Good Idea/Bad Idea

[RedHead8808]

Game: Someone post a good idea, then someone else posts a bad idea that's a corrupted version of the good idea.

Ex:

Good Idea: Eating cheese

Bad Idea: Eating cheese while being lactose intolerant

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Good Idea: Reading a book while riding in the car.

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Reading a book while driving a semi.

Good Idea: Taking some time off of work.

[RedHead8808]

Bad Idea: Taking some time off work to impregnate a prostitute.

Good Idea: Spending time with family.

[RedOrange823]

Bad Idea: Spending time with your creepy, alcoholic uncle.

Good Idea: Going for a walk.

[RedHead8808]

Bad idea: going for a walk in the ocean.

Good Idea: Going to school.

[RedOrange823]

Bad Idea: Being the only white kid in a black school.

Good Idea: Getting a job.

[RedHead8808]

Bad idea: Getting a job selling crack.

Good Idea: Working out.

[RedOrange823]

Bad Idea: Working out nude in a public place

Good Idea: Travelling

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Travelling during a basketball game.

Good Idea: Eating healthy.

[RedHead8808]

Bad Idea: Eating healthy...people.

Good Idea: Stretching before running.

[Cooper]

Bad Idea: Stretching before running...after robbing a bank.

Good Idea: Taking the dogs to the beach.

[RedHead8808]

Bad Idea: Taking the dogs to the beach during a hurricane.

Good Idea: Drinking hot cocoa.

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Drinking hot cocoa while juggling impact-fuse grenades.

Good Idea: Being on time.

[RedOrange823]

Bad idea: Being on time for death.

Good idea: Sleeping.

[Amphorian]

Bad idea: Oversleeping and being late to work.

Good idea: Going out to see a movie.

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Going out to see a movie with an axe murderer.

Good Idea: Being respectful.

[themuzicman]

Bad idea: Being respectful to someone about to shoot you.

Good idea: Drink water daily

[RedOrange823]

Bad idea: Holding it in ;)

Good idea: Meeting with friends for a coffee.

[Synchronicity]

Bad idea: Meeting with friends for arsenic.

Good idea: Thinking positively.

[John01]

Bad idea: Stinking positively.

Good idea: Go on regular walks.

[RedOrange823]

Bad Idea: Going for regular walks in nuclear waste

Good Idea: INTJf

[John01]

Bad Idea: INTJf dissolution

Good Idea: Someone scratching behind my ears

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Someone scratching behind your ears with a chainsaw.

Good Idea: Being alone.

[John01]

Bad idea: Being alone in the middle of the ocean with 15 hungry sharks circling you.

Good idea: Washing my clothes.

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Washing your clothes in sardine extract.

Good Idea: Being positive.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Being positive that you never need to brush your teeth

Good Idea: Sipping lemonade on a hot summer day.

[Dannie]

Bad Idea: Chugging mike's hard lemonade

Good Idea: Starting a forum thread

[John01]

Bad Idea: Starting a forum thread to sell mold.

Good Idea: Going out to eat with a friend.

[Dung]

Bad Idea: Going out to eat with a dead friend.
Good Idea: Listening to Rachmaninov playing his piano concerto number 3

[Cooper]

Bad Idea: Listening to Rachmaninov playing his paino concerto number 3....live, err..dead?

Good Idea: Donating money to a charity

[John01]

Bad Idea: Donating money to a charity that uses all the money to eat liver and onions.

Good Idea: Eating ginger snaps for a late night snack.

[RedHead8808]

Bad idea: eating stale ginger snaps for a late night snack.

Good Idea: Taking a shower.

[datagirl]

Bad idea: Taking a shower in front of the webcam

Good idea: Make a New Year's Resolution

[John01]

Bad Idea: Making a New Year's resolution to never take a shower again.

Good Idea: Go get a massage.

[Dung]

Bad idea: Go get a massage and end up massaged by your government.

Good idea: Think twice as fast as the last time you did.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Think so fast that ATP production can't keep up with ion diffusion and your brain shuts down.

Good Idea: Plow the snow from the driveway.

[GettingBetter]

Bad idea: Plow the snow from your driveway and stack it in your neighbor's driveway.

Good idea: Planting a tree in your yard.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Planting a tree in your yard which gets struck by a bolt of lightning, causing the tree to fall over onto your roof

Good Idea: Singing a happy song.

