Name Game

[Antares]

I found this rather interesting. I put it in this section because some might not be too comfortable with their first names out in the open (Lounge)

Here's mine:

RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Crystal needs a LOT of love. [Yes I do. Money doesn't love me back. Now that's a problem as I perceive it]

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Crystal looks like some bizarre combination of Ashlee Simpson and Nicole Richie, which is...well, it's not good. [Should I be insulted?]

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: MySpace profile for Crystal says "Is this America?" with pictures, videos, personal blog, interests, information about me and more. [Indeed. Because MySpace is haven for intellectual discussions about America]

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Crystal Wants To Build Permanent Home With Loving Family [And more importantly, she wants to build a beautiful bank account with a wealthy family]

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: BL5: Crystal does not move as expected [Of course I don't. How else would I expect to break your nose?]

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Why Crystal hates popping balloons. [As if that's not obvious enough]

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Creative Crystal Asks Google for Takedown for TM Infringement ... [No wonder Google has it in for me]

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Crystal Goes to Europe [Not anymore. That place's turned into a stinking rathole]

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: YouTube - Things Crystal Likes [Some people're so obsessed with my hobbies that they went ahead and made a video about it. Now you tell me. Should I be flattered?]

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: So I take it you eat healthy and Crystal eats like me, greasy Filipino food [As greasy as your hair, I would expect]

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Crystal wears gold mules [Not just any mule, but gold mules. I must be getting rich]

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: A 26-year-old mother of four, Crystal McGrath, was arrested yesterday for allegedly having engaged in unlawful sexual conduct with two young boys. [Jaws drop. Somebody'd be interested]

[cielo market]

Reminds me of this: To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
:)

[azelismia]

Alisa needs a home without small children (absolutely!)
Alisa looks like Rory Gilmore (who?)
Alisa says. ... “We’re just so happy,”
Alisa wants to come out and play!”
Alisa does the best waxing. (riiight)
Alisa hates Taylor (yeah he or she sucks whoever they are!)
Alisa asks what Celestina*s business was
Alisa goes to get the ball. (gawd my alter ego is an esfj other than the small children bit)
Alisa eats baby oatmeal (I blushed too hard at the real first entry.. not putting in!!!!)
Alisa wears so many hats on this campus and she wears them well,”
Alisa was an accomplished sailor, winning two Australian National

[ElstonGunn]

I found this rather interesting. I put it in this section because some might not be too comfortable with their first names out in the open (Lounge)

That's why I'm using my alias. Plus, it's more rare than my boring old real name.


"Police said Elston needs medication."

"Even compared to the rest of our boys Elston looks like a midget." [I hope this isn't going to turn into a theme.]

"Friends of theirs had adopted a Ukrainian girl, and that experience was positive, Elston says." [Is there any experience with a Ukrainian that's [I]not positive?]

"Caleb Elston’s Shopping List Wines Caleb Elston Wants to Buy." [Leave out the Caleb and make Elston the first name, and that sounds like it could be pretty accurate.]

"Elston does a good job in his folksy way and leaves you wanting more." [Yep, I leave you wanting more just like a hobo wants more sweet potato pie.]

"I love that movie, and Elston hates it!" [It's possible. I hate a lot of movies.]

"When Elston asks, "What the clock say?" we get a shot of a clock with one hand broken off." [Ooh, how existential.]

"Elston goes for walks with me, follows my husband around the farm, assists with chores, etc. - we even carry him to his bed every night." [Wow, all those chores must get me really tuckered out.]

"I tend to leave some clothes (t-shirts that I sleep in) on the bed because Elston likes to nestle up and sleep on them." [If you're not going to carry me to my bed, piles of clothing will work almost as well.]

"Elston eats a donut doing his best Bob & Doug McKenzie impersonation." [I don't know who those are, but if I'm getting a donut out of thus, it sounds like a good deal to me.]

"Elston wears a kilt but no sporran?" [Yep, I'm a casual Scotsman.]

"Elston was arrested for disturbing the peace after allegedly cursing at a woman passenger and an off-duty Lee County Sheriff’s Office deputy" [That sound like something I'd do. Those dang female motorcar passengers.]

[Homini Lupus]

Bonito needs packaging (uhm...)
Bonito looks like love, and sounds like love (I am God and god is love; love is a lie invented by communists to have sex for free => I'm a lie)
Bonito says we are looking for income donators (I'll have to look very carefully)
Bonito wants you (Who?)
Bonito does something nice for your special day!! (I would have if they didn't get my gun)
Bonito hates christmas!! (true)
Bonito asks the General about the army (I didn't agree with his strategy)
Bonito goes away from the hotel (No dogs or wolves allowed)
Bonito likes to cook (For the food, for the cook, for the kitchen!)
Bonito eats the soul (I just cooked it)
Bonito wears the role well (Life is a stage)
Bonito was arrested for having gun (Damn...)

[PHS Philip]

1. Philip Needs Information
2. Phil looks like Mike Bibby (apparently google counts Phil as being Philip)
3. Sir Philip Says Recent Events Have Spurred Reconstruction
4. Prince Philip wants to be a Virus (:huh:)
5. Philip Does Not Know Why His Vessel Was Ordered to New York
6. Phil hates this drawing
7. Prince Philip asks Cate Blanchet to fix dvd player
8. Philip Goes Forth: A Play in Three Acts
9. Philip likes to talk
10. Philip eats the chocolate and freaks out, breaking the jungle gym free and running off with it trailing behind (:huh:)
11. Prince Philip wears robes
12. Famous songwriter/producer, Phil Spector, has been arrested for suspicion of murder.


I hate Prince Philip...

[Arcani]

Mike needs a date. (Well ladies how 'bout it?)
Mike looks like a drag queen in one of Paul's porn videos. (In my defense Paul can be very persuasive.)
Mike says home. (It's where the heart is.)
Mike wants to go sit down. (Already doing that)
Mike does tech building abstractions since 1989. (I was a very talented two year old.)
Mike hates his own life. (Only on Mondays.)
Mike asks the CSS Guy for recommendations on rounded corners. (The who on the what now?)
Mike goes green. (My F is slowly and subtly sabotaging me.)
Mike eats is located in Driggs. (I've always dreamed of opening a restaurant in Idaho!)
Mike wears eyeliner? (Ref. "Mike looks like")
Mike was arrested for an outstanding warrant for a traffic ticket. (It slipped my mind.)

[curiousjane]

So, I used my real name, found the appropriate phrases, and then changed it all to "I", with the appropriate verb tense...

I want to tango (sure, why not?)
I did Austin (ooh la la!)
I hate makeup (ummm ... no)
So I asked, "What were you doing ten years ago?" (So, yeah, what WERE you doing ten years ago, huh?)
I went to India (I wish.)
I like to swim, horseback ride, see movies, and read. (Actually true)
I Ate The Golden Churro II (Huh?)
I think I wear it better (Of course I do!)
I was arrested for underage consumption of alcohol (Because they thought it was a fake I.D. I didn't mind. That would make me 8 years younger!)


HOWEVER, my alter-ego CJ has a MUCH MORE interesting life than I do! Check it out ;)

CJ needs a laxative
CJ looks like Wesley Snipes in Blade
CJ says relax
CJ wants to snack on the camera
CJ does it to me again!
Yeah, so CJ hates me
CJ asks counsel to confine to referendum.
CJ goes flying
CJ likes chairs
CJ eats a cheese steak
CJ wears clothes even when having sex
CJ was arrested for postings [s]he made involving some kind of betting on the death of certain listed IRS agents.

[emanon]

1. I need a cold shower.
2. I look like I'm confused by the bottle and the cup.
3. I say: "I'm sorry, I can't help you". (Because I'm confused by the bottle and the cup)
4. I want recognition as a leader in my sport. (which is obviously not speed cup stacking)
5. I do smile. (as long as you recognise me as a leader in my sport and don't confuse me with bottles and cups)
6. I hate your movie. (too many bottles and cups, aagh!)
7. I ask about age and productivity. (so I can maximise my time as a leader in my sport)
8. I went to Lake Placid ...again. (Aha! My sport must be skiing even though I've never skied a day in my life.)
9. I like to walk in the woods. (At least one of these is true.)
10. I ate an airplane! :yuck:
11. I wear it well. (For having just eaten an airplane especially)
12. Sara and I got arrested for public ugliness, so we were put in the stocks. (I guess I didn't wear it well enough.)

