Online Party

[Wapiti]

Welcome to the party.

Grab a stool, find a corner and hang out for a while. Feel free to put on whatever music you like.
I'm on the couch taking a nap, chillin out....wake me if this party gets to goin.

[PHS Philip]

Sweet, a party I can actually go to without killing someone!

*removes sanity, places on hanger near door*

What do I do next?

[Lupin]

*knock at the door*

Have brought homemade fruit and oatmeal flapjacks and two litres of cider.......I'm on a budget.

*sits on the beanbag in the corner hoping to observe a bit of party action*

[Homini Lupus]

Uhm, a party... Who writes the manifesto?

[azelismia]

Me!

1. everyone shall wear jeans of a nondescript length. Although, they must reach to the floor but be not touching the floor. they must have no cuffs and the threads must be of uniform length. Otherwise they shall be forced to walk upon rusty nails and eat of the verdant grasses
2. Everyone shall eat of the verdant grasses only and drink of the koolaid well.
3. Anyone who believes Lucy is in the sky. Shall be hung from their belt buckles unless they can cough up the diamonds to substantiate their belief. They shall not be given of the verdant grasses but must instead recite Rod Mckeun until we have quite decided we have had enough.
4. those who drinketh of the unclean well of donkey Piss shall be determined unclean. they must be shunned and expelled to the land behindeth the dwelling and tend the verdant grasses for the holy ones. we shall not speak to them nor they to us but they will bring the grasses to full stickness and it will be good.

[Synamon]

Wow, that manifesto has got me in the party mood, NOT. Is this a party or a suicide pact? Why is it so quiet in here?

[azelismia]

Wow, that manifesto has got me in the party mood, NOT. Is this a party or a suicide pact? Why is it so quiet in here?


not like James Jones.. like normal hippy kool-aide drinkers. sheesh. Verdant GRASSESSSSSSSS.

come on!!

[curiousjane]

Where's the human iPod when you need him? This place needs some tunes!

[Arcani]

*Walks in with leftover burgers and hotdogs from his barbecue*

"Here. Eat. We had too much food and it will go to waste. Unless... Azzy, are we allowed to eat anything other than the verdant grasses? If not just give it to the unclean ones. I must find a hole to crawl in so I can recover from 6 hours of socializing."

*Pulls out a shovel and starts digging*

[Lupin]

*tired of sitting on bean bag.......decides to go outside to watch shallow grave being dug*

Synamon, you're game. Please put on some music to inject a little fizz and wake up whyme - he's the host after all!

[Elfrun]

*sneaks in, avoiding being noticed*

*empties two bottles of home-brewed vodka into the punch*

*whistles inconspicuously*

*sits in corner and waits for the mayhem*

[ssrprotege]

Shouting to everyone in the party: "TOAST for the sake of the party!!!!"

[Synamon]

Pass the punch, hmmmm this tastes pretty good, hic, did someone mention a shallow grave?

[Arcani]

I'm just about finished digging it. You can have my shovel if you want to dig you're own, I'll trade for a glass of punch.

[Synamon]

Hands over the spiked punch and lies down in the nice cool grave for a nap. Wake me when the party is over.

[azelismia]

*sneaks in, avoiding being noticed*

*empties two bottles of home-brewed vodka into the punch*

*whistles inconspicuously*

*sits in corner and waits for the mayhem*


5. those who soeth spike punch with vodka shall be forced to drinketh at least five cups and hope the interference of what was already in the koolaide does not affecteth too strongly. seek reference to hippy parties and koolaid..

[bucolic_]

Let's keep it bongwu broooo!

*Hands whyme a michelada*

Just...please. No Pink.

[Elfrun]

*selects Lucy in the Sky and presses play* see how she likes them apples :sneaky:

[Arcani]

You can play it Trin, just don't believe it. You're playing with fire.

*stuffs ears with cotton to avoid being drawn into the song*

[Elfrun]

*pokes yme* Is he ok? He hasn't moved in hours, I'm starting to get worried :uneasy:

*sniggering profusely, draws a moustache on his lip in permanent marker* Well... not that worried.

*Turns music up to an ear drum burst level and steps up to karaoke mic* I will be Lucy, I will be in the sky, I will have diamonds! :smartass:

[curiousjane]

Drunk I'm think I.

[Wapiti]

*wakes up finally*
Did someone say pink? Now we're talkin.

Hey, who shaved my beard and drew a mustache on me........

Punch please, the drinkable kind. Oh wait, micheladas - nah, I don't really like micheladas, I just like to say micheladas, michelada, michelada, michelada.....

Hey thanks for bringin the limes CJ, they go good in.....punch. This kool-aid tastes funny - Jimmy Jones, is that you?

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[rwyatt365]

TWISTER! Me, Ooo-Ooo, me!

But we need some poppin' music

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Par-tay! Par-tay! Par-tay!

[emanon]

*knock at the door*

Have brought homemade fruit and oatmeal flapjacks and two litres of cider.......I'm on a budget.

*sits on the beanbag in the corner hoping to observe a bit of party action*

Did someone say flapjacks? Pass the platter!

[azelismia]

*wakes up finally*
Did someone say pink? Now we're talkin.

Hey, who shaved my beard and drew a mustache on me........

Punch please, the drinkable kind. Oh wait, micheladas - nah, I don't really like micheladas, I just like to say micheladas, michelada, michelada, michelada.....

Hey thanks for bringin the limes CJ, they go good in.....punch. This kool-aid tastes funny - Jimmy Jones, is that you?

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no jimmy jones! KEN KEISEY and his merry pranksters!!!!

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[Ytterbium]

*Steps inside waves goofly* Yo!
Oh is that punch.
*takes a shot*
*another one*
Hey this is good
*a third one*
What's this for kind of music, booo boo, Kraftwerk! kraftwerk!
Pump up the roof ja.
*stumbles over twister game, lands in the bean bag*
*sitting down checking the ladies*
Where's the beer? Oh here it is
*shakes one and opens it*
Hell yes Lapin Kulta for president.
*empty one can down the throat in a couple of seconds*
*burps*
*starts checking the ladies again*

[anul]

hmmm, acid laced kool-aid. I'll take ten.

Thank you.

Now let's dig some shallow graves!

[Arcani]

hmmm, acid laced kool-aid. I'll take ten.

Thank you.

Acid!?! :stunned: Wow, I mean spiking the punch with vodka is one thing but acid's another thing entirely. I think I'm going to leave now before things get out of hand...

*sneaks away, stealing Azzy's manifesto on the way*

[Lupin]

Emanon, d'u think you might leave a couple of flapjacks for the others please?

*Emanon stops mid-munch, crumbs around his mouth, looking like, " What?" "What did I do?".

Curiously, Synamon, lying in her shallow grave starts singing...."She's got diamonds on the inside".

* A few of the party-goers go outside to listen to her performance*

[Bioplasmoid]

*Attempts to sneaks inside disguised as a Dwarf*

*Finds nearest couch with two empty seats on either side, sits down*

*Commences people watching, and eyes the bowl of punch suspiciously*

*Starts smiling for no aparent reason*

:)

[emanon]

It's just so rare that someone else makes the flapjacks instead of me. Sorry.

*Approaches the dwarf with the mysterious smile.*

Have one of Lupin's flapjacks. They're delicious.

[curiousjane]

*sneaks in quietly*
*hovers in a corner by the bar*
*uncovers a new punch bowl from inside trench coat*
*switches out old bowl for new*
*watches and waits*

...

*still waiting*

YES! Somebody approaches! Little do they know ... it is now full of ... a healthy blend of non-alcoholic carrot juice, flax seed oil, and wheat germ, mixed with a bit of club soda ...

And then ...

[rwyatt365]

...what is this crap? It tastes suspiciously like a healthy blend of non-alcoholic carrot juice, flax seed oil, and wheat germ, mixed with a bit of club soda. Bleagh!! :yuck:

Quick, someone gimme some sugar-water!!

[bladeserver]

*sneaks inside disguised as a dwarf*
* Spots ANOTHER dwarf. Thats done it. Too many dwarfs at a party this small is an obvious prelude to dwarf tossing and they always toss the newest arrival*
*Stands behind the punch bowl imitating a plant*

[rwyatt365]

*bumps into punch bowl, spilling a healthy blend of non-alcoholic carrot juice, flax seed oil, and wheat germ, mixed with a bit of club soda onto bladeserver*

Sorry, my bad. But look at it this way, it'll help you to grow. :thumbsup:

[Ytterbium]

*casts an evil eye on rwyatt365*
*sneaks quickly to the punch*
*still keeping an evil eye on rwyatt365*
*slurps a large mug of punch*
*another one*
He almost spilled the precious punch, f00l.
*spots bladeserver and can't hold the laughter, sprays the floor with punch*

[curiousjane]

I have pale, pale white skin. And sorta dark hair. And red lipstick. Seeing all these cute dwarves running around is making me feel like Snow White.