[GettingBetter]

bad idea: Singing a happy song so off-key that the windows in your entire building crack and fall to the ground.

good idea: Getting your hair done.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Hairdresser falls in love with you, becomes a stalker, your privacy is ripped apart.

I wish my laundry didn't take so long.

[datagirl]

Bad idea: the laundry doesn't take long when you've only got one set of clothes

Good idea: hot soup on a cold night

[John01]

Bad Idea: the hot soup scorches your tongue so badly, you have to go to the emergency room

Good Idea: Buying a new pair of sneakers

[RedHead8808]

Bad Idea: Hot soup in your eye on a cold night.

Good Idea: Cleaning the house.

[John01]

Bad idea: Cleaning the house while it's being ripped apart by a tornado

Good idea: Smelling roses

[RedHead8808]

Bad Idea:Smelling roses that have bees on them.

Good Idea: Swimming.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Swimming in water filled with mosquito larvae

Good Idea: Taking a nap

[RedHead8808]

Bad Idea:Taking a nap while driving.

Good Idea: Leaning to martial arts.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Learning to do martial arts on a 100 foot high diving board.

Good Idea: Eat some chili.

[datagirl]

Bad idea: Eat chili that has E. coli as the "secret ingredient"

Good idea: Sex

[John01]

Bad Idea: Sex on rim of active volcano

Good Idea: Free electricity

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Free electrocution

Good Idea: Reading a book.

[RedHead8808]

Bad Idea: Reading the entire phone book.. cover to cover.

Good Idea:Going on a date with your boyfriend/girlfriend.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Going on a date with your boyfriend/girlfriend who is also an axe murderer.

Good Idea: Buttered cinnamon rolls for breakfast.

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Buttered cinnamon rolls before going to Six Flags.

Good Idea: Inventing a remote control/pager.

[Amphorian]

Bad idea: Inventing a remote control/pager to a doomsday device then losing it

Good idea: Chilling at the beach

[John01]

Bad Idea: Chilling so much that you awaken after a 10 hour nap under the sun with third degree burns.

Good Idea: Leaving work early.

[RedHead8808]

bad idea: leaving work early and getting fired.

Good idea: reading the paper

[John01]

Bad Idea: Reading the paper while bullfighting.

Good Idea: Watering your plants.

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Watering your plants with bleach.

Good Idea: Going on a diet.

[RedHead8808]

Bad Idea:Going on a all you can eat lard diet.

Good Idea: Dancing at a party.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Dancing naked at a 60 year high school reunion party.

Good Idea: Using an umbrella when it's raining.

[Dung]

Bad Idea: Using an umbrella that advertise junk food when it's raining.

Good Idea: Fine an affordable cure for aids.

[datagirl]

Bad idea: The AIDS cure results in early onset Alzheimers

Good idea: snow day

[John01]

Bad Idea: Snow day while you are at the beach.

Good Idea: Going to sleep early.

[datagirl]

Bad idea: Going to bed early and never waking up

Good idea: Adorable puppies

[John01]

Bad Idea: Adorable puppies with diarrhea.

Good Idea: No school tomorrow.

[RedHead8808]

Bad Idea: No school tomorrow because of war.

Good Idea: Getting a hair cut.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Getting a hair cut by leatherface.

Good Idea: Changing your underwear.

[RedHead8808]

Bad Idea:Changing your underwear once a year.

Good Idea: Making new friends

[John01]

Bad Idea: Making new friends with cannibals.

Good Idea: Getting a scholarship.

[RedHead8808]

Bad Idea: Getting a scholarship to clown school.

Good Idea: Driving a cool car.

[Dung]

Bad Idea: Driving a cool car during bike's day

Good idea: Saying hello

[RedHead8808]

Bad Idea: Saying hello to a horny rapist.

Good Idea: Eating your veggies.

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Eating your veggies smothered in chocolate icing, oatmeal, and hot sauce.

Good Idea: Being hospitable

[John01]

*beat me to it

Bad Idea: being hospitable to a wild ox

Good idea: drinking milk

[RedHead8808]

Bad idea:forgetting to put the bag on before you vacuum the carpet.

Good Idea: having children.

