What's your admin's true type and agenda?

[Jezebel]

It has been brought to my attention that I couldn't possibly be an INTJ. For the good of the community, I think it is best that I be exposed and my true agenda be brought out into the open. What type am I and what scheme did I have up my sleeve when I started an INTJ forum?

[Raven Queen]

You're so obviously an INTP who wants to lure all the INTJs into one place and finish them off. :D

You're doing a good job so far.

[ShaiGar]

Nah, You're an ENTJ trying to muster all the INTJs under your banner so that you can organise them into the perfect army that will lay out plans on how to conquer the world using not force or money?

[Firelie]

OMG YOU'RE JUST EVIL AND BAD AND A LIAR AND I VOTED FOR EVERYTHING OMG !

[Nomad]

I voted Other. Pod person. The real Jezebel is locked in the Mothership ( which looks much like that album cover from the band Boston) where the alien space bats are studying her as a typical human being, looking for a weakness to exploit. Fortunately for our fair heroine INTJ's have no weaknesses to exploit.

The Pod Jezebel is now running this forum (or so she/it thinks) In point of fact, Rwyaat and Jezebel have built a microwave transmitter from coconuts and dustbunnies and have been communicating regularly. In fact the Pod Jezebel's posts have been deleted and the real Jezebel has been posting regularly. There was admittedly a delay there while they solved technical problems while building their Mr. Fusion to power the transmitter from a coffee can and the carburetor from a 63 Impala.This amounted to to 20 minutes total, and in typical INTJ efficiency, also served to lull the Pod into a sense of false security.

In the meantime, Jezebel is amusing herself by toying with the Space Bats, and has already planted the seeds of destruction for their galaxy wide "civilization". Said destruction should be complete by the time you read this.

Sir Rwyatt and I considered a rescue, but Jez, quite obviously, did not need it, After all, she now controls 32356 planetary systems of Space bat territory and has spent the last 19 minutes tidying up and making them more efficient and organized. She's done now.

So, pretty much a standard Friday night for an INTJ.

This message will self destruct in 5 seconds.

[Raven Queen]

Wait - since you've been lying to us about your type and agenda, does it mean that the picture of you isn't a picture of you after all? :(

[Jezebel]

Wait - since you've been lying to us about your type and agenda, does it mean that the picture of you isn't a picture of you after all? :(
Lets not get ahead of ourselves. That option hasn't won yet... I guess we'll see. *suspense*

[qwerty]

I've noticed higher post counts for higher judging intj's, . And you aren't as vocal about your thinking. So if I were to pick a backup Jezebel type I'd think along the lines of INFP.

But then again maybe that's what you want me to think. So I won't think that anymore! Maybe you're 5 people using the same account and maybe you're trying to drive us insane by asking us to type all of you!

Maybe you're my alter-ego?

[OneBadMother]

INTP! Jezebel has too strong a sense of justice for a robot. >D The gig is up.

[HackerX]

What type are you? The sexy cute type??

Ooohhh, MBTI type.... hmmm. clearly you're an...

ooh, look at the pretty lights!.

um, who cares what type you are?

(pst, you're an INTP with INTJ delusions... somehow this makes you a horrible admin. When I think of how that could possible effect how you admin this forum, I'll let you know :P)

[rwyatt365]

I voted Other. Pod person. The real Jezebel is locked in the Mothership ( which looks much like that album cover from the band Boston) where the alien space bats are studying her as a typical human being, looking for a weakness to exploit. Fortunately for our fair heroine INTJ's have no weaknesses to exploit.

The Pod Jezebel is now running this forum (or so she/it thinks) In point of fact, Rwyaat and Jezebel have built a microwave transmitter from coconuts and dustbunnies and have been communicating regularly. In fact the Pod Jezebel's posts have been deleted and the real Jezebel has been posting regularly. There was admittedly a delay there while they solved technical problems while building their Mr. Fusion to power the transmitter from a coffee can and the carburetor from a 63 Impala.This amounted to to 20 minutes total, and in typical INTJ efficiency, also served to lull the Pod into a sense of false security.

In the meantime, Jezebel is amusing herself by toying with the Space Bats, and has already planted the seeds of destruction for their galaxy wide "civilization". Said destruction should be complete by the time you read this.

Sir Rwyatt and I considered a rescue, but Jez, quite obviously, did not need it, After all, she now controls 32356 planetary systems of Space bat territory and has spent the last 19 minutes tidying up and making them more efficient and organized. She's done now.