We need 5 more dwarfs. Quickly! To the dwarf den! Somebody fetch me more dwarves!

[bladeserver]

*casts an evil eye on rwyatt365*
*sneaks quickly to the punch*
*still keeping an evil eye on rwyatt365*
*slurps a large mug of punch*
*another one*
He almost spilled the precious punch, f00l.
*spots bladeserver and can't hold the laughter, sprays the floor with punch*
Oh thats great. I'm soaking wet and now I'm a figure of fun. Damn even the other dwarf is pointing at me and laughing. Is it something I wore? I am wracked with indecision. Do i collapse and fake a medical incident or start speaking rather loudly and incoherently in Navajo?

[Lupin]

*Seeing Bladeserver's apparent distress, PurpleFnords, being the ultimate voyeur and showing his truly mischievous side, sees an opportunity to move the party onto a new dimension likely to expose the competitive streak of the more inebriated partygoers, exits to the garden with a can of spray paint and flags in an attempt to rustle up a dwarf tossing course*

*Bladeserver, watching nervously and forgetting he's a plant and wets himself with fear..... *

and then.....

[curiousjane]

Oh, Navajo, totally. Fluency in Navajo is a must for parties such as this.

Have some punch?

*innocent wide-eyed look*

[bladeserver]

* I chose the second option and, of course, it's my bloody luck that somebody speaks fluent Navajo. I wonder if Jane is going to tell the others that, in halting Navajo, I just asked for the location of the nearest carwash?*
*Damn she's talking to me and I have No idea what she said and.....Hey what the heck is Purple doing with that spray can.*
*I still think I have some people fooled with my plant disguise*

[fonmaneal]

what the?
That plants talking?
This is some good s$!%.

[Elfrun]

I wants me a dwalf.

Bet I'm a champion tosser.

*PurpleFnords scoots past, reaches out to grab him by the scruff of the neck* Dang! Too slippery.

*goes off in search of another* They always come in pairs, there has to be another one somewhere! Here dwalfy, dwalfy...

[Arcani]

Dwarf throwing! Yay!

I built this dwarf throwing catapult a couple years ago but never got a chance to test it. So who's up first? Bladeserver? I know you're one of these plants, come on it'll be fun... :devilish:

[bladeserver]

Uhoh. Time for evasive action. They look dull enough to be easily deceived ;).

"Hey guys. Glad you could make it. I'm Blade your host. We have organized some special events for you and I can tell that the two of you have guessed that dwarf tossing is on the menu. Yes I can see the excitement in your eyes.
Sadly we only have one dwarf here at the moment (glances over at Purple) but you can take turns and we can, if you pay extra, play a round of Polish tossing (wink).
I am trying to round up some more dwarves but you are probably aware of their antipathy to midgets. Sigh.
Checks can be made payable to Bladeserver enterprises, purveyor of dwarves".

(do i have to explain the extraordinary differences between midgets and dwarves. No I didn't think so).

Blade a perfectly proportioned little person

[PHS Philip]

*Quietly locks doors* Where do you think you're going?

*Pulls out left over huggle grenade from the huggle thread*

Don't make me use this.

[azelismia]

*Quietly locks doors* Where do you think you're going?

*Pulls out left over huggle grenade from the huggle thread*

Don't make me use this.


I have a holy hand grenade, wanna duel?

I am mighty irked that all my manifesto has been cruelly ignored.

[Arcani]

*Quietly locks doors* Where do you think you're going?

*Pulls out left over huggle grenade from the huggle thread*

Don't make me use this.

What kind of mind control did they do to you? Don't you know those things are dangerous!
Just calm down and think about this now, it's exactly what they want you to do! Now there's already a small grave out back lets just bury that thing before something bad happens, ok?

As for you Blade, the Dwarf Tosser 3000 (patent pending) is very versatile and it will only require a few minor adjustments to switch into midget mode. All I need is a screwdriver. Now where did I put that flat-head...
You just hold on a sec Blade and I'll have things all ready for you.

[Lupin]

*on hearing that Arcani is about to bury the hand grenade in the grave, Synamon, clocks on to the fact that it could be 'curtains' for her so gets up, brushes the earth from her party frock (love that word) and staggers back into the party....slightly spaced but smiling, as usual*

Wazzup guys? Did I hear a dwarf tossing contest is about to take place. We'll need errr, dwarves and a starting pistol......can anyone see my Prada bag, luckily enough I think I've brought one with me.

[Synamon]

Whoa, I have a frock? I feel pretty, oh so pretty! *spins around, staggers and throws up*

What was in that punch anyways? Did everyone shrink? Why are there short people running away?

[azelismia]

/me sips mocatini and laughs at all the fools drinking kool-aide. tricks are for kids!

[Dreamer]

*Barges in the room with a bazooka*

Does anyone need a bazooka?

[azelismia]

I guess I could use one. I am bored

[Elfrun]

Hey, come on guys, take that kind of behavior to a 'silly' thread please :p

*sits down on the ground next to a young lass in a sweet pink frock and starts discussing the meaning of it all*

[LionsPride]

*Wanders in and sharpens claws on scratching post in corner and grimaces at the idea of eating verdant grasses*

Who left a bazooka next to the punch? I didn't miss the dwarf tossing did I?

*Spies someone's knitting next to the couch and can't resit chasing one of the balls of yarn around the room.*

*Suddenly realizes yarn indiscretion and tries to sneak onto couch before someone notices the moment of weakness*

Er...Pretty Frock Synamon!

[azelismia]

*Wanders in and sharpens claws on scratching post in corner and grimaces at the idea of eating verdant grasses*

Who left a bazooka next to the punch? I didn't miss the dwarf tossing did I?

*Spies someone's knitting next to the couch and can't resit chasing one of the balls of yarn around the room.*

*Suddenly realizes yarn indiscretion and tries to sneak onto couch before someone notices the moment of weakness*

Er...Pretty Frock Synamon!


ohhhhz. itza fuzzybellah. Everyone surround the kittah and rubz itz bellaz

[LionsPride]

*rubs chin against Azelismia*

A little over to the left....Oooo yep, right there!

[Elfrun]

Ooooo scruffles the furry underbelly *kitteh huggles*

[PHS Philip]

ohhhhz. itza fuzzybellah. Everyone surround the kittah and rubz itz bellaz

Uh oh...

[bladeserver]

Well the good news is they lost their fascination for dwarf tossing as this crowd seems too dull to appreciate the difference between midgets and dwarves. The bad news is that dwarf tossing is my main source of income and the missus will be mightily ticked if I don't come back with cash to feed the little blades.

I wonder if I can morph this into a version of "Is this room big enough to swing a cat around in"?.

This group looks sick enough, sadistic enough and drunk enough to give it a try. And I'm desperate.

Nice frock Synamon especially from my angle ...midget leer.

[rwyatt365]

What's WRONG with you people?! Can't you tell a lion and a cheetah from a kitten??

*suddenly realizes that drunks that can't tell between dwarves and midgets have no hope of discerning predatory cats from household pets*

Nevermind...

Um, Synamon dear, you might want to take a few steps to the left, the midget has a panoramic view of your dainties.

[bladeserver]

Um, Synamon dear, you might want to take a few steps to the left, the midget has a panoramic view of your dainties.


Shhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[Lupin]

*Synamon, now centre stage, blushes every so slightly LESS than anticipated by the crowd; goodness she's a brazen hussy*

*Bladeserver, noticing the apparent nonchalance with which Synamon reacts to her dignity being breached, continues his low-level approach with caution but with a glint (in his good eye) to suggest that he, at least, thinks he's in with a chance.....*

"Why Blade, I didn't think you cared? I LOVE short men, they try SO hard to impress a woman.....so, impress me!".

*Blade, taken aback by this unexpected invitation, starts to look a little bashful.....a first for Blade :) *

But, just as things looked like they were hotting up...........

[bladeserver]

*Synamon, now centre stage, blushes every so slightly LESS than anticipated by the crowd; goodness she's a brazen hussy*

*Bladeserver, noticing the apparent nonchalance with which Synamon reacts to her dignity being breached, continues his low-level approach with caution but with a glint (in his good eye) to suggest that he, at least, thinks he's in with a chance.....*

"Why Blade, I didn't think you cared? I LOVE short men, they try SO hard to impress a woman.....so, impress me!".

*Blade, taken aback by this unexpected invitation, starts to look a little bashful.....a first for Blade :) *

But, just as things looked like they were hotting up...........
Blades teensy tiny I-phone ($599 retail) rings and plays I'm forever blowing bubbles by the Cockney rejects. Synamom looks confused but Lupin, with a withering glance at Blade, turns to Synamon. "He is a West Ham supporter and is therefore beneath us in more ways than one" *She giggles at her humour*

[Lupin]

(Heeeeeee hee. Thank goodness you can't see me. Larfffffffff !)

