs and Berries.
Which is the ONLY way that INTJ's get kisses in the holiday season?


A : WD40

[le Duc]

What was Houdini's code name when he was in the CIA?


A: Marshmallows

[bladeserver]

How did Cheech and Chong finish off a stressful day?

A: Small and well liked.

[le Duc]

So how were your boiled carrots this morning?


A: Hopscotch...

[Allie]

What causes people to skip and jump, but end up nowhere?

A: INTJ forum.

[bladeserver]

Name a place that should be exclusively for INTJ's?

a. 3 legs and a wild laugh.

[NHere]

Q: What is a successful bank robber with two layovers on his get-away ticket?

A: Half-full and wearing red.

[bladeserver]

Q Describe the Dalai Lama contemplating his glass?

A. Vancouver

[Wapiti]

Q. What do you put over your van to keep it pretty?


A. Baghdad

[NHere]

Q: What was the sequel to "Throw Mama from the Train?"

A: Rising moons and shooting stars.

[Allie]

What look like pancakes and melted butter in syrup? (OK. I am hungry!!)

Q: Hard on the outside, mushy on the inside.

[bladeserver]

Q. Describe Rigil Kentaurus (Probably).

A. It only hurts if I laugh.

[Wapiti]

Q. What's the funniest thing you've ever heard in a proctologists office?

A. Chicken and rice.

[Allie]

Are you brave enough for rice?

A: Pig in a blanket.

[PortInStorm]

Q. What wouldn't you wake up next to?

A. Sometimes yes, sometimes no.

[Moondyn]

Q: Does your Cat bark?
A: Life is too long and enjoyable.

[Nikita]

Q: What is an INTJ's rationale for hating the ESFP worldview and wanting to squash them like bugs?

A: Not guilty by reason of insanity.

[bladeserver]

Q. What did the INTJ say who was caught dating an ENTP?

A. Tastes good, less filling

[Allie]

Why are you chewing on coffee beans?

Q: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

[Wapiti]

Q: What woud you like on your club sandwich?

A: 2 please.

[Nikita]

Q: How many "friends" would you like to bring to bed tonight?

A: Let's get ready to rumble!

[Wapiti]

Q: If you had to choose between the Opera and the UFC.

A: 3 dollars.

[Nikita]

Q: How much money did you have left after you paid off your student debts?

A: A box of tissues.

[Wapiti]

Q: As an INTJ, what is the one thing you find you have yet to have a need for?

A: Dark chocolate.

[LionsPride]

Q. What's the worst name for a super villain, but is great for a stripper?

A. Right Away Sir!

[Nikita]

Q: When will you be ready to assume your post as mastermind of a new world order?

A: Green Tea.

[Moondyn]

Q: Where is Shakespeare going?

A: goodnight to all of you

[Allie]

What is bonne nuit à tout le vous?

A: H2O and CO2.




(500th post!! Goodnight/bonne nuit!)

[bladeserver]

Q How do you make a fizzy drink?

A. Twice on Sundays.

[NHere]

Q: How many times will the newspaper delivery boy get bit by the dog?

A: O'dark thirty.

[bladeserver]

Q What part of the night is NH currently experiencing?

A. An apple and a bicycle.

[NHere]

Q: What is the foundation of a wholesome Norman Rockwell painting?

A: Tonic water (sparkling).

[rwyatt365]

Q: What was Lake Erie was filled with before Cleveland was established.

A: A shiny new quarter.

[bladeserver]

Q How much could Blade earn on the streets?

A. Green and uncomfortable.

[rewhu]

Q. How would you describe Blade's street walking outfit?

A. Grizzled

[Wapiti]

Q: What rhymes with Foshizzled?

A: Lima Beans

[bladeserver]

Q Famous Comedians family visiting South american capital?
(Picture clue)

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A 8 days.

[Wapiti]

Q: How long does a 1 day trip with a bunch of extroverts take off of your life?


A: Molasses

[rwyatt365]

Q: What is the only substance known to mankind slower than frozen snot?

A: Your left big toe.

[rewhu]

Q. Which part of your body is unnecessarily long?

A. Ends with a bloody rampage.

[Wapiti]

Q: What happens when we all reach the end of the internet?

A: stonewashed

[bladeserver]

Q What is a process that uses (wastes) a whole boatload of pumice to appease the fashion Gods?

A. Peyton Manning

[le Duc]

Q: Who is Tom Brady's idol?

A: Pushing daisies.

[bladeserver]

Q. What is a euphimistic way of discussing Indy's playoff chances in 2008?

A. 4 scoops.

[Fridays Child]

Q: What do you need to wade through all the new posts each day?


