Describe your sex life using a movie title.

[Malotis]

For an example, I have a difficult time choosing between Alone in the Dark and Gone in 60 seconds.

[Uberfuhrer]

Deep Impact.

(No, not really.)

[Silently Honest]

Mister Lonely

[Uberfuhrer]

There Will Be Blood.

[Erika Redmark]

Top Secret

[Uberfuhrer]

Top Secret

Good one! :laugh:

[Homini Lupus]

Next

[Uberfuhrer]

A Good Year





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A Series of Unfortunate Events




(Don't mind me, I've using this opportunity to test my wits.)

[Lout]

I Am Legend

[Homini Lupus]

Children of a lesser god

[Erika Redmark]

Airplane!
Finding Nemo
The Meaning of Life
A Shot in the Dark
The Incredible Hulk
A Tale of Two Cities

Eight Crazy Nights
The Animal
Big Daddy
Going Overboard
Anger Management
Bedtime Stories

(Oh man, Adam Sandler movies are like a goldmine for this…)

[Uberfuhrer]

(Oh man, Adam Sandler movies are like a goldmine for this…)

Happy Gilmore?

[Erika Redmark]

50 First Dates!

[Uberfuhrer]

Click! ;)

[Homini Lupus]

A last Hope
Cast away
The naked gun: the final insult
A scanner darkly
Predator
American Dreamer (well' I'm not american so..)
The italian job

[Uberfuhrer]

Downfall
Around the World in 80 Days
Collateral Damage
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
The Perfect Storm
Scream
The Thing

[major757league]

Time to kill. Haha I crack myself up.





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RAW. (Eddie Murphy comedy). Ha





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Hold up I'm not done. How about this, if I were gay it could be Weekend at Bernies. Haha I'm laughing hysterically inside.

[bladeserver]

Gone with the wind.

[Uberfuhrer]

Blow

[Fej]

The 40 Year Old Virgin





By the way, AMAZING THREAD LOL! Congrats man.

HAHA, I am Legend, lol

[xtremegeek]

Speed
Fast and Furious
Space Balls

[GrimWizard]

Oh man, this thread has bad idea written all over it...
Hmm how about...

The Black Hole
Lost in Space
Lethal Weapon? um...no
Armageddon
Lost....damn not a movie
Dr.No, hmm... in fact quite a few 007 titles are good

[Dreamer]

Dirty Harry:the dead pool.

[Uberfuhrer]

A River Runs Through It





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Hold up I'm not done. How about this, if I were gay it could be Weekend at Bernies. Haha I'm laughing hysterically inside.

Or Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Or Dr. Strangelove.

[major757league]

SUPERBAD!

[anul]

Idle Hands
Home Alone
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Just not in Las Vegas.

[Uberfuhrer]

Misery

[xtremegeek]

A Hard Day's Night

[Uberfuhrer]

What Dreams May Come

[xtremegeek]

Quigley Down Under
(oh how I wish)

[Wapiti]

Get Shorty

[xtremegeek]

Get Shorty

lol...it's not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean. ;-)





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Oceans 11, 12, 13
(and more to come)

[Silently Honest]

Hancock

[Uberfuhrer]

Hancock

:laugh:

Star Trek: First Contact

[Haphazard]

Truly, Madly, Deeply

This is much more fun than it should be...

[Uberfuhrer]

What Lies Beneath

[BlackMita]

Jaws

[Haphazard]

Labyrinth

Totally Blonde

A Clockwork Orange

[Uberfuhrer]

Labyrinth

Damn, that was the best one yet!

[Erika Redmark]

Howl's Moving Castle
Sense and Sensibility

[major757league]

Hot Fuzz. Haha

If my sex life consisted of gay orgy parties a great movie to describe that would be Mystery Men. Haha, why am I having so much fun thinking of these?

[Haphazard]

My Neighbor Totoro

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Fantastic Voyage

MajorLeague, the reason you're having so much fun is very simple -- no matter what walk of life you come from, everybody loves sex jokes. Embrace the gutter! You know you want to...