*Suitable unimpressed with Blades' I-tune, reminiscent of some odd footy fetish known only to his good self (she's an Arsenal supporter), the bold and adventurous Synamon, takes Blade by the hand and merrily (operative expression to explain her state) leads him up the garden path.*

[Synamon]

Now where was that shallow grave again? Hmmmm, that will serve the bloody dwarf/midget/little person right for looking up my frock. Note to self: wear jeans to forum parties in the future.

Yoohoo, over here my little friend. *hides shovel behind the flouncy skirt of my frock*

[rwyatt365]

*Grabs bladeserver by the (apparantly small) collar and tosses him towards the makeshift dwarf-tossing field*

152.7ft, can anyone beat that? Azelismia, got any more mocatini's?

[bladeserver]

Hey baby (I'm in here :) ).. Do I make you horny? What do you want to show me?





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Hey PUT ME DOWN. I am a mid...OOOfffff (thunk)..

*eyes glazed over*

[rwyatt365]

Damn, did I throw the wrong one? :irked: I always get dwarfs and midgets mixed up.

[curiousjane]

CJ is standing in the middle of the garden, blushing. She had come out to get more carrots for the punch. Suddenly, she is in the middle of a very strange conversation. CJ hides behind the fountain, hoping desperately that the creepy little guy doesn't start making out with the girl in the pink frock.

When the shovel comes out, CJ shrieks in alarm.

CJ must stop talking about herself in third person now.

[rwyatt365]

"Synamon and Blade sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G..."

*wonders why CJ is speaking to herself in 3rd person*

[Synamon]

Look dwarfish person I may be a brazen hussy (I saw it written so it must be true) but you have to be this high to go on this ride *waves hand at waist height*. Now shoo before I throw you.

Why is CJ skinny dipping in the fountain and talking to herself?

[bladeserver]

Come on baby you know you want to go for a ride on my little pleasure machine (Its a jetski so get your minds out of the gutter folks). Nuzzles my perfectly proportioned little head against your big person tummy.

looks up beseechingly.

Blade

[rwyatt365]

You better run blade, I saw your parole officer coming up the walk. (You know he's been arrested for lewed and lascivious behaviour in a public place?)

[azelismia]

*Grabs bladeserver by the (apparantly small) collar and tosses him towards the makeshift dwarf-tossing field*

152.7ft, can anyone beat that? Azelismia, got any more mocatini's?


yeah but don't spread the word... limited supply.. only the cool people get one.

[Lucid]

There's acid in the kool aide, vodka in the punch and a shallow grave out back?

Sounds like my kinda party. Haven't been to one of these in ages.

*gets comfortable on the sofa with some kool aid and some punch and watches avidly as a dwarf is about to get his ass handed to him.*

[bladeserver]

Will you all hush.
Synamon and I are having some private time and, for the umpteenth time, I'm a midget.
The dwarf is sitting over there..(points).

[Ytterbium]

*looks for bladeserver*
*accidently steps into blade's and synamon's room*
Ooops sorry!
*covering eyes*
Here's a clean shirt for ya!
*moonwalks out*
*looks at alezis mocatini offer*
Nah I'm not cool enough.
*takes a beer and go out stargazing instead*

[emanon]

*runs out of flapjacks*
*starts wandering around looking for that game of Twister*
*nearly gets hit when a dwarf goes flying by*
PurpleFnords would you watch where you're going!
Whew! that gave me a start. I need a drink.
*remembers the ginger beers she brought to share and heads back out to the car for them*

[anul]

*starts converting his shallow grave into a mass grave*

More magic kool-aid, please!

[Arcani]

*contented sigh* All done! Blade, where'd you run off to? The newly dubbed Midget Tosser 3000 is all set for its debut performance! Blade...? I've always enjoyed a good hunt! Here Bladey, Bladey...

*Pulls out a magnifying glass and a ridiculous hat and releases the midget hounds*

[LionsPride]

I'm feeling thirsty. I think I need one of those mocatini's of Azelismia's

*saunters over to bar and puts paws on counter*

Are there any mocatini's still available?

*looks down at paws and notices absence of opposable thumbs*

Er, I could I get one in a bowl?

*Hears the thwoop of a dwarf fly past the window*

Sorry, couldn't help paying some homage to the onomatopoeia thread

[azelismia]

I'm feeling thirsty. I think I need one of those mocatini's of Azelismia's

*saunters over to bar and puts paws on counter*

Are there any mocatini's still available?

*looks down at paws and notices absence of opposable thumbs*

Er, I could I get one in a bowl?

*Hears the thwoop of a dwarf fly past the window*

Sorry, couldn't help paying some homage to the onomatopoeia thread


Aww cute kitteh wants to get buzzed and dwunk.. pours mocatini in bowl. Shhhh kitteh, everyone will want a bowl.

[curiousjane]

Alright. Who stole my clothes? It's cold out here, and I'm tired of hiding behind the fountain.

[anul]

Alright. Who stole my clothes? It's cold out here, and I'm tired of hiding behind the fountain.

*throws a shovel*

Dig a hole! The closer we get to the center of the earth the warmer it'll be!!

*hysterical cackle*

[Wapiti]

Wow

I disappear for a while and look at this place. Flying dwarfs, midgets and assorted little people (as well as those suffering from little person syndrome, damn overcompensators), shovels, shallow graves, naked people, funny kool-aid - now this is a party with my approval. Better than I imagined.

Come on guys, we're going streaking......and then we'll play some naked twister - whatever happened to the twister game anyway - we'll do it right this time. Grab the baby oil.


*I think I just got gonorrhea from posting in another thread.

[QuickSilver]

Wow

I disappear for a while and look at this place. Flying dwarfs, midgets and assorted little people (as well as those suffering from little person syndrome, damn overcompensators), shovels, shallow graves, naked people, funny kool-aid - now this is a party with my approval.

Come on guys, we're going streaking......and then we'll play some naked twister - whatever happened to the twister game - we'll do it right this time. Grab the baby oil.


Arrives and surveys scene...

<------Realizes that, with this many INTJ's present, there is no way *somebody* isn't getting out of here without pictures of him/her passed out with a magic marker goatee and an adult-toy stuffed in his/her mouth.... Decides it's not gonna be him...



"Dizzam! Am I the only Extravert here? Fikkin' Sweeeeeeeet!!!!!"


[Sets down large metal suitcase next to Azelismia's mocatini station]


Walks over, sniffs punch...

"What is this crap? It smells like non-alcoholic carrot juice, flax seed oil, and wheat germ, mixed with a bit of club soda and... Bladeserver? This is disgusting, I'm not drinking this swill-Hum!- I mean, I'm all set for now!"

"Azelizmia, can you hand me that case please? Oh yeah - I found this on the lawn [hands her a "manifesto"] Thanks!"

[pops open case and removes 3 medium punch bowls. Places bowls on table and, using containers from suitcase, fills one with red beverage, one with blue beverage, and one with a glowing green beverage. Puts sign next to each one:

Red: "Makes you Bigger!"
Blue: "Makes you Smaller!"
Glowing Green: "Damn'f-I-know!"

"Don't worry folks, I'm a licensed apothecary as far as the state of Kansas is concerned!"


Hands out party powder (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) (introvert-safe version).



"Save the rest of this stuff for later... And no sneaking anything...[reconsiders, realizing that Azelismia is an INTJ...] Ok, fine, I know you won't be able to resist, so you can sneak a little of whatever you want, but *read the instructions* and don't give anything away." [hands large metal suitcase to Azelismia]




"Ok, who thinks they can beat Trinity at strip poker?"

[Lupin]

*Seeing the opportunity to create havoc, as is his wont, Anul purloins 6 of the magic sachets, fertively slips them into his oh so skinny jeans and side-steps into the garden*

*Thinking he'll win favour with the hotsie girlies and get one over on the male competition, he pours the sachets into the fountain and produces a bunch of straws he nicked from MacDonalds*

*The girls start to arrive outside, just as he predicted, and begin drinking from the fountain*

*Whyme is in the bathroom trying to apply ointment to his little problem*

*Blade and Synamon reappear, Blade is breathless, Synamon looks the picture of calm*

*The rest of the lads are in the lounge; the red punch bowl is at half-way already and the green hasn't been touched.....(go figure)*





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*Oh and Trinity is undecided about the offer.....she needs time to reflect on this one* (sensible girl).

[bladeserver]

*Seeing the opportunity to create havoc, as is his wont, Anul purloins 6 of the magic sachets, fertively slips them into his oh so skinny jeans and side-steps into the garden*

*Thinking he'll win favour with the hotsie girlies and get one over on the male competition, he pours the sachets into the fountain and produces a bunch of straws he nicked from MacDonalds*

*The girls start to arrive outside, just as he predicted, and begin drinking from the fountain*

*Whyme is in the bathroom trying to apply ointment to his little problem*

*Blade and Synamon reappear, Blade is breathless, Synamon looks the picture of calm*

*The rest of the lads are in the lounge; the red punch bowl is at half-way already and the green hasn't been touched.....(go figure)*





Lupin added to this post, 1 minutes and 24 seconds later...