[azelismia]

1. I need a cold shower.
2. I look like I'm confused by the bottle and the cup.
3. I say: "I'm sorry, I can't help you". (Because I'm confused by the bottle and the cup)
4. I want recognition as a leader in my sport. (which is obviously not speed cup stacking)
5. I do smile. (as long as you recognise me as a leader in my sport and don't confuse me with bottles and cups)
6. I hate your movie. (too many bottles and cups, aagh!)
7. I ask about age and productivity. (so I can maximise my time as a leader in my sport)
8. I went to Lake Placid ...again. (Aha! My sport must be skiing even though I've never skied a day in my life.)
9. I like to walk in the woods. (At least one of these is true.)
10. I ate an airplane! :yuck:
11. I wear it well. (For having just eaten an airplane especially)
12. Sara and I got arrested for public ugliness, so we were put in the stocks. (I guess I didn't wear it well enough.)


your name is easily found in google with the last entry :)

[Marcus]

your name is easily found in google with the last entry :)

Maybe you've just found out the intention of Antares. :)

[curiousjane]

One can only hope that the new-found knowledge will be kept safe from nefarious schemers.

[azelismia]

Maybe you've just found out the intention of Antares. :)


eh, she was trying to hide her results though. I don't care if people know my first name. it is useless knowledge. :)





azelismia added to this post, 0 minutes and 47 seconds later...

One can only hope that the new-found knowledge will be kept safe from nefarious schemers.


it's the last name that you need to worry about imho. I always use a fake last name on the internet. First name is a dime a dozen though.

[Marcus]

One can only hope that the new-found knowledge will be kept safe from nefarious schemers.

You have a nice name BTW. :)

[emanon]

your name is easily found in google with the last entry :)

Yeah, I know, but I had already typed "I" and changed the tenses for the other 11 so I didn't feel like going back and changing them all back to Sarah. It's not a big deal. I just kind of liked the "I" wording.

[Elfrun]

Trina needs someone to bite on that juicy rump of hers. [:stunned:]

Trina looks like Oprah!!!!! LOL!!! by Ya Gyrl LILO!!! [:suspicious:]

Trina says omg those stupid smiley faces keep saying hello [omg, they sooo do]

Trina wants to prove she’s still the baddest [c’mon I don’t gotta prove nuffin, I just am!]

Trina does... [um, never mind]

Trina hates it when Tom brings home younger women [That’s true, who’s Tom?]

Trina asks Victor to say he loves her [That’s true, who’s Victor?]

Trina goes all "witchy woman" on us [ooh, I'd like to see that]

Trina likes kicks all red and I’m the first to say I’m the baddest chick [um... we’ve already established that I’m the baddest but I do like to kick all red]

Trina eats everything with chicken trina eats doughnut. wahahaha (trina like donut) Trina eats all the carrots [Kay, this is totally untrue! Lies I say, no chicken here and DEFINITELY no carrot yuck!]

Trina wears a fuk'd up wig!!!! [Is four exclamation marks necessary?]

Trina was arrested yesterday. They say she inappropriately touched students, sent sexually explicit text messages and displayed sexually explicit video and still photos to students from her cell phone. [:embarassed:]


How does google know so much about me? Am I being stalked? :scared:

[PHS Philip]

Trina does... [um, never mind]

Oh my.

[Elfrun]

I am shamed :(

[Synamon]

Alisa eats baby oatmeal (I blushed too hard at the real first entry.. not putting in!!!!)


Dog treats are not that bad, probably better than Velveeta. :laugh:

[Antares]

I am shamed :(

*skips around* Do tell?

[Elfrun]

Kay, the choice that I’m comfortable typing is Trina does hooters, that should give an indication on the other google options! Apparently Trina 'does' porn! :embarassed:

[azelismia]

Kay, the choice that I’m comfortable typing is Trina does hooters, that should give an indication on the other google options! Apparently Trina 'does' porn! :embarassed:


Alisa eats it. *shudder*

[AgentofGaming]

Colin needs to feel success in school and safe and supported when responding to questions and taking tests. [LOL... indeed I do like my marks when they are high and yes support me because I'm right...]

Colin looks like a very caring, very protective father. [Umm yes theoretically speaking]

Colin Says No To Drugs! with pictures, videos, personal blog, interests, information about me and more. [More Myspace]

Colin wants to ask Frankie out, but Cumberland wants a hogroast! [okay... who's Frankie... and what's hogroast?]

Colin does it Again Today! [Play computer games too much?]

Colin hates myspace [I never liked it the moment overly loud music started playing]

Colin asks other members of the jazz band if they're interested in being in his backing band for his show at the dance. [Jazz band?]

Colin goes round on the fire truck [during that field trip in Gr.1]

Colin likes to blog

[b]Colin eats the Pomegranate Seed in Copyright Hell: The Case Against The Creative Commons

[b]Colin wears a helmet [I would assuming I bike or rollerblade but I don't]

Colin was arrested for shoplifting after walking out of a Nordstrom department store with $700 of women's clothes in his daughter's stroller. The charge was later dismissed and Colin explained while in court that it was an honest mistake [Definitely a mistake... why would I need women's clothes]

[Elfrun]

These are Hilarious, keep em coming people ;D

[Jakalwarrior]

Trey needs to stop pissing on Phil and Friends

OKAY U FUCKS NOBODY CARES WHAT TREY LOOKS LIKE

Trey says the darndest things

"Trey wants Phish to come back

trey does the 8

Trey hates to have his hands dirty so this is how he ate his doughnut last night

WHEELIE CATHOLIC: Can you handle it? Trey asks

With help from the Grateful Dead, Trey goes on after Phish from Oakland Tribune in News provided free by Find Articles

Trey likes pie

Trey Eats Tulips in Lexington

All three have facial hair but only Trey wears glasses (true statement btw)

Trey-was arrested for taking porn pictures of a young kid (suposably art) and it was the daughter of a big hells angel guy (grr... dragging my name through the mud!)



-- I couldnt use my real name, I didnt think there would be many results for Dowl.

[Lupin]

Rosie needs... resources [yes, financial mainly, like most students]

Rosie looks like... one of those ancient Chinese wise men with the long gray but very thin beard right in the middle of her chin [how charming....must get that waxed!]

Rosie says....no to Trump’s money [I deny this emphatically, I will happily receive a BACs transfer it that will make it easier, here’s my IBAN...........]

Rosie wants... her feet tickled [can’t stand being tickled, feet are erotic though, after dark...]

Rosie does... her sexy Irish thing [whether that’s a jig or something heaven knows]

Rosie hates... Elizabeth [too many references to lesbian love which is SO not my thing]

Rosie asks... Schumer if “anyone will call for the impeachment of George Bush” [now that’s an interesting suggestion, I just love W, not]

Rosie likes... to get her political panties in a bind [no comment]

Rosie eats... Radium (or preferably) Rosie eats... no fresh food and no vegetables apart from a few over-cooked peas and a single piece of fruit! Astonishing! [more likely to survive eating the latter than the former and would prefer to live a little longer, thanks]

Rosie wears... rose tinted glasses with a smile and a wink [eternal optimist....I rest my case]

Rosie was arrested... last Thursday along with 9 other activists for obstructing the highway with a giant model Trident submarine outside the Scottish Parliament [ahhhh, there was little something I wanted to mention about the Scottish incident.....]

[Double Victory]

i agree wif every1 here rachel needs 2 get over herself and she needs 2 do it NOW! [No. D:<]

Rachel looks like she was born with that hat on and a cigar in her hand...

Rachel says, "Last night she texted me and says, ‘I thank you for being such a great friend. Tell the people at Kendrick that I won't be back...probably.’" [I'm so dramatic.... :laugh: ]

Rachel wants a cracker. [Sometimes I like to pretend I'm various household pets.... It really helps me release the day in a positive way.]

While I'm not a fan of patchwork prints on dresses, Rachel does make it look sexy on her.

Poor Rachel hates rollercoasters, but as part of her new job on GMTV she has to ride on the new ride at Blackpool live on TV!

Rachel asks Eddie to stay, but he can't get over the blackmail. [Again, my life is full of drama....]

Wow, Rachel goes to Washington! Congratulations Rachel!

"Rachel likes Frosty because "it's not scary, and it's got pretty colors." [I really like the pretty colors. :D]

Rachel eats like a big Girl. [It's about time! I've been working on this for 20 years. D:>]

I usually loves everything Rachel wears / carries, but this bag is one hot mess. It looks like it'd hurt if I brushed up against it accidently.

Rachel was arrested for possession of a small amount of marijuana and taken to a hospital because she appeared high. (this story ended with the girl dying of a heroine overdose) [Wait, I died? What kind of time warp is this? OH SHI-]

[azelismia]

Oh boy! I win the prize. I was an accomplished sailor and not arrested for anything..

Felons!

[ChrisM]

OKAY U FUCKS NOBODY CARES WHAT TREY LOOKS LIKE


hahahahhahhahahhahahahhahahahhahaa.


