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Kubert
06-02-2008, 01:19 PM
Hi

After a longer period of lurking, I decided to post. I couldn't find
any rules about having to introduce yourself, but I thought I propably
should. Why else would there be an Introduction forum? However,
the use of it eludes me to some degree. How many ways are there
to say "Hi", "Welcome" or "*waves*"? Now, a bot doing this could
make this forum quite a bit more efficent ...

Anyway. About me: I'm 20 years, INTJ and male.

Posting in a forum is unusually extroverted for me. I think it might
do me good. I'm rather confident that I will reach the 2 posts boundary,
we'll see about 15.

notoppings
06-02-2008, 07:10 PM
I like the intro and wish you well on the two post level, don't strain yourself, but hope you exert yourself at least to the 15 post level, good luck and good reading.

Elfrun
06-02-2008, 09:55 PM
Are you a bot :suspicious:

Motor Jax
06-03-2008, 11:45 AM
i was wondering the same thing

well, welcome

rwyatt365
06-03-2008, 12:19 PM
OK, for the last time...here are the rules;

- All prospective members must post a $5,000 surety bond (PM me for details and my PayPal account).

- New members must be sponsored by an existing forum member. Moderator or Admin sponsorship counts double, either positively, or negatively.

- Following initial screening, new members must make a posting in the 'Introductions' thread within 24 hours. Please provide the following information; name, address, phone number, national identification number (SSN for US citizens), at least two bank references, spouse (or significant others) name, sexual orientation, employer and gross annual salary.

- Within 48 hours new members must submit photos to the moderators. There must be at least; one head shot, one full body shot, one swimsuit shot, one 'wistful look' shot and one 'INTJ-stare' shot. Acceptable photos will be posted (in the new member's name) to the 'Member Pictures' thread. All photos remain the property of INTJf and for the exclusive use of the administrative staff.

- All non-INTJs are required to report to Medical for implantation of the mandatory mind-control device (it won't hurt).

- All INTJs will be issued particle beam weapons and high explosives. Please read the instructions carefully. Mis-use is grounds for extreme huggles and detention in the NF Club for 30 days.

Any questions?

curiousjane
06-03-2008, 12:25 PM
*raises hand*

Ummm? Rwyatt? How do I diffuse a bomb in 50 seconds or less? I have an errant member sent my way with this weird vest thingy ... and it won't stop counting down.

*looks distractedly at the new guy*

Oh, yeah ... hi back, I guess?

*waves rwyatt over to the NF Club frantically*

rwyatt365
06-03-2008, 12:37 PM
Just use the secret code that we talked about. You know, the secret code *wink, wink*.

And, whatever you do don't cut the red wire!! :scared:

replicant
06-04-2008, 01:19 AM
Are you a bot :suspicious:

I smell dalek.:scared:

Kubert
06-04-2008, 12:40 PM
Are you a bot :suspicious:

You meant me? I thought you might have meant notoppings.
No, despite my bot avatar and my constant fear to fail the
turingtest, I'm not a bot and I try not to be offended by ongoing
rumors that state otherwise.

Where did you get that idea from, anyway? I think I need
to improve my disgu... eh I mean I need to come of as more personable
and humanly. Maybe smiling helps? :) :rolleyes:

Elfrun
06-04-2008, 06:11 PM
Phew, I'm pretty sure bots don't do smiles. Welcome :)

Synamon
06-04-2008, 09:39 PM
Welcome bot guy, hey you are already up to 11 posts, only 4 more to go for the fateful 15. Look ma I can add, stating the obvious is just one more service we INTJ's offer.

rwyatt365
06-05-2008, 07:23 AM
Go 'bert, go! Go 'bert go! *INTJ cheering section*