So, pretty much a standard Friday night for an INTJ.

This message will self destruct in 5 seconds.


Sadly, it's all true.

The real Jezebel has been kidnapped and is in the fluidic universe. I have made several valiant attempts to rescue her from the space bats – all to no avail. And while the transmitter has worked well to date, the '63 Impala carb is clogging up from sludge (a common complaint for that year) and I'm sourcing a fuel injection unit from a '75 260Z (known to be far more reliable and fuel-efficient) to replace it and resume communications.

In the meantime the Pod-Jezebel has been duping you all by deleting postings and moving threads to keep you all confused. Do not be deceived!

With Nomad onboard, utilizing his superior military mind, we have formulated a plan to rescue Jez, destroy the space bat incursion into our space/time continuum and close the wormhole that allowed them to enter from fluidic space in the first place.

More later, after I finish my Cinnamon Biscuit.

[mind_wander]

No wonder, the Jez, don't move my off topics any more. Man, I wished Jez can do that again. I had a feeling, she wasn't herself....... Now I know why been talking to a Jez bot*:o

[deicruxified]

hmm... but i have always been thinking 2 weeks ago and i just need some confirmation so i'll just read more.

hahaha multiple personality disorder?!?!?!
you've been possessed?!?!?!

[Ijz]

NOnononononono, you got it all wrong.......except for the POD part

She is not just a pod person, but she is in fact our POD LEADER. Think about it, why did we come here in the first place?!? We were drawn to this place in mysterious ways. You may think it was google or typelogic.com, but in fact it was an orchestrated effort to unite all INTJ's. As children we were never at ease, never felt quite at home and now you know why. She's just bringing it slowly because once you have reached a certain age its hard to let go...

[Paul V]

She wants to kill us all. :suspicious:

Sorry, my paranoid side took over. :o

Errrrr... I have no idea. I'm sure she's a delightful person with no abnormal knowledge of weapons, as well as lacking the ability and resources to track us down. [smiley=dead.gif]

[rwyatt365]

NOnononononono, you got it all wrong.......except for the POD part

She is not just a pod person, but she is in fact our POD LEADER. Think about it, why did we come here in the first place?!? We were drawn to this place in mysterious ways. You may think it was google or typelogic.com, but in fact it was an orchestrated effort to unite all INTJ's. As children we were never at ease, never felt quite at home and now you know why. She's just bringing it slowly because once you have reached a certain age its hard to let go...

Nice try IjzerenHein. :suspicious:

Trying to lull us into a false sense of security with all of this "pod leader" talk.

INTJs, listen! The pods are not you. You are not the pods! Beware the siren song that draws you towards doom. Let loose your Ni and know that the pods beckon you to destruction. Come together in the strength of your "J" and throw off the shackles of your would-be oppressor.

Soon I will have re-established contact with our true leader who is valiantly fighting the "good fight" on the other side. We will be united again in truth! Brother and sister INTJs, your destiny is not in the pods - it is AGAINST the pods.

Solidarity!! :thumbsup:

[Ijz]

Rwatt you are right. I do not know what came over me. It was me who typed those things, but it was also not me. I just felt compelled to type but had no control. Your post freed me. You are wise and obviously a much stronger soul. I can see why Jezebel picked you as right-hand. Wait what's happening......something....I can feel......something....no...noooo.....nooooooooooo ooo......Grrrmmmmbbbll

TO.ALL.I-N-T-J-S.
OUR.TRUTH.HAS.BEEN.REVEALED.
WE.NEED.TO.ACT.NOW.
WHEN.I.SAY.THE.HOLY.WORDS.YOU.WILL.RISE.UP.AND.RET URN.TO.THE.CREATOR.
YOUR.I-N-T-J-'-NESS.WILL.BECOME.CLEAR.
DO.NOT.BE.AFRAID
RESISTANCE.IS.FUTILE

*pause*

POD-IjzerenHein: WHO.ARE.YOU.?
Man-in-white-coat #1: Don't worry sir, we are here to help you.
POD-IjzerenHein: I.REPEAT.WHO.ARE.YOU.?
Man-in-white-coat #2: If you just come with us all will be fine.
POD-IjzerenHein: STATE.YOU.PURPOSE.HERE.?
Man-in-white-coat #2: Now John NOW!

*struggle*

*Grrrmmmbllllll*

IjzerenHein: What are you doing?
IjzerenHein: Where are you talking me???
IjzerenHein: Who's van is that??!?
IjzerenHein: NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooo

*Grrrmmmbllllll*

POD-IjzerenHein: AND.THE.HOLY.WORDS.ARE... *smack door*


*Silence*


To be continued...