A: Market conditions.

[Allie]

What are Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, Doc, Happy, Bashful, and Grumpy?

Q: Hangnail

[Wapiti]

Q: What do you use to hang a picture on your wall?


A: Breathless.

[Allie]

Do people still remember which movie Richard Gere is in?

Q: Quaker

[Wapiti]

Q: What is a slang word for earthquake?


A: A river runs through it.

[Allie]

What happened to your house?

A: Honorificabilitudinitatibus

[Wapiti]

Q: What's the biggest word you've ever posted on a forum?


A: toothpicks and a paper towel.

[Nikita]

Q: What does Wapiti bring on camping and hunting trips to groom himself with?

A: A string of black cats.

[Wapiti]

Q: What do you wear around your neck to protest at a PETA convention?


A: Hot Tamales.

[rewhu]

Q. What is something you shouldn't eat before bedtime?

A. Fruit Roll Ups

[Wapiti]

Q: What do apples do to get in shape?


A: butterflies.

[Allie]

What do you call that urge to flee and the queasy sensation you get, when you meet your significant other?

A: Dill pickles.

[bladeserver]

Q. Name the worst of Ben and Jerry's many ice cream experiments?

A. Usually a sword.

[rwyatt365]

Q: What is a common household item often used to pick one's fingernails?

A: Like a teabag.

[Wapiti]

Q: If you could only choose 3 words to describe yourself, what would they be?


A:chunky peanut butter.

[bladeserver]

Q. What happened to the runaway badger in the Jiffy factory?

A. Ben Bernanke.

[Fridays Child]

Q: Who's face is now on my dartboard?

A: Media darling.

[bladeserver]

Q. Who is the Hoff?

A. a sad fruit.

[Fridays Child]

Q: Who is the Hoff?

A: Pieces of eight.

[Allie]

When is it enough?

A: M&Ms

[LionsPride]

Q. What's like crack, but for children?

A. Fool's gold

[Fridays Child]

Q: What do most investment holdings now resemble?

A: Pecan pie.

[le Duc]

Q: What's another name for nutty math?

A: Terminal

[bladeserver]

Q What is the human condition?

A. Bo Derek

[Wapiti]

Q: Who's waiting for me to return their call?


A: Potty

[Fridays Child]

Q: What is Wapiti, if he believes that one?

A: Chicago.

[Wapiti]

Q: Who sings "Hard to Say I'm Sorry?"


A: Riverboat

[Fridays Child]

Q: What do you never want your waterfront house to be called?


A: A bag of pretzels.

[NHere]

Q (Wapiti): ..................... is to Burt Reynolds as The Love Boat is to David Hasselhoff

Q (FC): What costs you $25 dollars on a plane these days?


A: Risqué coffee bean.

[Allie]

What do you call "sin city" on Java island?

A: Mary Poppins

[Nikita]

Q: What is the name of the new virgin adult film star?

A: Bacteria.

[zibber]

Q: What can you introduce to end your alien invasion film when you are unable to write a satisfying ending?

A: M. Night Shamalyaman

[Nikita]

Q: Who are the eco-terrorists taking hints from?

A: Frigid.

[hullolife]

Who is the only Indian director you know?

A: Peninsulas





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What word do you use in compilation with "bitch" when describing Anne Coulter?

A: PET ROCK

[Nikita]

Q: What was an INTJs only childhood friend?

A: Hostel.

[hullolife]

:laugh:

Where will you stay when I kick you out of my 4000 square foot Paris flat?

A: Light bulb filament.

[Nikita]

Q: What finds its origins in the food of the panda gods?


A: Pizza.

[bladeserver]

Q What city has a famous leaning tower? *

a. Quickly.

[Nikita]

Q: How fast does Blade from affection?


A: Slingblade

[bladeserver]

Q. Name Brad Pitt's favorite movie.

A. 22 ounces.

[Fridays Child]

Q: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

A: Cardboard box.

[bladeserver]

Q. What is a Tickle me elmo doll packed in?

A. Original sin

[Fridays Child]

Q: What do you need to commit to get into the Heavenly Hall of Fame?

A: Shredded wheat.

[bladeserver]

Q. What does a two year old Labrador retriever do to a perfectly edible loaf?

A. Battle of the bulge.

[Fridays Child]

Q: What is a python's favourite history lesson?

A: Cheddar cheese.

[bladeserver]

Q. What is something you gorge ?

A. 1918

[Fridays Child]

Q: What is 82 short of a veteran's salute?

A: Strawberry jam.

[Wapiti]

Q: Whats real hard to remove from the inside of a dvd player?

A: Raisins.

