A game: Would You Rather

[Solaris]

Simple, present two choices. To keep this somewhat orderly, reply only to the last question, and then write your own. I'll go first:

Would you rather be forced to eat a chocolate covered cockroach, or to discover that you ate a chocolate covered cockroach?

[TheLastMohican]

Simple, present two choices. To keep this somewhat orderly, reply only to the last question, and then write your own. I'll go first:

Would you rather be forced to eat a chocolate covered cockroach, or to discover that you ate a chocolate covered cockroach?

I would rather discover that I had. I'm not sure what sort of grim situation would include someone being able to force me to eat a cockroach. :suspicious:

Would you rather live a long and quiet life or a short and legendary one (legendary in a good way)?

[OmegaPsi]

Simple, present two choices. To keep this somewhat orderly, reply only to the last question, and then write your own. I'll go first:

Would you rather be forced to eat a chocolate covered cockroach, or to discover that you ate a chocolate covered cockroach?

I'd rather be forced to eat the cockroach.

Would you rather a metal pole jabbed through your kneecap or your achielles[sp] tendon?

EDIT: Too fast for me Mohican..
I would rather discover that I had. I'm not sure what sort of grim situation would include someone being able to force me to eat a cockroach. :suspicious:

Would you rather live a long and quiet life or a short and legendary one (legendary in a good way)?

Long and Quiet

[Solaris]

I would rather discover that I had. I'm not sure what sort of grim situation would include someone being able to force me to eat a cockroach. :suspicious:

Would you rather live a long and quiet life or a short and legendary one (legendary in a good way)?

Short and legendary.

(btw, part of the point, which I forgot to mention, is to make the choices horrible....almost so that deciding is impossible)

Would you rather get a papercut on your eyeball, or have some sort of tropical insect lay its eggs in your skin?

[TheLastMohican]

Short and legendary.

(btw, part of the point, which I forgot to mention, is to make the choices horrible....almost so that deciding is impossible)

Would you rather get a papercut on your eyeball, or have some sort of tropical insect lay its eggs in your skin?

That depends...how deep is the papercut? How aggressive are the insects?

I would tentatively take the eggs.

[Antares]

Now the classic: Would you rather be boiled alive in lava or freeze to death on the ice sheets of Antarctic... In June (which is winter there, btw)?

[thod]

Would you rather be forced to eat a chocolate covered cockroach, or to discover that you ate a chocolate covered cockroach?

Discover. The first option involves both the act and the knowledge of what I am doing. The second involves neither it is just a piece of information.

Would you rather a metal pole jabbed through your kneecap or your achielles[sp] tendon?

I have insufficient data to choose. I need to know the pain levels of each, the time taken to heal, and any life long lasting effects.

Would you rather get a papercut on your eyeball, or have some sort of tropical insect lay its eggs in your skin?

The insects. They don't disable in the way blindness does. You must wait for the cut to heal, if ever, the insects can be killed instantly with chemicals and removed.

Now the classic: Would you rather be boiled alive in lava or freeze to death on the ice sheets of Antarctic... In June (which is winter there, btw)?

The freeze. The lava would vaporise the nerve endings so wouldn't be as painful as being burned by fire but there would still be some pain. Freezing is pretty painless but slower. After shivering you simply go to sleep and don't wake up. It wouldn't hurt at all.

[Solaris]

Psst Thod, then you're supposed to ask your own question. And you don't get information, you must just choose. Difficult, I know, but that's just how it is.

[rwyatt365]

I shall usurp thod's place in the meantime...

I choose lava; short, sweet and hot (rather than long, agonizing and cold...most of all, cold).

Would you rather be forced to watch every episode of American Idol, or every episode of Survivor?

[curiousjane]

Freeze to death. At least I'd pass out first.

Would you rather have unconquerable body odor that smelled constantly like a mix between moose urine and skunk spray —OR— have a ruined sense of taste so that everything you ate, no matter how palatable it should be, TASTES like moose urine and skunk spray?

[TheLastMohican]

Would you rather be forced to watch every episode of American Idol, or every episode of Survivor?

American Idol. At least some of the sounds are nice.

Would you rather have unconquerable body odor that smelled constantly like a mix between moose urine and skunk spray —OR— have a ruined sense of taste so that everything you ate, no matter how palatable it should be, TASTES like moose urine and skunk spray?

No brainer: the odor.

[Antares]

I'd take the odor. I don't care if people think I smell bad or I repulse them. The only person I would care not to repulse is myself.

Would you rather be stoned to death or rolled down the hill in a barrel with long, sharp pins nailed in (true execution method, read in Cruel Crimes and Painful Punishments, or so I believe)?

Another one: Hannah Montana or Mean Girls?

[Solaris]

I'd take the odor. I don't care if people think I smell bad or I repulse them. The only person I would care not to repulse is myself.

Would you rather be stoned to death or rolled down the hill in a barrel with long, sharp pins nailed in (true execution method, read in Cruel Crimes and Painful Punishments, or so I believe)?

Another one: Hannah Montana or Mean Girls?

Give me the stones, I can hope to get knocked out in the first couple of hits.
Mean Girls.

Would you rather have to completely shave a gross, hairy man, or have a gross hairy man completely shave you?

Would you rather you could *only* communicate with printed words, or *only* communicate via picture-writing?

[Terian]

I'd rather shave the hairy man.
I'd rather communicate through printed words.

Would you rather burn to death or drown?

[notoppings]

I would rather drown, fire seems like the more painfully drawn out of the two.

Would you rather be stripped naked and forced to march down a room full of strangers or a room full of family?

[onlyparallel]

Hmm. I suppose I would rather burn I am terrified of drowning, though it would be a lot less painful to drown.

Would you rather be shot in the leg three times, or watch someone you love get shot in the leg and bleed out while you are unable to help?

[colmdubh]

Shot in the leg three times

Would you rather be forced to end everything you say with the phrase "in bed"

or

Have Gary Oldman's face for pupils?

[Elfrun]

I'd rather be forced to end everything I say with the phrase "in bed" in bed


Would you rather be stripped naked and forced to march down a room full of strangers or a room full of family?

Strangers, In bed.



Would you rather have one day of glory that writes you into the record books followed immediately by a death or a life of peace and tranquillity ended by a slow painful death, in bed?

[Antares]

I'd have a faster death.

Would you rather be the most beautiful person in the world; but also the dumbest, or the ugliest person in the world but the most intelligent?

[curiousjane]

I'd have a faster death.