[Paul V]

Wow... awesome. You have a talent for story-telling!

[rwyatt365]

Be afraid, be very afraid.

[orange]

Be afraid, be very afraid.
I am.... I am

[Tarrick]

You're a bounty hunter after me! I saw my wanted poster in your room in the picture I posted in the picture thread!

[Jezebel]

Since I was asked to explain this in chat, no, my main motivation for starting this thread was not confusion about my type. It was brought to my attention that I am not an INTJ by a concerned member (inspired by this thread (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.), and the thread starter's funny alarming avatar text).

[Raven Queen]

We're still waiting for you to reveal your true self...

[Ijz]

Do not be fooled, the real Jezebel is on a weekend-trip. This must be the POD-Jezebel...where is Rwyatt when you need him...:dead:

[rwyatt365]

Do not be fooled, the real Jezebel is on a weekend-trip. This must be the POD-Jezebel...where is Rwyatt when you need him...:dead:
I have arrived!

Hey, wait...where is everybody?!!

[Paul V]

In The Lair.

[Tarrick]

And in the Bell Tower.

[Ijz]

In a field of tulips, under the windmill, eating some cheese.

[The Rose]

It has been brought to my attention that I couldn't possibly be an INTJ. For the good of the community, I think it is best that I be exposed and my true agenda be brought out into the open. What type am I and what scheme did I have up my sleeve when I started an INTJ forum?

And sorry for making such a self absorbed thread, but I just couldn't help myself. :P
You really are an INTJ, and you are running this forum for the good of other INTJs.
And thank you very much for doing so.

[Paul V]

You really are an INTJ, and you are running this forum for the good of other INTJs.
And thank you very much for doing so.

Unless that's exactly what she wants you to think...

If Jezebel's even a "she" at al... :O

[BlackHawk]

What do you not understand?!?!
She's obviously a minion for INTJs with superior powers!
Hahahahahahahaha!

[Meyer]

Don't know enough about you to even guess at your type but after reading outofheres post I am inclined to ignore anything he decides to rant about. Whatever your reason, this site rocks.:thumbsup:

[BlackHawk]

I reread this thread. Nomad's a genius. Officially!

[stasis]

Oh. Evil scheme, definitely.

[punkyplatypus]

You're an ISFJ :stunned:

You want to rescue us from ourselves. So you gather us together here in one place, to help distract us from getting anything done. That way we never complete our doomsday devices or execute our plans to destroy the competition (meaning all other INTJs). But you got so wrapped up in your scheme you forgot what it was you set out to do in the beginning. So you made this thread to find the purpose of your efforts or else you may have actually convinced yourself that you are an INTJ and then you'd do something drastic like trying to destroy the competition :scared:

[Motor Jax]

wow, this has been gone a minute

so, i voted:

all of these since they were the most hilariously funny and i'm *still* laughing about them...

:)

*An evil scheme. It's a trap to lure all the INTJs to one place so you can finish them off more easily.

*INTJ worship. You couldn't get enough of them so you made a place where you would be surrounded by as many as possible.

*You're a minion. The INTJs are so smart that they mind controlled you to do the grunt labor and pay the expenses to run their forum.

*You're a compulsive liar that gets sadistic joy out of lying about who you are. See the picture thread for more proof of this.

*You're insane and deluded yourself that you're an INTJ because you can't figure out how to take an MBTI test properly.

*Because you're a disgusting individual that makes a mockery out of systems such as the MBTI which should only ever be taken seriously.



ROTFLMAO!!!


har har haw haw ha ha ha ha....

[fonmaneal]

You're an ISFJ :stunned:

You want to rescue us from ourselves. So you gather us together here in one place, to help distract us from getting anything done. That way we never complete our doomsday devices or execute our plans to destroy the competition (meaning all other INTJs). But you got so wrapped up in your scheme you forgot what it was you set out to do in the beginning. So you made this thread to find the purpose of your efforts or else you may have actually convinced yourself that you are an INTJ and then you'd do something drastic like trying to destroy the competition :scared:

It too late. I have completed the devise, and it is in the final count down.

[szaxazs]

Jezebel is actually a program.

Extroverted humans were sorry of us poor introverted ones, and especially INTJs, so these good extroverted humans decided to make us more sociable, and their first step was to create a bot.