*Oh and Trinity is undecided about the offer.....she needs time to reflect on this one* (sensible girl).
I wish to say categorically that I did not have sex with that woman.


Blade





bladeserver added to this post, 5 minutes and 57 seconds later...

I wish to say categorically that I did not have sex with that woman.


Blade
I spent the entire time under water in the punchbowl using a straw technique I learned from watching way to many war movies ("Bridge over the little river Kwai", "7 tiny steps too far", " smallish size metal jacket" and others too numerous to mention).

And a word of caution for you guys. "That punch dissolved my clothes - powerful stuff".

And a word for Arcani "I think we can convert that. Let me go find Purple. Here dwarfy dwarfy ...."

[rwyatt365]

Hey aseliz...., axeli..., ashze... Hey you with the funny glasses, more mocatinis for me an' the kitty!

Why are there naked dwarfs flying around? Am I drunk? What's making this green stuff in the punchbowl glow?

Am I drunk?! :faint:

[azelismia]

Rut ro... Spider senses tingling.. Metal box w/ undisclosed contents, manifesto, stranger being friendly.. remembers back to a balmy night in '72 and a similar set of circumstances. the only thing that saved her then was a freak power outage that allowed escape in the confusion. Realises that all those years of wearing fingertip distorters was smart. Picks up manifesto and tosses in flames of the bonfire and discretely palms the keys to the drunk man's miata and makes her escape to.....

well I can't tell you that now can I? It would be too much of a giveaway.

[Lucid]

Wow

I disappear for a while and look at this place. Flying dwarfs, midgets and assorted little people (as well as those suffering from little person syndrome, damn overcompensators), shovels, shallow graves, naked people, funny kool-aid - now this is a party with my approval. Better than I imagined.

Come on guys, we're going streaking......and then we'll play some naked twister - whatever happened to the twister game anyway - we'll do it right this time. Grab the baby oil.


*I think I just got gonorrhea from posting in another thread.

I'm not playing naked twister with someone with gonorrhea, baby oil or no.

Besides, I think the Old Ones are coming up through the floor and I'm not sure it's safe to get off the couch. And is it just me or is there a tiny naked man in that punch breathing through a straw and looking down the front of Synamon's dress?

Someone bring me some more kool aid so I can sort this mess out. Be careful where you step, there's tentacles all over the floor. :stunned:

[Elfrun]

*runs into room out of breath* Sorry I was in the NF Clubrooms, have I missed the dwalf tossing?

*stumbles over rwyatt, stops to make sure he's still breathing* All good.

*stares curiously at yme lathering himself in baby oil* :anxious:

Oooh, what's this green drink, is a cocktail? Pore me one please.

So I heard there's a poker game going? Can I play?

*Lupin inturrupts... pssst... poker... sst... strip...* Oh :stunned:

[rwyatt365]

Can anyone speak "Old Ones" (I always get tongue-tied with all of the consonants)? A guy can't pass out properly with those tentacles all over everything.

[QuickSilver]

Rut ro... Spider senses tingling.. Metal box w/ undisclosed contents, manifesto, stranger being friendly.. remembers back to a balmy night in '72 and a similar set of circumstances. the only thing that saved her then was a freak power outage that allowed escape in the confusion. Realises that all those years of wearing fingertip distorters was smart. Picks up manifesto and tosses in flames of the bonfire and discretely palms the keys to the drunk man's miata and makes her escape to.....

well I can't tell you that now can I? It would be too much of a giveaway.

<----- Hates to see her leave... But loves to watch her go...


"What, that green stuff? That's 'The Precious'... It gives you powers according to your stature. Be careful with it: the more you use the better it gets."

[emanon]

*drags in an ice chest full of assorted ginger beers and hard ciders*
Oh my! Things have gotten... umm... interesting in here.
I think I need something stronger than I brought.
*heads over to fountain*

[QuickSilver]

*runs into room out of breath* Sorry I was in the NF Clubrooms, have I missed the dwalf tossing?

*stumbles over rwyatt, stops to make sure he's still breathing* All good.

*stares curiously at yme lathering himself in baby oil* :anxious:

Oooh, what's this green drink, is a cocktail? Pore me one please.

So I heard there's a poker game going? Can I play?

*Lupin inturrupts... pssst... poker... sst... strip...* Oh :stunned:


[Now *that's* my kinda girl! Cool, competent and... Adventurous... This *cries out* for investigation !]


"What, this green stuff? That's for big girls, sweetie, sure you don't want the red one?" [points to labels]

[Gets Trinitron a clean punch-glass... Hands her a glowing green drink... Mixes self "stoplight" shot (3 layers floating upon one another)... Takes sip and looks around mildly...]

[LionsPride]

*finishes bowl of mocatini and sees Azelismia escaping in a miata.*

Now where my *hic* going to get me a nother 'un of those? *hic*? What's this green stuff?

*sniffs punch bowl*

Woooo. Smells flammable.

*feels a even more tipsy just from the fumes of the green punch.*

Hmmm, maybe I should *hic*join one of the games instead.

*Realizes that being a large cat means not much to ante for strip poker. Trundles off in search of the Twister Game.*

[Arcani]

And a word for Arcani "I think we can convert that. Let me go find Purple. Here dwarfy dwarfy ...."

Ah Blade, there you are! Have a nice flight and tell me how the landing is.

*straps Blade into the Midget Tosser 3000 and pulls the lever; launching Blade a whopping 30 feet backwards into the Twister game*

Hmmm, needs a little work. Sorry everyo... :stunned: wtf, why are all the twister players naked?!? And is that punch green? I'll take 3 glasses of the green, 2 of the red, but only a half cup of the blue please.

[Elfrun]

[Now *that's* my kinda girl! Cool, competent and... Adventurous... This *cries out* for investigation !]


"What, this green stuff? That's for big girls, sweetie, sure you don't want the red one?" [points to labels]

[Gets Trinitron a clean punch-glass... Hands her a glowing green drink... Mixes self "stoplight" shot (3 layers floating upon one another)... Takes sip and looks around mildly...]

Ooh bait... how fun.

*starts own mixing red, blue & green cocktail*

Arcani, please don't stare at yme, it will only encourage him.

*sips cocktail ellegantly*

emanon, you should try one of these, they're great!

Whoa, you guys are soooo tiny-cute...

*gently pets widdle pride of lions kitteh*

Wait...

eeep *shrinks to the floor*

*flies to couch*

I think I best stay here for a bit, scooch over Lucid.

*sits alertly displaying crazy eyes* :wideeyed:

[rwyatt365]

Hmmmm, naked Twister with a prideoflions - that looks interesting. I shall observe from the couch. Scoot over girls!

[LionsPride]

Right foot on blue circle? is that front right foot or back right foot? Yeeeoww! Who stepped on my tail?

*Spins 'round and sees oily patch on tail*

*Stares accusingly at Whyme*

*Whyme feigns innocence but Prideoflions isn't fooled*

Why you greasy little!...

*envelopes Whyme's head in mouth*

Ickth! Taths lak babeh oil

Rwyatt - "I love full contact twister!" *spins wheel* "Left hand on yellow!"

[bladeserver]

Ah Blade, there you are! Have a nice flight and tell me how the landing is.

*straps Blade into the Midget Tosser 3000 and pulls the lever; launching Blade a whopping 30 feet backwards into the Twister game*

Hmmm, needs a little work. Sorry everyo... :stunned: wtf, why are all the twister players naked?!? And is that punch green? I'll take 3 glasses of the green, 2 of the red, but only a half cup of the blue please.
Arcani you bloody idiot. I'm a freaking midget AND you totally suck at creating dwarf tossing machines anyway.

But I wuvs ya as your total tossing incompetence landed me here. Evil Midget leer.
Do you think they are buying it that I'm stunned?
. Oh my someone please spin blue ;) .

[Lupin]

*All of a sudden the lights start flickering and that's it, a power down in the local electricity supply!*

*It's pitch black. Twister funsters blink and stumble into the darkness, finding themselves slightly bewildered (that'll be the odd angles and the fact that the majority, both large and vertically-challenged partygoers, have suddenly lost interest in the game and are trying to find their way out into the moonlit garden*

Someone shouts, "Anyone got any matches or candles for that matter? Errr, actually, both would be a bonus!".

[Arcani]

I'm bored of my midget tossing machine. Lets use the wood for a bonfire!

[ssrprotege]

I have some decks of cards *showing 4 decks* wanna play a card game?