Would you rather be the most beautiful person in the world; but also the dumbest, or the ugliest person in the world but the most intelligent?

Ugliest. If I was that smart, I'd have governments clamoring for my attentions. With the money I would earn as a consultant and analyst, I would hire the best plastic surgeons in the world.

And emerge as the ultimate being. Beautiful AND smart.

Ta-daaaa!

^If you did this, and there were only two faces the doctor could arrange yor hideous features into ... would you choose to be transformed into Paris Hilton or Britney Spears?^

[TheLastMohican]

I'd have a faster death.

Would you rather be the most beautiful person in the world; but also the dumbest, or the ugliest person in the world but the most intelligent?

I would take ugly and intelligent. I could deal with being ugly, but if I was the least intelligent, I don't know if I would even be me. My mind defines my identity.

The guys' version of curiousjane's question: If you had to have a face transplant, whose would you take: Pete Doherty's or O.J. Simpson's?

[rwyatt365]

IF I was female, and IF I had to choose; I would choose Britney, Paris just looks spookey.

Would you rather have a slow computer with LOTS of hard drive space, or a fast computer with a small amount of space?

[Fej]

Fast computer with small amount of hard drive space.

Would you rather play games on a computer or play games on a gaming console (PS3, XBOX360, Wii, etc)?

[Solaris]

Would you rather have a slow computer with LOTS of hard drive space, or a fast computer with a small amount of space?


Fast with small space -- I could always get some sort of online storage.

Would you rather be the one who turns to cannibalism on a desert island, or be the first one eaten (keeping in mind that there probably aren't any quick, efficient methods of killing in such a situation)?

[Dreamer]

Would you rather be the one who turns to cannibalism on a desert island, or be the first one eaten (keeping in mind that there probably aren't any quick, efficient methods of killing in such a situation)?Eater,always wondered what human flesh tasted like.

Would you rather be stuck as a head inside a bucket(Futurama style) or have your four limbs cut off?

[Tenacious B]

Would you rather be stuck as a head inside a bucket(Futurama style) or have your four limbs cut off?
I would go with the bucket, but I'm not sure what Futurama style is. At least I'd be able to move.


Would you rather live as an average person in the near future (advanced from today, but still recognizable, say late 21st century) or royalty/aristocracy/etc in ancient times (up to Middle Ages acceptable)?

[Antares]

I would go with the bucket, but I'm not sure what Futurama style is. At least I'd be able to move.


Would you rather live as an average person in the near future (advanced from today, but still recognizable, say late 21st century) or royalty/aristocracy/etc in ancient times (up to Middle Ages acceptable)?

Average. Too much politics and drama being an aristocrat.

Would you rather kill or be killed? Another classic.

[antisocial one]

Average. Too much politics and drama being an aristocrat.

Would you rather kill or be killed? Another classic.

Kill.

I see that all of you like all of you like to create more and more morbid questions so here are my 2 cents.
I could create much more morbid question, but that would be wrong.


Would you rather have sex whit animal or dead person(dead for 2 weeks) ?

[colmdubh]

I'd have to go with an animal unless it was a sterile dead person in a morgue, no way if it was a rotting corpse face down in a ditch...by animal does a sexy woman in a catsuit count?

Would you rather have to cut your eyelids off or have to cut your own toungue out of your mouth with a pair of scissors?

[Latte]

Would you rather have to cut your eyelids off or have to cut your own toungue out of your mouth with a pair of scissors?

Tongue.


Would you rather bathe in strong acid until you die or drink strong acid until you die?

[ElstonGunn]

Would you rather bathe in strong acid until you die or drink strong acid until you die?

I'd drink. Inside-out death sounds better to me than outside-in.

Would you rather drop a big bowling ball on your foot, or put a toothpick underneath your toenail and be forced to toe-kick a basketball?

[Dreamer]

Toenail. Although it would be uber-painful, it's probably less damaging to the foot in the long run than the bowling ball.

Would you rather french-kiss chewbacca or announce a bad news to Darth Vader?

[Hdier]

Kiss chewie; I have a chance of running from him (plus I could sneak up on him while he was asleep).

Would you rather be impaled (as in, putting a sharp pole up your but, standing it up and letting gravity kill you) and be re-incarnated (no memories or anything), or live a long (but uneventful) life and go to oblivion.

[rwyatt365]

Incarnated - having a guaranteed second chance (even if I didn't know it afterwards) would be great. :thumbsup:

Would you rather be run over by a tank, or crash into a wall at 100MPH?

[Motor Jax]

reminds me of that movie Beast (Russian invasion of Afgahnistan), i would choose wall at 100MPH

would you rather be deep fried or oven baked?

[Elfrun]

Oven baked, less calories.


Would you rather be trapped in a malfunctioning plane or submarine?

[Hdier]

Sub; I could eat my way out.

Would you rather have dead rats stuffed down your throat continuously or have every word you say/write/communicate in some other form be a swear word?

[Tenacious B]

Swearing, bitch.



Would you rather, wearing traditional garb of the region, live in the Sahara without air conditioning (tent, no fans) or the arctic without heat (igloo, no fire)?

[Chimerical]

Wow.....this took a bit of work. But here goes [I think I'm going to make this a myspace bulletin].

Would you rather live a long and quiet life or a short and legendary one (legendary in a good way)? Short and legendary. I hate life as it is, the shorter the better.

Would you rather be forced to eat a chocolate covered cockroach, or to discover that you ate a chocolate covered cockroach? Discover because I'm not actually doing the act. If I discover I have the option of convincing myself it never happened. Even if I can't convince myself it's still a thing of the past.

Would you rather a metal pole jabbed through your kneecap or your achielles[sp] tendon? OWE....I don't know. Probably the knee....it's painful thinking about this.

Would you rather get a papercut on your eyeball, or have some sort of tropical insect lay its eggs in your skin? Given only that much information I guess I would go for the eyes. It'll be painful, but it wont be as much long term suffering as the insect eggs.

Now the classic: Would you rather be boiled alive in lava or freeze to death on the ice sheets of Antarctic... In June (which is winter there, btw)? Burn. Kills off the nerve endings and then there's no more pain. Not to mention I hate the cold.

Would you rather be forced to watch every episode of American Idol, or every episode of Survivor? hmm...Survivor has more variety and sometimes half naked chicks.

