Which Seinfeld character are you?

[Erika Redmark]

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Elaine

You scored 43% Harsh, 42% Kavorka, 44% Sarcastic

This test measured 3 variables.

First it measured how harsh you were. By harshness I don't mean whether I think you are going to kill somebody, but whether you are a lollipop and happiness person, or a "shit happens" type of person.

Second it measured how much Kavorka you have. Technically Kavorka is the Latvian word for "the lure of the animal." According to Seinfeld at least. In my test it measured your ability to lure men or women and to a lesser degree how social you are.

Third it measured how sarcastic/cynical you are. Some characters like Jerry are very sarcastic while the Soup Nazi is much less so. It can be difficult to accurately measure sarcasm in a written test.

You scored high in harshness, medium in Kavorka, and high in sarcasm. Don't get fooled by your high harshness. In combination with high sarcasm that probably means you have above average intelligence and have a more sophisticated sense of humor.

You may be wondering why you are Elaine. Well like Elaine, you both seem to have a bit of a mean streak in you. You may not be that nasty, but when somebody pisses you off, you'll let them know. While you may be a bit more sarcastic than Elaine, you both have a good sense of humor. You also both have an average amount of Kavorka; Elaine is usually able to get decent guys, but she can't always secure the Kennedy's. That's probably the case for you too.

So there you have it. You may actually have some female friends, and you may be able to keep a normal job, but otherwise...you are Elaine.

[Caramel]

Same as Erika Redmark.

Elaine
You scored 52% Harsh, 42% Kavorka, 49% Sarcastic.

[Nightelf]

Newman
You scored 43% Harsh, 32% Kavorka, 60% Sarcastic

[Malotis]

You scored 38% Harsh, 34% Kavorka, 46% Sarcastic

You scored low in harshness, medium in Kavorka, and high in sarcasm. In other words you are a pretty normal friendly person. You are sarcastic but not mean to others... which is a golden combination. You might not be able to attract hordes of men or women, but you can take care of yourself.

So I bet you are wondering, why George? Well both of you seem to have at least average Kavorka's. George may have trouble meeting women, but when he finds them they are often better looking than he is. Like George you are not a mean person, and your sarcasm is probably more a reflection of your intelligence (ok, that part might not be like George). Hopefully your humor is more refined than George's.

Well there ya go. You are probably not bald and there is a good chance that you didn't kill your fiancee, but otherwise...you are George.

[Wapiti]

Soup Nazi
You scored 67% Harsh, 49% Kavorka, 30% Sarcastic


NO SOUP FOR YOU, NEXT...............

[Mafiaangel180]

Elaine
You scored 53% Harsh, 41% Kavorka, 49% Sarcastic

[ethsar46]

Elaine
You scored 66% Harsh, 40% Kavorka, 46% Sarcastic

[ssrprotege]

Newman

You scored 61% Harsh, 4% Kavorka, 68% Sarcastic

[Max]

Lloyd Braun


38% Sarcastic
34% Harsh
18% Kavorka



I have no idea who this guy is because I don't watch Seinfeld, but that David and Goliath picture had me laughing for about 10 minutes XP

[zibber]

Elaine

You scored 57% Harsh, 51% Kavorka, 49% Sarcastic

[Headstrong]

Frank Costanza
You scored 54% Harsh, 27% Kavorka, 29% Sarcastic


...that David and Goliath picture had me laughing for about 10 minutes XP

You are not alone. *sadistic grin*

[MetalWounds]

Newman
You scored 67% Harsh, 20% Kavorka, 60% Sarcastic



Hello......Jerry.

[Beery Swine]

Lloyd Braun
You scored 17% Harsh, 23% Kavorka, 24% Sarcastic

You scored low in harshness, low in Kavorka, and low in sarcasm. In other words you are a pretty normal friendly person. You aren't mean to others and you have a cheery attitude.

I bet you are wondering why you are Lloyd Braun. Well Lloyd is a nice guy who always tries his best. You are both rather friendly and straightforward. Just because he became crazy and probably murdered a family doesn't mean you are going to. I'm sure you are perfectly sane...well at least not homicidal. You would have had to have been a lot meaner to score one of the major characters.