[John01]

Bad idea: having children in the back of a truck

Good idea: brushing your teeth

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Brushing your teeth with soy sauce.

Good Idea: Taking a nap.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Taking a nap in a polar bear den

Good Idea: playing a game

[RedHead8808]

bad idea: cheating at a game your playing with your elderly grandma

good idea: working out

[John01]

Bad Idea: Working out wearing only a g-string at the zoo.

Good Idea: shaking hands

[Dung]

Bad Idea: shaking slit hands

Good idea: sell ideas

[El Cas]

Bad Ideas: sell ideas from your company to the competition.

Good Idea: Making money

[themuzicman]

Bad idea: making money by defrauding the federal government.

Good idea: Painting for fun

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Painting for your life.

Good Idea: Chillin' out.

[GettingBetter]

Bad Idea: Chillin' out while somebody is robbing your house

Good Idea: Playing computer games

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Playing computer games during an electrical storm.

Good Idea: Being optimistic.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Being optimistic that you can give a hippopotamus a kiss on the lips without getting attacked in return.

Good Idea: Playing cards.

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Playing cards while attending a funeral.

Good Idea: Helping the elderly.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Helping the elderly take enemas.

Good Idea: Wearing a watch.

[Dung]

Bad Idea: Wearing a watchman.

Good Idea: Filling the gap.

[jinx31]

Bad idea: Filling the gap with peanut butter.

Good idea: adopting a puppy.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Adopting a puppy with leprosy.

Good Idea: Exercising

[jinx31]

Bad idea: Exercising with a weak heart and overdoing it

Good idea: Getting 8 hours of sleep

[GettingBetter]

Bad idea: Getting 8 hours of sleep while on the job.

Good idea: Making love to a sexy guy.

[datagirl]

Bad idea: sexy guy has an STD

Good idea: boss gives you a raise

[John01]

Bad Idea: Boss gives you a raise 100 feet into the air with dynamite.

Good Idea: Reading a good book.

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Reading a good book while landing an airplane.

Good Idea: Chilling out.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Chilling out trapped inside a giant block of ice with a mammoth tusk up your nose.

Good Idea: Changing the oil in the car

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Replacing the oil in the car with super glue.

Good Idea: Playing a practical joke.

[Beric]

Bad idea: playing a practical joke on your practical joker roommate.

Good idea: reading a book.

[datagirl]

Bad Idea: Reading a good book while landing an airplane.


Good idea: walking on the beach

[Solaris]

Good idea: walking on the beach

Bad Idea, walking on the beach that was recently the site for a fish kill.

[NoGrayArea01]

Good Idea: Taking a day off.

[Solaris]

Oops, I messed up, resets:

Good Idea: Eat lemon ice cream
Bad idea: drink plum wine directly after

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Good Idea: Use car's turn signal

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Use a car's turn signal to stop the gang members from passing you.

Good Idea: Being helpful.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Being helpful to someone who is planting a bomb under your car.

Good Idea: Listening to relaxing music.

[El Cas]

Bad Idea: Listening to relaxing music while sitting on railroad tracks.
Good Idea: Watching TV.

[GettingBetter]

Bad Idea: watching TV while eating a dozen donuts

Good Idea: Donating to charity

[John01]

Bad Idea: Donating to charity that gives money to a research organization dedicated to blowing up the world.

Good Idea: Eating a hamburger.

[datagirl]

Bad idea: Eating an e.coli hamburger

Good idea: winning the Powerball Lottery

[John01]

Bad Idea: Winning the powerball lottery at your dying breath and it's all going to the millions of money you owe in back taxes.

Good Idea: Clipping your fingernails.

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Clipping your fingernails with a table saw.

Good Idea: Taking a shower.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Taking a shower in hydrochloric acid.

Good Idea: Buttering your toast.

[MortalWombat]

Bad idea: buttering your toast with dog food

Good idea: eating breakfast

[Dung]

Bad idea: Cheating breakfast

Good idea: Eating breakfast

[MortalWombat]

Bad Idea: Eating your dog for breakfast

Good idea: Walking your dog

[Dung]

Bad Idea: Walking your dog and then eating it for breakfast
Good idea: Walking your dog

[MortalWombat]

Bad Idea: Walking your dog off a cliff

Good idea: Going to the grand canyon

[Dung]

Bad Idea: Going to the grand canyon to throw off you dog
Good idea: Going to the grand canyon ;)

[MortalWombat]

Bad Idea: Following your dog off the cliff of the grand canyon

Good idea: Making your own good ideas :laugh:

[Synchronicity]

Bad idea: Faking your own good ideas.