Would you rather have unconquerable body odor that smelled constantly like a mix between moose urine and skunk spray —OR— have a ruined sense of taste so that everything you ate, no matter how palatable it should be, TASTES like moose urine and skunk spray? Taste because after a while you would get used to it and would no longer care. Short term I would go for the smell, long term I'd go for the taste. Anything can be an acquired taste.

Not to mention the smell would be horrible even for me, and it would ruin anything I ate. But eventually I would get use to the smell. Same for the taste except my life would be easier if I didn't smell.

Would you rather be stoned to death or rolled down the hill in a barrel with long, sharp pins nailed in (true execution method, read in Cruel Crimes and Painful Punishments, or so I believe)? Rolled down the hill.

Another one: Hannah Montana or Mean Girls? Mean Girls.

Would you rather have to completely shave a gross, hairy man, or have a gross hairy man completely shave you? Balls!!! I just wanna point that out. I guess I would have him shave me.

Would you rather you could *only* communicate with printed words, or *only* communicate via picture-writing? printed words

Would you rather burn to death or drown? Drown. Whenever I'm thinking of suicide this comes to mind first.

Would you rather be stripped naked and forced to march down a room full of strangers or a room full of family? Strangers. Maybe a cute girl will see something she likes.

Would you rather be shot in the leg three times, or watch someone you love get shot in the leg and bleed out while you are unable to help? Watch. Most of the people I love are weaker than I am. I end up protecting them from time to time. If I got shot in the leg then there are about 5 people I can no longer help out. If one person is shot in the leg the other 4 are fine.

If i was the weaker one I'd still watch because I don't trust anyone.

Would you rather be forced to end everything you say with the phrase "in bed" or Have Gary Oldman's face for pupils? In bed.

Would you rather have one day of glory that writes you into the record books followed immediately by a death or a life of peace and tranquillity ended by a slow painful death, in bed? Glory in bed.

Would you rather be the most beautiful person in the world; but also the dumbest, or the ugliest person in the world but the most intelligent? Ignorance is bliss. The smarter I get the more I realize what's out of my control and how corrupt things really are. When I was a child I thought like a child I talked like a child and I was a fucking happy child. When I because a man I because depressed with the realization and understanding of evil.

But who knows, maybe the smartest person in the world would reach a state where they appear as the dumbest person in the world. They're so smart that they understand nothing matters and they understand how to stop caring and thus they do, they end up as one of the "dumbest" people in the world.

Over all this is amongst the most difficult questions: to be stupid or smart. Which really is better? Maybe the dumbest person in the world just doesn't get it and is always trying to go out and change and control all the things that just make life worse. They don't understand why they're here or what they should be doing, so they continue to seek out the answer following the wrong path which in turn makes them less and less happy because of their misguided search for the answer.

Maybe there isn't a definite answer.....Personally I don't know what the result would be for this question. Because I cannot define what the smartest person in the world would be like nor the dumbest. But I feel as if it's wisest to chose to be the smartest.

If you did this, and there were only two faces the doctor could arrange yor hideous features into ... would you choose to be transformed into Paris Hilton or Britney Spears? Spears.

The guys' version of curiousjane's question: If you had to have a face transplant, whose would you take: Pete Doherty's or O.J. Simpson's? Simpson

Would you rather have a slow computer with LOTS of hard drive space, or a fast computer with a small amount of space? Fast

Would you rather play games on a computer or play games on a gaming console (PS3, XBOX360, Wii, etc)? Console all the way. Nintendo is not a 3rd party, Capcom makes few PC games, Konami isn't big in the PC scene either, and I never found anything appealing from the PC that the consoles didn't have to offer.

Would you rather be the one who turns to cannibalism on a desert island, or be the first one eaten (keeping in mind that there probably aren't any quick, efficient methods of killing in such a situation)? I would instruct the feaster on how to snap a neck correctly and then turn the tables and snap his neck and eat him. So, the one who turns to cannibalism.

Would you rather be stuck as a head inside a bucket(Futurama style) or have your four limbs cut off? Bucket thing

Would you rather live as an average person in the near future (advanced from today, but still recognizable, say late 21st century) or royalty/aristocracy/etc in ancient times (up to Middle Ages acceptable)? If i got to be a rich night or warrior of some sort mid ages. Otherwise I'd go with the future.

Would you rather kill or be killed? Another classic. Kill.

Would you rather have sex whit animal or dead person(dead for 2 weeks) ? Animal unless the dead person wasn't rotting away and she was hot.

Would you rather have to cut your eyelids off or have to cut your own toungue out of your mouth with a pair of scissors?.........I don't know.

Would you rather bathe in strong acid until you die or drink strong acid until you die? Bathe

Would you rather drop a big bowling ball on your foot, or put a toothpick underneath your toenail and be forced to toe-kick a basketball? Drop the bowling ball because of what ungodly force it would take for me to kick the basketball.

Would you rather french-kiss chewbacca or announce a bad news to Darth Vader? French Chewy

Would you rather be impaled (as in, putting a sharp pole up your but, standing it up and letting gravity kill you) and be re-incarnated (no memories or anything), or live a long (but uneventful) life and go to oblivion.
Re-incarnated. Who knows if I have or haven't

Would you rather be run over by a tank, or crash into a wall at 100MPH?
100mph

would you rather be deep fried or oven baked?
Deep fried, oven baked would take too long.

Would you rather be trapped in a malfunctioning plane or submarine?
Malfunctioning plan. It would be more fun to fall and die than drown.

Would you rather have dead rats stuffed down your throat continuously or have every word you say/write/communicate in some other form be a swear word? Fuck Bitch-rat-cocksuckers!!!


Would you rather, wearing traditional garb of the region, live in the Sahara without air conditioning (tent, no fans) or the arctic without heat (igloo, no fire)
Sahara.

Would you rather be forced to watch someone you love raped or have someone you love [with a mutual feeling] watch you get raped?

To answer my own question....I really don't know. It's hard to decide.

[foroneonly]

Sub; I could eat my way out.

Would you rather have dead rats stuffed down your throat continuously or have every word you say/write/communicate in some other form be a swear word?

Have every word you say/write/communicate in some other form be a swear word. The rats sound painful.......

Would you rather be stranded on a desert island for the rest of your life or die during the shipwreck?

[Motor Jax]

i was hoping this thread would resurface today

last night, it really had me pondering and laughing so friggin' hard (yeah, i laugh at the most morbid jokes too)




so, i would definitely pick being stranded on an island... you know how much uninterrupted masturbations i could have?


would you rather have your teeth ripped out by a pair of pliers one by one? or would you rather have your toenails and fingernails ripped out, one by one?