[emanon]

*rubs eyes trying to see in the darkness*
*amid the chaos ears perk up at the word "cards"*
A card game? Now that's my idea of a party!
*heads over to the voice to make sure the cards stay out of the bonfire but in the dark trips over the tangle of bodies on the Twister board*
Oops, sorry whoever I just stepped on.

[Snowdragon]

*grabs lampshade and puts it on head*

[Synamon]

Now it's a party, I wish I had a goofy hat and wasn't naked from playing twister. Oh well, is there any more punch left?

[anul]

*fills his mass grave with pistachio pudding*

Now my work is done.

[bladeserver]

*fills his mass grave with pistachio pudding*

Now my work is done.
Oooooooo I love pistachio pudding.

Draws up teensy chair and gets out teensy spoon.

[ssrprotege]

I gave all my croissants to hungry Trinity. (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

*grabbing wine, fruits and toasts*

Anyone interested in A**hole (card game)?

[Arcani]

I gave all my croissants to hungry Trinity. (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

*grabbing wine, fruits and toasts*

Anyone interested in A**hole (card game)?

Sure but it'll have to wait. I can't pass up an opportunity to swim in a mass grave of pistachio pudding.

Cannonball!!!

[ssrprotege]

Sure but it'll have to wait. I can't pass up an opportunity to swim in a mass grave of pistachio pudding.

Cannonball!!!

When will the pudding be available? *waiting in the pistachio pudding line*

[LionsPride]

INTJ NEWS -

Last night at the establishment of a Mister Whyme 1234, seven were nearly drowned in a tidal wave of pistachio pudding.

"All I saw was this tawny blur and then a wall of green..." a naked Synamon to shocked by the incident to continue her comment.

"If I hadn't had a spoon to dig myself out of the gelatinous mass, I might still be in there!" a rather diminutive bladeserver explained. "You see it's not the size of the spoon that counts, it's the technique."

Anul, the digger of the grave made an impassioned plea "what's this world coming to if a person can't dig a mass grave and fill it with pudding anymore? Who will stand up for the sanctity of mass pudding filled graves? Then again, it was kind of nifty. Oh well. Hmm, I need to score me a drink. Anyone seen the red punch?"

Arcani was nearly crushed in the tidal wave "Fuzzy, everything went fuzzy..." was all he could say.

Other witness accounts describe hearing the a striking cry of "Belly Flop! Weeeeeeeeeeee!" before the destructive wave hit. No one is certain of what exactly happened, but sources within the investigation have confirmed that the wave may have been deliberate. Crime scene specialists have analyzed the scene and estimate that the projectile that hit the pudding was approximately 6 meters long, 700kg and possibly cat shaped.

Despite the allegations of assault with a deadly pudding, Whyme decided not to press charges, his only comments on the matter were "Party on people! PARTY ON!"
---

*hides sheepishly in the bathroom trying to clean fur of pistachio pudding*

*looks at one paw that is slightly stained red.*

*Mutters to self...

"How was I supposed to know that stepping in the red punch during the blackout would have a delayed reaction?"

*hears knocking at door*

Quicksilver - "Are you done in there? I need the tub to make the next batch of punch."

Almost!

*opens door*

*cough cough, points at throat*

Er....Hairball....Yes, that's it, I had a hairball. I was in here the WHOLE time.

*cough cough*

[ssrprotege]

INTJ NEWS -

Last night at the establishment of a Mister Whyme 1234, seven were nearly drowned in a tidal wave of pistachio pudding.

"All I saw was this tawny blur and then a wall of green..." a naked Synamon to shocked by the incident to continue her comment.

"If I hadn't had a spoon to dig myself out of the gelatinous mass, I might still be in there!" a rather diminutive bladeserver explained. "You see it's not the size of the spoon that counts, it's the technique."

Anul, the digger of the grave made an impassioned plea "what's this world coming to if a person can't dig a mass grave and fill it with pudding anymore? Who will stand up for the sanctity of mass pudding filled graves? Then again, it was kind of nifty. Oh well. Hmm, I need to score me a drink. Anyone seen the red punch?"

Arcani was nearly crushed in the tidal wave "Fuzzy, everything went fuzzy..." was all he could say.

Other witness accounts describe hearing the a striking cry of "Belly Flop! Weeeeeeeeeeee!" before the destructive wave hit. No one is certain of what exactly happened, but sources within the investigation have confirmed that the wave may have been deliberate. Crime scene specialists have analyzed the scene and estimate that the projectile that hit the pudding was approximately 6 meters long, 700kg and possibly cat shaped.

Despite the allegations of assault with a deadly pudding, Whyme decided not to press charges, his only comments on the matter were "Party on people! PARTY ON!"
---

*hides sheepishly in the bathroom trying to clean fur of pistachio pudding*

*looks at one paw that is slightly stained red.*

*Mutters to self...

"How was I supposed to know that stepping in the red punch during the blackout would have a delayed reaction?"

*hears knocking at door*

Quicksilver - "Are you done in there? I need the tub to make the next batch of punch."

Almost!

*opens door*

*cough cough, points at throat*

Er....Hairball....Yes, that's it, I had a hairball. I was in here the WHOLE time.

*cough cough*

This is misleading!! Fabrication!! Party goes on!!

[Arcani]

INTJ NEWS -

Last night at the establishment of a Mister Whyme 1234, seven were nearly drowned in a tidal wave of pistachio pudding.

"All I saw was this tawny blur and then a wall of green..." a naked Synamon to shocked by the incident to continue her comment.

"If I hadn't had a spoon to dig myself out of the gelatinous mass, I might still be in there!" a rather diminutive bladeserver explained. "You see it's not the size of the spoon that counts, it's the technique."

Anul, the digger of the grave made an impassioned plea "what's this world coming to if a person can't dig a mass grave and fill it with pudding anymore? Who will stand up for the sanctity of mass pudding filled graves? Then again, it was kind of nifty. Oh well. Hmm, I need to score me a drink. Anyone seen the red punch?"

Arcani was nearly crushed in the tidal wave "Fuzzy, everything went fuzzy..." was all he could say.

Other witness accounts describe hearing the a striking cry of "Belly Flop! Weeeeeeeeeeee!" before the destructive wave hit. No one is certain of what exactly happened, but sources within the investigation have confirmed that the wave may have been deliberate. Crime scene specialists have analyzed the scene and estimate that the projectile that hit the pudding was approximately 6 meters long, 700kg and possibly cat shaped.

Despite the allegations of assault with a deadly pudding, Whyme decided not to press charges, his only comments on the matter were "Party on people! PARTY ON!"
---

*hides sheepishly in the bathroom trying to clean fur of pistachio pudding*

*looks at one paw that is slightly stained red.*

*Mutters to self...

"How was I supposed to know that stepping in the red punch during the blackout would have a delayed reaction?"

*hears knocking at door*

Quicksilver - "Are you done in there? I need the tub to make the next batch of punch."

Almost!

*opens door*

*cough cough, points at throat*

Er....Hairball....Yes, that's it, I had a hairball. I was in here the WHOLE time.

*cough cough*

Damn! My dream of swimming in a mass grave full of pistachio pudding is foiled once again by a cat shaped, tawny blur of approximately 700kg and 6 meters in length! Will the injustices never cease!?
[/impassioned plea]

It was tasty though.

[Coraline]

*enters, flaming brand in hand *

Who stole my bonfire?

[bladeserver]

*Goes back to hiding behind the potted plant*

[rwyatt365]

*holding spoon*

I saw the story in the news! Is there any pudding left?

Um, Lions...why are your paws red? :huh:

[LionsPride]

INTJ NEWS UPDATE-

We continue with the breaking story of a pudding pool gone wrong. An insider at the Whyme party, who wishes to remain anonymous, has told the INTJ NEWS team that the original reports of near drownings may have been slightly exaggerated. Our informant, who only identified himself as "Mr. Lurker" seems to have watched the whole episode unfold from his vantage point in the bushes. When asked why he wasn't a participant in the party, he made no comment.
---

Hi Rwyatt! My paws are red because....Quick look over there!

*ducks behind couch and sneaks out of side door*

*surreptitiously slinks to back gate and slips out of party*

*curses under breath*

Damn! The party was just about to get really good and Coraline just showed up with a branding iron!

*hears music being cranked up*

Damn! I love that song too. Ah well, probably should get some work done and there are other threads I need to visit. Hope the host doesn't mind me not saying goodbye. Great party!

*closes gate after exiting*

[Wapiti]

*lying face down on the ground, naked, lungs full of pudding, near drowning, help, CPR anyone?

[rwyatt365]

I've got a stomach pump in the trunk of my car (one never knows...). That's the best I can do.

[bladeserver]

I have a snakebite kit and a catheter in my trunk. We should be all set.

[rwyatt365]

...OK, someone put some clothes on whyme - I don't do naked, ex-Twister, grave-digging pudding people - then we can begin the operation.