[void]

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[Mogura]

Scandalous

[demvesalius]

iROBOT

Lady in the Water

Ladder 49

[schmidt]

Swing Kids :)

[Beery Swine]

Ace in the Hole
Lips of Blood
Woman on Top - Oy, that one was too easy
Silent Tongue
Love on a Pillow
A Few Good Men
Not Without My Daughter
Me Myself I
In Too Deep

Okay, so maybe these all don't apply to me, but at least they're funny.

[zibber]

....

rear window

[kriss]

hard target

[Beery Swine]

Little Shop of Horrors
Taste of Cherry

[Motor Jax]

King Kong

[replicant]

Eating Raoul (I am wondering if anybody knows this film besides me LOL)
Boogie Nights
The House of Flying Daggers

[Uberfuhrer]

Planes, Trains and Automobiles

[xtremegeek]

Hot Summer Night

[Elfrun]

From Dusk till Dawn

[xtremegeek]

Close Encounters

[Uberfuhrer]

F.I.S.T.





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Thunderball

[Motor Jax]

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly (<< ha ha, actually Doing the Ugly)

[xtremegeek]

Chocolat

Thank You For Smoking

[unnu]

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Best thread ever...

[geonerd]

Flatliners.

[Wapiti]

Dazed and Confused

[Bioplasmoid]

Short Circuit

Transformers

Gone with the wind

[Wapiti]

Into the Wild

[Motor Jax]

Beauty and the Beast

[szaxazs]

SAW

[Wapiti]

Pretty in Pink

[Haphazard]

Monkeybone

[Uberfuhrer]

V for Vendetta





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Demolition Man

[athenian200]

Monk

[szaxazs]

Scary Movie

[BlackMita]

Volcano

[szaxazs]

Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D (1991)

[Uberfuhrer]

Daredevil

[xtremegeek]

Pursuit of Happyness





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The first time I had sex, I have to admit the movie title was: Clueless

[Uberfuhrer]

Children of Men

[xtremegeek]

lol...Uberfuhrer, based on your movie choices, I get the impression that your sex life is more like this movie title: Extreme Ops

My second attempt at sex was like this movie title: Dazed and Confused

Now I'm like: Boogie Nights

However, I am in: Pursuit of Happyness

(this thread is so fun!)

[szaxazs]

I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With

[xtremegeek]

Sideways

[wolf]

The Man Who Wasn't There

[xtremegeek]

Eat Me!

[Uberfuhrer]

Cape Fear

[xtremegeek]

Love Me, Don't Sit on Me

[Uberfuhrer]

lol...Uberfuhrer, based on your movie choices, I get the impression that your sex life is more like this movie title: Extreme Ops

Yeah, but I'm not really describing my sex life, I'm just testing my wits. It's actually more fun just to make the innuendos, regardless of how they relate to myself.

And actually, Children of Men would work better as a sequel to Brokeback Mountain.

[xtremegeek]

Yeah, but I'm not really describing my sex life, I'm just testing my wits. It's actually more fun just to make the innuendos, regardless of how they relate to myself.

lol...I agree. The innuendos are more fun.

I am surprised that no males on this thread picked the movie BIG.

[Uberfuhrer]

What about Jumper?

[xtremegeek]

I see your "Jumper" and raise you one:
Clerks II: Perky Nipples Strike Back!

[Uberfuhrer]

The Frighteners





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The Long Kiss Goodnight

[xtremegeek]

The Frighteners

Two old people going at it? This sure would scare me!

[Uberfuhrer]

I have multiple personalities. ;D

Mission: Impossible (Or did I do that one already?)

[xtremegeek]

Hot Shots!

[Uberfuhrer]

The Rookie

[xtremegeek]

I have multiple personalities. ;D

Mission: Impossible (Or did I do that one already?)

lol...well I guess so. And they are all horney!

[szaxazs]

The Mysterious Yearning Secretive Sad Lonely Troubled Confused Loving Musical Gifted Intelligent Beautiful Tender Sensitive Haunted Passionate Talented Mr. Ripley

[GrimWizard]

Two old people going at it? This sure would scare me!
Well then I guess someone has to mention Grumpy old men here right?

[Wapiti]

Blazing Saddles

[True]

Wag The Dog

[rewhu]

Sideways

Ha!

