Sun-Haters Rant

[Xenolar]

I was reading the "sun-lovers rave" thread, and I was shocked that people could love the summer so much. So yes, the summer doth approach. But, rather frankly, I greatly lament it. The deadly heat. The devastatingly bright sunlight. The humidity. The sweat. Oh, the sticky sweat. The nearly inhuman desperation of reaching the nearest air-conditioner, spot of shade, and/or ice-cream vendor. Is there anyone else here who despises it all? Anyone who sometimes believes that an eternal winter would work out for the best? Anyone who, as the dreaded day of June 21st approaches, progressively becomes less willing to venture outdoors? You know who you are. Yes, perhaps we are fewer in number, but we must remain stronger in will. My heliophobic, winter-loving, summer-hating brethren...we must rise up against the tyranny of the sun lovers! Long live the cold and dark! Let us be proud of our sickeningly pale skin!

[notoppings]

Get some sunglasses and a sunscreen with a high SPF, lose all the clothes except for a swim suit and I'll give you a ride in my convertible.

The wind from my car will keep you cool and we will cruise to the nearest college and enjoy the site of the barely clad young folk.

I promise that when you start to sweat to much I will dunk you in the pool and pass you your favorite beverage.

Come out and enjoy the SUN.;D:mad:

[azelismia]

Get some sunglasses and a sunscreen with a high SPF, lose all the clothes except for a swim suit and I'll give you a ride in my convertible.

The wind from my car will keep you cool and we will cruise to the nearest college and enjoy the site of the barely clad young folk.

I promise that when you start to sweat to much I will dunk you in the pool and pass you your favorite beverage.

Come out and enjoy the SUN.;D:mad:


xenolar just needs to move to Seattle or anchorage where it isn't a problem. I welcome the sun for it's rarity.

[anul]

I love winter and the cold. I put on sunscreen whenever I have to drive more than a half an hour. I need to move to the north, where the winters are long, and the summers are almost nonexistent.

[Noehelia]

I hate the sun in the summer, I just can't stand the feeling on my skin and when you get sweaty of the heat it is like sun rays cook salt on you. I avoid the sun in the summer since I was 15. It is rather funny that I live in Greece.

But I love the sun in the winter.

[AgentofGaming]

Well when June comes going outside will feel like walking into an oven. As well I suspect getting burned by sun rays is not a good idea.

[curiousjane]

Get some sunglasses and a sunscreen with a high SPF, lose all the clothes except for a swim suit and I'll give you a ride in my convertible.


A high SFP doesn't hurt, either. :thumbsup:

[catd]

I was reading the "sun-lovers rave" thread, and I was shocked that people could love the summer so much. So yes, the summer doth approach. But, rather frankly, I greatly lament it. The deadly heat. The devastatingly bright sunlight. The humidity. The sweat. Oh, the sticky sweat. The nearly inhuman desperation of reaching the nearest air-conditioner, spot of shade, and/or ice-cream vendor. Is there anyone else here who despises it all? Anyone who sometimes believes that an eternal winter would work out for the best? Anyone who, as the dreaded day of June 21st approaches, progressively becomes less willing to venture outdoors? You know who you are. Yes, perhaps we are fewer in number, but we must remain stronger in will. My heliophobic, winter-loving, summer-hating brethren...we must rise up against the tyranny of the sun lovers! Long live the cold and dark! Let us be proud of our sickeningly pale skin!


You'd love Seattle

[OmegaPsi]

Bah stupid sun, give me nice dark clouds and around 20-50[F] degree highs. Sad thing is, I'm here in the SE so summers are horribly long, hot, and humid.

[catd]

xenolar just needs to move to Seattle or anchorage where it isn't a problem. I welcome the sun for it's rarity.

Just saw this. I need to read the entire thread before posting :laugh:

[Double Victory]

I only have pale skin because my skin only has two settings: pale, and blistering burn. I don't know why anyone would want to be in darkness all the time. How high-school goth-kid.

Although, I will give to you the heat thing. Nothing makes me crankier than being really hot.

[44sunsets]

We have quite a few INTJs in our IT department at work (and yes, quite a few of them are women, because we're a cultural institution which attracts a female majority staff). It's always dark as a cave -- all overhead lighting is turned off and blinds are down to keep the sunlight out. Anyone who visits our work area always comments on how dark it is.

For the quick venture outside, parasols and sunglasses are the order of the day.

I keep my light on, because it kills my eyes to work in the dark on the computer.

[rwyatt365]

Xenolar, I wish you luck on your quest for sunlessness and pallid complexion. Collect your brethern together and shake your fists at the life-giving orb that is the sun. I will sweat in your place. I will burn in your stead. Occlude youselves behind shuttered windows - the sun shall strike my face and not yours. And as you cower behind the artifical blast of artic, "conditioned" air I will cavort amonst the barely clad, nubile mass of femininity - their skins glistening with dewy drops of perspiration. To whom I will offer a kerchief and a cool drink in anticipation of...favors.

Then we will trade places at the equinox. You on the ascent, me on the descent. The days will shorten and the skies darken with leaden clouds waiting to encase the earth again with the accursed snow. Hide now, your time will come. Ours, and the sun, is for now.

[Scantilyclad]

I hate summer very much, in fact i hate any season where it is warmer than 50 degrees outside. Texas Summers are horrible. It's not even june yet and we'v already had ridiculous heat advisories, on Sunday the heat advisory was 105! Too hot for me. I'm always anxiously awaiting summer to be over every year

[Beery Swine]

F*<} the sun right up the @$$. Who does it think it is? Making it all hot n stuff so's a guy can't even walk outside without it gettin muggy in his draws. When the earth revolution starts back so the sun's rays are hitting the northern hemisphere sooner, that's when every bug in the world crawls out from under its rock and decides that Dallas is its new home. Can't take 3 steps without having some flying thing with too many legs think that your face is the most interesting and beautiful thing in the world. It's for the boyds, I tell yez!