(this question i thought of actually made me squimish last night, so i was like, "man, that would be an awesome question?")

[Elfrun]

Ew. I pick the teeth, no wait... fingernails, no scrap that teeth. Jesus they both suck majorly. I'll stick with fingernails, they might hurt more initially but they'll grow back.


Would you rather be forced to watch an entire season of Big Brother or be a contestant?

[Motor Jax]

i'd be a contestant just so i could lose it for no reason, freak everyone else out to the point that they just want to go home, and i'll win

would you rather be eaten by a polar bear while still alive, or suffer from malaria as you slowly watch yourself getting worse each passing hour?

[Tenacious B]

Malaria, probably less painful and a much better chance for recovery.



Would you rather hold true to what you consider a just system and be crushed (figuratively) by an unjust one, or give up your values to prosper greatly in the unjust system (in other words: fight the system and lose or use it to your advantage while embracing its evilness)?

[Chimerical]

Malaria, probably less painful and a much better chance for recovery.



Would you rather hold true to what you consider a just system and be crushed (figuratively) by an unjust one, or give up your values to prosper greatly in the unjust system (in other words: fight the system and lose or use it to your advantage while embracing its evilness)?

Currently I'm taking advantage of it, but I wouldn't say I embrace the evilness. It's just a game and there aren't any rules, but some people seem to think there are and I step over their stupidity. But I try not to take advantage of people who don't have it coming to them.

[Motor Jax]

v2.0.2.1

would you rather cut your hair cut by someone who has epileptic seizures and a pair of hedge trimmer or nails cut by someone with bad aim and an ax?

[Antares]

Uh... Hair...

Would you rather be administered glasgow smile or skinned alive? (inspired by sriv)

[Motor Jax]

ha, skinned alive, most def


would you jump out of a plane with a 500lb weight tied to your ankle and no parachute or sunk into the abyss with a 500lb weight tied to your ankle?

[Arcani]

Jump out of the plane, at least it'll be a fun trip down, there's even a very slim chance you'll survive.

Would you rather have red ants each poured down your throat and eat you alive from the inside out or have rats eat you alive from the outside in?

[iuniperus]

Jump out of the plane, at least it'll be a fun trip down, there's even a very slim chance you'll survive.

Would you rather have red ants each poured down your throat and eat you alive from the inside out or have rats eat you alive from the outside in?


Most definitely the ants from the inside out. You'd die faster from the internal bleeding and trauma.

If forced to choose, would you rather have your tounge cut out or lose both of your thumbs?

[Motor Jax]

tongue. i could still use sign language to pick up chicks

ran over slowly by a tank or tied to railroad tracks?

[Dreamer]

Railroad.

Would you rather have a nuke dropped on top of your head squashing you in the process and have your wife become a victim of radiation poisoning, or be a victim of radiation poisoning and have the nuke drop on top of your wife's head,squashing her in the process?

[Tenacious B]

Nuke on the wife, she would never know it.



For punishment, would you rather endure torture in private, or go on a public walk of shame (worldwide TV so everyone will know you)?

[Elfrun]

Walk of shame, let's feed off the negative energy!


Would you rather live in a state permanent darkness or permanent blinding light?

[SongofSeptember]

Permanent darkness. More comfortable for me.

Would you rather be forced to drink a bottle of mystery liquid that is colorless, odorless, and tasteless, but can be anything ranging from gasoline to cough medicine, and never know, or drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid?

[Antares]

Dishwashing liquid. I'll be sure to prepare a gallon of melon juice for remedy.

Would you rather chew on a porcupine (don't have to swallow) or swim 50 meters with crocs and schools of piranha in the water?

[SongofSeptember]

Ouch.. I'd take the porcupine.

Would you rather kill a loved one or commit suicide?

[Solaris]

Ouch.. I'd take the porcupine.

Would you rather kill a loved one or commit suicide?

Suicide.

Would you rather have zero sleep for four days, or only be allowed one hour of sleep per night for two weeks?

[Tenacious B]

I have done both, and I'll take the 4 days again. Going into the 3rd day I was pretty delirious and thought everything was hilarious, so it wasn't too bad.;D




Would you rather be caught in a sinking submarine (very deep water) or atop a burning skyscraper?

[Arcani]

Assuming the helicopter can't save me from the skyscraper, I say the submarine. The pressure would kill me nice and quick.

Would you rather be thrown into a room full of angry hornets naked or forced to cut off all your fingers and toes?

[Tenacious B]

Hornets, I could probably kill a good number of them (assuming I'm not allergic).


Totally blind or totally deaf?

[Antares]

Blind. At least my world still has color. I'd remember most of the sounds, and can communicate through written words, but blind poses a lot more difficulties. How else am I to travel to exotic Norwegian Botanic gardens and actually make the trip worthwhile? What's it to anyone if it can't be seen?

Achilles' dilemma: Would you rather live a short life but be remembered through the ages or die as an old nothing?

[Solaris]

Short life, but amazing.

Would you rather drink your own urine (it's done in survival situations) or eat an entire raw squid?

[Antares]

Short life, but amazing.

Would you rather drink your own urine (it's done in survival situations) or eat an entire raw squid?

Drink my own urine. As long as I can get past the emotional and psychological barrier.

Would you rather be hopelessly devious (you can't help manipulating people. it just comes naturally) or hopelessly innocent?

[Hdier]

Devious. I'd use my powers for good!!!!!! (Trumpet Horn Blast)

Would you rather be frozen alive, but conscious until death, or be sent back to the dinosaur age where a T-Rex will eat you alive?

[Tenacious B]

Dinosaur age, at least I'd get to see one even if it is only once.



Would you rather travel several centuries back in time and be stuck there or several centuries forward?

[Hdier]

Forward-hopefully by that time man will have evolved into having some morals, unlike the Bush's and Hitler's we have today (though, to be fair, I must say that I don't think that Bush was trying to be bad).

Would you rather be body-swapped with George W. Bush, or be forced to become a terrorist. Er, a terrorist against your own country. Unless it happens to be one that Bush is terrorizing, in which case your favorite country that he isn't.

[dori]

as long as it was just his body and not his brain, bush.

would you rather eat glass or take a hundred lashes from a cat o nine tails?

[Hdier]

A cat o nine tails-the furry tails of a cat would hurt a lot less.

Would you rather have to peel someones skin off and eat it, or have someone else peel your skin off and eat it?

[Elfrun]

A cat o nine tails-the furry tails of a cat would hurt a lot less.

