Death Note

[Negativezero]

Write the above posters name within the death note and a cause of death.
Judge if the poster about that died as it was written or just a heart attack.

[John F Kennedy]

I'm having trouble understanding the instructions.

[Negativezero]

how ^^^^ dies

John F Kennedy goes to a 4th of July fireworks display, tries to highjack the fire works and an m80 explodes in his face, killing him.

The poster below says if you die of a heart attack or if the above would work if written in a death note, then they write something similar about me. The next poster about them, and so on and so on.

[EverybodyLies]

Negativezero, looking to change to a healthier lifestyle, opts to take the stairs to work as opposed to the lift. After he climbs the 94th step he encounters an elderly woman struggling to get to the bottom without assistance. Being the apparent gentleman he is, Negativezero, helps the lady down the stairs, little does she know, he was doing it purely for self gain, as an exercise as opposed to a good deed. (assume karma exists) On his way back up he suffers a heart attack. Unfortunately, there are no aspiring doctors or paramedics on the staircase to gain anything from helping a dying man. Negativezero dies whilst crawling up to the 94th step; one he should never have had to go up again on that same day.

[Negativezero]

everybodyLies is on his way to meet a nice young lady for coffee. He arrives early and gets a glass of water as he waits for her to show up. He begins to choke on the water and decides to use a fork to puncture holes in his throat in order to remove the water. He severs his jugular vein and bleeds out over the table and dies.

[EverybodyLies]

everybodyLies is on his way to meet a nice young lady for coffee. He arrives early and gets a glass of water as he waits for her to show up. He begins to choke on the water and decides to use a fork to puncture holes in his throat in order to remove the water. He severs his jugular vein and bleeds out over the table and dies.

I'd probably die of feeling like a retard first. xD

Negativezero dies of a heart attack. It was super effective.

[Reizu]

EverybodyLies

6:00 pm Goes to a local bar and breaks a chair over the head of the largest guy there. Dies in the hospital from massive internal hemorrhaging at midnight.

[Fujimoto]

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So... is this a more verbose version of the Random Murder thread?

[Reizu]

I guess. But there are a lot of similar game threads.

Fujimoto

Death by epic ragequit from one of the players after he called time-out in the middle of his play.

[Fujimoto]

Reizu

Attempted to impress the bar crowd by lighting a shot of Everclear on fire and downing it. Being a lush, however, she used a much larger amount, so she burned the shit out of her esophagus and ran around yelping for several minutes while the flaming alcohol inside of her ripped her stomach to shreds.