Green M&Ms rule, they're better than the rest.

[Wapiti]

Green M&Ms are the stuff.... They just taste better than all the others. They deserve their own thread. I think I'll write a poem or song or something to there greatness.
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And there sexy.

[Elfrun]

I’m offended by your discriminatory attitude whyme, it’s not how something looks on the outside that matters it’s what on the inside that counts - all M&M’s are created equal.

Disappointed whyme, very disappointed *shakes head in disgust*

[Tenacious B]

Green M&Ms are no different than the others. It is merely the chromatic aberration of the human eye that makes the green wavelengths catch your attention a bit more.

[Wapiti]

It's not solely based upon looks, they taste better, they do, they really do taste better - green tastes so good. Green, Green Green Green.
I agree, whats on the inside does matter too. Thats why I prefer dark chocolate m&m's - they are far superior to the other non-dark chocolate varieties of M&Ms.

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[Solaris]

*high fives whyme*

Green Dark Chocolate M&Ms FTW!

Let's go eat some ribeye next...hhmmm....we need a thread for meat lovers...I wonder if there is one. If not, I'm making one!

[Hdier]

No, the red ones are best...they're (btw, that's how it should be spelled in the title, not there) the color of blood, which tastes better than any M&M.

[Elfrun]

Eep *mental note, avoid Hdier, my spelling and grammer will only bring me shame*

[Wapiti]

Red M&M's are bad, they are evil, they cause cancer - the blue one's do too. You're best to just throw them away or paint them green, then they are ok. Better yet, buy only green M&Ms.

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[curiousjane]

Green M&Ms are a travesty. A desolation. They should be banned. They should be thrown into a furnace and burned.

Oh, wait. Those are W&Ws.

My bad.

[sriv]

One would think that whyme would like the pink ones best.

[Wapiti]

Yes, if they had pink M&M's they would without a doubt be my favorite......but I must settle for green, the new color of love. At least there are pink hearts on the above package.

Green M&Ms are also good for the environment because they are.......GREEN.

[Elfrun]

Rather than throwing out the so called 'evil' M&M's can you send me all to me? I’ll find a good environmentally friendly home for them *mmm, rubs belly*

[sriv]

Yes, if they had pink M&M's they would without a doubt be my favorite......but I must settle for green, the new color of love. At least there are pink hearts on the above package.

Green M&Ms are also good for the environment because they are.......GREEN.

Don't worry - They exist.

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[Wapiti]

OK, I lied. Green is still my favorite. Green M&Ms are better than pink but not by much.

Rather than throwing out the so called 'evil' M&M's can you send me all to me? I’ll find a good environmentally friendly home for them *mmm, rubs belly*

Step into the FOOD FIGHT thread and I'll send em your way.

[sriv]

OK, I lied. Green is still my favorite. Green M&Ms are better than pink but not by much.


HAH...I caught you pink handed!

[Elfrun]

*Puts on Freud hat*

Whyme, you say you are sexually attracted to green M&M’s eh? This is interesting, tell me about the relationship you had with your parents as a child, did you love your mother dearly, were you jealous of your father?

*takes hat off*

[Wapiti]

*lays on catch in Freud's office*

I'm sorry, what did you say? I nodded off there for a moment Freud.
I was dreaming.
*Freud asks about my dream*
I was ballroom dancing with a hot green M&M, we we're doing the tango. Then you woke me up.
What does it mean....................

[Elfrun]

I think it means you're broken. Oops, forgot the hat...

*repositions Freud hat*

Ah, tango, the dance of desire, clearly your dream shows unconscious desires for green chocolaty love, the question is why, what traumatic event transpired during your childhood to conceive this lust. Let us first focus on the relationship between father and son, the sanctity which we have ascribed to the restriction of the Decalogue dulls our perception of reality, we dare not notice humanities neglect of the fifth commandment. No doubt you directed your first sexual impulses towards your mother and hatred towards your father, you must forsake these feelings. Your wish fulfilment is obviously the desire for sexual fulfilment despite society’s negative stance towards ecologically aware M&M’s and their fear of inter-confectionary relationships.

