Worst Career Choice for the Above Poster

[sircockburn]

For example, if I was blackLieutenant, you'd probably not recommend me to be a divorce counselor. :p

Worst career for the poster above me: God. You don't exist!

Ready, get set, SLASH SOME DREAMS.

[phoboser]

Trauma nurse in Portland, OR.

[Gerard91]

Toilet cleaner

[discontinuous]

Talk show host.

[datagirl]

any job requiring a Linear Career Path

[jkatra]

A non-data career involving holding people's hands.

[sircockburn]

Bird poacher. (I don't know who you are)

[MrFreakaficial]

Garbage man.

[MrFlaneur]

bereavement counselor

[GettingBetter]

Entertainment clown for kids

[Gerard91]

teacher

[Philanthropist]

Prostitute

[plotthickens]

Social worker

[antistu]

Substance Abuse Counselor

[Taste of peat]

Sanitary sewer cleaner.

[sircockburn]

Full-time protester for pacifism

[Gerard91]

president of dog-help organization

[timeineternity]

Saleswoman for Avon

[Blse]

Funeral-home director (given the username)

[Gerard91]

Saleswoman for Avon

<hahaha :D My sister was actually an Avon saleswoman once :P.>

higher management member

[Metaphor]

Mormon church pastor.

[GettingBetter]

Catholic Nun

[BellaBianca]

Airport guard.

[Artio]

cashier in Mc Donald's

[BellaBianca]

Bear hunter

[plotthickens]

Tibetan monk

[Distance]

Daycare worker.

[plotthickens]

Skin Care Professional.

[Blse]

Econometrics professor.

[plotthickens]

Chocolatier.

[antistu]

Puppeteer

[mozartus]

Househusband.

[plotthickens]

20's jazz singer.

[NoGrayArea01]

Street performer

[mozartus]

WWE Wrestler.

[Gerard91]

saleswoman

[Mikk]

Test subject at Enrichment Center for Aperture Laboratories

[Philanthropist]

Phys. Ed. teacher

[Calica]

firefighter

[Taste of peat]

crocodile hunter

[happy]

Chicken Sexer

[Taste of peat]

clown soldier

[BellaBianca]

TV preacher

[nat]

Prostitute.

[Blse]

Creepy guy who cuts the hair on store manikins.

[80r]

Scientology Personality Specialist.

[True Rune]

PR for children's network.

[BellaBianca]

Car salesman.

[Seraffa]

Pidgeon and Pest Control Dispatcher

[Philanthropist]

Acrobat

[sircockburn]

Genocide leader

[Gerard91]

photo model

[Fuego]

on-board computer of a spacecraft headed for an odyssey in the year 2001

[Gerard91]

writer

[Philanthropist]

Necromancer

[mozartus]

Cheerleader

[Gerard91]

surgeon

[timeineternity]

Anti-comedian

[BellaBianca]

Comedian.

[Philanthropist]

Nail technician

[Distance]

Construction worker.

[IotaNull]

Public face of a corporation.

[Philanthropist]

Perfume salesman

[Gerard91]

clerk

[timeineternity]

Socialist leader.

[Doppelbock]

Driving instructor.

[GettingBetter]

speaker of the house

[Gerard91]

architect

[BellaBianca]

Fox - farmer.

[Othesemo]

Civil servant in the ministry of truth.

[BellaBianca]

Big Brother.

[GettingBetter]

taxidermist

[Othesemo]

Head of marketing.

[BellaBianca]

Door to door salesman.

[Othesemo]

Concert Flugelhornist

[BellaBianca]

Talk-show host

[Othesemo]

CEO

[BellaBianca]

Tabloid journalist

[Othesemo]

Celebrity magazine editor

[discontinuous]

Extra.

[envirodude]

pipelayer

[storm eyes]

Hair technician.

[Othesemo]

Book burner

[BellaBianca]

Book binder

[Gerard91]

president

[NixonKneivel]

optometrist

[antistu]

secret service

[NixonKneivel]

dermatology model

[Gerard91]

Cooking show host.

[gracious]

Love Boat cruise director

[NixonKneivel]

Cooking show host.

Now, we must always remember to DICE the marinated supervillain, not mince, so that the garlic penetrates the corners of the adamantium helmet. Now, set that to simmer in the shiraz, while we turn our attention to the honey-glazed henchmen...........

[Othesemo]

Box unpacker at Walgreens.

[GettingBetter]

accountant

[Gerard91]

childcare worker

[BellaBianca]

Line dancer

[jkatra]

Record maintenance clerk, salary grade level 2

[BellaBianca]

Nurse.

[sircockburn]

Slaughterhouse worker

[BellaBianca]

Midwife

[Bobsama]

Scientist.

[BellaBianca]

Gardener

[jkatra]

Entry-level waste disposal technician

[BellaBianca]

Children's day - care worker.

[Othesemo]

Department head of the maternity ward.

[NixonKneivel]

Tom Selleck impersonator

[Othesemo]

Person charged with spreading anthrax amongst the masses.

[green eyes]

Batman.

[John01]

Undertaker

[Metaphor]

Talk show host.

[antistu]

stripper

[green eyes]

Catholic priest.

[Othesemo]

Executioner

[Gerard91]

politician

[discontinuous]

mystery Sausage maker

[green eyes]

Assembly line worker.

[Bobsama]

Companion

[green eyes]

^ There is a career for that?

Yours: Animal shelter employee.

[Gerard91]

corporation leader

[BellaBianca]

Fashion commentator.