1. "Chris needs to give me cancer" [:stunned:]
2. "hahahaha chris looks like a creep"
3. "Chris Says Anything But 'No'."
4. "Chris wants to be adored and worshipped like the royalty he feels he is." [;)]
5. "Chris Does Loans"
6. "Chris Hates Freedom." [:thinking:]
7. "Chris asks another obscure question"
8. "Chris goes back to junior high school..." [CRAP!]
9. "Chris likes it up the a$$" [Ouch!]
10. "Chris eats lemon."
11. "Chris wears fake prada's."
12. "Chris was arrested for drunk driving." [:drunk:]

[curiousjane]

^adoring your royalty as you deserve, sire^

;)

[Synamon]

Oh boy! I win the prize. I was an accomplished sailor and not arrested for anything..

Felons!

Don't forget about the porn. ;)

OMG the comments by people on their own wacky matches make these so funny.

[ssrprotege]

Using my pseudonym I had to invent a few weeks ago....

Javier needs more Valium. :thinking:
Javier looks like a Samoa and finds it impossible to follow directions.
Javier says: May 11, 2008 3:01 PM. Status was changed to LAWL LAWL LAWL ! :huh:
Javier wants to stay a Red [...]
Javier does not play around
Javier hates waking up in the morning ;D
At Dean and Deluca, Javier asks Elena if she knows any other single gay men. [?!]
Basically, Javier goes into the differences between open source today and open source 10 years ago.
Javier likes to s[i]ng by Angelina Danielle. (Who is she?)
Javier eats camera. (Was a song title, so I edited a bit to make it a sentence. And the result is 'ouch.')
Javier wears many hats -- he is a developer, analyst, designer, production supporter and technical lead. [nice!]
Javier was arrested for murder. [OK, now that I am released, who will be my next victim?]

[Mozzes]

Justin was arrested for the sale and distribution of magic space rock and grossly breaching the peace.

Most of mine were quite pedestrian and had to do with celeb news since I (unfortunately it seems) share a first name with Justin Timberlake, but I did like that one.

[Synamon]

Using my pseudonym I had to invent a few weeks ago....


So why exactly did you need a pseudonym??? :suspicious:

Justin was arrested for the sale and distribution of magic space rock and grossly breaching the peace.


Magic space rock? Gimme some of that. :p

[azelismia]

Don't forget about the porn. ;)

OMG the comments by people on their own wacky matches make these so funny.


Eh I am still winning though. only person here not arrested yet. Woohoo!!

[Moriarty]

Dave needs a kidney. (wow)

Dave looks like he's squeezing out a fart. (It really said that!)

I can't seem to get rid of a thing that says "Dave". (Neither can I, but don't tell her I said that.)

Dave wants a family of four-and-a-half. (counting the dog, sure)

The Dave Does Web series chronicles all the latest culinary trends and hot eateries in New York City and other parts of the country. (snicker)

Dave hates you. (Believe it!)

Dave asks which of the free services provided by Yahoo and SourceForge could be commercialized. (meh)

Dave goes nutz. (plausible)

Horny Dave likes to be watched!!!! (I LOL'd IRL)

Dave eats peoples' food. (Cheap bastard)

Dave wears the velcro suit. (I used to be a stripper)

Dave was arrested for possession and under the influence of methamphetamine. (Ok, a junkie stripper)

[punkyplatypus]

Angel Needs a Ride
Angel looks like a dork with a pot belly and a funny hair cut
Angel says he's a man of integrity and believes the truth will come out in the end
Angel Wants to Play
Angel does not get my vote, but I am not going to burn her up in cyberspace just to make a silly point
Angel Hates Meeces...To pieces
Angel asks what the word “gone” really means, noting that in the world of Buffy and Angel, people don’t always stay dead.
Angel Goes Home: A Heavenly Tale of Adoption
Angel Likes a Hairy Bush on His Face
Angel eats his mouse
Angel Wears Gucci
Angel was arrested for possession of a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia, felon in possession of a firearm and possession of a defaced firearm.


I only chose answers that used the name, though they were mostly Angel from [I]Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Criss Angel. That was fun :cheesy:

[azelismia]

Dave needs a kidney. (wow)

Dave looks like he's squeezing out a fart. (It really said that!)

I can't seem to get rid of a thing that says "Dave". (Neither can I, but don't tell her I said that.)

Dave wants a family of four-and-a-half. (counting the dog, sure)

The Dave Does Web series chronicles all the latest culinary trends and hot eateries in New York City and other parts of the country. (snicker)

Dave hates you. (Believe it!)

Dave asks which of the free services provided by Yahoo and SourceForge could be commercialized. (meh)

Dave goes nutz. (plausible)

Horny Dave likes to be watched!!!! (I LOL'd IRL)

Dave eats peoples' food. (Cheap bastard)

Dave wears the velcro suit. (I used to be a stripper)

Dave was arrested for possession and under the influence of methamphetamine. (Ok, a junkie stripper)


You know if someone had asked me these questions about you, I think it's exactly how I would have answered. I thought to myself just the other day. I bet moriarty has a closet full of velcro suits.

[Moriarty]

You know if someone had asked me these questions about you, I think it's exactly how I would have answered. I thought to myself just the other day. I bet moriarty has a closet full of velcro suits.

They're not just for dancing! I have a special one that I wear so's I can adhere to my velcro ceiling.

[tp6626]

Tom Needs to Worry More About Staying Out of the Big House than Staying in the House of Representatives

Tom looks like hes gonna molest jen [Worryingly I had to check this link out seeing as I had a recent holiday with friends including a Jen, and thought my mates had been posting drunken pics!]

Tom says sorry for drugs jibe [Drugs are baaaad...]

Tom wants some fucking cash for all his hard goddam work [Hell yeah]

Tom does my hair dot com [Suits you, Sir!]

Tom Hates the Environment. [It's not true, honest, I've won prizes for sustainable engineering!]

Tom asks: What do you mean by 'design' ? Design is art people buy [Appropriate as I'm a designer of sorts]

Tom Goes to the Mayor [I don't ask for help, this must be someone else]

Tom likes to visit the zoo. [Yep, anyone wanna come?]

Thus, "Tom eats an apple," "Tom eats the apple," "If Tom were not full, he would eat the apple," and "Will Tom eat an apple?" [Not that keen on apples actually - prefer berries]

[Dong...] Tom Wears Graduate Student in NCSU Department of Mathematics [sounds like bizarre headline]

Peeping Tom Arrested for Watching Women Shower [Well, why not? Least its not men]

Hi, my [I]real names Tom! :)

[bladeserver]

Womanizer Mick needs help (O.K. I DID go to school at Mick Jaggers university but I swear that's as accurate as it gets. Honestly.).

Mick looks a bit green today (thats been true all darn week).

Mick says there's no stones rift (No rft in my stones either)

Mick wants to buy Lafferty (what will I do with him??)

Mick does the Samba (Synamon can vouch for this ;) )

Mick hates hates hates 2001 (didn't much like 2002 either)

Mick asks why they want her found. To hang out with Lafferty?

Mick goes to Italy (I DON'T think so)

Mick likes his O.J. (absolutely no comment)

Mick eats his words (daily)

Mick wears a flashy blue satin shirt (Naa wouldn't go with my flip flops)

Mick was arrested for punching a paparazzi at the airport ( I hate how they constantly harass me. Sigh.)

When I came to the US I was renamed Mike but I'm really Mick.

[ssrprotege]

So why exactly did you need a pseudonym??? :suspicious:


I didn't want to reveal my true name when I submitted my made-up words to Urban Dictionary.

[Szarra]

Kirsten needs to start getting dirty, maybe. (Ok. Perhaps.)


kirsten looks like the walking dead. (and feels like it atm.)

Kirsten says Indians will tackle Australian spinners effectively. (That's right!...um...what?!?)

Kirsten wants to see concrete, tangible results for her efforts. (Darn skippy I do!)

Kirsten does it again... (Did not! I was framed! The check is in the mail!)

Kirsten hates resentment. (I'm not even going to touch that one.)

Kirsten asks for help. (Occasionally.)

Kirsten Goes for Sexy Not Sleazy. (Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.)

Kirsten likes messed up teeth. (No, not really. Although a slightly crooked tooth can be endearing.)

Kirsten Eats While Orlando Sneaks. (Curse you Orlando!)

Kirsten wears sweats and Jake is gay? (Yes I do. Jake is on his own for this one.)

Kirsten was arrested for driving under the influence. (Was not! Well, maybe. Where am I?)

