Having Two Eyes: An INTJ Trait?

[OneBadMother]

Discuss.

[Motor Jax]

ha ha ha ha ha hm hm hm hm hm hm he he he he he

^ lol...


hmmm, that's definitely an SF type... no, really...

[Jgib5328]

I don't think it's exclusive to the INTJs, I've also noticed that certain INTPs and INFJs also have this trait.

[mkay]

Damn, my four eyes always give me away.

[TheLastMohican]

Yes, I have double-eye disorder, too, OBM.

ha ha ha ha ha hm hm hm hm hm hm he he he he he


See how other types laugh at us for it?





TheLastMohican added to this post, 1 minutes and 14 seconds later...

I don't think it's exclusive to the INTJs, I've also noticed that certain INTPs and INFJs also have this trait.

Dominant Ni is closely linked, but I never heard of an INTP with the condition. He must have been mistyped.

[sriv]

See how other types laugh at us for it?


I was always bullied as a child for having two eyes. :anxious:

[PHS Philip]

I dunno, I think having two eyes is more of an SJ thing. Real INTJ's are much more outside the norm.

[mkay]

Maybe INTJs have one eye? An all-seeing eye?

[sriv]

Maybe INTJs have one eye? An all-seeing eye?

IMHO it appears subjective, vicarious, and abstruse.

[TheLastMohican]

I was always bullied as a child for having two eyes. :anxious:

*sympathy* I'm sure they were just jealous of you.

I dunno, I think having two eyes is more of an SJ thing. Real INTJ's are much more outside the norm.

Maybe INTJs have one eye? An all-seeing eye?

Both of you have missed the point entirely, which is very un-INTJ-like. You must be imposters.

[Latte]

I have 2 eyes. Maybe I'm INTJ?

Or actually, I used to be INTJ when I was younger. Mayhap that's why I have 2 eyes.


This MBTI stuff is so confusing.

[mkay]

You must be imposters.

I am not (nervously covering three of my eyes).

[HackerX]

I approve of this thread.

[onlyparallel]

I would approve of this thread if I had eyes to read it.

I think often INTJs may miss what seems obvious to others. WE may have deep intellect but sometimes common sense evades us. Therefore I don't think we have any eyes, but a really good innner eye.

[Motor Jax]

inner eye is good with some farva beets and a nice chianti...

[INTJoe]

I have 3 eyes. 2 are blue, 1 is brown. There. :blank:

[curiousjane]

Aye, aye.

It's a terrible ailment, three dimensional vision.

[Solaris]

mkay, it must be an ENT thing to have four eyes. Oh, the horror! And all the INFJs I know seem to have three eyes or more only, never just two.

[Elfrun]

OH MY GOD, I thought it was just me.

This is why I love this forum, I'm not so weird in here :)

[Wapiti]

I have 5 eye's myself. Is 5 normal?

[rwyatt365]

Here's another case of the mis-application of MBTI to purely physiological attributes. It's been clinically proven in a number of double-blind studies that the number of eyes is totally unrelated to the MBTI type-code (re; the Yaldo Eye Institute study, 1992, "Eye Count and Introversion - Fact or Fancy?", Lowenstein and Bechtel, 1976, "'Four-Eyes' and INTJ Correlation", Kranowski Vision Center, 2003, "Debunking the Third-Eye", et al). I think if we would check the facts and stop with useless speculation and arbitrary conjecture we would see that INTJs clearly have no fewer and no more eyes than the rest of the general population.

[curiousjane]

rwyatt, as usual, the depth of your responses is astounding.

[phantasma]

I have 97 googly eyes, along with my four real all seeing eyes. It's great fun.

[thod]

Having 2 eyes is not sufficient to make you an INTJ, you must have 2 superior eyes.

[punkyplatypus]

I have 'em, but I don't use them much.
I'm busy day dreaming about laser vision :evil:

[Elfrun]

Um, so... even after the transformation from INTJ to ENFP I have still two eyes, am I only considered an ENFP when I close them?

[TheLastMohican]

Um, so... even after the transformation from INTJ to ENFP I have still two eyes, am I only considered an ENFP when I close them?

No, you are using your tertiary eye. That's the one with the cataract.

[Terian]

I approve of this thread.You want to give him head?

[thegnat]

I have six eyes. Eyes, glasses, and goggles of course. My vision's extra special.

[Metaphor]

I approve of this thread.

Agreed.

I have four eyes, however, when I'm in the car two of them are usually hidden.

[qwerty]

And slowly over the months, the greedy and manipulative intj's changed the chant from:
"four eyes good, two eyes bad"
to
"four eyes good, two eyes better"

Ref: Animal farm :P

[HackerX]

You want to give him head?

You miss read.

It said; I want to remove your head.

[Terian]

You miss read.

It said; I want to remove your head.You want him dead?

[HackerX]

You want him dead?

With the fishes, feet in lead.

[Terian]

With the fishes, feet in lead.That's not what you said.

[Homini Lupus]

Every INTJ worth its MBTI test has already discovered its third eye or is in the path of enlightenment in order to do so => INTJs have three eyes, not two.

[Antares]

I inherited the LGM gene (little green men). Three eyes, brother. One on the back of my head.

[HackerX]

That's not what you said.

No, it's what your mum said :D

[Terian]

No, it's what your mum said :DI think that's the rough equivalent of a C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.

