The Fortune Cookie game.

[notoppings]

Wondering what bit of wisdom you would put in a fortune cookie. They can be insightful or funny, ironic or wise. Ones that you have found or ones that you wish that you had found. Rude or crude doesn't really matter just as long as they would fit on the paper inside a fortune cookie.

A quick sample: A part of us remains wherever we have been.

So bust open your cookies and read out your fortune.

[replicant]

I truly want to open one that says "Help! Trapped in a Chinese Fortune Cookie Factory."

[PHS Philip]

"He who reads a fortune cookie for wisdom shall never gain it."

Alternately, "He who trusts fortune cookies has a bleak future indeed."

[Synamon]

You are what you eat.

[PHS Philip]

Oh, oh, oh!

"Beware fortune cookie bearing waiters in Japanese restaurants"

*plays Pink Panther theme*

[kubrickfan]

"Ctrl+Alt+Delete solves all problems." or have the three body problem.

[notoppings]

A bird in the hand, is one finger raised.

[LionsPride]

I actually opened the following fortune cookie...

Front: "You will find good fortune in the immediate future"

Back: "Sorry, you did not win"

Apparently it was a cookie from a contest where one of the slips was a winner. I basked in the glow of its irony...

[ElstonGunn]

One time I got two fortunes in one cookie. I thought it was funny because it kind of seemed like they were arguing with each other. The first said "Imagine you could get what you want..." The next one said "Don't waste time on what might have been."

[Seppuku Savant]

Eat healthier. Not Chinese food.

[Elfrun]

Cookie for the end of the meal *that wasn't chicken*

[notoppings]

Cookie for the end of the meal *that wasn't chicken*

:laugh:;):cheesy:

[Jughead]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[NephilimAzrael]

Washing machines live longer with Calgon - Ancient chinese secret

[Chaos]

"Ha, You just ate your pet dog!"

[mind_wander]

I already saw this type of thread been made before on another forum, it can easily go for more than 20pgs. So let the fun begins, "Who shall seek no wisdom will be doomed?"

[notoppings]

Good for 10% off meal, must show fortune before ordering.

[le Duc]

I truly want to open one that says "Help! Trapped in a Chinese Fortune Cookie Factory."

Awesome.

"The cookie you have opened is not in service at this time. Please check your order and try the cookie again."

[notoppings]

We lied, food contains MSG. You go now!.

[LionsPride]

Fortune is VOID if outer shell is tampered with.

[Arcani]

Fortune is VOID if outer shell is tampered with.

I do always try to get the fortune out without breaking the shell ;)

On rare occasions I even succeed!

[Night Runner]

Enjoy every sandwich.

[themuzicman]

"Opening this cookie is a violation of Federal law."
"Congratulations, you may have already won $10M"
"Good times are just ahead."


One game we like to play with fortune cookies is to append "in bed" to the end.. makes them hilarious.

[paleoeco]

"Gray skies and rain make bright flowers bloom"

[themuzicman]

(in bed) lol

(that's what she said... oops, wrong thread)

[Nikita]

One I want to mat and frame for a know-it-all uncle who excels at trivial pursuit, but lacks capacity for the true depth of thought for which books cannot dictate the analysis:

"A great mind is one trained to forget the trivial."

[Target Lock]

Fortune Cookie say: "That wasn't chicken"

[DifficultBastrd]

"I raff I ruse?!"





DifficultBastrd added to this post, 0 minutes and 56 seconds later...

Another could be "look behind you"

[The Fury]

Tomorrow at exactly 10:45 you will be attacked by a man dressed as a clown. He will stab you once in the lungs twice in the kidneys and his final thrust will be through your throat. You will be pronounced dead at 10:47 by a passing doctor who was on his way to meet his long lost wife.

Hmm, was that a bit too precise?.

[themuzicman]

Beijing, Taipei, and Hong Kong....
Fortune cookie always wrong.

[reb]

you be happy, but have leechy relatives

[themuzicman]

Your sex life will increase in frequency and volume

[reb]

woman loud during sex; don't take all the credit.

[themuzicman]

The height of machismo is calling your own name during sex

[Stratego]

foreplay leads to more play

(;) )

[reb]

foreplay lead to child play

[themuzicman]

man who lie down with horses not get up again.

[Stratego]

^ Nor woman, and further she will not walk for many days

[MikeAZ]

Help I’m trapped in the kitchen

[reb]

person sitting behind you killer-don't look, fool!

[MikeAZ]

So funny we Chinese stole cookie idea from Japanese while they at camp.

less educational:
the last to laugh laughs longest

[reb]

no communists were harmed in making this cookie

[MikeAZ]

man who sleeps with ichy bottom wakes with stinky finger

[Wired]

Nothing exists in a vacuum. Except for dust. And hair. And puzzle pieces.

[reb]

if you have fortune, say goodbye. your luck has run out.

Chinese on strike. no take iou. call Ahnold for fortune.

Confucius say 'You read cookie? You with cookie? Why read cookie?'

[delilah]

Whenever you die it'll be too soon. Start burning things.

[themuzicman]

You will soon begin removing many things from your life... starting with your clothes

[Synapse]

"Man who sleep under rock should expect short life span."

[reb]

your girlfriend pregnant; cookie writer did it.

[themuzicman]

You will soon feel the urge to call out you own name

[Onotheo]

It is better to have died that to live one eyed.

[NoStoneUnturned]

"you will achieve great things, in bed."

[papkan]

Confucius say "Fook yu!"

[Harmony]

I got one that was really ironic for me....

"Remember to go out of your way to do something kind once in a while."

I felt like it was telling me I was a bully. :(

[reb]

'too bad you eat cookie. filled with polychlorinated biphenyls, round eye.'

[Still Standing]

"Danger looms. Don't go out today."

[Dolores]

As you sow, so you shall reap.

[GrnEyz]

Learn from the past, don't dwell on it.

[Still Standing]

"You will crack open a fortune cookie today"

[Dolores]

Good things come to those who wait.

[reb]

'your mother did not want you. eat more shrimp fried rice to cure your depression.'

'imbalance in yin caused by one leg shorter than other. see doctor wang for cure.'

'woman with barbeque fork have big prick.'

[WoodsWoman]

Today will be brighter than yesterday.

[Still Standing]

"Fat white man be sick from pigging out at buffet"

[AnnoyingPony]

"Good fortune is coming your way."

I actually saw this in a fortune cookie once.

[BobbitSneazer]

You will attend a party where strange customs prevail.

[Liason]

Starving man in a sealed in concrete room opens this last cookie up and looks inside.
"Every day is a miracle"

[katrin]

"There is just one life for each of us: our own."

So depressing (when one's one life is half over) and it doesn't even sound right with "in bed" appended. Boo. :angry:

[redweather]

i once got a fortune that said "you will soon be surprised with a cake." it sounded quite promising, but said cake did not appear.

also, i had a friend who made me a fabulous little takeout box full of "misfortunes" that he wrote - there are hundreds of them. it was truly a labor of (mis)love. some of my favorites:

you will work hard and succeed, and your coworker will be promoted.

a pleasant surprise is waiting for you under your bed, tonight, after you sleep.

children can see through the tricks that work for you in the adult world. they despise you for it.

because of your contrary nature, the sun will rise at the wrong time.

your happy heart brings joy and peace where there is none. it will wear out soon.

[N0c7urn3]

Grave misfortune awaits those who break this cookie.

[DifficultBastrd]

"interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theator" (mis-spelling intended)

*shakes fist at elfrun* you preempted me ma'am

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