[Fridays Child]

Q: What did you think at first that those little things behind the fridge were?

A: Chocolate milk.

[NHere]

Q: What did you tell your kid brother was coming out of that old hand pump at the bottom field on the farm?

A: Two mosquitoes.

[Fridays Child]

Q: What are staking claims on NH's forearms right this minute?

A: Half a sheep.

[bladeserver]

Q What is better than none?

A. Vermont

[Nikita]

Q: Which state is the safe haven of rats, mice, and other such vermin?

A: Trannie

[bladeserver]

Q. Bussie and planey are two forms of transport. Name another.


A. 2 scoops of ice cream

[Fridays Child]

Q: What don't you want to find in your pocket the next morning?

A: Duck soup.

[bladeserver]

Q. Someone throws soup, an envelope and marshmallows at your face?. What do you duck?

A. Yes

[Wapiti]

Q: Are you really a woman?

A: No

[Fridays Child]

Q: Are you really a man?

A: Gingerbread.

[Wapiti]

Q: If you could be a man of a different flavor, what would it be?

A:Roger Rabbit

[Fridays Child]

Q: What would Bugs do, given half a chance?

A: A bar of soap and a monkey.

[Wapiti]

Q: How would you describe yourself in the shower?

A: Fruit Juice.

[Fridays Child]

Q: What was your nickname in college?

A: Fortress of Solitude.

[Nikita]

Q: What does every introvert wish (s)he had at his/her disposal?


A: Love.

[NHere]

Q: What is an anagram of "vole?"

A: Two masters and a bowl.

[Fridays Child]

Q: How are military haircuts performed?

A: Apple sauce.

[NHere]

Q: What is often the internal content of a tart?

A: Darwin's finches.

[bladeserver]

Q1.How would you describe this conversation
Apple: You look a bit of all right. How about a kiss.
Orange : OOer.

Q2. What would make an excellent pie and an illustration of some really cool pseudo science?

A. Latvia

[Fridays Child]

Q: What's a country you always have to look up on a map?

A: Potato puffs.

[Wapiti]

Q: What do you call potatoes that weight lift?


A: Pocket full of sunshine.

[Fridays Child]

Q: What would not be the misanthropist's theme song?

A: Celery sticks.

[Wapiti]

Q: What do you call a room full of anorexics?


A: Full throttle.

[Fridays Child]

Q: What is your favourite wrestling hold?

A: Pieces of eight.

[Wapiti]

Q: What was left of the group after the little experiment blew up prematurely.


A: Fire hydrant.

[Fridays Child]

Q: Where do firemen go to hook up?

A: A dozen roses.

[rwyatt365]

Q: What do you toss in the trash can immediately after knocking on that hot girl's door and seeing a guy in the background.

A: Cry me a river.

[Nikita]

Q: What was Noah's last prayer?


A: Zebras.

[rwyatt365]

Q: Name an animal that doesn't look good in horizontal stripes.

A: The Brooklyn Bridge.

[Nikita]

Q: What is the last piece of property I sold on eBay?


A: Ice.

[rwyatt365]

Q: What is the most evil substance known to mankind?

A: The side of a barn.

[Nikita]

Q: Where did rwyatt lose his virginity?


A: In the stables.

[Wapiti]

Q: Where's the intj party this Thanksgiving while all our families are doing their get together stuff.

A: Butterflied shrimp.

[Fridays Child]

Q: What do you call a flying fish?

A: Water buffalo.

[Wapiti]

Q: If you want your buffalo garden to grow, what do you need to do?

A: Chia pet.

[Fridays Child]

Q: What is the stupidest Christmas gift, next to the Clapper?

A: Skippy, the Bush Kangaroo.

[Nikita]

Q: Who is scheduled to take over as host of The Crocodile Hunter?


A: Aviary.

[bladeserver]

Q. What do you keep REALLY REALLY large bees in?

A. Death on the Nile

[Nikita]

Q: What did they title the documentary about people who drink from the Nile?


A: Prayer.

[rwyatt365]

Q: Fill in the blank, "On a wing and a..."

A: A large scoop of chocolate ice cream.

[Allie]

What looks like a Georgia Dome?

A: :stooge_larry: :stooge_curly: :stooge_moe:






(Hint: Larry, Curly, Moe. I didn't know we have the smilies!!)

[Wapiti]

Q:Who do the 3 previous posters most closely resemble?


A: Salsa and sour cream.

[Allie]

*:laugh: I get to be Curly! It's all about the hair, ya know*

What do you call a sexy-dance-move-gone-wrong?

A: Kitchen sink.

[Wapiti]

Q: Where is the most uncomfortable place you have ever slept?