Would you rather have to peel someones skin off and eat it, or have someone else peel your skin off and eat it?


Hands Hdier the trophy, yep you win the most disgusting question category, congratulations :scared:

[Hdier]

Thank you; I graciously and humbly accept your reward.

Five minutes later, I rub it in everyones face (except Trinity, because Trinity gave me the reward).

[niffer]

I'd rather peel someone's skin off and eat it.

Would you rather give birth to/poop out (if you're male) a cactus, or would you rather cut off your nipples with scissors?

[Linza]

Cactus. The damage with a cactus is reversible, and as of yet there have been no real medical breakthroughs regarding nipple-grafts.

Would you rather watch a really bad high school theatre do a Broadway musical or listen to a really bad high school symphony showcase music by Debussy?

Edit: Can it be one of these cactii? :thumbsup:
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[Solaris]

Listen to the symphony, the other requires I endure two forms of torture. Just thinking about this makes my skin crawl....*shudder* bad violin playing :screams:

Would you rather jump naked into a pool of cockroaches, or stand naked in a phone booth with 200 bees?

[Linza]

Cockroaches. They're creepy, but I'm not allergic to them.

Would you rather be held at gunpoint and forced to write a fake biography about someone you hate, making them seem like an amazing person that has a lot to offer the world, or would you rather have a bomb strapped to you that will go off if you tell a lie?

[Wapiti]

Write a fake biography, everyone that knows me would know that it was against my will.

Would you rather poop in your pants or pay the penalty (up to and including imprisonment) for relieving yourself in the open public?

[ssfanatic]

Definitely the thumbs. I would have to be able to express my thoughts, i would freakin go crazy.

Would you rather die and come back to life to see what (if anything) was on the other side, or simply die once and for all time?





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oops sorry i got mixed up there! But i would rather poop in my pants. There are too many long term repercussions of getting arrested.

[JusVisiting]

I'd rather die and come back to life.

Would you rather kill your beloved pet by stabbing it to death with a blunt pocket knife or shorten the life of the parent you are closest to by five years?

[antisocial one]

If you ask me pet will die. (because parents have income):sneaky:

Would you rather be married to annoying and childish ESFP for the rest of your life or spend one "unforgettable" month whit person of the same gender.

[Rhiannon]

Would you rather be married to annoying and childish ESFP for the rest of your life or spend one "unforgettable" month whit person of the same gender.


Oh God... why does it have to be this kind of question? Pffffft! Same gender I guess, though that makes me shiver a little.

Would you rather spend a year living in seclusion as a hermit in a remote area(remote as in no internet or electricity), or a year on a reality show where everything, save bathroom, is being recorded?

[SongofSeptember]

Hermit. At least it's just a year without internet, not the rest of my life.

Would you rather be completely bald (including eyebrows) for your entire life without the ability to grow hair, or have abnormally bushy eyebrows and thick hair that reaches past your ankles, that grows uncontrollably and you can't cut?

[Rhiannon]

Bald. It's amazing what a good wig and some makeup can do, darling. Plus, I'd never have to wax or shave again. Awesome!

Would you rather climb Mount Everest or be a member of the CIA?

[IgnoranceIsKind]

Climb Mount Everest. The risk of dying is both there, but I'd prefer leaving in the fashion of knowing I attempted at something of epic proportions, and a feat few have achieved, rather than to die for a government agency.

Would you rather have a body that other men/women would die for, or a voice that could charm even the most formidable critic?

[Tenacious B]

Voice, since I could use it to be wealthy/famous/powerful to my liking and thus receive the benefits of having a good body. And I'm sure I could talk my way into a free gym membership.




Would you rather have your 15 minutes of fame or proceed unknown through life but gain notoriety after death.

[Hdier]

15 minutes of fame-I'd hate to have to have myself surrounded in notoriety, even after death.

Would you rather have every word you say critiqued by , or be chained to the ceiling where you see your worst nightmare played out again and again (including a duplicate you, if need be) for three hours?





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If you ask me pet will die. (because parents have income):sneaky:

Would you rather be married to annoying and childish ESFP for the rest of your life or spend one "unforgettable" month with person of the same gender.

I can't believe that you left such a huge loophole open-that 'unforgettable' month wouldn't be so bad for gays/bi's!

[Elfrun]

Nightmare, It would teach me to be a stronger person ;)


Would you rather spend the rest of your life in prison with no possibility of parole or be sentenced to death with the right of appeal.

[Hdier]

Umm....even though I'm not totally sure what an appeal is, I'll take the death sentence because

a) I think an appeal has something to do with declaring innocence

and

b) The life-time jail sentence is a much crueler way of execution


Would you rather have no gender or both genders (and no, you can't procreate with yourself)?

[dandylion]

Would you rather have no gender or both genders (and no, you can't procreate with yourself)?

Both genders. If I can't do it myself, I can at least do it with other people. :thumbsup:

Would you rather get stabbed repeatedly or fall off a mountain? (Either way you die.)

[Solaris]

Both genders. If I can't do it myself, I can at least do it with other people. :thumbsup:

Would you rather get stabbed repeatedly or fall off a mountain? (Either way you die.)

Stabbing, at least then I'll die knowing I took a piece of my killer with me (because I won't go down without a fight).

Would you rather be forced to live one year in a studio apartment which you cannot leave with a family member or a complete stranger? Either way, you are not the one who chooses. For the sake of this, let's say you draw a name out of one of two hats.

[IgnoranceIsKind]

With a complete stranger. Though the probability is small, I'd take the chances that perhaps a decent looking (and smelling) woman might be chosen, or perhaps an intellect for me to discuss theories with over cigarettes and coffee, or even a gaming nerd so he would be left to his own devices and I would have quiet, alone time in my room. The chances of me favouring a stranger could be calculated at one in three. That's more than enough reason than to live with any of my family members.

Would you rather be diabetic or pneumonic? (Assuming both are incurable)

[Jakalwarrior]

Pneumonic, I have a strong immune system and could probably come out no worse for wear if I knew what it was and was given strong antis right away.

Now...
Would rather have your one and only love cheat on you repeatedly with your dad ( best friend if hes dead), or never be able to have sex again.

[Beery Swine]

The first one so I could at least take some vengeance out on someone. Did you sex specifically or orgasm in general? Bah, it doesn't matter, I'd still go with #1.

Alright, here's a simple one. Would you rather be "Bill Gates" rich or immortal?