[Coraline]

*fed up with nobody answering AGAIN hurls flaming brand at punch bowls-pudding-twister mix.
Exits to lurk behind plants with unidentified lurker*

[QuickSilver]

*fed up with nobody answering AGAIN hurls flaming brand at punch bowls-pudding-twister mix.
Exits to lurk behind plants with unidentified lurker*

<------------ [Enters through door from adjoining kitchen, which appears to be glowing with a blinding blue light]


"OK!" [puts down tray holding 8 fresh chocolate cupcakes with chocolate frosting]

"These are chocolate cupcakes with chocolate frosting, but you're gonna love this... They let you read minds!"

"Each person can only have one" [picks up one] "and will only be able to read the mind of one other person... but of course you'll be able to tell us all exactly what they're thinking!!"

[Elfrun]

Mmmmm, picks up magical chocolate cupcake, yum-o, cautiously eats... looks around the room focuses in on the fuzzy Pride of lions...

:stunned:

*slaps his face in disgust*

[rwyatt365]

*takes a bite of a double-chocolate cupcake*

:stunned:

Slaps own face in disgust.

[Wapiti]

Eats a chocolate cupcake, looks at Rwyatt.

Slaps Rwyatt again.

I just had to know what would make you slap your own face. Now I wish I wouldn't have eaten the cupcake......

[anul]

Well I supper we're going to need a second mass grave now.

*starts digging a second mass grave*

[Elfrun]

*slaps anul*

Didn't need a cupcake for that one :suspicious:

[rwyatt365]

Since when were INTJ's into S&M? Send the magic cupcakes over to the NF's!

[Arcani]

*Grabs a cupcake before the NF's get them all*

*looks around* ... :(
Just like me to get the one that doesn't work! :irked:

[Wapiti]

Thanks for the robe and pumping the pudding out my lungs.

I think this party got a little out of hand. Lets starts over:

Hi, I'm Whyme, I'll be in the backyard hanging out, watching the stars, listening to some music, keeping the fire going, if anyone wants to join me - grab a chair and head on out.

[emanon]

Ahh, yes, let's.

*brings out some graham crackers, chocolate bars, and marshmallows*

Here's the goodies for some S'mores. Now we just need some sticks for roasting the marshmallows.

[rwyatt365]

This is MUCH better!

hey, I've got some hi-octane fuel to help get that fire started...anyone have a match?

[Arcani]

Lets tell ghost stories! I'll start:

You're traveling though another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination — Next stop, the Twilight Zone (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)...

[Deadgod]

Hey! there was supposed to be a Metal show! Oh well, time to go smoke some more at the NF club.

[Elfrun]

Ghost stories... yay!

*hands rwyatt a blowtorch*

*grabs sleeping bag, lies down near the fire*

C'mon emanon, quit hogging the marshmallows.

*shines torch in Arcarni's eyes for ghostly effect*

[Wapiti]

Deadgod, the Metal show is over at the NF club. We'll head over in a bit.

*accidently tips over high octane fuel behind Rwyatts chair, it slowly runs by Trinity's sleeping bag toward fire*

I found some sticks Emanon. I'll throw a marshmallow on one for ya.
*stuffs fire cracker in marshmallow for emanon*
Here ya go, enjoy.

*listens intently to Arcani's story....*

What's that smell?

[Arcani]

Lets tell ghost stories! I'll start:

You're traveling though another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination — Next stop, the Twilight Zone (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)...

... and that is why you shouldn't steal. *best spooky voice* Pips will find you and damn you to eternal boredom. The end!

So, who's next? *sniffs air* I can't quite tell over the smell of burnt smores, but, Trin, I think you're on fire. Does anyone have a fire extinguisher?

[Eric86]

<------------ [Enters through door from adjoining kitchen, which appears to be glowing with a blinding blue light]


"OK!" [puts down tray holding 8 fresh chocolate cupcakes with chocolate frosting]

"These are chocolate cupcakes with chocolate frosting, but you're gonna love this... They let you read minds!"

"Each person can only have one" [picks up one] "and will only be able to read the mind of one other person... but of course you'll be able to tell us all exactly what they're thinking!!"
Keep your silly cupcakes! I've already had plenty of sweets for today.:p

[Elfrun]

AAAAGGGHHHH I'M MELTING :ugly:



Don't just stand there...



Avenge me...



...weird, I smell marshmellows...


gasp... splutter...

[Cygnus]

Oh, THIS is where the party is...I have some music....let get my 8-tracks out...just a minute

click if you dare....
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*throws Rice Krispies on Trinity* There! You be all good now....or at the very least make an awesome Rice Krispie Treat!!!

[bladeserver]

*Wakes up and stretches. Tries to see over the potted plant and fails.*

[Deadgod]

*a sigh of relief and gasping for air as he has just come from the evil clutches of the huggles*
Well, I'm here...Metal show at NF club again?
The Sweet-Ballroom Blitz
Cool song...NOT. That has got to be the lamest song ever.
This is a better party song:
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[Eric86]

Judas Priest? eTo view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


*runs away*

[rwyatt365]

Who knocked over the fuel, and why is Trinity melting?!!

*takes fire extinguisher and puts out campfire, scoops up molten Trinity*

Does anyone have a bat-winged elf mold that I can put this in?

[Wapiti]

Does anyone have a bat-winged elf mold that I can put this in?

All I could find is this waffle maker. Will this work?

Hey look, a tractor and I think the keys are in it.
*runs and jumps on tractor, starts it up, connects flatbed trailer*

Hay ride anyone, who wants to go on a hay ride? Grab your helmets.........

[Deadgod]

Judas Priest? eTo view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


*runs away*

Hey, what's wrong with Judas Priest? Lemme guess...you're a Christian. Or you just don't like leather and spikes. Or maybe you're a dissident (passive) aggressor lol.

[Wapiti]

Judas Priest people, just get on the trailer will ya.

[Pirate1650]

I don't know if this will make sense to anyone else, but Judas Priest songs always seemed to be strings of verbs to me where most songs are noun based right?

[Elfrun]

Wait a sec... YOU MADE ME INTO A WAFFLE?! This party blows :sulk:

[Wapiti]

Wait a sec... YOU MADE ME INTO A WAFFLE?! This party blows :sulk:

No, it was Rwyatt - I just gave him the waffle maker. We were just trying to save you. And it was part of a hidden agenda.............


Come on people, last call for the hay ride. (Or I will be forced to take drastic measures.)

[bladeserver]

*jumps on the biggest hay bale. Claps hands in excitement*

[Eric86]

Hey, what's wrong with Judas Priest? Lemme guess...you're a Christian. Or you just don't like leather and spikes. Or maybe you're a dissident (passive) aggressor lol.
Yeah, I'm a Christian, but that has nothing to do with it because I listen to plenty of Satanic and anti-Christian bands. I just don't like Judas Priest....I find it really irritating.

[Pirate1650]

What is powering this hay ride?

[anul]

*Fills the second mass grave with angry stray cats*

Soon my plans will be complete.

[Pirate1650]

The hay ride is pulled by a mass of angery stray cats?

I'm intrigued, sign me up.

[bladeserver]

Never understimate cat power.

[Wapiti]

All Aboard...
*Blows toy train whistle*
Kitty power.
Hey who locked the steering wheel, we're headed for the house.
Nooooooo
I can't stop it. Bail.

[Arcani]

All Aboard...
*Blows toy train whistle*
Kitty power.
Hey who locked the steering wheel, we're head for the house.
Nooooooo
I can't stop it. Bail.

Wait! Wait! You left me behind!
*catches up and jumps on just as everyone else jumps off*
Hey, where's everyone going?
*notices looming presence of the house dead ahead*
Uh oh...

[Elfrun]

*releases hugglehounds to chase the angry kamakazie cats away from the house and toward the huggle fortress, yells after the panicked hay riders* You'll be safer there guys trust me :sneaky:

[anul]

*Climbs the nearest tree to escape from the hugglehounds*

Why would you disperse the swarm of angry stray cats?! This is chaos.

[Arcani]

*releases hugglehounds to chase the angry kamakazie cats away from the house and toward the huggle fortress, yells after the panicked hay riders* You'll be safer there guys trust me :sneaky:

*the hugglehounds (not being particularly bright) herd the kamikaze cats directly into a large and solitary oak tree on the top of a hill*

*hay and riders alike are sent flying in all directions*

*from the top most branches of the tree comes a voice...* Wicked ride!

Um... can someone get a ladder?

[bladeserver]

Yells "watch out!!!. It's a huggle trap".

[Pirate1650]

Indeed, arming cutlass and deploying caltrops.

[Elfrun]

*sigh* no one wants to play nice with me :sulk:

Even the hugglehounds are doing their own thing.

*collects ladder for stranded hay riders then walks off to the huggles thread with sadness in her heart*

[Cygnus]

Oh noes, we need some party music for Trinity!