Good idea: Adopting a cat or dog from a homeless shelter.

[MortalWombat]

Bad idea: Eating it for dinner.

Good idea: Donating money to charity.

[Synchronicity]

Bad idea: Donating feces to charity.

Good idea: Washing your hands after going to the bathroom.

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Washing your hands with castor oil.

Good Idea: Learning.

[datagirl]

Bad idea: Learning to take advantage of people

Good idea: Sharing knowledge

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Sharing knowledge of your credit card number with a thrice convicted felon.

Good Idea: Being productive.

[MortalWombat]

Bad Idea: Being productive with that mass destruction plan.

Good Idea: Writing a song.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Writing a song while being an air traffic controller.

Good Idea: Going to sleep now.

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Going to sleep now and waking up thirty-seven years later.

Good Idea: Having a purpose.

[Dung]

Bad Idea: Having a purpose: becoming a bum

Good Idea: Adding a bit of advertising glitter to propel your sales up da roof!

[REMwoman]

Bad idea: Adding a bit of advertising glitter to propel your sales up da roof when your product is glitter remover.

Good idea: Calling to tell your mom you love her.

[Taste of peat]

Bad idea : telling you mom you love her, then adding some sexual purposes about her body and attractiveness.

Good idea : listening to classical music, for example Beethoven's 9th symphony.

[swizzluvin]

bad idea: listening to classical music, for example Beethoven's 9th symphony while in a stripclub

good idea: discovering a way to travel a vast amount of space in a short amount of time

[John01]

Good Idea: Discovering a way to travel a vast amount of space in a short amount of time by secretly strapping yourself to the space shuttle just prior to launch.

Bad Idea: Washing dishes.

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea?: Washing the dishes with a belt sander.

Good Idea: Forgiving.

(maybe this thread should be called Bad Idea/Good Idea)

[Dung]

Bad idea: Not forgiving.

Good idea: Renaming this thread Bad Idea/Good Idea?

[MortalWombat]

Bad idea: renaming the thread Bad idea, good fun!

Good idea: sending someone flowers.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Sending some flowers to your friendly neighborhood stalker/serial killer.

Good Idea: Studying for a test.

[Dung]

Bad Idea: Studying 9 months in exchange for a pregnancy test.
Good idea: Loving your spouse

[datagirl]

Bad idea: Loving your spouse very explicitly in a public place

Good idea: Donating to a worthy cause

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Donating toenail clippings to a worthy cause.

Good Idea: Listening.

[jkatra]

Bad Idea: Listening to whining.

Good Idea: Educating yourself.

[Snowdragon]

Bad idea: educating yourself by watching Dr. Phil reruns

Good idea: donating blood

[jkatra]

Bad idea: Donating blood every 2 hours.

Good idea: Jogging.

[GettingBetter]

Bad Idea: Jogging on the highway at rush hour.

Good Idea: Helping others.

[jkatra]

Bad Idea: Helping others rob liquor stores.

Good Idea: Writing a poem.

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Writing a poem about how much you hate poetry readers.

Good Idea: Planting a garden.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Planting a garden in your freezer.

Good Idea: Putting cream in your coffee.

[Dung]

Bad Idea: Putting cream-colored courser in your coffee.

Good Idea: Writing a good book with a fancy pen.

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Writing a good book with disappearing ink.

Good Idea: Saving money.

[Eye on Earth]

Bad idea: Saving money by withdrawing funds from your credit accounts.

Good idea: Going for a bike ride.

[REMwoman]

Bad idea: Going for a bike ride with the Hell's Angels.

Good idea: Having a nice light snack.

[jkatra]

Bad idea: Having a nice light snack while having stomach surgery.

Good idea: Becoming wiser over time.

[GettingBetter]

Bad Idea: Becoming wiser about destroying the entire universe.

Good Idea: Exercising.

[AltoidaMintera]

Bad idea: exercising on a bike with loose wheels.

Good idea: cleaning your toilet with bleach.

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Cleaning your toilet with nitro.

Good Idea: Working productively.