I don't even remember who Lloyd Braun is, but that also kinda sounds like what someone would say about me.

[Trinity]

Aww Beery, we notice you... ;)

I got Elaine - I hate the show so I really don't know why I bothered :rolleyes:

[antisocial one]

Jerry
You scored 65% Harsh, 23% Kavorka, 82% Sarcastic


Yeap....my sarcasm is hard to miss.:sneaky:

[Uberfuhrer]

Newman

You scored 83% Harsh, 1% Kavorka, 74% Sarcastic


This test measured 3 variables.

First it measured how harsh you were. By harshness I don't mean whether I think you are going to kill somebody, but whether you are a lollipop and happiness person, or a "shit happens" type of person.

Second it measured how much Kavorka you have. Technically Kavorka is the Latvian word for "the lure of the animal." According to Seinfeld at least. In my test it measured your ability to lure men or women and to a lesser degree how social you are.

Third it measured how sarcastic/cynical you are. Some characters like Jerry are very sarcastic while the Soup Nazi is much less so. It can be difficult to accurately measure sarcasm in a written test.

You scored high in harshness, low in Kavorka, and high in sarcasm. Don't get fooled by your high harshness. In combination with high sarcasm that probably means you have above average intelligence and have a more sophisticated sense of humor. Your Kavorka is kind of low. You may not be able to attract tons of men or women, but you can hold your own.

I bet you are thinking...why Newman? Well both of you can be kind of harsh at times, although your humor seems more refined. Newman doesn't always date supermodels, but true Seinfeld fans will remember that he once dated one of Jerry's girlfriends.

Well you probably don't deliver mail as a profession, and you hopefully aren't a sloppy fat man, but otherwise...you are Newman.

[Deraj0100]

Elaine.


Dammit!

[Linwenilid]

I scored Susan, and I can't remember who she was.

I bet you are thinking, why Susan? Well both of you are nice people. And hey, there aren't a lot of nice people in Seinfeld. You are pretty straightforward and sarcasm is probably not your thing. You probably actually have a little bit more Kavorka than Susan, but she was able to reel in both men and women.

Well there ya go. You may not wish to date bald men (or men at all), and the odds are slim that you will meet your end by licking envelopes, but other then that...you are Susan.

[Jenny Penny]

Puddy
You scored 33% Harsh, 29% Kavorka, 47% Sarcastic
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You scored low in harshness, low in Kavorka, and high in sarcasm. In other words you are a pretty normal friendly person. You are sarcastic but not mean to others... which is a golden combination. You might not be able to attract hordes of men or women, but you can take care of yourself.

So at this point you are probably asking, why Puddy?

You and Puddy both seem to have lower Kavorka. You are both very gentle people, but you are probably a bit more friendly than he is (there aren't many friendly Seinfeld characters!) You both have a bit of an edge to you; in Puddy's case he is more dry than sarcastic.

Well there you have it. You might not be a face painter, and the odds are you aren't nuts about Jesus, but you are Puddy.

[TheReal]

Lloyd Braun
32% Harsh, 32% Kavorka, 31% Sarcastic

[Sean O]

Jackie Chiles
57% Harsh, 80% Kavorka, 39% Sarcastic

You scored high in harshness, high in Kavorka, and low in sarcasm. Generally harsh people that are not sarcastic tend to be a little mean, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and trust that it's not true for you. You do seem to have plenty of Kavorka. Other people are magnetically drawn to you...you are very well liked.

You may be wondering why you are Jackie Chiles. Well like Jackie, you have lots of Kavorka. Somehow Jackie is able to get beautiful women to sleep with him, and you could probably do it too if you wanted. You and Jackie both share a mean streak. You may be calm most of the time, but when people do stupid things you'll let them know about it.

So there you have it. You may not be a ridiculous lawyer, and you may not be modeled after O.J. Simpson's lawyer, but you are...Jackie Chiles.

It's funny, people have told me before that I remind them of Jackie Chiles. Mainly because of my attitude and vocabulary, I guess.