[mkay]

Needs an alibi. (Untrue. I always have one at the ready.)
Looks like just the sort of roommate I’d want to have. (I always fake 'em out and kill them in their sleep.)
Says Yes! (Heck, yeah.)
Wants cake. (Who doesn’t?)
Does polar bear swim at Coney Island. (Not even for cake.)
Hates Ole Miss. (Damn, my secret is out.)
Asks the monster. (Everyone has to have her own Dick Cheney.)
Goes for a walk with her new doll. (My new anatomically correct doll!)
Likes to swim. (Yawn.)
Eats iPod. (Burp.)
Wears a babushka. (And boy, do I know how to work it or what?)
Has been arrested for three felonies and 75 misdemeanors, including 19 prostitution busts. (What can I say? I don't believe in free love.)

[curiousjane]

What's up with all the electronics eating? Cameras, iPods ... sheesh.

[mkay]

What's up with all the electronics eating? Cameras, iPods ... sheesh.

My name was a pet's name. Maybe the same for others?

[Erika Redmark]

•Claire Needs a Visit to the Bunny Planet by Peter Balestrieri.
•Right, there was this bulletin thing where you put your name into google followed by looks like, i.e "claire looks like" and you see what you get. [LMAO]
•Claire says: The baby alarm is pretty rubbish.
•Liz is marching ahead, her blistering irritation so obvious that Claire wants to laugh.
•Jessica Claire Does It Again!
•Listen to the full-length version of Claire Hates Me by Lilys and read the lyrics on Rhapsody Online.
•Claire asks Sun to take care of Aaron while she is away.
•Claire goes swimming.
•Claire likes to chew on her clothes, and although bodysuits help prevent her…
•claire eats the camera.
•Claire wears out 3 babysitters.
•Claire was arrested for Operating While Intoxicated and Possession of a Controlled Substance.

[ssrprotege]

•Claire Needs a Visit to the Bunny Planet by Peter Balestrieri.
•Right, there was this bulletin thing where you put your name into google followed by looks like, i.e "claire looks like" and you see what you get. [LMAO]
•Claire says: The baby alarm is pretty rubbish.
•Liz is marching ahead, her blistering irritation so obvious that Claire wants to laugh.
•Jessica Claire Does It Again!
•Listen to the full-length version of Claire Hates Me by Lilys and read the lyrics on Rhapsody Online.
•Claire asks Sun to take care of Aaron while she is away.
•Claire goes swimming.
•Claire likes to chew on her clothes, and although bodysuits help prevent her…
•claire eats the camera.
•Claire wears out 3 babysitters.
•Claire was arrested for Operating While Intoxicated and Possession of a Controlled Substance.

Is this your real name? I thought your name was Erika, as suggested in your username...

[Erika Redmark]

Nope, Erika's a video game character (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.). =D

[xwalka]

Peter needs to save Dumbledore. -Well no one else is gonna do it.
Peter looks like a hippy. -When he's been lost in the woods for a week.
Peter says with most machines, if you do 'what it says on the packet' everything will be OK. -Make sure you know what it's talking about when it says "insert here."
Peter wants to put his fist where Toney's mouth is. -I'll show him who's the boss.
Peter does Roller Coasters. -Ya' damn straight I do.
Peter hates the Godfather video. -It's a lie; a filthy lie!
Peter asks for a tag by The Man. -Ummmm, I'm "it"...? Please mean freeze tag.
Peter goes to War For 'Valkyrie'. -The card game right?
Peter likes men. -Well, I suppose I don't dislike them...but not in that way..."Tag, you're it."
Peter eats the supernal onion. -Well, god wasn't gonna eat it; waste not want not.
Peter wears a tunic of jay feathers and maple leaves, rather than his summertime garb. -It is after labor day right?
Peter was arrested for taking "immoral liberties" with girl, 14. -She said she was 21. She even had a fake ID; I swear.

[emanon]

What's up with all the electronics eating? Cameras, iPods ... sheesh.

I'm still trying to figure out how anyone ate an airplane. I just re-Googled to find it and now Sarah eats pizza.

[curiousjane]

Haha!

Well, I do remember reading about this guy who ate an airplane ... he was in the Guinness Book of World Records.

[rewhu]

*takes enormous gulp*

*prepares to use real name*

*tries first entry*

*instantly goes into shut down mode*

[Elfrun]

Oww, c'mon be brave... We already know your address, social security number and hat size... what's in a name? ;)

[rewhu]

LOL. Alright, I'll think about...

*furrows brow*

*taps temple*

*rubs head and belly at the same time*

[AJB]

Aaron needs to learn how to count. <1, 2, er uh hmmmm>
Aaron looks like one of the guys that makes you laugh until your tummy is in stitches.
Aaron says he still considers himself the home-run king. <He is so self absorbed>
Aaron wants to know where the chocolate eggs are. <Lunch is over, where's desert>
Aaron does a dance and begs God for wisdom and guidance. <Yep I'm a theist>
Aaron hates wearing vests. <Except sweater vests -- they're awesome>
Aaron asks the Ninja about the relationship between ninjas and physics.
Aaron Goes to Amsterdam. After waiting for almost 15 years... ^_^
Aaron likes the rain. <It makes everything wet>
Aaron Eats Apple Sauce. <I got the motts!>
Aaron Wears Girls Panties. <I uhh, umm, only when mine are dirty.>
Aaron was arrested for murder in the first degree and tampering with evidence after refusing to speak about the incident. <Oh, yeah, do I have to report this on my job application?>

[AutisticCuckoo]

Tommy needs ... to gain weight <yeah, right>
Tommy looks like ... a slightly portly, swimming pool cleaner <mmkay>
Tommy says ... read The Sydney Grind <say what?>
Tommy wants ... TITS <yes! but someone else's>
Tommy does ... part of the alphabet song <A, B, C, ...>
Tommy hates ... me... <who are you again?>
Tommy asks ... what the Gazette is doing to attract younger readers <sigh>
Tommy goes ... to Mars <why not?>
Tommy likes ... drugs <wrong>
Tommy eats ... a Sandwich <every day>
Tommy wears ... 'the mark of the beast' <damn, you found out, huh?>
Tommy was arrested for ... the murder of Chad Ratliff <I didn't do it, I swear>

[azelismia]

hah! my record STILL holds as the only person not arrested! W00t, I rwawk and you all are incarcerated! HA HA!

[Synamon]

Alisa was an accomplished sailor, winning two Australian National

hah! my record STILL holds as the only person not arrested! W00t, I rwawk and you all are incarcerated! HA HA!

Um... did you notice you typed in "Alisa was" instead of "Alisa was arrested"?

[azelismia]

Um... did you notice you typed in "Alisa was" instead of "Alisa was arrested"?


Shhhhhhhh

[Elfrun]

*prods Azzys bubble*

Alisa was arrested for the murder of her two week old son and the attempted murder of his twin brother on January 18, 2007.

*bubble bursts*

*high fives Synamon* Nice spotting



*Pushes rewhu to the front of the thread* ...we're waiting...

[Synamon]

Welcome to the cell block. Keep your head down.

Cmon rewhu, enquiring minds want to know what you got arrested for.

[Jane]

Of course, for a name which already owns an adjective to itself (Plain Jane), with even a partner to go along with (darling Average Joe), I would expect my name to come under a myriad of abuse.

Jane needs to find an introduction to alcoholism so she can decide what aspect of the disease is most interesting to her. (O.O)
Jane looks like an anemic Nancy Reagan with a touch of Bozo thrown in. Re: joanandjane.com - OMG, Jane looks like an anemic Nancy ... (b-W-h-a-a-aa-t?!!)
Jane says I'm done with Sergio He treats me like a ragdoll. (apparently its a song)
And, even more than she wants affection, Jane wants to write. (Jane Austen deary :D)
Jane Does in the Online Dictionary. Meaning of Jane Does. Pronunciation of Jane Does. Translations of Jane Does
Jane hates Jill, i.e. hates(jane,jill). We also can infer that Jane hates herself, i.e. hates(jane,jane). ...
Jane asks if they are in Ohio, they all burst out laughing
Where Jane Goes Without 'Tarzan' - New York Times
Dave Matthews Band – The Song That Jane Likes – Listen free at Last.fm
Jane eats food cooked by a young Indian woman (*stares*)
Jane Wears the Pants (yeah man!)
Actor Thomas Jane Arrested For DUI (Bastardly, you stole my first name for your last and commited a crime with it?)

[Skylla]

Rosalie needs a permanent family where she would be the only child.

Rosalie looks like a beautiful wax doll in her ribbons and lace. (what can I say?)

Rosalie says: "You need to be good at juggling plates..." (and knives)

Rosalie wants to end everything, and she decides to finally kill Lady de Polignac.

