When you got drunk and made a total ass out of yourself.

[Phrixos]

Tequilla = Bad.

I'm not very good at being social infact I'm quite bad, and under circumstance can often get quite angry. I'm not the kind of person to forgive and forget but more rather straight to fixing the source of the problem to assure there are no repeat occurances. That mentality + a beer card and 5-6 shots of tequilla brought out the best in me last night.

Yesterday it rained and i stepped into a puddle off the bus on my way home (wearing my regular shoes) they were soaked and i deemed them unfit for ware. So needing another pair of shoes to go with work clothes....

I had to use my ahh special shoes. They are snakeskin leather and looks like zebra on the inside... didn't cost me shit all. Got them for wearing on my desk.

Went to the local, everything was fine, I was enjoying being there and getting along with everyone and taking everyones shit about my shoes which i had expected because... there show pony shoes to be honest. It just a statment of anti vegatarianism as far as i am concerned.

Got a fair bit from this guy, like everything he said was to do with my shoes. So well into the night and after tequilla etc i decided to tell him that i will belt him if he gives me shit about my shoes, but ... i had to drunkenly convince him. Like a drunken man, on tequilla that has had enough shit from the fucking emo that is giving you shit about your god damned sexy shoes. So yeah i went back inside and finished my last beer and decided talking was not a good idea and had made my mind up to hit him, I don't know why i found that to be logical....anyway i got about 3 words in when my other friend dragged me from where i was standing and took me into another section of the pub where i had gathered a small audience from loud drunked angry ramble..... I continued to tell this guy off that wasnt there as if he was and then couldnt get out the front door of the pub and someone had to help me.

I feel rather stupid and i have a hangover. Sorry about the "structure" etc. No brain today. Have the dumb, soz.

Can someone tell me a worse one so i dont feel so bad??

[schmidt]

Well... This has, sadly, happened a couple of times.
Having a good time (after party, a festival, at the pub) and we start talking about piercings... And i show my, let us say, private piercings :)

And once in Berlin, pissed out of my mind i lost my cell phone twice, told all my friends that I wasn't drunk at all (this was told to me the day after). And as a sign of good history knowledge .... made not-so-smart hand and arm movements looking for a cab...

[Phrixos]

Turns out one of the girls i was up there with threw her drink over that guy. and then my mates hwho came over after went up there and just to fuck them around go up and said whos messing with Tim and they all shat bricks and started explaining over the top of eachother that it wasnt ment to have happened like that.

Sucko. I feel awesome now.

[notoppings]

I can't say I made an ass of myself but I can say I made a spectacle of myself on at least one occasion that I remember.

I was 24 and at the Mardi Gras in New Orleans and after a all day party session with friends we decide to head back to our room. We were trying to cross a street but the traffic was horrible so I decide to direct traffic to ease the congestion no one payed attention to me so I got naked and started to direct traffic again this time I got a lot of attention. A cop comes along and doesn't arrest me he just said after you clear up this corner why don't you move on down to Canal it's a bit tied up too. I got dressed and left.

I have often wondered why that cop was so nice that night.