Ways to Screw with People

[ThaiGreenTea]

I skinned my knees in gym yesterday so when I tell people the story, it goes something like this:

I skinned my knees yesterday. There was blood everywhere. I couldn't clean the wound or put bandages on them till I got home, and by then it was too late because sand was embedded in my knees. Oh yeah, I didn't get elected for the NHS presidential position either. I'm also going to die.






The last part can be added to anything [because its true!], and really adds to the drama.

[Jakalwarrior]

Youve totally lost me. If you want to mess with people though, just stand really close to them. They will automatically scoot away. Just keep following them until they run into some object.