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Hi,
I was previously Veneti... but in true introversion style I gravitated towards my true vocation.
GOD.
I'm still feeling my way around... even though I'm omnipresent..
Well, that’s about it. There’s some vacancies for sacrifices if anyone is looking.
Chow..
qwerty
10-21-2007, 02:46 PM
Ok god I have one question for you: "How did you do the burning bush trick?" it's the only part of the bible that doesn't make sense ;)
Raven Queen
10-21-2007, 02:46 PM
Good thing I'm a non-believer. Therefore you don't exist. Therefore I'm still the highest ranked here. ;)
Ok god I have one question for you: "How did you do the burning bush trick?" it's the only part of the bible that doesn't make sense ;)
Please bring a nubile virgin to the alter and we can chat about it. And not yourself... lol...
Good thing I'm a non-believer. Therefore you don't exist. Therefore I'm still the highest ranked here. *;)
Oh, the heresy of the P.
May the chaotic thoughts of your mind drive you to insanity…
You as a non believer will be J - udged for your sins at the gates.
Raven Queen
10-21-2007, 03:09 PM
Good thing I'm a non-believer. Therefore you don't exist. Therefore I'm still the highest ranked here. *;)
Oh, the heresy of the P.
May the chaotic thoughts of your mind drive you to insanity…
You as a non believer will be J - udged for your sins at the gates.
Heh. No One Dares Judge Me. I Am The Queen.
But I wouldn't mind making friends with satan. Find out what the quarrel really was about between you 2..
qwerty
10-21-2007, 03:12 PM
Ok god I have one question for you: "How did you do the burning bush trick?" it's the only part of the bible that doesn't make sense ;)
Please bring a nubile virgin to the alter and we can chat about it. And not yourself... lol...
nubiles are girls :).
I thought god didn't like homosexuals?
Good thing I'm a non-believer. Therefore you don't exist. Therefore I'm still the highest ranked here. *;)
Oh, the heresy of the P.
May the chaotic thoughts of your mind drive you to insanity…
You as a non believer will be J - udged for your sins at the gates.
Heh. No One Dares Judge Me. I Am The Queen.
But I wouldn't mind making friends with satan. Find out what the quarrel really was about between you 2..
Oh, I scored his girlfriend. He’s been a bit tetchy ever since...
Ok god I have one question for you: "How did you do the burning bush trick?" it's the only part of the bible that doesn't make sense ;)
Please bring a nubile virgin to the alter and we can chat about it. And not yourself... lol...
nubiles are girls :).
I thought god didn't like homosexuals?
Hmmm... My GOD dictionary seems to be missing a page.... Naughty... yes, Nymphomaniacs, yes.. Nubiles... No.
*mutter, mutter*
Homosexuals.. Hmm... not so popular a while ago when we were trying to populate the earth, perhaps more in vogue now we're trying to reduce the carbon footprint... We'll update in the next edition of the bible.
Chow...
qwerty
10-21-2007, 03:48 PM
Ok god I have one question for you: "How did you do the burning bush trick?" it's the only part of the bible that doesn't make sense ;)
Please bring a nubile virgin to the alter and we can chat about it. And not yourself... lol...
nubiles are girls :).
I thought god didn't like homosexuals?
Hmmm... My GOD dictionary seems to be missing a page.... Naughty... yes, Nymphomaniacs, yes.. Nubiles... No.
*mutter, mutter*
Homosexuals.. Hmm... not so popular a while ago when we were trying to populate the earth, perhaps more in vogue now we're trying to reduce the carbon footprint... We'll update in the next edition of the bible.
Chow...
well played... however a real god would just change the meaning of the word.
Being the Alpha and the Omega I guess you just like the challenge.
Ok god I have one question for you: "How did you do the burning bush trick?" it's the only part of the bible that doesn't make sense ;)
Please bring a nubile virgin to the alter and we can chat about it. And not yourself... lol...
nubiles are girls :).
I thought god didn't like homosexuals?
Hmmm... My GOD dictionary seems to be missing a page.... Naughty... yes, Nymphomaniacs, yes.. Nubiles... No.
*mutter, mutter*
Homosexuals.. Hmm... not so popular a while ago when we were trying to populate the earth, perhaps more in vogue now we're trying to reduce the carbon footprint... We'll update in the next edition of the bible.
Chow...
well played... however a real god would just change the meaning of the word.
Being the Alpha and the Omega I guess you just like the challenge.
Shusssssh.... I'm just trying to be GOD. I'm really the DEVIL *:devilish:. *Which is WAY MORE FUN, but I'm suffering burn out (Really) and need to slow down a bit for a while......
HackerX
10-21-2007, 05:12 PM
Hi God, Jesus here.
Seriously, you owe me some christmas presents. 2007 years worth. Seriously Dad, where the hell have you been all my life?
Circe
10-21-2007, 05:19 PM
;D I'm a goddess. Don't touch me.
Hi God, Jesus here.
Seriously, you owe me some christmas presents. 2007 years worth. Seriously Dad, where the hell have you been all my life?
Oh damned hell,
I'm the freakin DEVIL and this is just a persona I cannot keep up.
Yes, GOD did buy you presents every year... but I burnt them.. yeah.. it was fun... *
ps: You did have a lot of barbie dolls.... something to tell?
*;D I'm a goddess. Don't touch me.
Ahh... that’s what they all say.
Would you like a really cool white dress? Yeah, come on down... we need some sacrifices...