Rosalie does the best number in the film, explaining her agitation with “I’ve a Strange New Rhythm in My Heart.”

Rosalie hates being a vampire. (news to me)

Rosalie asks for Dick as her escort... (not tonight, I'm not in the mood)

Rosalie goes shopping. (mainly to eat, as I hate shopping)

Rosalie likes to keep her own last name. (right on)

Rosalie eats peanut butter. (newsflash)

Rosalie wears a pin with both her sons pictures.

Rosalie was arrested for criminal trespass.

[rewhu]

*peaks around the corner*


I have a fairly important event coming up in a few days. If all goes well I'll be in a really good mood, and I promise to come back in here ready to play ball. Can you guys wait a bit longer?

[Elfrun]

Bah! Had to go and make an appeal that I couldn't resist didn't ya *sigh, hears the words coming out but doesn't like them...* sure thing, we'll be here when you're ready :sulk:

[rewhu]

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Sorry Trinity, but I think I need a little more time. I'm probably being incredibly silly...

[Ian]

Ian needs about $400,000 set aside now to cover his future needs [Aw, Jeez, what am I supposed to do with another 400k?]

When Ian has his hair cut short, I really think he looks like Justin Timberlake [Who doesn’t? So, who does Justin Timberlake look like when he has his hair cut short?]

You say goodbye, Ian says hello [errrm, hello]

Given that Ian wants to retain an involvement in football after his playing days are over, it comes as a surprise to find that his love for the game came…. [My playing days are over! This is all so sudden]

Ian does us proud. Ian Davis has been participating in the 1st Korean Prime Minister Cup International Baduk Championship in Seoul, [ Whoa, Baduk! What’s Baduk? Don't answer, really not interested]

Ian [Hates What WoW Does to People] with pictures, videos, personal blog, interests, information about me and more [ Don’t you just hate what WoW does to people and stuff?]

Ian asks Pat about Steven in January this year, after her ... [.. and it was all true]

Jane's frantic when Ian goes missing. Phil accuses Minty of causing the accident, and tries to deny his part in Ian's disappearance. ... [Jane, chill, babe! Don’t deny it Phil…. and Minty? Guilty as Hell!]

Ian likes my shoes [Yes, got to admit it, they are pretty damn fine]

The incident that provoked the most ridicule and offence in equal measures was the incident where Ian eats the baby. [OK, smart ass, which wine would you have chosen to accompany boil-in-the-bag baby?]

Ian Wears Dior [Albert Dior, what a guy! Wouldn't be seen in anything else]

Ian Hunter of Sacred Herb Arrested for a Gram [Hmm, I see]

[Beery Swine]

My name is a bit uncommon, so I usually couldn't go with the first result, plus my name was rarely the first name of the person.

[my name] needs to get out more. 1st result (Well. No shit.)
[my name] manages to make himself look like an even bigger ass. 3rd result (Have they seen me dancing after a shower?)
[my name] says Clemens' former trainer "truthful" about steroids. 3rd (he wanted calves big enough to hop like a kangaroo, I said he was crazy)
[my name] wants Joints Chief Chairman To Give An Iraq Pull-Out Date For Troops. 3rd (take it from me guys: the "pull-out" method does BOT work)
[my name] does Riverdance (Feet of Flames). 2nd (Want a little Irish in ya?)
[my name] hates modern music. 1st (totally)
[my name] asks the President to investigate a Fatal Affray in West Virginia. 4th (I got nothing)
[my name] goes to Washington, to defend VCs from new tax. 4th (damn, I'm political)
[my name] likes fat actresses. 3rd (baby got back)
[my name] eats, drinks, and sleeps AMC. 5th (As if. That channel's a shell of it's former shell of it's former self)
[my name] wears the same jersey number (83) as Barkum did during his years with the Jets. 4th (What can I say? I'm partial to primes.)
[my name] was arrested for possession of child pornography. 1st ...for solicitation of a minor. 2nd ...for child rape. 3rd (somebody stop me, I can't control myself!)

[Terian]

Hendrik needs some cheering up and a girls gone wild nite with some hot men :) [Uh....]

Hendrik looks like a kid! [I am sexy. Be nice.]

Hendrik says nothing. [Guess they haven't met the right Hendrik.]

Hendrik wants a second wife, and why not? [Yeah, what's holding me back?]

And yes, Hendrik does read the reviews about his levels and in fact considers constructive criticism. [Gotta love those level reviews.]

Hendrik hates that his very best friends can't come to school anymore and that their former classmates are turning against them only because of their beliefs. [I really don't have anything witty to say...]

In a side-note Hendrik asks for heavy goods for a winter coat because it is so cold in America. [It is not cold in America. Ever... Liar.]

This is Hendrik Goes's public search listing on Facebook. [Ha!]

I hope Hendrik likes these because he HATES having his picture taken. [Not true. I actually enjoy getting my picture taken most of the time.]

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Google failed on this one.

Jack Russell terrier crossbreed Hendrik wears special dog glasses as he enjoys a ride through Berlin. [In Soviet Russia, you apparently have the option of wearing dog glasses.]

Hendrik was arrested for being a neo-Nazi, and he also is a fugitive murderer. [Crap! My secret is out!]

[PortInStorm]

[QUOTE=ElstonGunn;119763]
"Elston eats a donut doing his best Bob & Doug McKenzie impersonation." [I don't know who those are, but if I'm getting a donut out of thus, it sounds like a good deal to me.]

QUOTE]

Ah, only the two most famous dingbat Canadian icons.
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[Wapiti]

I suddenly feel like watching Strange Brew.

[TheLastMohican]

I need a home.


Will work for it, too.


I look like me!


That is what makes me unique.


I say that the notion that a stack provider should be a user's sole support connection most likely originated with small, newly formed companies that lacked the internal resources to address technical software issues.


Take it from the expert.


I want candy for my birfday...pweaze!


I clearly didn't get enough last year.


I do shapes and numbers on Flickr.


I was going to do colors too, but...meh.


I hate Bob because Bob flies the United States flag on the 4th of July
and is therefore representative of everything I now hate.


Hey, if I'm going to hate the guy, I'm going to hate him.


I ask her, "Are you okay, Nola? You look like you've just seen a ghost."


It took a while before I figured out that I was that ghost.


I go to work!


I'm an industrious citizen! Let the nation be grateful!


I like to throw grass at me.


Thing is, I always miss.


I eat solid foodz for the first time.


I'd had enough of the mashed peas.


I wear glasses (and have since I was 4 months old).


I heard that they make you look smarter, so why not?


I, a member of the neo-Nazi group Aryan Nations, was arrested in Longview, Washington, for allegedly shooting at police officers during a standoff at my home.


I was wondering how I got on the Aryan Nations mailing list.





TheLastMohican added to this post, 1 minutes and 26 seconds later...

Hendrik was arrested for being a neo-Nazi, and he also is a fugitive murderer. [Crap! My secret is out!]

Hey, an Aryan brother! Except it sounds like he's a better shot than I am.

[JessicaHavenLea]

Jessica needs coffee
Jessica looks like "a fcking hooker" (I'm hurt)
Jessica says "shh" (shut up is more effective)
Jessica wants "one night stands to experiment with sex" (I would never)
Jessica does Tyra (the show not a girl)
Jessica hates soggy waffles (prefer them that way)
Jessica asks "for improvements to rail franchise" (what?)
Jessica goes "skinny" (I am on a diet...so...sure)
Jessica likes "it rough" ( no I don't. I'm tender)
Jessica eats "buffalo" (prefer chicken)
Jessica wears "the unitard" (no...jeans are my savior)
Jessica was arrested for "biting her sister's arm during a fight" (uhh...no)

[Deadgod]

I need... a forever family
I look like... an overripe tomato a child is trying to squeeze
I say... scientists and doctors believed that the brain began an inexorable downward spiral
I want... to exclude internet and location data, and to introduce a sunset
I do...my pre-match stretching!
I hate... the fascist influences I notice in Spanish life
I ask... companies if they have a baby boomer strategy
I go... on trial
I eat... it
I wear... short cropped double-breasted jackets with confidence
I was arrested for...extorting money

Yeah, I did the best I could. I probably did it wrong.

[faedra]

Just one L: What Michele needs [Okay, quite tame.]

Shocked Michelle - Looks Like Mona Lisa Smells Like Tuna Fish LYRICS [*sniffs under armpit*, *indignant sputters of protest*]

PVI-Sidwell Friends School Collaborative Program: Michele says Hello [*waves*]

ClipShack - Michele wants a demo! [Of?! Thou has offended my delicate sensibilities!]

Michèle does a Headstand | PolarTREC [Oh, I wish.]