Ricky Martin - Livin La Vida Loca
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[Elfrun]

See now you've just scared me (made me smile though ;D)

Anyway, I'm back cause I've had my fill of huggle and am ready to party again, just promise me no more Ricky, kay?

*sets up fondue fountain in the middle of the lounge room*

*starts juggling four hacky sacks for amusement*

[Eric86]

*sigh* no one wants to play nice with me :sulk:
I do!!! I do!!!!!!!!! ;D

[Cygnus]

I'm sorry..the Ricky Martin trick is all I had! I'm out! I have to bid farewell to the party for now, take care Trinity and Eric...enjoy!

I felt guilty over Ricky Martin..so to make amends..

Chic - Le Freak
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[Wapiti]

Hey, hey - up here in the tree, anyone? anyone? help.......

[Arcani]

Hey, hey - up here in the tree, anyone? anyone? help.......

Behind you whyme. Trinity just dropped off a ladder for us...
I'm going to hang out up here for a while though, the swaying is very relaxing. :)

[Wapiti]

Behind you whyme. Trinity just dropped off a ladder for us...
I'm going to hang out up here for a while though, the swaying is very relaxing. :)

Cool, I'll hang out here then with you. If we could only get someone to bring us a drink.......

[Arcani]

Lemonade would be excellent... (hint, hint) ;)

[Wapiti]

Hey Arcani, lets make a hot air balloon. You in?

[Elfrun]

Bah! Fine! Slavegirl reporting :devilish:

*throws lemonade at Yme & Arc*

Hey Eric, this is super fun, wanna throw stuff at them too?

Let see if we can pop their balloon...

[Arcani]

Hey Arcani, lets make a hot air balloon. You in?

Sounds fun! Lets do it! :thumbsup:

Bah! Fine! Slavegirl reporting :devilish:

*throws lemonade at Yme & Arc*

Hey Eric, this is super fun, wanna throw stuff at them too?

Let see if we can pop their balloon...

*deftly catches the flying glasses of lemonade and hands one to yme*

Trin, while you're down there would you mind tossing up the saw, hammer, and nails? I'll get to work on the basket.

[Eric86]

*throws up a toolbox*

[kubrickfan]

*walks in, nails and saws hit face*
What a time to walk in on this party!
*Removes the objects*
I think someone's makin' a Hot Air Ballon! Can I help too?;)

[Arcani]

*throws up a toolbox*

Thanks Eric.

*walks in, nails and saws hit face*
What a time to walk in on this party!
*Removes the objects*
I think someone's makin' a Hot Air Ballon! Can I help too?;)

Sure, come on up. (We're building in the tree because it's nice up here :))

[Wapiti]

mmmm, this is good lemonade, whats in it?

Hey, good work on the balloon.....That is cool, you made it in the shape of the letters INTJ, cool. Now all we need is some hot air - I think there is an over abundance in the NF Club - we just have to tap into it some how.........

[Pirate1650]

Nice, pirates are at home in the sky, and with lemonaide even! ;D

Can we fly the Jolly Roger on our air ship?

[Eric86]

Now all we need is some hot air - I think there is an over abundance in the NF Club
eh? :huh:

[Wapiti]

eh? :huh:


OK, the balloon is beginning to fill. Hold on, it won't be long. Get ready to fly the Jolly Roger.

Can you throw me a couple of those nails kubrick for some last minute touch ups.

[Elfrun]

*throws dart-like nails at the balloon* :devilish:

[Pirate1650]

Doh, I have a feeling this thing is going to start flying like the Hindenburg. :scared:

Don't we have some of those sandbags that are usually found on a balloon that we can deploy as countermeasures?

"Gravity is a cruel and unpredictable mistress." -Jeremy Clarkson

[Wapiti]

LIFT OFF, all aboard.

Doh, I have a feeling this thing is going to start flying like the Hindenburg. :scared:
Yeah, ain't flying great - what a rush......



Don't we have some of those sandbags that are usually found on a balloon that we can deploy as countermeasures?

"Gravity is a cruel and unpredictable mistress." -Jeremy Clarkson

Sandbags - nah, we got Trin with nails.



Uh oh, apparently we did not pick the tallest tree Arcani, we need more hot air, NOW. Where'd that high octane fuel go, oh it spilled - doh. Now what?

Look we're floating, weeeeeeee.

[Arcani]

LIFT OFF, all aboard.


Yeah, ain't flying great - what a rush......



Yay! We're flying, we're flying!



Sandbags - nah, we got Trin with nails.



Trinity would like nothing more than to pop our balloon and watch us fall hundreds of meters to the ground. We need not worry about flying away.


Uh oh, apparently we did not pick the tallest tree Arcani, we need more hot air, NOW. Where'd that high octane fuel go, oh it spilled - doh. Now what?

Look we're floating, weeeeeeee.

Hurry, everybody start blowing! Eric, quick, we need some more of your hot air! :laugh:

[Elfrun]

Hold up...

:suspicious: are you two suggesting dropping me over the side when you want to go higher?

*holds on to basket for dear life, says a silent pray*

I ain't moving for nuffin :anxious:

*looks around nervously for parachutes, notes four kevlars in the corner, straps one on*Hmm oO I wonder how many people are in here...

*Sits and waits for appropriate altitude*

[Arcani]

Hold up...

:suspicious: are you two suggesting dropping me over the side when you want to go higher?

*holds on to basket for dear life, says a silent pray*

I ain't moving for nuffin :anxious:

*looks around nervously for parachutes, notes four kevlars in the corner, straps one on*Hmm oO I wonder how many people are in here...

*Sits and waits for appropriate altitude*

No actually we were suggesting that you would happily pop our balloon and make us fall a very long distance.

But we can do both if you want! Being dropped out of the balloon might make for some good motivation. And we are having a little trouble getting into the air...

[Elfrun]

No actually we were suggesting that you would happily pop our balloon and make us fall a very long distance.

But we can do both if you want! Being dropped out of the balloon might make for some good motivation. And we are having a little trouble getting into the air...

Hmmm...

Hurt you for shits and giggles? Yup, every time

Send you plummeting down to earth to your inevitable demise? Nah, not unless you made fun of the fact that I have wings and therefore shouldn't need a parachute - they're decorative you know :(


*Gets up, turns the burner on, balloon soars upward* That helps :rolleyes:

[Wapiti]

look guys, we're getting high.............

[Pirate1650]

Cool, how do you steer this thing?

[Arcani]

Cool, how do you steer this thing?

You turn the wind silly. :rolleyes:

[Wapiti]

Hey look, I can see the NF club from here. Lets float over there by the NF complex... Help me tie on this bungy cord and we can bungy over the NF club - that would be cool. I brought a couple of parachutes too. Here, put this on.

[Arcani]

Hey look, I can see the NF club from here. Lets float over there by the NF complex... Help me tie on this bungy cord and we can bungy over the NF club - that would be cool. I brought a couple of parachutes too. Here, put this on.

*dons parachute and goggles* Lets do this!

[ssrprotege]

*dons parachute and goggles* Lets do this!

As I said in the NF club, after pudding...

[PHS Philip]

I would advise against flying over the NF complex. I think athenian200 installed some air defenses, and Bob and I haven't found them yet...





PHSphilip added to this post, 1 minutes and 55 seconds later...

Ok, I found them and turned them off. All clear! Just don't fall on the roof, please.

[Arcani]

As I said in the NF club, after pudding...

:idea: How about we bungee jump into the puddling?

[ssrprotege]

:idea: How about we bungee jump into the puddling?

It's better to bunjee jump with our swimming suits on, then! :p





ssrprotege added to this post, 3 minutes and 30 seconds later...

Well, anyway, once our suits are ready, let's do it. After I say one, two, and three, we jump!

[Wapiti]

Air defenses? From the NF club? Nahhhh, they wouldn't would they.....

Yeah, swim suits sound like a good idea. We'll bungee into the pudding, then rinse off in the pool.

*dons fluorescent green speedo*

THREE

*jumps, the pudding comes rushing ever closer*

bongwuuuu, I sure hope they tied off the end of the bungy to the basket.........

*on way to pudding, passes missle headed toward balloon*

Not gooooood

[Lucid]

*wakes up from being passed out on the couch*

what did I miss?

[Wapiti]

*walks back in the front door after landing in the NF thread*
Wow, You missed a bunch.
I just got back from almost crashing the NF club. They were talking in depth about feelings and I felt awkward so I just left and came back here. I'm worn out. I'm going to grab a chair and head back out to the fire and chill out for a while.
*turns on the outdoor speakers, grabs a drink and a chair and heads out the back door*

[Arcani]

*glides in for a perfect landing, even grabbing a drink from the bar in the process*
What kind of parachute was that? It took me forever to touch down!