How about...

The Man Who Cried





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Southpark, Bigger, Longer & Uncut


*laughs at own joke*

Bwahahaha!


Fun thread.

[Wapiti]

Silence of the Lambs

[szaxazs]

I Dismembered Mama

[Haphazard]

The Breakfast Club

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

[Lagawrd]

The sixth sense

[Haphazard]

The Happening

You know, as long as we're talking about M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong.

[Eric86]

Never Been Kissed

[Mogura]

La Dolce Vita

[Antares]

27 Dresses. Sad, but true. That goes for my romantic life as well.

[Uberfuhrer]

Unbreakable

[xwalka]

Help!

[Wapiti]

Lost in Translation

[the human iPod]

Help!

damnit, I was going to use that one. :D

[Uberfuhrer]

X-Men

[xtremegeek]

Uberfuhrer this one is for you:

Deuce Bigelow

[Mogura]

Pee-wee's Big Adventure

[xtremegeek]

Sirens

[Uberfuhrer]

The Animal

[xtremegeek]

Afterglow

[Saint]

The Third Man

(kidding, kidding... :P )


Edit: 8 1/2

(kidding again!)

[Lupin]

A Passage to India

[ElstonGunn]

I guess you could go with Animal House, if you're into that kind of thing.

[Laughing Man]

Superman

[Uberfuhrer]

Monster

[Laughing Man]

Omen

[Uberfuhrer]

The Rocketeer

[Laughing Man]

The Thing

[PRBori]

The Matrix
Marines

[Wapiti]

Super Size Me.

Oh wait, that was just a dream..

[Synamon]

Rocky Horror Picture Show

[walfin]

The Phantom Menace

[Synamon]

Some Like It Hot

[comet]

The Story of O (I wish!!)

Probably "A Beautiful Mind"

[Wapiti]

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

[konec]

I'm Not There

[xtremegeek]

Hold On!

[Uberfuhrer]

The Hand that Rocks the Cradle

[Silently Honest]

Are we there yet?

[spiritdetectivegirl]

The Eye.

[notoppings]

Freaky Friday

There will be blood

Contact

The lady and the tramp

[qwerty]

How about:
* 8mm
* Finding Neverland
* Jumpin Jack Flash
* Ironman
* Fiddler on the Roof
* Raging Bull
* The Godfather
* Deep space 9 anyone?
* The elephant man
* The Curse of the golden flower
* Enter the dragon
* Three ninjas strike back
* Alice in wonderland

[notoppings]

With Honors

A Leage of their own

The Legend of 1900

[xtremegeek]

The Swallows Have Arrived

[Lupin]

I Capture the Castle......

[notoppings]

It's a Wonderful Life.

Follow me boys.

The Odd Couple.

[Mjannie]

Bridget Jones diary

[Seppuku Savant]

I Dismembered Mama
HA HA HA That's a little creepy though.

Nina's Heavenly Delights
My Summer Of Love
Imagine Me And You
When Night Is Falling





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The Story of O (I wish!!)

There are plenty of people that indulge that kind of lifestyle. You just have to know where to look. ^.~

[looseit]

the 40 yr old virgin

(jst kidding...im not that old)

[Beery Swine]

Finger on the Trigger
Eye of the Killer
Joy in the Morning

[notoppings]

Zorro, the gay blade

Camp

Blow

X-Rated

Wild Thing

[Beery Swine]

Goin' South - This one's probably closest for me.

[Synamon]

A friend suggested Gladiator (glad he... )

[Seppuku Savant]

Secretary

[unnu]

A friend suggested Gladiator (glad he... )

And in the sequel she was Gladiator 2

[Beery Swine]

You can Succeed Too
Mother and Son
The Sheepman
Mugshot
Enter the Dragon

[Uberfuhrer]

The Neverending Story

[Iveyrockstar]

"Much ado about nothing"...