Story: WWE Diva Not Just A Pretty Face ..5.. | Get More Stories at ...
Michele Hates You But Maybe She Will Forgive You Who Knownd Find Out Next Time [So stay tuned, folks!]

~~RWTTD: Michele asks: Bath or Shower? [Shower, thanks. I drowned a spider in the bath yesterday.]

YouTube - Michele Goes Crazy [What else is new?]

Cootie Girl: Cootie Girl likes to .... Michele likes to TOO [Who doesn't? ;D]

YouTube - michele eats nikkis hair LOL [See, another reason to go vegan.]

Chrisette Michele wears Tous | Shop Talk | ajc.com [Fascinatinggg :rolleyes:]

What Was Arrested For? - Page 2 - UKDynasty21 Jan 2008 ... Michele was arrested for drunken driving and reckless endangerment and later pleaded no contest, according to court records. ... [Aw, darn, so the cat's out of the bag.]

[Nikita]

Nikita needs to enter a club with loud music to acquire a target.
Nikita looks like one of those girls who bites you HARD on the shoulder, gives you a hickie on your neck that keeps you off work, and pins you down and won’t let you up, even when you try to escape. (LOL!)
Nikita smells like vanilla.
Nikita says to Michael, "Do you want my opinion or my blind obedience?"
Nikita wants to tread a different path.
Nikita does not have any Contacts at this time.
Nikita hates that he is hitting on her.
Nikita asks in a firm, but not loud voice. "Have you two... ah... fellatio?
Nikita goes to War!
Nikita eats turnbuckle on a monkey flip attempt.
Nikita wears them all.
Nikita was a renegade teenage girl who got set up.

[Sean O]

Sean needs five cakes.
Sean looks like a winner.
Sean smells like poo. (Damn, they started out so well :()
Britney says Sean says "F" word, didn't learn it from her.
Sean wants revenge.
Sean does a dance.
Sean hates being conditioned.
Sean asks Tanya about if she had never met Max.
Sean goes to Guiyang, China.
Sean eats his peas.
Sean wears baby blue underwear!
Even as an unknown, Sean was still a draw.

That was pretty amusing, actually. ;)

[dalidaisy]

Sheri needs to find out why she's being contacted by a collection agency.
Sheri looks like a model.
Sheri smells like the rain.
Sheri says Goodbye.
Sheri wants to keep playing.
Sheri does Grand Master Flash rap.
Sheri hates the Spice Girls.
Sheri asks for $100 deposit, with balance due upon completion.
Sheri goes spinning on.
Sheri likes the pasta or vegetarian type of meal.
Sheri eats lizard on South Padre Island.
Sheri wears many hats.
Sheri was arrested for scratching the word “BITCH” on her son’s forehead.

LOL! This is great...

[LionsPride]

I have a gender specific name, so I used Lions instead :). I also kept the football references to a minimum, unless they were funny.


Lions needs to look down the road
Lions looks like a tiger with a mane
Lions smells kind of like the dumpster behind a fish packing plant [what, is that a bad thing?]
Lions, said he'd miss Ackles' storytelling and his loyal friendship
Lions wants to shoot him [Apparently I don't miss him that much...]
Lions does not suck [I can attest to that ;)]
Lions hates winning
Lions asks, "Smell that?"
Lions goes into the flood
Lion likes their looks, so when a hunter passes, he stands up and eats up the hunter, red cap and all. [That would explain the indigestion]
Lions eats captive eagle
Lions wears out its welcome [I hope not! Was it something I ate?]
Lions Was Really a Monster [hey, if the shoe fits...]

:laugh:

[rwyatt365]

Roger Wants To Strengthen Infrastructure

Roger thinks pink

Roger fits in the colorful background more than all right

Roger digs a hole in his backyard to bury the decapitated body of Sandy/demon

Roger nods as walks back into the house

Roger scratches a file back and forth through the top of his head onto his brain

Roger ate it and found it yummy

[idem]

Hannah needs some alone time. (Yes, actually.)

Hannah looks like a train wreck. (Thanks.)

Hannah says a big thank you to everyone.

Hannah wants to grow her own fuel from sunflowers. (That would be
pretty cool, I have to admit.)

Hannah does music.

Hannah hates cake.

Hannah asks a question. (What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?)

Hannah goes to hell. (Uh oh...)

Hannah likes lemons.

Hannah eats the world. (Mwahaha!)

Hannah wears a hat. (A winter hat, actully. It snowed today.)

Hannah was arrested for cat fishing out of season. (It doesn't matter. I already ate the whole world, anyway.)

[auriga vega]

Vega needs to avoid injuries (already am!)
Vega looks like a dude (What?? NOT TRUE!! :veryangry:)
Vega says, 'Print Print Email Email Bookmark Bookmark Save Save to my profile..." (??)
Vega wants to be Your Lap Dog (uhh.....)
Vega does not sell, rent or lease its customer lists to third parties.
Vega hates projectile deflection.
Vega asks for Chapter 11 from Toledo Business Journal in Business provided free by Find Articles.
Vega goes solo again (1990), but this time releases indie albums. (hahaha...)
Vega likes kechup & Ron Paul books (I don't like ketchup and I don't know who Ron Paul is)
Vega eats organic vegan home cooking (Originally says vegan eats... couldn't find vega eats...)
Vega wears purple and yellow ceremonial trousers, a red sash, loafers, and white leggings of a matador, suggesting the involvement with bullfighting. (:wreck: I don't bullfight!)
Vega was arrested for painting a big fish jumping from a large fishbowl into a small glass on the side of a Bronx warehouse. :laugh:

[Santana28]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Heather Needs two therapists (or "Men...Now!")

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Heather looks like a drag-queen Michael Jackson impersonator

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Heather says DONT DO IT

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Heather wants to grab his booty!

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Heather does Sasquatch Hunters

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Heather Hates Tampons (side note: apparently "Heather Hates" is the name of a band, i had to sift through 2 pages of band notes to find a legitimate sentence)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Heather asks "what do we do now hunny?" Ben replies "we get married!"

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Heather goes to Hollywood

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Heather likes...anal. LOL, WOW.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Heather eats almond butter.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Heather wears Nikes.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Heather was arrested for felony dui of drugs after a collision with a bicycle.

(another side note - i kept getting all the recent Heather Locklear arrest stories :(

[le Duc]

Quite amusing. I learned much:

Le Duc needs to improve his jumping to stand a chance for stable who are on good form. (Oh yeah. Definitely.)

Le Duc looks like the kind of prosperous, bourgeois restaurant that’s never had an identity crisis or a bad night.

Le Duc says deep down, North Carolina’s clay soil is probably still powder...

M. le Duc wants a door controller like yours. He wants one for his portcullis.

Le Duc does precisely what his title promises, giving a full and detailed account of the Spanish lyric theatre movement in the twenty years leading up to...

Monsieur le Duc hates the crazy Duchesse and falls in chaste love with Henriette. (Goodness me, I never thought google would find my past. Oh well, if google has it, I might as well post it here, too.)

Le Duc asks "Will it be Grandmaterfamilias now?" Le Duc asks "Is there a Turkish art?" Le Duc asks "Why this haste?" Le Duc asks "Will those who reproach the Benedictines with their immense riches, their preponderance, their spirit of..." (Le Duc is apparently full of questions today. Let's move along, shall we?)

Le Duc goes on to propose several composite designs, employing masonry for the wall shell and iron for the supports and roof structure.

Sometimes Duc likes to go to malls. (:suspicious:How do they know this stuff?)

Le Duc eat no more honey...

The Duc wears a tuxedo and opera cape.

Duc was arrested for driving a car from which a gun was shot. (Rumor is the gun landed safely and was unhurt.)

[luna]

How many bikinis Rachel needs (zero!)

Rachel looks like she was born with that hat on and a cigar in her hand (can't argue with that)

Strictly survivor Rachel says she's determined to get to the final... and the dancing is doing wonders for her figure (I don't dance)

Rachel Wants a cracker (you can just take it from Polly)

Stupid Things Rachel Does (you can't possibly fit that on one page)

Rachel hates eyedrops (that's true)

Rachel Asks a Favor (that's not so true)

Rachel goes to kindergarten (yay)

Rachael likes to ask questions that prod us into a fight (Who is us?)

Rachel eats balut (ewww)

Rachel Wears is on Facebook (but I am not)

Rachel was arrested for singing a song about never forgetting the thousands who have died for democracy in Burma (interesting)

double victory already googled Rachel but I only found a few results that were the same

[EdmontonAspie]

[my name] needs...your support now!