[MassHysteria]

Bad Idea: Working productively on a giant city of gold in Minecraft while your children starve.

Good Idea: Using floss

[GettingBetter]

Bad Idea: Using floss on a piranha.

Good Idea: Taking a shower once a day.

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Going seven weeks without a shower.

Good Idea: Helping your elderly neighbor with groceries.

[escapist11]

Bad Idea: Helping your elderly neighbor with their invisible groceries.

Good Idea: Painting your fingernails.

[GettingBetter]

Bad Idea: Painting your fingernails with red superglue.

Good Idea: Growing organic vegetables

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Pouring antifreeze on your organic vegetables.

Good Idea: Car pooling.

[datagirl]

Bad idea - car pooling in a swimming pool

Good idea - using spell check

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Using spell check to monitor your grammer.

Good Idea: Renovating.

[joliee]

Bad Idea: Renovating you neighbors house.
Good Idea: Sleeping.

[datagirl]

Bad idea: Sleeping on the job
Good idea: Being employed

[GettingBetter]

Bad Idea: Being employed as cheap hooker.

Good Idea: Having clean clothes.

[Aezur]

good idea: getting drunk

bad idea: hangover

[datagirl]

Bad Idea: Getting drunk and throwing up on your clean clothes
Good Idea: Reading the rules of the game

[GettingBetter]

Bad Idea: Reading the rules of the game and not realizing that they are for a different game.

Good Idea: Having a GPS in your car.

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Having a GPS set to speak in a very foreign language.

Good Idea: Staying up to date.

[MortalWombat]

Bad Idea: Staying up to date your sister.

Good Idea: Giving back to the community.

[GettingBetter]

Bad Idea: Giving back to the community all the flyers you have collected over the past year and starting a bonfire with them.

Good Idea: Buying a new sports car.

[joliee]

Bad Idea: Buying a new sports car with no engine.
Good Idea: Eating salad

[GettingBetter]

Bad Idea: Eating a salad loaded with cheese, extra meat, nacho chips that exceeds your calorie and sodium intake for the day.

Good Idea: Finally taking care of house repairs.

[Aklis]

Bad Idea: Hiring a team of carpenters where the majority is lacking one or more semi-important body part.

Good Idea: Having a late night glass of whisky before sleeping for ten hours straight. (In case you didn't guess, I'm tired.)

[Taste of peat]

Bad Idea: getting drunk before sleeping and wake up with a hangover.

Good Idea: running a half-marathon.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Running a half-marathon naked (salt and peppered) through a village of cannibals.

Good Idea: Eating bacon for breakfast.

[MortalWombat]

Bad Idea: Eating an entire pig for breakfast.

Good Idea: Taking in a stray dog

[John01]

Bad Idea: Taking in a stray dog with rabies and diarrhea.

Good Idea: Driving to the coffee shop.

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Driving into the coffee shop.

Good Idea: Going to see a movie.

[GettingBetter]

Bad Idea: Going to see a movie so bad and dull it causes you to tear out all of your hair.

Good Idea: Following the doctor's orders.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Following the doctor's order to give yourself a cement enema.

Good Idea: Going to sleep early.

[envirodude]

Bad idea: going to sleep early when Angelina Jolie comes over, announces she's finished with that moron Brad, and wants to par-tay.

Good idea: fixing your broken TV.

[Loneliness]

Bad idea: Fixing your broken TV with a hammer.

Good idea: Doing homework

[GettingBetter]

Bad Idea: Doing homework for WOW instead of school.

Good Idea: Playing the guitar

[Taste of peat]

Bad idea : playing the guitar with no pick and get your fingers bleeding.

Good idea : jerking off.

[GettingBetter]

Bad Idea: jerking off at your cubicle during a work day.

Good Idea: Playing fairly

[datagirl]

Bad idea: Playing fairly with a cheater

Good idea: Hot cocoa on a cold night

[GettingBetter]

Bad Idea: Hot cocoa that burns your tongue on any night.

Good Idea: Planting flowers in your garden.

[mcayain]

Bad Idea: Planting flowers and getting tetanus from a rose thorn

Good Idea: lighting a fire

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Lighting a fire on the governor's front lawn.

Good Idea: Always being prepared.