[Beery Swine]

Dirty Dingus Magee
The Professional
Clash of the Titans - obviously a gay pr0n
Fire Down Below
The Majestic
Wake Me When It's Over

[ShadowX26]

Mortal Kombat
Rocky Balboa
The Master of Disguise
The Punisher

[Eth]

The Devil's Advocate or maybe The Day the Earth Stood Still

[Motor Jax]

The Longest Yard (< ha ha)

The Empire Strikes Back

[Seppuku Savant]

Better Than Chocolate
Desert Hearts
Kissing Jessica Stein

[Motor Jax]

Cast Away

[Mafiaangel180]

No one said "Waiting?" :p

[uberosity]

Sexy Beast

[Seppuku Savant]

Bound

[Eth]

Bound

*can't stop laughing* That's great!

[Skylla]

Titanic

[Beery Swine]

The Shakiest Gun in the West
A Shot in the Dark
Lengend of the Lone Ranger
Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit - I just love double entendres
Man in the Middle - :laugh:

[iuniperus]

Catch Me if You Can





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Alice in Wonderland (this might have been said)

[Seppuku Savant]

*can't stop laughing* That's great!

^_^ It's actually a really good movie written and directed by the Wachowski brothers.

[JessicaHavenLea]

Gone in 60 Seconds

[Mafiaangel180]

12 Angry Men


:embarassed:

[onlyparallel]

Bourne Supremacy

(why hasn't anyone said 'donkey punch'?)

[Eth]

(why hasn't anyone said 'donkey punch'?)

I thought someone did... *thinking*

[Wapiti]

Knocked Up, Watched that one twice. ;)

[Synamon]

Old Yeller :p

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure :embarassed:

While You Were Sleeping ;D

300 :pimp:

[Wapiti]

Old Yeller :p


I was gonna use that one.



While You Were Sleeping ;D


oh, that brings back a happy memory.

[kubrickfan]

The Big Labowski

[Seppuku Savant]

The incredibly true adventure of two girls in love.

[Beery Swine]

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea
Shaft's Big Score
Just Looking
Love Stinks - think about it for a moment

[aaakiii]

stranger than fiction

[JessicaHavenLea]

The Mummy

[Uberfuhrer]

The Mummy

:stunned:

Mission to Mars

[Vertigo]

Event Horizon

[Jakalwarrior]

Parent Trap...
Just kidding.
Thank You For Smoking
XXX: State of the Union
The Quick and the Dead (in my case, quick = dead)

[Rafael]

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

The Pink Panther

[Beery Swine]

Gate of Flesh - Can't remember if I said that one
The Serpent's Kiss
The Pit & the Pendulum <-- can't stop loling!!!
Once Is Not Enough
The Happy Ending
Flesh and Bone

[Deraj0100]

Before Sunset

[Romeo]

Body Heat

[Nostalgia]

Grindhouse
Apocalypse Now
Point of No Return
Ben-Hur
L.A. Confidential
A Cock and Bull Story
Titanic
Mission: Impossible
Roger Dodger
Collateral Damage
All Quiet on the Western Front

[IF3157]

SUPERBAD!

:)

Add to that:
There Will Be Blood (but only to start with ;))
Pan's Labyrinth
Toy Story
Definitely, Maybe
Alien vs. Hunter
Paths of Glory

. . . and {drumroll} . . .

The Third Man (Not really, i wish!) :cheesy:

[SeaCzar]

Spanking the Monkey

Yes, its a real movie.

[Motor Jax]

U-571 (no, really... think about it...)

[rewhu]

Rocky

[iceberg]

Bed Knobs and Broomsticks
Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
But I'm a Cheerleader
Hook

[Mafiaangel180]

The horse whisperer.

[IF3157]

The horse whisperer.

:suspicious: perv

[SmartOne]

Lost in translation!!

[JessicaHavenLea]

The Sound of Music (sike)

[Mafiaangel180]

:suspicious: perv

Hahahaha....maybe I meant he was hung like one......

...or maybe I didn't. Haha. ;)

[IF3157]

Hahahaha....maybe I meant he was hung like one......

...or maybe I didn't. Haha. ;)

:curtain:

[Beery Swine]

Okay, time for more innuendo goodness.