*removes hat*

I think he thinks you're broken too ;D

[Wapiti]

Intriguing analysis there Freud. Yeah, I'm broken, I think I will drown my sorrows in some green M&Ms.

[rwyatt365]

Red M&M's are bad, they are evil, they cause cancer - the blue one's do too. You're best to just throw them away or paint them green, then they are ok. Better yet, buy only green M&Ms.
Everyone knows that the "evil red M&M" campaign was a dirty smear-tactic put on by the greenies in a feeble attempt to discredit the ever-popular red M&M's.

[Wapiti]

So are you saying that red M&M's are better than green? sacrilege.

[Elfrun]

You're both being terribly insensitive bigots, quite frankly the discrimination astounds me.

You should be ashamed.

[Hdier]

I agree with Trinity. We should not be judging these poor helpless M&M's based off of their color-they're all just chocolate on the inside!















But red M&M's are still better than the rest.

[rwyatt365]

I can't help it, I grew up in an environment where red M&M's were highly prized. Should I be blamed for my upbringing (no matter how mal-adjusted)? I'm a product of my environment!

[Hdier]

You can help it, you should be blamed, and you're not a product of your environment.

I would declare that you should be burned as a witch, but you are rooting for red M&M's, so I'll let you off with a warning.

Don't worry, people, I'm totally impartial.

But the next person who announces Green, Yellow, or any other color except red as best will be burned!

:Prepares witch-burning set:

[rwyatt365]

SEE! That's the kind of culturally insensitive attitude that promotes knee-jerk reactions to ingrained cultural biases without seeking to understand the deep-seated roots of peoples with different perspectives on...

Oh, hell! I can't even pretend to keep up this nature/nurture BS anymore! Just burn me now!!

[Elfrun]

Awesome a bonfire :smartass:

Marshmallows anyone? Personally I think the pink ones are so much better then the white one.

[Hdier]

No! The red ones are best!

Wait, marshmallows? Sorry, the black ones are best.

[Synamon]

Wait, what about people who are color blind? They can't tell the difference, woe is them. Red, green, it's all the same.

"When you eat your Smarties, do you eat the red ones last? Do you suck them very slowly or crunch them very fast? Eat that candy coated chocolate, but tell me when I ask. When you eat your Smarties, do you eat the red ones last?" That was a massively popular ad campaign when I was a kid. Yeah, yeah I know, what are Smarties? Just think of them as extra special Canadian M&Ms. And I didn't eat the red ones last but liked to eat 2 at a time of the same color. And I sucked them very slowly.

[Wapiti]

Who lit the fire? My M&Ms are starting to melt, the colors are merging and mixing.
This is unacceptable. Add smarties to the thread and we're coming undone. "Extra special canadian M&Ms".....ok back to consulting the google.....

[celesul]

I've actually tried to tell the difference between the colors of M&M. I had to try them with my eyes closed. I can tell the difference between some, but not all. Green and red taste about the same, and orange and yellow like the red but a bit milder, I suppose. The blue tastes a bit powdery, if that makes sense. The brown tastes the best though, really sweet ^.^

[mkay]

If you want to do further research, you can get M&Ms in many more colors beyond the standard bagged ones.

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Or you can personalize your M&Ms beyond the usual colors:
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[Elfrun]

*gasp* I liken that to genetically modifying an unborn baby, sacrilege.

An M&M is beautiful in it's own right whatever colour, tis not our position in life to play God and define what is aesthetically acceptable and what should be discarded. Shame on you mkay. :suspicious:

[mkay]

Evil laugh. I'm shameless.

[rwyatt365]

*gasp* I liken that to genetically modifying an unborn baby, sacrilege.