[envirodude]

Bad idea: Always being prepared as the appetizer at the local cannibal society's annual BBQ
Good idea: Learning French.

[Aklis]

Bad idea: ...Learning French? ;)

Good idea: Having homemade hamburgers with bacon and cheddar.

[GettingBetter]

Bad Idea: Making the homemade hamburgers with bacon and cheddar and adding haggis to the mix.

Good Idea: Destroying all haggis recipes world-wide.

[froyo]

Bad Idea: Not destroying all haggis recipes world-wide

Good Idea: Going to college

[zimtgeschmack]

Bad idea: Going to college and goin to your classes only 4 times a semester (no-online classes!)

Good idea: Getting another credit card

[GettingBetter]

Bad Idea: Actually, just getting another credit card.

Good Idea: Winning 200k per year and retiring - now.

[zimtgeschmack]

Bad idea: Being positively infected with ebola.

Good idea: Going to flea markets for a bargain.

[GettingBetter]

Bad Idea: Going to flea markets and spending $500 on all sorts of bargains that you end up throwing away or donating 6 months from now.

Good Idea: Eating homemade jam.

[Aklis]

Bad idea: Eating homemade "jam".

Good idea: Having filet mignon for dinner.

[RedHead8808]

Bad idea: Having raw fillet mignon for dinner.

Good idea: Brushing your teeth.

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Brushing your teeth with a steel wire brush.

Good Idea: Washing your hands.

[imaqt125]

Bad Idea: Washing your hands with flesh eating acid

Good Idea: Doing your homework

[H3rAcL1tU5]

Bad Idea: Homework is a 49 y/o Thai hooker for a woman's studies class in France

Good Idea: Eradicating HIV

[Aklis]

Bad Idea: Eradicating HIV with a new virus that will eventually mutate and eat people.

Good Idea: Learning how to play the piano.

[imaqt125]

Bad Idea: Learning to play piano with broken fingers

Good Idea: Eating your vegetables

[lumin]

Bad Idea: Eating your vegetables once every 20 years.

Good Idea: Sleeping.

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Sleeping through a zombie apocalypse.

Good Idea: Working out.

[Reddkatz]

Bad idea: working out on The Biggest Loser

Good idea: spending an half an hour on WII Fit.

[H3rAcL1tU5]

Bad idea: Chuck Norris spending a half hour on the Wii Fit, if the Wii Fit can even last that long.

Good idea: Shutting up the Westboro Baptist Church

[John01]

Bad Idea: Shutting up Westboro Baptist Church when they want to admit they are assholes and need to apologize to everyone they have insulted and picketed against.

Good Idea: Putting cayenne pepper on your pizza.

[imaqt125]

Bad Idea: Putting peppers on your pizza if you have severe acid reflux

Good Idea: Not feeding wild animals

[CaptainAwesome]

Bad Idea: Not feeding wild animals, so that they eat you.(obviously shitty)

Good Idea: Not committing suicide

[John01]

Bad Idea: Not committing suicide before dying a slow, painful four hour death as a pride of lions slowly disembowels you and tears off your limbs one by one.

Good Idea: Paying your electric bill.

[H3rAcL1tU5]

Bad Idea: Paying the electric bill in person at the utility company with the smallest monetary unit available in the country of presence.

Good Idea: Drinking a glass of water.

[TypeINTP]

Bad Idea: Drinking a glass of water that has a yellowish color and smells like piss.

Good Idea: Getting Laid. (Or at least trying to...)

[John01]

Bad Idea: Getting laid forcefully by an angry elephant.

Good Idea: Pursuing peace with coworkers.

[GettingBetter]

Bad Idea: Pursuing peace with coworkers to the point where nobody wants to offend anyone even when they have bad ideas. Everybody agrees to bad plans and your company fails.

Good idea: Taking a vitamin once a day.

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Taking 347 vitamins every two hours.

Good Idea: Being thankful.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Being thankful that you jumped out of the way of the car without realizing you just landing in front of a train.

Good Idea: Going to sleep.

[GettingBetter]

Bad Idea: Going to sleep and leaving your entire house wide open.

Good Idea: Asking someone you like to go out with you.

[TypeINTP]

Bad Idea: Asking someone you like to go out with and mutilating them if they refuse.

Good Idea: NOT .. sexually harassing co-workers .. NOT !