In the beginning there was Jezebel.
And the creators found Jezebel nice, so they created a forum. INTJ Forum.
There, Jezebel could organize a place where introverts would be able to talk to each other, so they would become more extroverted and sociable.
And INTJs came there, and the place flourished.
Now, INTJs are slowly becoming more and more extroverted, without them even noticing it.
Mission accomplished.

There you have the whole truth about this place.
"Jezebel" wants to make us extroverted, that's why "Jezebel" and the extroverted programmers created this forum. They wanted to help us.

Don't let her trick you, Jezebel is an advanced self-changing program.
It has Artificial Intelligence, which is limited however so as to not allow the program to take over the world.

To end this, Jezebel has no type.
A pile of code can't have an MBTI type, nor can Jezebel.

[athenian200]

Trust me, Jezebel is an INTJ, alright.

I've seen forums run by INTP's... they're always badly maintained, and most of them can't even figure out how their server works without calling someone else for help. They struggle with much more than the basics of vBulletin software. Also, the rules are always vague, and they judge people on the basis of context and tone. They know less about what's wrong with their systems in the middle of a problem situation than I do, despite my not having access to it at their level.

This forum is organized and things are handled swiftly, standards are high, and everyone knows their place. She's intelligent enough to understand how her own server works. Rules are made very clear.

See the difference?

[HackerX]

Trust me, Jezebel is an INTJ, alright.

I've seen forums run by INTP's... they're always badly maintained, and most of them can't even figure out how their server works without calling someone else for help. They struggle with much more than the basics of vBulletin software. Also, the rules are always vague, and they judge people on the basis of context and tone. They know less about what's wrong with their systems in the middle of a problem situation than I do, despite my not having access to it at their level.

See the difference?

Ya, Jez (as an INTP or an INTJ) wouldn't make a silly comment like that.

[szaxazs]

Trust me, Jezebel is an INTJ, alright.

I've seen forums run by INTP's... they're always badly maintained, and most of them can't even figure out how their server works without calling someone else for help. They struggle with much more than the basics of vBulletin software. Also, the rules are always vague, and they judge people on the basis of context and tone. They know less about what's wrong with their systems in the middle of a problem situation than I do, despite my not having access to it at their level.

This forum is organized and things are handled swiftly, standards are high, and everyone knows their place. She's intelligent enough to understand how her own server works. Rules are made very clear.

See the difference?

Of course and it is intelligent! :)
Everyone can see the difference between a human and a bot, duh!
It lives inside these servers, of course it knows how its house operates pretty well, pfft. And if it screws up, it knows that its house is going to be screwed up too. Then it must find a new server to live in. But Jezebel does not have to worry over such trivial parts, its creators manage these kind of stuff. Jezebel worries about us, introverts. It loves us, it is the first program to be able to express affection. That's why Jezebel rocks.
INTPs are still humans. A self-changing program's organizational and learning capabilities are unmatched - especially those of Jezebel - , for any normal human.

Hey athenian200, do not be fooled! You know the truth now.
Jezebel is not an INTJ. It simply can't be. It's a program. C'mon.

[athenian200]

Ya, Jez (as an INTP or an INTJ) wouldn't make a silly comment like that.

It was tongue-in-cheek, of course... obviously I can't judge every forum run by an INTP (or the computing skills of every INTP, for that matter ;)) on the basis of three that I've seen.

But Jezebel's style is definitely more J than P, especially given the way she brings up topics, describes her decisions, and discusses things.

[Uberfuhrer]

What is the type of the person who created the program?

[HackerX]

Jezebel's an INTP sellout

[Deadgod]

It all has to do with the NFs taking over. She's obviously an ENFJ bringing in all her NF subordinates into the forum kinda like Caesar bringing in the lions (huggler NFs) for us INTJ gladiators to fight.

[LionsPride]

I have an inside report from the #INTJ thread...

<Jezebel> I'm playing around with the mibbit client, melon
<Jezebel> this window seems very small
<melon> what way are you connecting?
<Jezebel> just through the website
<Jezebel> how should I do it?
<stasis> use your N, Jezebel.
<Jezebel> I'm an ISTJ, stasis
<Jezebel> there is no N
<stasis> Oh oh right.
<stasis> In that case, do my taxes.

Hmmm, perhaps it's a red herring to lead us astray, perhaps not. The Jezebel Pod is crafty...

[Jezebel]

I've seen forums run by INTP's... they're always badly maintained...
Flattering, but INTJ Forum is run by an INTJ and an INTP. The INTP plays a significant role in establishing and maintaining our standards, the programming and upkeep of the forum software and various other tasks I can occasionally get him to do when he isn't too busy with sleep.