Backdraft
In a Dark Place
Red Headed Stranger - you have to sit on your hand for that one
All the King's Men
I'll Do Anything
Cherry [#] 2,000
3-2-1 Contact - not a movie, but I thought I'd throw it in

[Mafiaangel180]

Tremors.

[Wapiti]

Fun with Dick and Jane (substitute real name for Jane)

[notoppings]

Next

I Went Down

In and Out

Holy Smokes

[Beery Swine]

The Electrifying Conlusion
A Family Thing
The Sword of Doom
James and the Giant Peach - so many possibilities with that one
All In
Me and You and Everyone We Know
Se7en
Doing Hard Time
Jungle Fever - can't believe this hasn't been mentioned yet

[Colette]

"Road to Nowhere"

[Seppuku Savant]

The Girl
Lost and Delirious

[buddingscholar]

50 First Dates!
YES.

[Beery Swine]

I got a friggin million of em.

Down in the Delta
Eye of the Beholder - also a Metallica song and D&D video game
The Great White Hype
The Man in the Iron Mask <-- I would NOT want to see THAT porn
Two Mules for Sister Sara
Face
Child's Play
A Fish Called Wanda

[Motor Jax]

Deep Impact





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(South Park) Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

[Alpha Prime]

One thousand and one nights.

[Beery Swine]

The Naked and the Dead - corpses need love, too
Titanic
Seven Girlfriends
Lone Star
The Miracle Worker

[Amar]

Panic Room

[Seppuku Savant]

The Gymnast
Fingersmith
Tipping the Velvet

[m00n1]

Same time, next year.

[Merle]

I can't believe I only just found this thread! It's made me laugh so much! seriously, 'A River Runs Through It'... genius.

Um, how about....
Godzilla vs Mothra
or
Barefoot in the Park... don't ask me why, but that amused me...

[muguly]

Anaconda

[rewhu]

Godzilla vs Mothra

LOL!

I haven't been in here in quite awhile so I apologize for any possible repeats and submit the following:

Conan The Barbarian
Conan The Destroyer

Bone Dry
The Bone Collector


Parent Trap...Just kidding.

LMAO!!

[thoke]

I'm Not There.

[enfpchick]

Since I'm single it has to be 'Goldfinger'

[muguly]

Since I'm single it has to be 'Goldfinger'

Whoa! Nice.

[ScurvyRose]

OK, I didn't see these...

A Walk in the Clouds

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Friday, and Next Friday

My Sisters Shoes / Man with One Red Shoe

First Wives Club

When Harry Met Sally!

[DrEast]

Heh heh...

"Alone in the Dark."

(Has that been used yet?)

[muguly]

Oh, I have another: Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.

[enfpchick]

Whoa! Nice.

haha the expression of your avatar goes with the comment
at least to me

[muguly]

haha the expression of your avatar goes with the comment
at least to me

I didn't notice that. Good observation.

[cncracer]

"THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY"

I ended up with the GOOD but sure had enough BAD before I found her, and it made me UGLY inside way too many times.

[Autoptic]

American Virgin

[Mogura]

Roots (any Brits on the forum will get the humor)

[JustMel]

I have to use two as well-----What Dreams May Come from Great Expectations

[ScurvyRose]

xXx with Vin Diesel:lovestruck:

[muguly]

Naked Gun

[Ijz]

Resurrecting the Champ

[muguly]

Black Knight

[ScurvyRose]

Failure to Launch

[Ijz]

Drillbit Taylor

[muguly]

Along Came Polly

[Ijz]

Bigger, Stronger, Faster





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No time for Nuts

[ScurvyRose]

National Treasure

[muguly]

The Day After Tomorrow

[Ijz]

The Fountain

[muguly]

Bigger and Blacker (a Chris Rock stand-up comedy movie)

[ScurvyRose]

The Prestige

[rewhu]

Brideshead Revisited

*snicker*

[Ijz]

Deja Vu

[ScurvyRose]

Brideshead Revisited

*snicker*

LOL! Great!

Finding Neverland

[Ijz]

25th hour

[ScurvyRose]

Rumer has It

[Ijz]

Ok ok, I give in:

Lars and the Real Girl

[ScurvyRose]

Dreamgirls!

[Ijz]

*batteries not included