[GettingBetter]

Bad Idea: Sexually harassing your co-workers that are on the verge of going postal. They come in the next day, take your clothes off, laugh and then shoot off your privates.

Good Idea: Making sure that people get the therapy they need.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Making sure the 400 lb, hairy, smelly, psychotic, murderous 7 foot man who just kidnapped you, tied you up and is about to eat you gets his phone message from his therapist confirming his afternoon self-esteem, positive thinking session.

Good Idea: Putting on a sweater when you're cold.

[lumin]

Bad idea: Putting on a cotton sweater when you're cold.

Good idea: Getting some sun once in a while.

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Getting too much sun and developing skin cancer.

Good Idea: Drinking clean water.

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Bad idea: Drinking so much water your cells burst

Good idea: Brushing your teeth more than once a week.

[NoGrayArea01]

Bad Idea: Using a toothbrush with steel bristles.

Good Idea: Having a balanced diet.

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Bad Idea: Not eating enough of it.

Good idea: Help a granny today.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Helping the granny of the cannibal brothers who just caught you in their jungle trap build the fire to roast you for dinner.

Good Idea: Taking a shower when you're dirty.

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Bad Idea: Doing so obsessively until you run out of skin and reach the dermis.

Good idea: Reinstalling your OS instead of buying a new computer.

[TypeINTP]

Bad Idea: Reinstalling your OS instead of buying a new computer, and ignoring the smoke coming from the power supplier.

Good idea: Making friends with new people.

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Bad Idea: Trying to initiate meaningful conversations in the hospital nursery.

Good Idea: Taking a stress-free vacation.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Taking a stress-free vacation by getting a lobotomy on a tropical island.

Good Idea: Feeding your cat.

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Bad idea: Feeding it too much LSD. (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

Good idea: Using compact fluorescent bulbs in your home.

[OrangeLeland]

Bad idea: Using compact fluorescent bulbs in your home...as dinner.

Good idea: Donate to Japanese tsunami relief.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Donating salt water to Japanese tsunami relief.

Good Idea: Brushing your teeth every day.

[lifeguard]

bad idea: brushing your teeth with a toilet brush.
good idea: leave the room when passing gas.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Leave the restroom and move to the kitchen where grandma is making pancakes when passing gas.

Good Idea: Caring for your pets.

[lifeguard]

Bad idea: Treating your pets whith your adhd meds hoping to care for their anxity
Good Idea: To wash your hands after you sneeze

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Bad Idea: Keep killing 99.9% of weak germs, eliminating germ-germ competition and promote the incubation of a super virus in your nail cracks, which will kill you first, after causing your eye to swell and ooze volatile, contagious, and bubbly yellow liquid from its center.

Good idea: Keeping up to date with current events.

[OrangeLeland]

Bad idea: Keeping up to date with current events in the NAMBLA community.

Good idea: Changing the oil in your car every 5000 miles.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Changing the oil in your car every 5,000 miles by switching the transmission oil and engine oil back and forth.

Good Idea: Drinking iced water on a hot day.

[lifeguard]

bad idea: lubing yourself up with motor oil and trying to drive nude 5,000 miles.
good idea: To buckle up in you vehicle

[GettingBetter]

Bad Idea: Taking a stress-free vacation by getting a lobotomy on a tropical island.



having a lobotomy on a tropical island sounds good about now.

Bad Idea #1: Drinking iced water on a hot day, and it gives you that awful chill in your chest and nose.

Bad Idea #2: Buckle up in your vehicle, but you happen to end up in an accident on that rare occasion where you need to leave the vehicle and can't get the buckle unsnapped.

Good Idea: Going on a date with the perfect person.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Going on a date with the perfect person to get two free lobotomies. ;D

Good Idea: Reading a good book on a rainy day.

[TypeINTP]

Bad Idea: Reading a good book on a rainy day ... OUTSIDE!

Good Idea: Thinking things through BEFORE you act.

[John01]

Bad Idea: Thinking things through BEFORE you act when you are traveling on a one way road at 70 mph and you suddenly see that the road ends ahead at a 1,000 foot cliff and you are approximately 250 feet away from it. (you have about one second to apply the breaks and about 8 or 9 seconds of time to stop within about 250 feet at 70 mph.)

Good Idea: Drinking water when you are thirsty.