[szaxazs]

Am I the only one without eyes?To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

[fonmaneal]

The number of eyes I have is a sercet.(NEED TO KNOW)
You have no need:)

[szaxazs]

Hey, according to your avatar, you have no eyes too, just like me.
Now I have to wear theese stupid funky green glasses. Damn them.
I see the world through psychic powers though, the glasses are used to hold the beams in, I am just so like Cyclops, I pwn so much.
Hmm I can see you had three eyes, one of which was in the forehead.
Or someone thrusted some kind of hammer in your forhead, and you died.
Or maybe you were born with a hole there, or made it yourself. In the latter case you might have just used this hole to make some slots so as to connect your brain with a computer, but if such a thing happened, you obviously screwed up and fried yourself like a chicken. Now you are an undead with a stupid hole in your head, but no more stupid than my fucken green glasses are.

So you are either undead, or someone used a fork for the wrong job, the wrong time, at the wrong person, and if you are not undead you must have some really serious skin disease (w/o flesh at all, nice).
If you are not undead lets say the hole in the forhead was made when you fell of the cradle, and you broke your head, in that case you somehow survived TBI and death, but you have a stupid hole there. Sometimes you might just wish you had died, shouting about how unfair it is having such a hole in your head. In school life would have been troublesome at least.

Now you are just as fucked up as I am.
We are all fucked up. Somehow.
W00t.

[lollardy2000]

I do not know how many eyes I have because they only point inside of my head and away from the real, external, outside world. Oops, forgot - I am ENTJ now!

But I do have double vision (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) (does this date me?)

[Uberfuhrer]

Easily the best thread on the forum.

[bladeserver]

Speaking just for myself, and not in my capacity as INTJ ambassador, I think having two functional eyes is way overrated. I was born with one eye which seems to disprove the original proposition unless we start getting into some nature vs nurture debate.

[lollardy2000]

Speaking just for myself, and not in my capacity as INTJ ambassador, I think having two functional eyes is way overrated. I was born with one eye which seems to disprove the original proposition unless we start getting into some nature vs nurture debate.

whoa! does your robot eye point to the inside of YOUR head too?!?

[bladeserver]

whoa! does your robot eye point to the inside of YOUR head too?!?
Ummm yes.

[Haphazard]

I only have one eye. I used to have a cybernetic one too, but I got rid of it because maintenance was too much.

So I'm pretty sure this disproves it.

[Uberfuhrer]

I have a patch over one eye, it's got a little monitor inside linked to a camera attached to the back of my head so I can make sure I'm not being followed.

[onlyparallel]

*sighs in contentment* this thread is the best.

Anyway, I retract my earlier comment and decide that INTJs have two high functioning eyes allowing us to see more than anyother type, like 40/40 vision or some such nonsense.

[Beery Swine]

Funny you should mention that: I currently have two eyes. I lost my third in an illegal mahjong game in Finland. They were ruthless cutthroats.

[schwartzie]

damn you synamon for linking to this (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.). It's a seven-month-genuine-pure-Dead thread, and now I canna resist 'n I must resurrect it to say I miss these posters like crazy. Well, all except teh Hack, who is alive and still resisting.

*inserts third eye to contemplate lost compatriots*

*fade to black*

[Synamon]

I always thought this thread was very unscientific.... because it didn't have a poll. :laugh:

[Shorgenfunkel]

It seems to me that the two-eye phenotype is caused by our position on the Fi/Te tandem processing spectrum. To use some examples from music, there is the quintessential INFP Charles Schuldiner of Death, with his musical work "1,000 Eyes," which can only be construed as autobiographical. On the other end of the continuum, there is the classic ode to Te (enumerating, organizing), "One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater." With the volume of information we have far exceeding adequacy (2 sources) and the impressive credentials behind the research (poetic licenses), we can conclude that the Fi/Te tandem processing spectrum is indeed the cause of eye inventory. From this we can conclude as well that EXTJs would have one eye.

[Prunesquallor]

I have two, but one's broken.

I think we do need a poll :)

[INTJoe]

2 eyes = INTJ
1 ambitious eye, 1 lazy eye = INTP, ldo.

[Feral]

I do. It's what makes makes me more speshuler than everyone else.

[True Rune]

Perhaps we should type some pirates.

[Tyrant Soup]

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye!

[BlackMita]

Define "eyes" ...

[eternaltriangle]

I have not reviewed your arguments, but I can conclude by that each of your posts are incorrect. They suffer from a range of logical shortcomings. Some, such as the claim by some that they have X number of eyes, are claims made on experience, rather than generalizable theoretical claims verified by the data.

Others discuss typing pirates. Anybody with half a brain knows that pirates reject MBTI. They prefer the NEO-PI-ARRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr test.

[graciela224]

I usually have two eyes, sometimes I have four eyes, and every once in a while I have three eyes!!! The third one has the ability to change color depending on my outfit.

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[schwartzie]

Perhaps we should type some pirates.

aye! pirates love typin'. p-i-r-a-t-e-s. thar!

[Indy]

Certainly not, only schizophrenics have two I's.

[Feral]

Certainly not, only schizophrenics have two I's.

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[Rudy]

Almost all INTJs have two eyes, and since correlation implies causation, we know that one must cause the other. The only question is, what direction is the relationship?

What?! My logic is perfect!

[Googamanga]

i usually have 4 eyes, but i go back to two for sleep and shower, and some other activities....