[my name] looks like a middle-aged car salesman

[my name] says he's going to encourage President-elect Barack Obama to consider increasing federal funding for transportation

[my name] wants to exempt State Police from budget cuts

[my name] does the news

[my name] hates himself

[my name] asks why

[my name] goes crazy again

[my name] likes Dior, and Marks and Spencer

[my name] eats a lemon

[my name] wears the crown

[my name] was arrested for child molestation (no @#$#! way.)

[rara avis]

RARA Needs to get BUSY. (Always true in one way or another...)

Rara looks like Queen Cleopatra trying to eat a chocolate cup cake! (Extremely figuratively... maybe?)

Rara says “we always forage around the house for good sounds..." (To shut them off. Rara is not a fan of sounds, generally.)

rara wants to talk! (More likely to write.)

RARA does not yet seem to exist. (True, true. Sad.)

Rara Hates AIM (Yeah, since everybody complains I'm too slow on it.)

Rara asks, libur apa? (And speaks Indonesian! What holiday?)

Rara goes RAWR! Beware! (seriously.)

rara eats a highly diluted plant material such as lettuce. (Not so much with the diluted lettuce, no.)

Rara wears short shorts! (Hmmaybe.)

Rara was arrested for dope on her hospital/death bed. (But miraculously recovered and beat the rap. Or is currently surfing from federal prison. Wouldn't you like to know.)

[Harmony]

Kim needs to Take Off the Gloves. (Apparently, I'm ready to scrap!)
Kim looks like Pebbles. (As in from Flintstones?)
Kim says Nintendo Shows Microsoft What It Needs to Do (Heh, it would deal with computer/gaming stuff)
Kim wants to Be Your Roomie. (I really do!)
Kim does NOT Know the Rules. (I thought those were made to be broken?)
Kim hates LIARS, MAKE THEM ALL SUFFER!!! (Fitting for my morning mood)
Kim asks EU to Help Defuse Nuke Crisis. (Didn't know I had so much power did ya?)
Kim goes wild. (Videos going on sale soon!)
Kim likesto think she can get away with most things because of her looks. (Do not!!! =( Now my feelings are.... wait, what feelings?)
Kim eats cake. (nom nom nom)
Kim wears short shorts. (guilty as charged)
Kim was arrested for kitten juggling (What the hell!?)

[Stormy]

JP needs a reason to rant. [But at times I do so without one]
JP looks like a completely different player [...]
JP says goodbye to the University of Dayton [hmm, never been there]
"JP Wants You!" [of course I do! :)]
JP does his robot voice at the end of the scene [I'vE bEeN wOrKiNg On It]
JP hates my favourite players [I never did like baseball]
JP asks Craig to keep his distance. [damn creepers...]
JP Goes State-of-the-Art With: New Telephone System [much better than smoke signs]
JP likes to walk on his hind legs when offered a treat above his nose [Little did I know that I'm a male dog]
JP EATS GROUND [mmm...mud pies are my favorite]
JP wears a skirt [apparently they have a video too]
JP was arrested in Argentina on criminal charges in connection with the alleged embezzlement of nearly $5.4 million. [And I would have gotten away too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!]

[Rudy]

Rudy needs a home. [True!]
Rudy looks like quite the little punk with his crew cut and bright shirt on. [Probably true!]
No matter what the question is, Rudy says 9/11. [9/11!]
Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
Rudy Does Atlanta: Or Was That Obama? [No, that was me.]
Rudy Hates Pot Smokers (Especially Black and Brown Ones) More Than He Likes Effective Policing. [Damn those black and brown pot smokers! They need to take a bath!]
Rudy Asks Staff To Work Without Pay [Every day. They always say no.]
Rudy goes to church. [Not since I was 16]
Rudy Likes Janice Rogers Brown--Well Whaddaya Know! [Oh, I [B]more than like her]
My Rudy eats carpet????? [Whenever I can]
Rudy wears many faces in TV stint. [Hmm. Just the one I think. Unless they're referring to the bondage mask...]
Rudy was arrested for alleged being under the influence of a controlled substance. [I think whoever wrote that sentence was under the influence.]

[altoid]

1. I need a cold shower. [class wasn't THAT fun...]

2. I look like f*ckin nicole richie in this picture [Eep! I should eat a cheeseburger]

3. I say: "No negative outcome expected from Second Chamber." [I don't know *what* I'm talking about]

4. I want chocolate. [Dark, please!]

5. I do Saturday Night Live [Prepare for record low ratings, NBC :p]

6. I hate you :evil:

7. I ask about age and productivity. [Important things to know when gathering your minions]

8. I went down to Georgia. [♫ Looking for a soul to steal? ♫]

9. I like to smell colleen's armpits [How did they know?!]

10. I ate your moose! [If only you hadn't been so slow with the cheeseburger...]

11. I wear a bra and shoes sometimes. [True.]

12. I got arrested for sexual relations with an underage former student. [Woah, what? :stunned:]

[daydreamer]

I need to stop advising Obama
I look like a pro
I say 'no'
I want to put a windfall profits tax on your retirement and give it to illegals and non working people to equalize the wealth of all people...
I do disco !
I hate the camera
I ask children to demonstrate how to make a puppet
I go to Rio
I eat poop
I wear white in Baden-Baden
I was arrested for relationships with a 14 yo

[llBradll]

Every single one was about Brad Pitt lol

[ranwayslo]

...Needs Our Help. [Not wants, but needs.]

...looks like the sort of contraption some folks would refer to as a "Deadhead's Brainbasher. [Oddly, I think this might be accurate.]

...is prone to swearing and screaming at his subjects. [Google stop spying on me!]

...wants $2 for these. [If you know what I mean ;-0]

...does a good job of faking it. [o.O]

...Hates Men in Skinny Jeans. [...]

...asks sheriff for help.
<.<
>.>
O.O

Here's Where ... Goes Berserk. [Google stop spying now!]

...likes a long berry season, and the dozen plants he has give him berries from late April into July. [Homer Simpson mode: "berry pies (unintelligible moaning) drools"]

...eats copius amounts of pasta to maintain his Young ...esque physique. [Spying!]

...wears his hair in a mullet. [umm...] ((goes to get a haircut))

...was arrested yesterday for possession of six pounds of cannabis. [heh, see copius amounts of pasta]

[Reganon]

Reganon needs ideas. (fair enough)
Reganon looks like a monkey. (wth?)
Reganon says "I just like playing with my food"
Reganon wants you to join the mob.
Reganon does not speak English and is a liar.
Reganon hates me.
Reganon asks for volunteers.
Reganon eats a live quail.
Reganon wears golf shoes.
Reganon was arrested for polygamy.

[simplisticjoy]

Vicki needs to realize that dogs are not little people in furry costumes (for sure!)
Vicki looks like she's winning but I swear she is about to have her top torn off. (umm...)
vicki says ... Say yes, don't say no. I'm ready now and I want to go (actually is singing.)
Vicki wants to be a commercial girl (not a Barbie girl?)
Super Vicki does the math for you. (Yay! I want to meet her.)
Vicki hates that she mentioned trains! (them darn things!)
Vicki asks Martin... How fragile are veins and arteries? (oh my! we're going to die.)
Vicki eats, breathes and sleeps worship (too true!)
Vicki wears a bouncy, pleated skirt. (aren't I such a good girl?)
Vicky was arrested for head-butting a Corrie fan. (even Google misspells my name!)

[aperson]

1. I need a cold shower.
2. I look like I'm confused by the bottle and the cup.
3. I say: "I'm sorry, I can't help you". (Because I'm confused by the bottle and the cup)
4. I want recognition as a leader in my sport. (which is obviously not speed cup stacking)
5. I do smile. (as long as you recognise me as a leader in my sport and don't confuse me with bottles and cups)
6. I hate your movie. (too many bottles and cups, aagh!)
7. I ask about age and productivity. (so I can maximise my time as a leader in my sport)
8. I went to Lake Placid ...again. (Aha! My sport must be skiing even though I've never skied a day in my life.)
9. I like to walk in the woods. (At least one of these is true.)
10. I ate an airplane! :yuck:
11. I wear it well. (For having just eaten an airplane especially)
12. Sara and I got arrested for public ugliness, so we were put in the stocks. (I guess I didn't wear it well enough.)

I was disappointed at first as I thought that I wouldn't get to play, but you must have used the .com version, because here is what the .co.uk version had to say.....


Sarah needs a cold shower (Same)
Sarah looks like fuckin nicole richie in this picture (I really don't)
Sarah says "Time Tough. So Hard." (What can I say to that?)
Sarah wants to see the Council Tax scrapped and replaced with a fairer alternative based on a persons ability to pay (I could start a rant, but I better not)
Sarah does not eat humans (WTF?)
Sarah Hates bridges (WTF again, really?)
Sarah asks: What's your best advice for a young designer? (Good question)
SARAH EATS CAKE (I do, sometimes!)
Sarah wears it well... (Same)
Sarah was arrested for attempting to destroy the research headquarters of Cyberdyne System (This was actually posted on another forum playing the same game lol!)