An M&M is beautiful in it's own right whatever colour, tis not our position in life to play God and define what is aesthetically acceptable and what should be discarded. Shame on you mkay. :suspicious:
M&Ms were created perfect in their original form and colors. We are tampering with the natural order of things when we go around making up these "bastard M&Ms"! Where have we strayed in our thinking, that such blasphemy is foisted on an unsuspecting public as "individualizing", or "personalizing".

Is there no shame?!

Evil laugh. I'm shameless.
...apparently not.

[Indy]

That reminds me.

Here in the Netherlands, they have licorish, a kind of dark, sticky stuff that, apparently, only Dutch people like.

In particular, there are these things called "Zwart-witjes", or "Black-whities", which look like black and white M&M's.

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I dont like to eat the black ones, only the whites, which are the majority of the candy. They do have different flavor, however, but doesnt make me feel less white-surpremacist.

To make matters even worse, there is a scene in American History X where the fat, dumb, racist guy, does the same thing of taking out a black one from a bowl full of whites.

:(

[punkyplatypus]

The Smurfette of m&ms...

[Wapiti]

smarties, oh smarties - I just remembered, just now what smarties are, I haven't had them for years. I crunch them all at once, all together. They are best chilled, right out of the fridge. I haven't seen them here for years, I'm going to have to go find some.

"Bastard M&Ms"......still laughing at that phrase......

[mkay]

smarties, oh smarties - I just remembered, just now what smarties are, I haven't had them for years. I crunch them all at once, all together. They are best chilled, right out of the fridge. I haven't seen them here for years, I'm going to have to go find some.

"Bastard M&Ms"......still laughing at that phrase......

The Bastard M&Ms probably are hanging out with the Bastard Smarties -- you know the American ones, the ones that look and taste like children's aspirin? They're called Smarties, too, but they're not the same as the M&M-like ones.

[rwyatt365]

Hey! I like the (so-called) Bastard Smarties. Place one on tongue and let it dissolve slowly, repeat. The best ones are the semi-stale ones that dissolve into powder, as opposed to the harder, crunchy ones that are like hard candy.

[Jane]

I prefer bleu uns :D

[mkay]

OK, so of all the personality tests in the world, how come there's not one revealing your personality based on M&M color preference?

[Synamon]

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world...”, oh sorry off topic.

Let's make one, evil grin.

Since this thread exists Green means INTJ, what is INFJ?

[Elfrun]

ENFP = No preference, all M&Ms are loved and respected equally. No discrimination, no colour vilification.

[sriv]

ENFP = No preferance, all M&Ms are loved and respected equally. No descremenation, no colour vilification.

Same. I give them colors in my mind. :wiseguy:

[Synamon]

OK, so of all the personality tests in the world, how come there's not one revealing your personality based on M&M color preference?
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world...”, oh sorry off topic.

Let's make one, evil grin.

Since this thread exists Green means INTJ, what is INFJ?


Fine. Mark the ENTP's down as indecisive and unable to choose a color. Yoohoo other types, what is your favorite M&M color? This is your chance to influence a test. This is important work we are doing here. A little participation from the peanut gallery would be appreciated. Oh, peanut M&M's are my favorite btw, much better than plain.

[mkay]

Actually as an ENTP I would simply eat all the M&Ms indiscriminately.

[Synamon]

Actually as an ENTP I would simply eat all the M&Ms indiscriminately.

Noted, change the ENTP wording to "indiscriminately eat all colors of M&Ms".

Next?





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Ok a friend who is ISTJ says he likes orange, that's a sample of one, good enough. Hider is ISTx so lets assume he's really a P and he said he likes red. That's two down. LOL


Hubby likes blue and he's ESFJ so that's one more. Any more opinions?

[Elfrun]

Sriv. Do you feel like people are ignoring you now that you're an ENFP?

I was sure we answered Synamon's question. It's like I'm not even here anymore :!blank: God ENFP is emotional.

[mkay]

God ENFP is emotional.

Hey, don't cry into your M&Ms. (Pats you on the back.)