Other questions I felt like answering:

Would you rather be completely bald (including eyebrows) for your entire life without the ability to grow hair, or have abnormally bushy eyebrows and thick hair that reaches past your ankles, that grows uncontrollably and you can't cut?
Bald, and I'd prefer a woman that way, too.

Would you rather have a body that other men/women would die for, or a voice that could charm even the most formidable critic?
Magic voice. I would be Lord Nerevar!

Would you rather have a low pay dead end job with loads of spare time or an executive position with an executive salary that takes up all your time?
Exec because you didn't specify that this exec position necessarily had to work directly with other people. Plus I'd quit after a few million dollars.

[Elfrun]

Show me the money baby! Immortality means everyone I love would eventually leave me.


Would you rather have a low pay dead end job with loads of spare time or an executive position with an executive salary that takes up all your time?

[Motor Jax]

i'll take the dead-end job, no doubt

would you rather just be working in the hot sun with enough clothing on to be cooled but get a nasty sunburn or would you rather try to cool off under the shade on an outrageously humid day without any wind and just pouring sweat and no water

[phantasma]

I'd take the humid day, and make myself a fan, and make something for the water in the air to condense on, so I can have a drink.

Would you rather live forever (immortal and invincible) or die tomorrow?

[Motor Jax]

live forever...

would you rather sit in traffic on a hot day with no AC or hit every red light on a hot day with no AC? (< true story of Norfolk Naval Base)

[emanon]

hit every red light - at least there would be periodic teases of breeze

Would you rather lose power for 3 days due to an ice storm in December or due to a wind storm in June? (That would be true story of Tulsa, OK.)

[Solaris]

Wind storm in June. In keeping with the nature's fury line of thinking...

Would you rather get stung in the boob once, or get 50 fire ant bites on your feet in October?

[phantasma]

Depends on the degree of the sting, but stung in the boob.

Would you rather faint or sprain your ankle?

[ChrisM]

Fainting could be deadly depending where you're standing.... I'll take spraining the ankle.

Would you rather eat a ziploc sandwich bag stuffed full of pubic hair or drink an 8 oz glass of loogies?

[IgnoranceIsKind]

The sandwich. I'm sure pubic hair is digestible.. not too sure what loogies are but it sounds poisonous.

Would you rather spend an entire day in an isolated prison cell that measures 2m by 2m wide, in total darkness with your hands chained to your legs or drink 12 ounces of your grandmother's vomit?

[ChrisM]

Prison!!


Who would you rather kiss in front of a TV audience.... Dick Cheney or Michael Moore?



Edit.. lets not do dead ppl.

[Motor Jax]

L. Ron Hubbard, because he's dead, won't stalk me, and i'm a bit of a necrophiliac

would you rather drink coffee spikes with a deadly acid or have deadly poured on top of you

[sam988]

I would rather answer a question i could understand.



Would you rather kill your boss or your mother-in-law?

[Motor Jax]

that's a given, mother-in-law has the inheritance... she's gotta go...

would you rather spend a whole beautiful day working indoors and AC and making 12/hr or work a grungie day working in crappy weather but making 24/hr?

[Tenacious B]

24/hr, I don't mind the weather too much.




Would you rather give up internet for 5 years or tv/radio for 5 years?

[ChrisM]

Internet is for losers. GIMME TV.

(...sike)

Would rather give up sugar or dairy?

[emanon]

Easy. Sugar.

Would you rather use Facebook or MySpace?

[sam988]

Facebook.

Would you rather have a ferrari or a lamborghini?

[ChrisM]

I don't know... but man, I HOPE I NEVER have to pick between those crappy brands. (It's supposed to be bad choices... either you forgot or you are bill gates... nice to meet you).

[Elfrun]

If you think they're crappy, then they’re both bad choices ;D


Well...

Would you rather have no use of your body but a brilliant mind or suffer severe brain damage with a fully functioning body?

[ssrprotege]

No use of my body with a brilliant mind. But

If you think they're crappy, then they’re both bad choices ;D


Which is very true in this case.

Would you rather be 'rejected' by a white hole or sucked into a black hole?

[Motor Jax]

oh, sucked into a black hole with a nuclear warhead strapped to my back

would you rather have someone hack your feet off with a dull ax or gouge out your eyes with a dull butterknife?

[quest ion]

Feet off with a dull ax. I can get artificial feet after that.

would you rather lose your memory or sense of taste?

[ssrprotege]

Sense of taste.

Would you rather be a Vulcan or an Android?

[Beery Swine]

Android. If I could read things as fast as Data I'd, aw, that'd be SWEET! Unless...are we talking pre-emotion chip android? If so, I guess Vulcan. I don't wanna not be able to ah, well, you know, orgasm.

Would you rather be Kenny from South Park, Meg from Family Guy or that old guy from The Simpsons who's always being runover by cars and all sorts of other unlucky things happening to him?

[Seppuku Savant]

Meg - Family Guy.

Would you rather be seen as a religious zealot that tried to turn everyone you met, or would rather be perceived as mentally retarded?

[Deadgod]

Perceived as mentally retarded. It's only perception anyways.

Would you rather answer silly "would you rather?" questions or live life?
I totally killed this thread.

[Beery Swine]

I would rather live life. <- irony

Would you rather give CPR to 3-day-old corpse, unrefrigerated and totally ripe, or save the life of someone whom you consider to be pure evil? If you choose the first, the evil person dies. Also, it has to be someone who's death you think would benefit the world.

[IgnoranceIsKind]

CPR anyday. Decomposition wouldn't have set in just yet, so the only thing that might be a problem would be the pungent stench. The evil person deserves to die. I'm just doing my part for the greater good.

Would you rather drink 4 oz. of a diabetic's piss, or have someone draw a 2cm by 2cm tattoo on you, to which the design of said tattoo will be entire up to them?

[Antares]

CPR anyday. Decomposition wouldn't have set in just yet, so the only thing that might be a problem would be the pungent stench. The evil person deserves to die. I'm just doing my part for the greater good.

Would you rather drink 4 oz. of a diabetic's piss, or have someone draw a 2cm by 2cm tattoo on you, to which the design of said tattoo will be entire up to them?

Tattoo. I'll blackmail them or something.

Would you rather get rabies or mad cow disease?

[Deadgod]

Tattoo. I'll blackmail them or something.

Would you rather get rabies or mad cow disease?

Rabies. There are vaccinations.
Would rather be stuck in a room looking for the key to get out, in a room full of sewage or of collected menstrual blood?