[Gerard91]

pigeon keeper

[jkatra]

COBOL programmer

[Othesemo]

Cosmetic Surgeon in Chicago

[Bobsama]

PITA activist

[Othesemo]

Social Worker

[Gerard91]

ship captain

[venuspop]

horticulturist

[antistu]

dog catcher

[Artio]

sewer

[BellaBianca]

Paris Hilton (Yes, I think that's some sort of career)

---------- Post added 05-16-2011 at 11:22 AM ----------

By the way - that was for antistu - I think Artio could have made a funny Paris Hilton.

[antistu]

streetcleaner


(I'd strangle that bitch.)

[Artio]

I'd strangle myself if I was Paris Hilton.

For some reason I can't see Stu as a cable guy.

[Dolores]

Playboy bunny

[Gerard91]

TV news reporter

[discontinuous]

Euthanizer

[killyridols]

Manatee breeder

[envirodude]

Butcher.

[Gerard91]

car salesman

[Othesemo]

Russian Translator

[Artio]

dog poo collector

[BellaBianca]

IKEA consultant

[Gerard91]

attorney

[BellaBianca]

Professional hockey - player

[jkatra]

Nuclear Decontamination Technician

[BellaBianca]

Hairstylist

[Gerard91]

restaurant cook

[Othesemo]

Slaughterhouse Worker

[sircockburn]

Wet nurse

[Synapse]

Dog groomer.

[BellaBianca]

Reality show star

[Synapse]

Factory worker.

[BellaBianca]

British Royalty

[HAL 9000]

Crash test dummy.

[Gerard91]

accountant

[Synapse]

Exterminator

[Othesemo]

Humane-society euthanizer.

[discontinuous]

Non-professional golf caddie.

[Synapse]

Kindergarten teacher.

[discontinuous]

Phrenologist

[Gerard91]

A.G.M (Australian Gay Model)

[discontinuous]

Shoe shiner.

[Taste of peat]

Bum (yeah, it is a full-time job)

[timewarpson]

Ralph Macchio's stunt double in Karate Kid IV.

[Feste]

rock musical actor

[HAL 9000]

Donald Trump's Chauffeur.

[IronSulfide]

Spiritual advisor.

[TweekR]

Bodyguard.

[Synapse]

Janitor

[HAL 9000]

Expert in psychic medicine.

[sircockburn]

Gigolo

[TweekR]

Mobile phone salesman

[HAL 9000]

IRS Agent

[TweekR]

Peace corp recruiter

[HAL 9000]

UN Peacekeeper

[TweekR]

Yoga instructor

[HAL 9000]

Plastic Toy Assembler

[Synapse]

Amish farmer

[aok]

Identity Theft Protection

[GettingBetter]

yoga instructor

[Mohammad]

customer rep.

[ScissorMeTimbrs]

pilot

[datagirl]

Nursing Home Recreational Therapist

[Synapse]

Sailor

[venuspop]

neurologist

[GettingBetter]

vegetarian chef

[Artio]

The Undertaker

[killyridols]

Catholic Nun

[Othesemo]

Conservative politician in favor of eugenics.

[sentientbeing]

Porn Star

[Reddkatz]

A Chucky Cheese employee.

[UnrulyR3d]

flight attendant

[IronSulfide]

exorcist

[Sethis]

Sex therapist.

[IronSulfide]

Zookeeper.

[Artio]

hospital clown

[Vermillion]

Russian bear wrestler

[gracious]

Junior stuntman on the set of the next Jackass film

[GettingBetter]

professional wrestler

[discontinuous]

Obnoxious infomercial director/producer.

[Eye on Earth]

Film Continuity Editor.

[killyridols]

Nerf herder.

[Synapse]

Social worker

[GrnEyz]

turd twirler

[GettingBetter]

reality tv star

[Yuri]

Ballerina?

[GettingBetter]

Amish wife

[killyridols]

Factory worker at a prophylactic plant.

[IronSulfide]

Taxi driver.

[Sprelious]

Exterminator

[IronSulfide]

Construction worker.

[paleoeco]

Chemist

[antistu]

Taxidermist

[Artio]

barber

[IronSulfide]

Celebrity chef.

[Loneliness]

Butcher.

[IronSulfide]

Window washer.

[discontinuous]

Career counselor.

[GettingBetter]

Accountant

[Negativezero]

Lemon aid stand Owner

[John F Kennedy]

Anyone other than a Zen monk.

[storm eyes]

A president, in an open top car.

[John F Kennedy]

An ophthalmologist.

[GettingBetter]

A Jewish Republican politician

[discontinuous]

That annoying douchebag hired by big companies to go around and make sure people "feel good".

[storm eyes]

That annoying douchebag hired by big companies to go around and make sure people "feel good".

Motivational speaker

[jkatra]

Assistant waste management technician.

[John F Kennedy]

Assistant bio-waste management technician in an animal clinical studies establishment.

[Anderson]

Lumberjack

[antistu]

Warden

[Cepheid]

Aircraft Maintenance.

[EverybodyLies]

Prostitution

[BellaBianca]

Catholic priest

[GettingBetter]

roller derby queen

[IronSulfide]

Gynecologist.

[Negativezero]

Youth pastor

[alt lit]

Motivational speaker

[John F Kennedy]

Photographer.

[venuspop]

politician

(based on nick)

[IronSulfide]

Taxidermist.

[Cepheid]

Gastrointestinal Doctor.

[antistu]

Ice Cream truck driver

[IronSulfide]

Children's entertainer.

[gracious]

Babysitting Celine Dion's kids.

[IronSulfide]

Oil sands technician.

[John F Kennedy]

Biological taxonomist (based on avatar).

[antistu]

President Assassin

[jmiz06]

marine biologist

[antistu]

Coach for the Jamaican bob sled team

[John F Kennedy]

Walmart greeter.

[IronSulfide]

Boil lancer.

[alt lit]

Interior designer.