*pulls a chair up next to whyme and sits back to enjoy his horchata*

[kubrickfan]

Sure, come on up. (We're building in the tree because it's nice up here :))


*comes out of stupor* Huh? oh is the house still there? I will climb up this rope ladder to get inside.

*looks up*

Oh. A hot air ballon. How did I get on this?:scared:

*Looks down*

Oh S@#$%!:scared:

*Grabs a hold of ladder with a death grip.*

WHERE DID THIS COME FROM!!!!??? HELP ME!! I'm being ballon-napped by the n-f club!:faint:

[Wapiti]

OK, what happened in the past stays in the past.
**********************************************

I'm ready to party again. Lets starts completely over. How about a costume party (none of that furry fandom crap though)? Any other suggestions?

[Synamon]

Vampires?

[Wapiti]

oooh oooh with coffins, that would be cool.

[Synamon]

You just want somewhere to sleep :laugh:

edit: the mean forum made me wait 45 seconds between posts, I type fast, I should be exempt

[Elfrun]

*Hangs garlic around neck and sits in corner making a hand cross*

I can see this going bad.

[Wapiti]

hmmm, I just want a normal party so bad. Why does everything get so weird? I just want to hang out and chat - OMG, that sounds so bad.

[Elfrun]

*looks suspiciously at Yme's beer*

Hmmm....

*pulls up a table and several chairs* Syn, put that stake down please.

Mmm-kay...

What should we talk about, the meaning of life? Quantum physics? Gun laws?

[Wapiti]

Oh come on. Just pull up a chair, damn it. Lets just talk, you me and whoever's at the damn table. Quantum physics I don't know much about, gun laws I don't care much about, the meaning of life sounds interesting but who ever's at the table lets talk and have some fun cause tomorrow I'm going to wake up and have to go back to the same damn job I've gone to for years cause thats what I do. Can't we just enjoy a cool breeze, a sunset, a weird random whacky thought that induces mental overload while the clouds float across the evening sky in orange, blue, white and pink. Let's just hang out and enjoy because tomorrow everything will be "normal" again.

[Synamon]

Hear, hear. I officially call this chat session to order. Aren't sunsets amazing? I love when the sky glows pink. And when it's done the stars fill the sky making it seem bigger and us seem smaller. That's a great feeling, the perspective of feeling small and insignificant that you get when you think about how far away the stars are.

[Elfrun]

Phew, cause I didn't care about quantum physics or gun laws and that would've sucked!

I'll do you one suckier though... I currently AM at the same damn job that I've gone to for years cause that's what I do! (not working right now though obviously :rolleyes:)

*grabs a cyber beer* mmm

*hangs*

*looks out window... notes the grey sky and sun but sees no sign of a sunset*

*puts finger in the air and feels the light breeze from the air conditioner* Brrr, why the hell is that on! *snuggles tighter in jacket*

*starts pondering random wacky thoughts*

Why do people communicate with words and speech? Wouldn't it be more efficient to simply understand thoughts?

[Wapiti]

I'll do you one suckier though... I currently AM at the same damn job that I've gone to for years cause that's what I do! (not working right now though obviously :rolleyes:)


Been there since 1999 and I keep showing up. I really don't want to play the oneupmanship game, I hate my job, ask those who know me, they'll tell you. I go there for other reasons and I'll continue to go there for those very reasons until the end, cause I'm a sadistic son of a bitch, screw everyone else.

Screw all that, lets just hang out. I want to hang out with you. Let's party.....

[Elfrun]

Yeah! Screw it all!

*resumes hanging*

[bladeserver]

I have to be normal?? Oh God this is going to be hard.

*Draws up chair and tries to look sane*

[Arcani]

*walks in and pulls up a seat* Is there any food at this party?

And what's wrong with Blade? Is he constipated or something?

[bladeserver]

*shhhh I'm faking sanity*.

"biscuits anyone?"

[Arcani]

*shhhh I'm faking sanity*.

"biscuits anyone?"

Ah... I see... in that case, I'll pass on the biscuits...

Speaking of sanity! Lets turn this into a Mad Tea Party!

[ssrprotege]

Speaking of sanity! Lets turn this into a Mad Tea Party!

A Mad Tea Party?! OK, another bungee jumping to Earl Grey Tea then!
Ah, I feel so xSTP....

[Wapiti]

Hey the party threads back. Good way to kill a party there Arcani, over a month. I'm impressed.

What should we do now?

[Deadgod]

Hey the party threads back. Good way to kill a party there Arcani, over a month. I'm impressed.

What should we do now?

Let's see...hmm....there hasn't been a metal show in a long time...maybe that's next...followed by whatever fluffy stuff these NFs are into and then maybe a dance party with mostly techno music. If nobody's in charge of the scheduling, I'd gladly take over.

[Arcani]

Hey the party threads back. Good way to kill a party there Arcani, over a month. I'm impressed.

What should we do now?

I know! I'm quite pleased with myself... I didn't even realize until ssr, in his xSTP :huh: ways, brought it back to life. Maybe... could it possibly... well, I'll give it a try:

Ahem! I suggest we turn this into a mad tea party!

*waits expectantly for the silence*

[ssrprotege]

Well, friends...let's have Earl Grey Tea ready and gossip for hours, shall we??

[Wapiti]

Let's see...hmm....there hasn't been a metal show in a long time...maybe that's next...followed by whatever fluffy stuff these NFs are into and then maybe a dance party with mostly techno music. If nobody's in charge of the scheduling, I'd gladly take over.


OK, I like this. Let's make a schedule. You can be the master scheduler. I suggest starting with the concert. Get a few of your favorite bands lined up, I'll get the stage ready and we'll go for it. I'll be back as soon as the tranny's(transmission that is, already ran into trouble with that one ;)) back in the car. Later.

[ssrprotege]

Not a bad idea, but let's make sure we have a tea time for gossips and celebrities. (for ones who don't understand why I am doing this, be observant!)

[Allie]

I know! I'm quite pleased with myself... I didn't even realize until ssr, in his xSTP :huh: ways, brought it back to life. Maybe... could it possibly... well, I'll give it a try:

Ahem! I suggest we turn this into a mad tea party!

*waits expectantly for the silence*

Young lady (gent?)! Time to go to the "Did you ever feel like you killed a thread" and confess! Don't look back, but I'll be right along after you :laugh:

In the meantime, let's have that tea.

[bladeserver]

*sits down in the corner plotting mayhem*

[PHS Philip]

*sits down in the corner plotting mayhem*

There's no need to plot it. As far as I know, parties are mayhem by default.

[Arcani]

Young lady (gent?)! Time to go to the "Did you ever feel like you killed a thread" and confess! Don't look back, but I'll be right along after you :laugh:

In the meantime, let's have that tea.

Gent will do :thumbsup:. As for confessing, well, it would be a travesty to bring that thread back on topic. I'd be shunned for even attempting it!

... Sounds fun, I'll meet you there :sneaky:!

[Allie]

Gent will do :thumbsup:. As for confessing, well, it would be a travesty to bring that thread back on topic. I'd be shunned for even attempting it!

... Sounds fun, I'll meet you there :sneaky:!


I lurked on there. Didn't see you...and ran. You sneaky devil!!!

[Arcani]

:ninja::curtain:

[UrbanSpaceman]

not like James Jones.. like normal hippy kool-aide drinkers. sheesh. Verdant GRASSESSSSSSSS.

come on!!

do you smoke the reefer azelismia? it's cool if you do.

[Wapiti]

ok, Deadgod fell thru I guess. First on stage tonight is: satriani (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.).

Any requests for who's up next?

[ssrprotege]

I request that you be next, Wapiti. ;)

[Wapiti]

I request that you be next, Wapiti. ;)

Yes, I like that request. Now we're talking. Any requests? What shall I sing?

[ssrprotege]

Um....what about this (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.).

[ssrprotege]

Wapiti is not singing? :(

[Wapiti]

Doh, sorry. Really busy. I'll hopefully start singing tomorrow.

La la la la la la la. (practicing)

[LionsPride]

I hear there's tea being served here that's borderline deadly, that sort of "out for a month" kind of deadly. I have this supersoaker and...well never mind. Is there any left in the pot?

[Wapiti]

oh, I forgot to sing - oh well. I don't feel like singing anymore. So who's next on stage? What happened to Deadgod?

Anyway, horse shoes anyone?

[Wapiti]

Let's party. Who's in?

[Moriarty]

Woohoo! Join my webcam par-tay (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)!

The fuse on the INTJf chatroom bomb has been officially lit. Countdown to meltdown.

Use the Java applet, gang.

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[pocohauntus]

Here we go...
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[Fanowene]

Ok, another random YouTube video... Stefan Raab is an amazing German comedian. Even though you can't understand everything (except the parts when Stefan Raab and Will Smith are talking to each other, or if you happen to know German)... Most Americans I have shown it to have liked it. :)
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