Disclaimer: Sacrifices for charity do not require health and safety certification.
;D
rwyatt365
10-22-2007, 06:55 AM
Hey God! What about that Ferrari I asked for last year? Wazzup dude :-?
mind_wander
10-22-2007, 07:51 AM
How is everything up there God. Thanx, for making us few INTJ's special.
Hey God! What about that Ferrari I asked for last year? Wazzup dude *:-?
Hmmm... *thumbing through the job specification*
I see the provision for pestilence... famine, parting of oceans and other natural disasters...
Ahh... that’s it. Gifts have been outsourced...
Try calling 0800SANTA
rwyatt365
10-22-2007, 10:00 AM
Hmmm... *thumbing through the job specification*
I see the provision for pestilence... famine, parting of oceans and other natural disasters...
Ahh... that’s it. Gifts have been outsourced...
Try calling 0800SANTA
Another classic example of outsourcing without transferring the knowledge base.
I was thinking of going GOD myself, just need some stuff to care off down here...
Well see ya soon ;D
Max T
10-22-2007, 10:56 AM
Just to ask what will be on a few of our minds...
why the swastika in your avatar?
rwyatt365
10-22-2007, 11:50 AM
Just to ask what will be on a few of our minds...
why the swastika in your avatar?
Didn't notice.
Yeah, inquiring minds want to know. :-?
mind_wander
10-22-2007, 01:30 PM
It originally means peace and tranquility by the buddhism, but most people think of the abused version from WWII. If people was wondering about that, I can see why.
Max T
10-22-2007, 03:07 PM
A flat, left-facing swastika was used in Buddhist tradition.
A 45-degree, right-facing swastika within a circle, as shown in the avatar, has only been attributed to the caucasian-white supremacist views of the Nazi party and was first used by Adolf Hitler.
Unless we're missing something obvious... why use it?
Raven Queen
10-22-2007, 03:10 PM
Trying to show that global warming is propaganda, like what Hitler used on Germany?
Though I don't think it is. Global warming is real. *>:(
orange
10-22-2007, 03:17 PM
Trying to show that global warming is propaganda, like what Hitler used on Germany?
Though I don't think it is. Global warming is real. *>:(
oh, its real.... but not how we are told about it. Its a natural cycle the planet goes through, and we have NOTHING to do with it. And the whole greenhouse gas stuff... the rise in gases are cause of the effect the incresed temp has on the ocean. the temp causes the greenhouse gasses, not the other way around.
TheFreeThinker
10-23-2007, 07:42 AM
Hi,
I was previously Veneti... but in true introversion style I gravitated towards my true vocation.
GOD.
I'm still feeling my way around... even though I'm omnipresent..
Well, that’s about it. There’s some vacancies for sacrifices if anyone is looking.
Chow..
Hey God,
Why did you make me an INTJ? Also, if you are an INTJ yourself, why so many things are messed up in the world? ;D
Hey God,
Why did you make me an INTJ? Also, if you are an INTJ yourself, why so many things are messed up in the world? *;D
You know that place Eden? Yeah?... Well, that apple was taken by an F. The pears were taken by the P's. The strawberries by the S's. The E's? Well they ate the mushrooms if you know what I mean.
So, don't point the finger at us 2%, you're on a journey to becoming the ultimate INTJ..
Me, GOD.
Trying to show that global warming is propaganda, like what Hitler used on Germany?
Though I don't think it is. Global warming is real. *>:(
oh, its real.... *but not how we are told about it. Its a natural cycle the planet goes through, and we have NOTHING to do with it. And the whole greenhouse gas stuff... the rise in gases are cause of the effect the incresed temp has on the ocean. the temp causes the greenhouse gasses, not the other way around.
Hmm... It seems that a number of people are too "PC"...
I'd place a lot of evidence on the dimwit picking their nose while agreeing that global warming is occurring without even considering the facts. I'd say the use of the German "device" just is a useful poke at showing that those that promote the propaganda have ulterior motives.
I'd say there's a whole heap of scientists at various establishments getting a whole heap of funding to do the new in thing "Studying global warming". It’s like the Y2K spend on IT contractors.
I would expect most INTJ's to have their eyes open enough to see that there is very little proof to support that global warming is indeed totally man made. Just consider one fact... that the Earth is the size of a Pea, and the Sun that of a basketball. Now think of the temperature differential between the poles and the equator... What effect would a 0.5% change in the suns output have on the Earth?
Interestingly, they have only now sent up another satellite to get "stereo" vision of the energy output from the Sun, previously they could only see it in one direction... just maybe energy was directionally not completely on the Earth? Maybe there's interstellar weather that is affecting the energy etc etc etc....
So, if you sit around thinking that your carbon footprint is the reason for global warming without sufficient proof then you should believe that I am indeed GOD.
So, I am GOD, and I'm telling you to seek proof... currently it’s the greatest "Inconvenient oversight" of the whole scientific establishment.
Raven Queen
10-23-2007, 10:30 AM
Dear GOD,
Why can't you stop global warming then? It's getting really hot at the equator. And while you're at it, will you reduce the humidity too?
Amen.
Dear GOD,
Why can't you stop global warming then? It's getting really hot at the equator. And while you're at it, will you reduce the humidity too?
Amen.
**MESSAGE FROM GOD**
Due to the upcoming winter in England, it will be necessary to make any adjustments to global warming next summer.
Hot summers are great 8-)
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