I did actually prefer the 'I', but I couldn't be bothered to change it all!!

[callmemigs]

For this moment: (February 18, 2009 at 7:15 PM, 8+ Time Zone)

- Migs need to review for his Physics Long Test due tomorrow.
- Migs looks like Migs (obviously!).
- Migs says "Procrastination is...a good decision with evil consequences!"
- Migs wants to improve his drawing skills and his Photoshop skills as well (he is still a n00b in these areas, god!).
- Migs does not eat pork meat, that much.
- Migs Hates Backstabbers (yes, I don't want to die unexpectedly!).
- Migs asks: What should I do, stop responding to this thread and review for tomorrow's exams instead or finish what I'm typing right now and just continue posting on threads anyway?
- Migs eats food (come on, don't be so personal! lol)
- Migs wears nothing, metaphorically speaking.
- Migs was arrested for cheating the last Physics Examinations and got a low grade so he definitely wants to have a perfect score in his next Physics Exams due tomorrow because he doesn't want to spoil one of his favorite subjects and that is definitely Physics and Physics are so into concepts and tangible results and at the same time Physics helps him understand nature and why things happen and so on and so forth..................GOTTA REVIEW NOW!!

[Mathnerdkid]

I did this for a person I know because I thought it would yield interesting results:

Chastity needs... money and she targets Ashley to help her get a job.
Chastity looks like... a drunk Brooklyn cab driver after a double shift on New York salary.
Chastity says...I believe that I am worth waiting for.
Chastity wants... to be cuckholded!
Chastity does... indeed reside in the soul as its subject, though its matter is in the body.
Chastity hates... children. [Well, she's the oldest of 9. (Her name is kind of ironic)]
Chastity asks... the good-natured truck driver who has given her a lift and, when rebuffed, provided her with a floor on which to spend the night.
Chastity goes ...out the window [in Thailand]
Chastity likes... to stretch her limits.
Chastity eats... Jordans pussy while she gets f**ked hard. [Strict Safesearch, huh? Bleepation not courtesy of the website.]
Chastity wears... the sweatshirt she got at the thrift store on top of a t-shirt
Chastity was arrested for... public intoxication. [This was the only result! I was surprised, with her track record... (j/k)]

[Merle]

1. "Lady Rowena needs crew"

2. "Rowena looks like a HOT vampiress" - awesome!

3.'"We had implemented a new email program in 2002 and we were blessed with a strong increase in our website sales," Rowena says.'

4."rowena wants to attend training course about ccna in calgary, alberta, Canada."

5. "Rowena does not appear to have argued too vociferously or stridently[...]"

6."Rowena hates writers because she’s an agent. Agents, thinks Rowena, are like vets ."

7. "Rowena asks, "Like untying a knot?" Caenna nods. "Or slicing through it."

8."Rowena Goes Public -- Fiction by S. D. Youngren
Fiction by SD Youngren. "`It's my engagement ring,' Rowena said a bit faintly.""

9."Rowena likes to photograph people in places where they feel comfortable and can be themselves."

10."rowena eats in our lovely dining area"

11. "Rowena wears a Grey hat with Black Felt Band & Pink feather trim."

12. ""Rowena was arrested for" - did not match any documents" - laaaaame

A lot of fiction as the first result, clearly my name is mostly a fictional occurrence.

[The DOCTOR]

Stephen needs a working plan that will be straightforward and easy to implement.
True dat.
Steve looks like he's in pain, but actually he's enjoying himself. Haha! My masochism is evident.
Stephen says he's gay and engaged. Woops!
Stephen wants you to solve this equation. Do it!
Stephen does some business. Always have.
Stephen hates being right sometimes. Never!
Stephen asks congress to suspend ethanol mandate. Dammit, suspend that mandate!
Stephen goes to Harvard. Booyah!
Stephen eats Ghost Ribs. Yummers.
Stephen wears a many-colored dream coat. Delightful for a rainy day.
Stephen was a mixed race slave famous for being one of the lead explorers and guides to the Mammoth Cave in the U.S. state of Kentucky. And they would have never found it without me :curtain:

[Nikita]

(not my name in any form, but it has a certain relevance)
Riley needs to stir it up here.
Riley looks like an elf from here.
Riley says emerging markets are key to 2009 export strategy.
Riley wants Rose Bowl talk squelched.
Riley does darkness.
Riley hates nothing more than people trying to read his emotions.
Riley Asks Citizens to Curse Drought.
Riley Goes Hollywood.
Riley eats pears for the first time.
Riley wears a wakeboard in the pool.
Riley was being an ass.

[Rho1334]

Jonathan needs a haircut!
Jonathan looks like a low-rent version of Duece Bigalo
Jonathan says "There's no one as Irish as Barack Obama"
Jonathan wants to be free !
Jonathan does Selena Gomez! (dont know who she is but i must of rocked)
Jonathan hates his life
Jonathan asks how you doing' (I knoe I'm a flirt)
Jonathan goes funky (I swaer I showered)
Jonathan likes it hard (Hells Bell I do!!!)
Jonathan eats it bad man
Jonathan wears pearl earrings
Jonathan arrested for torture of "Jack" the cat (WTF?)

[Night Runner]

(I don't really feel like sharing my first name, so how about initials instead?)

GL needs... to sell - $3000.
GL looks like... he hasn't missed a beat.
GL says... this is the first visual bolt-tension indicating system that does not require special tools.
GL wants... you to 'dig your job'.
GL does... not suffer fools gladly.
GL hates... me so much I cannot comprehend.
GL asks... caregivers to identify one strategy or change they will try from today's pamphlet(s) before the next session.
GL goes ... under cover.
GL likes... references to guidelines.
GL eats... the contents of the packet.
GL wears... his faith on his sleeve, concerning himself with confession and proper reverence.
GL was arrested... for DWI.

[runoverazebra]

Zebra needs fake titties and then she would be perfect. [False. My chest is quite ample on its own.]
Zebra looks like she's been crying. [False. I'm not even sure that I have functional tear ducts.]
Zebra says she is in love with John Mayer. [False. Everyone knows I've given my heart to Chris Pine.]
Zebra wants to get rough. [Could be true.]
Zebra does Men's Health.
Zebra hates Myspace. [Fact.]
Zebra asks John out as a bet!
Zebra goes hard for soft serve.
Zebra likes pancakes. [Fact.]
Zebra eats a live octopus
Zebra wears her sunglasses at night.
Zebra was arrested for biting her sister's arm in a fight.

[themuzicman]

(Doesn't help when your name fits into "Michael Jackson" and "George Michael"

MiChAeL NeEdS a LiFe WiThOuT CoCk. (Err. no.)
Michael looks like drag queen in one of Pauls porn videos (err. no.)
Michael Says What I've Been Saying All Along.
Michael I Want Your Sex (I haev my own source)
michael does metal miguel arteta miranda. (uh...)
Michael hates wannabe "G"s
Michael Asks Why is a creative adaptation for children of Ellen White's classic The Great Controversy.
Michael goes to Sling Media.
Michael Likes A Good Blowjob
Michael Eats Banana (Real bananas, potassium source)
Michael Wears This? (Yeah, so?)
Michael was arrested for possession of Class C drugs (uh.. no)

[ssrprotege]

This time, with my little avy's name...

At this point HEKATE needs to maintain a focus on current initiatives to demonstrate value to its membership, emphasize efforts to build a formal organization and the size of its membership, including the development of international chapters. (Well?)
Hekate "looks like a mythic analogue to the Kourotrophos of cult"
“I found her,” Hekate says. I wait; finally she continues. “She sent me away. I suppose she had something better to do.” (Who?)
The current goal: learn what Hekate wants from me :laugh: :thumbsup:
Hekate does not "star" in a lot of myths, but one where she does appear points to her role as guide between the worlds.
Hekate hates me. So what's new? (Well? ;D)
Hekate asks Demeter who of the heavenly gods or of mortal men abducted Persephone.
Only Hekate goes to Demeter to tell her what happened and to aid her.
Hekate likes This Lawn is Your Lawn. (:huh:)
Hekate eats babies and I've been sending her my kids when they get to be too much hassle around all my Achaean responsibilities. (Who revealed my secret! :angry:)
Hekate wears the Isiac crescent-moon headdress topped with a lotus blossom, carrying a lighted torch in each hand as the nocturnal goddess who illuminates the pathways of the light.
Hekate was arrested for -> No results shown up, even with the alternate spelling.