A: Bandalero

[rwyatt365]

Q: What do you call a group of late model Oldsmobile owners?
(You have to be a hard-core car person for that to make sense)

A: 437.832

[le Duc]

Q: What is my PIN?

Hey! You're not supposed to give that information out!!:angry:

A: Guacamole.

[Fridays Child]

Q: What should you never offer a seasick sailor?

A: Three sheets to the wind.

[le Duc]

Q: Why didn't you turn in your homework?

A: Don't bet on it.

[Wapiti]

Q: Are you really an INTJ?

A: Up in smoke.

[Allie]

How's your investment portfolio?

A: Gift of the Magi.

[Nikita]

Q: What is a gift given by a pied indian called?

A: Paperclip.

[Wapiti]

Q: What is holding the internet together?

A: water closet.

[Nikita]

Q: Where you refill your cup when you want to get pissed.

A: Loo.

[rwyatt365]

Q; What is the second syllable of "Hell..."

A; The Scottish Highlands.

[Allie]

Where can you find WINDAES 2000 or WINDAES Vista?

A: Fish and chips

[bladeserver]

Q Apart from Wapiti as Santa what else makes you drool?

A. Half a crown.

[le Duc]

Q: What does the king wear in competition when he's slightly ahead?

A: Pieces of eight.

[Fridays Child]

Q: What is worth considerably more than 2/6?

A: A pound of butter.

[Kisai]

Q. What does Rosie O' Donnell sweat out every day?

A. 40,000 volts

[rwyatt365]

Q: How much voltage does it take for Rosie to sweat out all of that butter?

A: The bottom of the Indian Ocean.

[Allie]

Where did you drive rwyatt's beloved car off to?

A: Lost marbles.

[bladeserver]

Q. What is there a constant stream of rolling out of the HQs of the Federal reserve bank and the Treasury?

A. Two bananas

[Allie]

Which couple of fruits are sitting in a tree...K-I-S-S-I-N-G?

A: Ornaments.

[BigWoc]

Q. What is that thing we waste money on every year for our tree?

A. Ford

[le Duc]

Q: What makes me cross?

A: Sandbar.

[Wapiti]

Q: That candy bar was so bad they might as well have called it a?


A: Delicious

[bladeserver]

Q Describe any meal at Blades Taverne?

A. the amazon

[Wapiti]

Q: Where exactly is Blades Tavern?


A: Vestibule.

[bladeserver]

Q Where is the best place to kick an assailant?

A. Conkers

[Nikita]

Q: What area of New York is host to the black market?


A: Tumor.

[Allie]

What do you call a swelling mass of discontended people?

A: Vacation.

[Nikita]

Q: What do you call the escape of a swelling mass of discontented people?


A: Fiendfyre.

[Allie]

What is the Scottish love spell used for that no-good, two-timing lover?

A: Do Not Disturb.

[Nikita]

Q: What does the sign on Hannibal Lecter's cell read?


A: Crayola Crayons.

[rwyatt365]

Q: What makes a poor medium for attempting a good copy of the Mona Lisa?

A: A flat tire.

[bladeserver]

Q. What is your apartment experiencing when it runs short of breath?

A.. Spotted dick.

[Nikita]

Q: What is the first sign of rod rot?


A: Throwing cards.

[NHere]

Q: What do teams warm up with before the annual "Pope Tossing" competition?

A: Under the weather.

[Nikita]

Q: What is the newsroom intern's excuse for being late to work?


A: Beagle.

[rwyatt365]

Q: What is a common misspelling of bagel?

A: A big, fat kiss.

[NHere]

Q: What do I expect as my souvenir from Hershey, PA?

A: Questionable allocation.

[le Duc]

Q: Why did we end up with extra answers?

A: Irreconcilable differences.

[NHere]

Q: Why do I keep getting these error messages on my Excel worksheet?

A: Your word against mine.

[le Duc]

Q: Why did the miner have trouble with his case?

A: Relatively harmless.

[NHere]

Q: How do I describe my family tree when I'm not related to anybody named "Harm?"

A: Diametrically opposed.

[Nikita]

Q: How would you describe the ritual bathing preferences of mad scientists?


A: A red folder.

[rwyatt365]

Q: What was sitting on the HR Manager's desk - with your name containted within?

A: A single snowflake.

[Wapiti]

Q: How much snow did I see at my house last year?


A: 2 doors and a lighter.

[Tragic Hero]

Q. What can you see on that big white building at the sea?

A. Two Circles

[Wapiti]

Q: What are those things under your eyes?

A: Cherry on top.

[Nikita]

Q: With what is sweet, cold revenge best served?