[rwyatt365]

Did someone say something? :huh:

[Elfrun]

Hello, Heelloo, HELLO. Bah, you all suck :sulk:

[sriv]

Sriv. Do you feel like people are ignoring you now that you're an ENFP?

I was sure we answered Synamon's question. It's like I'm not even here anymore :!blank: God ENFP is emotional.

ENFP = spamming attention whore. Of course everyone will ignore. Irl attention whores are accepted, but here it is exactly the opposite.

Hello, Heelloo, HELLO. Bah, you all suck :sulk:

Don't get down...:cheesy:...be HAPPY

[Wapiti]

I someone talking in here? I see the typing but not really listening.

I just opened a brand new bag of dark chocolate male M&Ms. Savoring the green ones.....

[Elfrun]

Hi everyone :)

Have I ever told you about my short attention span and bad memory? So, um, what's going on in here?

Oh, M&M's, yes please *huggle whyme & rwyatt* (just cause I know it makes you squirm whyatt ;))

[Synamon]

Share whyme, those dark chocolate M&Ms will go perfect with my popcorn for the movie in the NF clubhouse. Chuckling over the merging of Whyme and rwyatt. Too funny for an ENFP, your INTJ roots are showing. Ducks Trinity's huggle, I think the altered personality is starting to take over.

Hey can we watch Invasion of the Body Snatchers?





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I just opened a brand new bag of dark chocolate male M&Ms. Savoring the green ones.....

um what is a 'male' M&M???

[Wapiti]

huggle? Please no huggles in the M&M room. Huggles are anti-green M&M. Green is like the color of envy and camoflauge and algae - dfinitely not a huggable color.

[azelismia]

I think you're all a bunch of F's assigning different values to M&M's based on colour. they ALL taste the same no matter what the color. I prefer the dark choc M&M's in any colour. Actually, I'd prefer they came naturally coloured. I doubt those dyes are good for you.

[Wapiti]

There's more to the experience than just the taste. The color sets the mood. The mood must be experienced.

I agree, the dyes are bad but only the blue and red dye.........They should die and be replaced by more green.

[rwyatt365]

So, the dye will make you die?

[Synamon]

The dye is safe, it's the shellac they put on the M&Ms so it won't come off in your hands that will kill you.

[mkay]

I'd rather have natural-colored M&Ms, too. For me, color is handy for stuff like Skittles, because they're differently flavored.

[Wapiti]

You haven't heard, yes the blue and red die are cat killers. I once fed some of those red and blue bastards to my neighbors cat and sure enough - it dyed.

Green M&Ms are better for the environment.

[Elfrun]

All M&M's are created equal and can live together in harmony.

<insert exhibit A>
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Let us support multiculturalism.

[curiousjane]

whyme, I think you'll like this:
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:)

[Uytuun]

All M&M's are created equal and can live together in harmony.

Mmmyes, in my stomach.

/me munches crispy M&Ms

[Wapiti]

whyme, I think you'll like this:
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:)
I almost forgot about this thread. I think I'l have some m&m's made up. All green and I'll have "Official INTJ M&M" printed on them, hmmmmmm.

All M&M's are created equal and can live together in harmony.

No there not, get over it. M&Ms are at war.



um what is a 'male' M&M???
You know, the ones with nuts.

[Fej]

You know, the ones with nuts.

LOL, you are a genius man.

[Synamon]

OMG too funny, I love the 'male' M&Ms, even if they are green.

[Elfrun]

um what is a 'male' M&M???You know, the ones with nuts.

*scratches head*

I don't swing that way, does that mean I'm gay? :undecided:

[Wapiti]

*scratches head*

I don't swing that way, does that mean I'm gay? :undecided:

I do, does that mean I'm gay.

*struggles for personal identity*

As long as they're green it's ok.

[Synamon]

I do, does that mean I'm gay.

*struggles for personal identity*

As long as they're green it's ok.

You are the happy kind of gay from all the sugar in the M&Ms.

[Skatt]

I like purple M&Ms