[Beery Swine]

I'll go blood, provided it's not infected with some disease.

Would you rather a big ole lobster pinch your eyelid or grab an oven coil at 350 degrees for one full second with your bare hand?

[JessicaHavenLea]

Oven coil...My eyes are too sensitve.

Would you rather be bitten by a king cobra or mauled by a tiger?

[INTJoe]

Would you rather be bitten by a king cobra or mauled by a tiger?

Mauled by a tiger, it's a much better story.

Would you rather have no strings attached sex with Jessica Biel, or be permanently attached to a bicycle?

[Seppuku Savant]

Strings attached sex with Jessica Biel. I can have her offed if she becomes a code 5 clinger.

Would you rather eat the one food you find absolutely disgusting (cow testes etc.), or the one your allergic to?

[Xaverious]

Strings attached sex with Jessica Biel. I can have her offed if she becomes a code 5 clinger.

Would you rather eat the one food you find absolutely disgusting (cow testes etc.), or the one your allergic to?
Damn I would have chosen the Jessica Biel question buy you beat me to it. I would take the one I am allergic to...I do it all the time I just don´t feel my face and legs for a while but it´s kinda cool.

Mmm,,,,,,,if you were giving a 45 minutes speech in front of thosands of people would you rather poop you pants or only be able to talk as if you were retarded??

[athenian200]

Mmm,,,,,,,if you were giving a 45 minutes speech in front of thosands of people would you rather poop you pants or only be able to talk as if you were retarded??

I'd rather do number 2 in my pants than be seen talking as if I were retarded.

Would you rather destroy the Earth and save yourself and those closest to you, or save the Earth and destroy yourself and those closest to you?

[PHS Philip]

Save the Earth.

Would you rather work as a salesman or work as a motivational speaker?

[INTJoe]

Would you rather work as a salesman or work as a motivational speaker?

Motivational speaker.

Would you rather be permanently sunburned or 4'6"?

[Over]

4'6" - what the hell is that anyway

Would you rather be burried alive or have your T changed to F?

[INTJoe]

Have my T changed to an F.

Would you rather hear a loud screeching sound everytime you heard the number 9, or be unable to cut your fingernails.*

*They can still get ripped off and chipped of, but only by accident.

[Max]

I would rather hear the screeching noise.


Would you rather slide down a giant razor blade into a huge vat of alcohol or turn into a steaming pile of poo?

[INTJoe]

uhhhh, I guess razor blade into alcohol.

Would you rather speak with an obnoxious New England accent for the rest of your life, or have to sleep in your bathtub twice a month for the rest of your life? You get no pillows or blankets to make it comfortable. Just naked skin laying in the tub any two days out of the month.

[sam988]

I choose the first option, but since isn't the language skone in my country the problem wouldn't be very significative, and i don't even know what a new england accent sounds like.


Would you rather french kiss a guy (or a girl if you're female) or eat a few black, big-size ants?

[INTJoe]

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Boston accent. lol.

[sam988]

Ah it isn't that bad! I even heard this "accent" on american movies many times so it's kinda normal to me. But i don't have the perspective of living inside the US so i don't really know if it's annoying.

But you didn't answer my question!





edit: just adding the unanswered question should anyone come and post:

Would you rather french kiss a guy (or a girl if you're female) or eat a few black, big-size ants?

[ssrprotege]

French kiss, if I should choose between the two.

Would you rather be agoraphobic or claustrophobic?

[sam988]

Claustrophobic definitely; agoraphobia usually comes packed with a few more very undesirable phobias.



Would you rather have "just" above average intelligence (120 IQ) but great social skills or be a genius (150+ IQ) but have poor social skills?

[INTJoe]

lol. 120 is not "just above average". I'd definitely take 120 plus great social skills. Hell, there are a lot of people with crappy social skills who don't even have a 120 IQ.

Would you rather have a concave penis, or a normal, "outie" penis, and a vagina in the center of your chest?

[Lucid]

lol. 120 is not "just above average". I'd definitely take 120 plus great social skills. Hell, there are a lot of people with crappy social skills who don't even have a 120 IQ.

Would you rather have a concave penis, or a normal, "outie" penis, and a vagina in the center of your chest?

Um... the second option. It sounds like it has more versatility.

Would you rather have your mom catch you masturbating to bestiality porn or pass a kidney stone?

[INTJoe]

lol, pass a kidney stone (I'm aware of how bad they supposedly hurt)

Would you rather live in Hawaii for the rest of your life and never get to leave the island or live in Sioux City, Iowa for the rest of your life but you get to take normal vacations to anywhere in the world 2-3 weeks out of the year?

[Icristhus]

Eh, probably Sioux City. I don't like hot and humid conditions, so Hawaii would suck... Though I don't see what's supposed to be particularly horrible about either choice?

How about... Would you rather remove your own genitalia with a carving knife and eat it/them, or be paralyzed from the neck down for the rest of your life?

[IgnoranceIsKind]

Now that, my friends, is a terribly hard question to answer :scared:

I think I would rather have my genitalia removed, albeit the torturous proceedings, and still retain my mobility.



Would you rather spend an entire day with any professor of your choice, but have any chances of admission into the university you really desire to go to removed; or half a year with a professor who's a complete opposite, and will pick on you each and everyday during this little 'internship', but be granted admission to a university of your choice.

[Icristhus]

:laugh: Thanks, I tried. Got one of your own for us?

[INTJoe]

Well I'm already done with Academia, as it were, so I'd choose to spend time with any professor I chose.

Would you rather ejaculate Taco Bell brand hot sauce for the rest of your life, or have all restaurant salsa look like and taste like human male mammal ejaculate for the rest of your life. Meaning you probably don't get to eat salsa ever again (unless you're a woman or a gay man.)

[Icristhus]

Eh, I'd rather have salsa look and taste like semen. At least then there isn't any pain involved, and I usually don't eat much salsa anyway.

Would you rather be tortured by an extremely sadistic dentist for one month and live with the consequences (no pain killers, no surgery to repair the extensive damage to teeth and mouth), or go without sexual gratification (including masturbation) for the rest of your life?

[JessicaHavenLea]

Go without sexual gratification since I really don't care anyway...

Would you rather have raw eggs for breakfast every morning or have bread for dinner every evening?

[faedra]

Raw eggs; I like raw eggs!

And as a variation to the Daniel fast, would you rather 40 days completely without Internet access or without bathing?

[sam988]

Raw eggs; I like raw eggs!