A: Orbs.

[Allie]

What is the abbreviation for that not so secret alliance called, Outrageous Renegade Bachelorette Sisterhood (a.k.a happy-to-be-a-spinster-and-to-heck-what-anyone-else-says)?

A: Mambo Italiano.

[Nikita]

Q: What does mom call her new Italian lover to throw dad off the scent?


A: Mariana Trench.

[Wapiti]

Q: What kind of hole do you dig to bury Mariana in?

A: toothpicks and a lighter.

[Allie]

What can you use as substitutes for cigarettes, as one of the ways to quit smoking?

A: Tool bags.

[Wapiti]

Q: What's one thing you really don't want to lose in space?


A: Toothpaste.

[Allie]

What helps keep your dentures to stay in place?

A: Midnight Sun.

[Wapiti]

Q: If you were to moon someone late at night, you could also call it 'the second showing of the blank blank'?


A: Otter pops.

[rara avis]

Q: What happens when you huggle a little too hard?

A: Naptime.

[Nikita]

Q: What did one man say to another man outside of the Lindbergh house one evening?


A: Infomercial.

[Allie]

What is the most popular place to find one-man's-treasure-is-another-man's-trash?

A: Yummy in my tummy.

[Nikita]

Q: What did Monstro the whale say after swallowing Pinocchio on his way to gobble up Winnie the Pooh?


A: Frankenstein's bolts.

[rara avis]

Q: What is my new favorite exclamation?

A: Chill factor.

[Nikita]

Q: What do mafiosos call the torture game involving their walk-in freezers and the mick punks they picked up off the street pushing junk in their territory?


A: Corporeal punishment. (that is not a typo)

[aok]

What is a legal form of sadism?


Bill O'Reilly

[Tragic Hero]

Who is villified more than the plague?

Because the Traffic lights were stuck on Red.

[Wapiti]

Q: What's the one reason you gave your boss for being late that he didn't believe?

A: Cellphone and a paperclip.

[rewhu]

Q. Name two things not to put next to your ear while operating a vehicle.

A. Jolly Green Giant

[Zzyber]

Q. Who is the Antichrist?

A. Lepers and pigs.

[rewhu]

Q. The category is: hilarious Biblical references.

A. Dungarees

[Zzyber]

Q. What is Spock's ears made from?

A. I can't believe it's not butter and phosphorus.

[rewhu]

Q. Things my mother said after tasting my cooking.

A. Pitching a tent

[Zzyber]

Q. What does Rewhu get when he sees Zzyber's avatar?

A. When the sewers overflow.

[rewhu]

NOOOOOOO!!!

[bladeserver]

Q. What does Rewhu get when he sees Zzyber's avatar?

A. When the sewers overflow.
Q. When is the special mystery soup served at Le Ducs Taverne?

a. Marmalade

[Nikita]

Q: What is the name of a famous lady who is no lady?


A: Family ties.

[Wapiti]

Q: What was the best television show ever made?

A: Purple zebra.

[Nikita]

Q: What did Prince have for a pet?


A: Paper Street.

[Reganon]

Q: Where does the tooth fairy live?

A: Three-toed sloth

[Zzyber]

Q. What is excitements mortal enemy?

A. 29.43 seconds.

[Nikita]

Q: What is the speed of INTJs brain when confronted with illogic?


A: Freebie.

[bladeserver]

Q. What was the main product of the now defunct Berkeley peoples apiary?

a. hexagonal.

[Allie]

What do you call an evil curse on a gonal?

A: Hint Hint

[Zzyber]

Q. What do you get when you are elbowed in the ribs?

A. Pig snouts and cottage cheese.

[Allie]

What do you see when you wipe off lipstick and makeup on a pig...err Hitler?

A: Big foot.

[Nikita]

Q: What do most men claim to have, but actually lack? Oh wait, you said foot....


A: Kippers.

[Zzyber]

Q. What can make a grown man shiver and cry from 1000 yards?

A. Totalitarianism.

[rwyatt365]

Q: What do you call a convention of Val Gals? ("Totally!!")

A: Red, but only on Thursday.

[Allie]

What do INTJ men wear as a signal to each other that their lady loves allowed them to go Taverne Du Duc's for a guy's night out?

A: Fast and furious.

[Nikita]

Q: What is the speed of Monte's blood pressure times the rate of response, divided by the velocity of the pocket protector times the force of the pocket protector's projectile in response to the jock putting a state of the art calculator in his cup claiming exponential growth?


A: Parapet.

[rwyatt365]

Q: What would you call a dog and cat owned by the same person?

A: By the dawns early light.