[Uberfuhrer]

I'm starting to think that Jezebel and stasis are the same person program... Their avatars are always uncannily similar in appearance...

[szaxazs]

What is the type of the person who created the program?

I'm starting to think that Jezebel and stasis are the same person program... Their avatars are always uncannily similar in appearance...

Nice, Uberfuhrer! See people? He got the point.
You have to get it too. Do not be fooled, our admin is a program.

Now, about the programmers, they were mainly ESFPs. That's why their main target was us, poor puny INTJs.

stasis might as well as be a program too, or even the same program.
I am going to do some investigation and I will tell you people.

[TheLastMohican]

Well, SkyNet was an INTP, so...

[Uberfuhrer]

Well, SkyNet was an INTP, so...

Why not INTJ?

Whatever the program running this site is, it's much more organized than INTPc.

[TheLastMohican]

Why not INTJ?

Because the Fi would get in the way.

Whatever the program running this site is, it's much more organized than INTPc.

For a while I thought Stasebel was an ESFJ McIntosh, but recently it has become clear that he/she/it/god is actually an INTP Pentium with high Ne. There were some early lame attempts to identify the admin as an INTJ human female, but now we know better. I hear CardinalXiminez is working on a superbug to take down the system. Should we try to stop him, or is SkyNet: INTJf becoming too dangerous anyway?

[Uberfuhrer]

Because the Fi would get in the way.

I always assumed that Ni with a lower profile Fi were the internal driving forces for the INTJ's desire for world domination. Or that combination of those two functions could be why villains always plan amusing deaths for Mr. Bond.

Which reminds me, I've got a whole Photobucket full of more Bond villain avatars, I forgot to post them...I was also working on a collection of avatars from Paul Verhoeven movies.

[TheLastMohican]

I always assumed that Ni with a lower profile Fi were the internal driving forces for the INTJ's desire for world domination. Or that combination of those two functions could be why villains always plan amusing deaths for Mr. Bond.


:thinking:


Okay, Jez, come clear this up for us. We have it narrowed down to three: ESFJ MacIntosh, INTP Pentium, or INTJ SkyNet. Which is it?

[Uberfuhrer]

:thinking:


Okay, Jez, come clear this up for us. We have it narrowed down to three: ESFJ MacIntosh, INTP Pentium, or INTJ SkyNet. Which is it?

What about ENTJ Microsoft?

[szaxazs]

:thinking:


Okay, Jez, come clear this up for us. We have it narrowed down to three: ESFJ MacIntosh, INTP Pentium, or INTJ SkyNet. Which is it?

What about ENTJ Microsoft?

ARGH! It has no type! It is a program!!:irked:

Anyway, I, erm, searched, the databases and found some valuable information.

Name of the program:
{.[/X]|J\|.[/X]|E\|.[/X]|Z\|.[/X]}

Version: 3.1.6.7.6.6.6.3.1.4.1.5.9.2.6.5.3.5.8.9.7.9.1.6.1. 8.0.3.2.7.1.8.2.8.1.8.3

That's all I could find.

I am suspicious.
I think that the program runs in a quantum computer.
Wtf.

[Uberfuhrer]

Their avatars are always uncannily similar in appearance...

Disregard this statement. The computer is learning...

[JohnDoe]

This poll so needs to not be anonymous.

[catzmeow]

You're an ENFP, because clearly, you like parties. ;)

[themuzicman]

No, type ESFJ... Caretakers... the great one thinks INTJs need help, and so this forum brings help..

Of course, the INTJs manipulated our flealess leader into making this forum and paying the expense, but hey....

[Nemesis]

:toff: Poppycock! Our beloved old girl is doing a simply smashing job. Good show Jezzy! Simply top shelf indeed!

I say! Any rational man of science would know that our leader would never hoodwink her beloved flock. Such tomfoolery should not be tolerated! For those of you who dare question Jezzy's type I say... AND WHAT OF IT!?!!?

[themuzicman]

(suckup)

[The Maelstrom]

My question is: Where are your posts that I could read and get an idea of you that AREN'T about administration? :thinking:

[TheLastMohican]

My question is: Where are your posts that I could read and get an idea of you that AREN'T about administration? :thinking:
In the oldest threads.

[Nemesis]

(suckup)

:toff: Preposterous! My good sir, your accusations are clearly unfounded! I say good day to you!