And as a variation to the Daniel fast, would you rather 40 days completely without Internet access or without bathing?



Without internet access. As long as i were on vacation...


Would you rather keep on with your normal life or go to prison for 10 years and receive U$10 millions when you get out?

[animado]

Normal life, definitely. Although the money would be really, really nice.

Would you rather lose your sense of sight or sense of hearing?

[Icristhus]

Eh, I'd rather lose my sense of hearing. I'm better with the written word when it comes to communication, and I'd still be able to do most of the things I enjoy (that rely on vision more than hearing).

Would you rather be paralyzed or severely mentally impaired?

[Xaverious]

Paralyzed, since you didnñt specify I am assuming paraplegic not quadrapegic ;-)

Who would you rather sit bare ass on your face for half an hour.......Rossie O'donell or BIn Laden?

[Seppuku Savant]

You win most disgusting "would you rather", hands down. I'll pick Rosie in hopes that she bathes more regularly than the latter.

Would you rather be electrocuted or shot to death?

[JessicaHavenLea]

Electrocute. More interesting.

Would you rather be forced to attend the MTV Music Awards naked or go to a beach party in a fur coat?

[Xaverious]

You win most disgusting "would you rather", hands down. I'll pick Rosie in hopes that she bathes more regularly than the latter.

Would you rather be electrocuted or shot to death?
Thanks Seppuku, I tried.

Beach party in a fur coat, I would definetly look stupid and be very hot but I wouldn´t be naked on international tv.

While the body can survive without food for about five weeks, the body cannot survive without water for longer than five days. Would your rather go without water for 4.99 days or withour food for 4.99 weeks?

[sam988]

Thanks Seppuku, I tried.

Beach party in a fur coat, I would definetly look stupid and be very hot but I wouldn´t be naked on international tv.

While the body can survive without food for about five weeks, the body cannot survive without water for longer than five days. Would your rather go without water for 4.99 days or withour food for 4.99 weeks?


The side effects could end up killing me, but i assume we're supposed to survive.


In this case, i'd rather go without water. I guess i'll suffer less and the recovery would be much faster than if i became pure bones.




Would you rather jump in a pool of cockroaches and stay there for one minute or eat a soup spoon with a half-full dose of (someone else's) poo.

[Beery Swine]

Roaches. Icky, but surprisingly germ-free.

Would you rather be bitten by an anaconda or slapped by a lion, claws extracted?

[INTJoe]

While the body can survive without food for about five weeks, the body cannot survive without water for longer than five days.

I'm pretty sure you can only survive 2-3 days without water and 7-10 days without food.

5 weeks? There's no way you'd survive. That has got to be misinformation.

[Xaverious]

I'm pretty sure you can only survive 2-3 days without water and 7-10 days without food.

5 weeks? There's no way you'd survive. That has got to be misinformation.
Yeah, I just took the first "fact" I found using google............its just a game any ways. And you didn´t answer so I guess its my turn.

I´ll take the lion claw ths scar should be way cooler and people would probably fear me.

Would you rather go into your room to find your best friend doing your mom or your dad doing your girlfriend??

[Icristhus]

I'm pretty sure you can only survive 2-3 days without water and 7-10 days without food.

5 weeks? There's no way you'd survive. That has got to be misinformation.


Where do you get that idea from? I've known people that went a few weeks without eating, I've watched many documentaries explaining exactly how the process can and does work, and so forth.

It mostly depends on factors like how much body fat you have and then how much muscle mass you have.

The body cannibalizes itself when it runs out of food to digest for energy. You don't /have/ to eat within 7 days' time to survive unless you're absolutely skin and bones. Because any body fat you've got will be eaten by your body's much slower and more efficient 'starvation mode' systems, and then if you run out of fat? It'll start eating your muscles until those are all gone (at which point you're screwed anyway..)

But still, it's easily possible to survive more than a week without eating. Water is another story entirely.

[Lucid]

Yeah, I just took the first "fact" I found using google............its just a game any ways. And you didn´t answer so I guess its my turn.

I´ll take the lion claw ths scar should be way cooler and people would probably fear me.

Would you rather go into your room to find your best friend doing your mom or your dad doing your girlfriend??

Best friend doing my mom. For some reason that's way less creepy.

Would you rather drink a glass of curdled milk or a glass of someone else's vomit?

[JessicaHavenLea]

Curdled milk. I like cottage cheese... anyhoo

Would you rather work at a daycare center for the rest of your life or be a part of the Bush Administration until January?

[Seppuku Savant]

Thanks Seppuku, I tried. :laugh:





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Curdled milk. I like cottage cheese... anyhoo

Would you rather work at a daycare center for the rest of your life or be a part of the Bush Administration until January?

Bush Administration. I'm going to hell anyway. If there is such a thing. Crying babies make me want to shoot myself in the head.

Would you rather sit on an agitated porcupine or feed a starving lion?

[Solaris]

Curdled milk. I like cottage cheese... anyhoo

Would you rather work at a daycare center for the rest of your life or be a part of the Bush Administration until January?

Bush Admin until January. I'd learn a lot, and maybe I could write something interesting from the experience.

Would you rather have your favorite pet turned into a coin bank against your will, or discover that a foreign friend has cooked your favorite pet, and you have just eaten said pet?

[Beery Swine]

I'll go with "coin bank." My loose change is always clutterin up my wallet.

For men only: Would you rather make a pass at Fred Phelps or french his daughter Shirley?

[Lucid]

I'll go with "coin bank." My loose change is always clutterin up my wallet.

For men only: Would you rather make a pass at Fred Phelps or french his daughter Shirley?

why for men only? That's no fun :(

[Beery Swine]

why for men only? That's no fun :(

You have to know who Fred Phelps is to understand.

[Lucid]

You have to know who Fred Phelps is to understand.

This is why we have the internet (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.).

[eastman]

Eater,always wondered what human flesh tasted like.

Would you rather be stuck as a head inside a bucket(Futurama style) or have your four limbs cut off?

Head inside a bucket. You can use various bodies, and I LOVE Futurama

Would you rather be torture by jigsaw from Saw or be tortured by the lovely people from Hostel.

[Night Runner]

Jigsaw - at least there's a chance of getting out alive.

Would you rather work 16 hours a week and make $32,000 a year, or work 80 hours a week and make $160,000 a year?

[Lucid]

16 hour weeks at $32,000. That sounds sweet!

Would you rather cut off your nose or your tongue?

[Rudy]

Please continue this game in the existing, longer, Would You Rather? thread here:

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