Game: Six Word Stories

[gogurtdynasty]

The point of this game is to write a very very short story containing only 6 words.

Here are some examples i borrowed from To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


"Deranged computers take over. Nobody notices."

"World's tallest card tower! Earthquake! Disaster!"

"Speargun office prank. Ouch. Still funny"





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beaver attacks onlookers, no one survives

[sriv]

Man rapes woman. WHY? God, why?

[azelismia]

Verdant. Spring. Lust. Slaps. Courtroom. Cellwalls........

Alternatively

Verdant. Spring. Lust. Acceptance!! Trapped.. caged...

[gogurtdynasty]

monkey rapes man, thank you god





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Selling human lactation, many flavors available!

[notoppings]

End of civilization, mans greatest tragedy.

[curiousjane]

Girl Writes Headline. Calls it Story.

[Chimerical]

Blowjobs for money. Court in session.

[gogurtdynasty]

Girl Writes Headline. Calls it Story.i like that :-P

[curiousjane]

Once upon a time. The end.

[AutumSpice]

I like this thread. Needle please.





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INTJ has real emotion. Hell freezes.

[sriv]

Story of my life. I dead.

Inconpicuous larceny is not a felony.

[Bear Warp]

y u laff wen hed's bleedin?

[gogurtdynasty]

I'm glad the air bags deployed





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sorry I'm busy with your mother

[malefide]

Transcription on the wall. People snicker.

[curiousjane]

He came. He saw. He conquered.

[Circe]

:-) My school did this. Here were some of the best:

Spoon shopping, needs shine. A smile?

You took my hand; hello, future.

A call: action scene, explosion out.

Jailed, “murdered,” became the world’s superhero

Found a heart. Wasn’t broken. Weird.

Wrote story. It sucked. Started over.

Sixty years of love. Suddenly alone.

“Do it again…no thank you.”

I wake, see and enjoy, sleep.

WORLDWIDE POWER OUTAGE! Details at 11.

I abandoned the earth’s last person.

Despite consequences, last night worth it.

“Once upon a time… the end.”

for sale: baby, with new shoes

You’re good. Unfortunately, we want great.

Harry met Sally. Sally met John.

Lost man meets wolves, finds brothers

Warning, zombie rampage. Protect your families.

The One? *Aortic rupture.* World waits…

What’s that!? I only get six?

[curiousjane]

You took my hand; hello, future.

I want this to be my love story.

-or-

Love is a hand held gently.

[Erika Redmark]

Linguistics homework neglected, she writes stories.

Paper due: Two weeks. Final: Monday.

Stuff goes on and nobody cares.

I'm not good at this game.

A challenge leads to wasted hours.

[Victoria Silver]

Machine, why did you create us?

They were born, suffered, and died.

[xwalka]

Robots first words. Humans must die.

-I once made a translation machine say humans must die in the middle of a quiet room. Got quite a laugh.

Great expectations. Disappointment. Two minute man.

Love conquers ALL. Just the detergent.

[rwyatt365]

Fate beckons, your life unfolding awaits.

[cha071c0rd3r]

Particle accelerator creates black hole. Damn.

or

Why is the sun getting bigger?

[mental drift]

monkey rapes man, thank you god



Man rapes monkey, Aids, enough said.

[curiousjane]

Particle accelerator creates black hole. Damn.


:laugh:

[Wapiti]

Dog chokes then vomits. Finger returned.

[rwyatt365]

Big Bang. Universe expanding - outward bound.

[Alpha Prime]

James Blunt sings. James Blunt castrated.

[Richard0612]

George Bush. President, Negotiator, General, Idiot.
or
George Bush. President of America. Twit.
or
George Bush opens mouth. Big disaster.

Boris Johnson. Better than Ken Livingstone. [you'll get it if you live/have an interest in the UK]

INTJ has plan. End of world.
ESFP thinks. Scientific community in awe. [no offence!]

Astrology proven right? What a quack!

[onlyparallel]

INTJ refrains from sarcasm. World ends.
Reigion makes sense. Diagnosed with schizophrenia.
He smiles. Trips on own feet.
World heats up. Scientists right? Shock.

[Edeag]

Time travel. Paradox. Disappear from existence.

[Jane]

Life sucks and then you die

[rwyatt365]

Life sucks and then you die
I say that ALL the time - it pisses my wife off royally. :thumbsup:

[quest ion]

James Blunt sings. James Blunt castrated.

HAHAHA. :cry:

[Richard0612]

Quantum theory works? We rule universe.

Chav tries to think. Chav dead.

[Laughing Man]

Sex, sex, sex, and more sex.

[Wapiti]

James Blunt six word story kills.

[Solaris]

Rationals get creative, sound like cookies.

Yes, I cared, at least once.


Invasion. Resistance. Action. Failure? Regroup. Ambiguity.

Emotion Struggling. Can't sit still. Implosion.

[WiredBrain]

People love thinking. Fell of bed.

[Antares]

Bush got smarter. Hell freezes over.
George Bush fell off a cliff.

[IgnoranceIsKind]

Imaginative people gather. Religion is formed.

[Richard0612]

George Bush fell off a cliff.

World rejoices. One less stupid person.
---
Astrology = truth? Get head looked at.

[IgnoranceIsKind]

World rejoices. One less stupid person.
---


Even higher deficits. Money for funeral.

[sriv]

Ignorance is kind. Knowledge is cruel.

Everyone knows where I got idea.

That is why Bush is friendly.

[Motor Jax]

ha ha ^

i like that... pretty good, sriv

[Jane]

I say that ALL the time - it pisses my wife off royally. :thumbsup:

Hi five! (no, I don't have a wife :idea:)

hurray!

[juchestyle]

Homer no function beer well without





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so over due for a correction





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easier to ignore life, lets complain!





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who cares, run forward, hit head

[IgnoranceIsKind]

History research makes my day sad.

Abs missing for months, dad concurs.

Writing this story instead of studying.

[juchestyle]

Boy Dates Girl - To Be continued

[Richard0612]

Boy Dates Girl - To Be continued

Boy dates Girl - Heard this before
Boy marries Girl - Very Bad Thing(tm)
Boy divorces Girl - Sanity is restored

[Terian]

This is a creative project. The objective is to create a story using no more or less than six words.

Hemmingway was once given this challenge, to which he replied, "For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn."





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I'll start:
Nine months later, family of two.

[tp6626]

He went out, and never returned. :(

[Terian]

Archeological discovery; we aren't from here.

[tp6626]

One flew over the cuckoos nest.

[Nikita]

She screamed. Blood splattered. Sirens whine.

[Cocoa]

The gun fired; he fell dead.

[tp6626]

These stories are all quite depressing.





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She said yes, they were married.

[Maayan]

Gazing out and beyond -- another room.

[Mathnerdkid]

He ran bleeding, screaming. She swooned.

[Nikita]

The wall fell. The children sang.

[Cocoa]

Saw a dog. It bit me.

[Maayan]

I saw through him. How disappointing.

[tp6626]

I shot the sheriff. He dead.

[Cocoa]

I woke up. Not my bed.

[Terian]

I lived. I died. I think.

[altoid]

I saw these on reddit today. One of my favorites:

Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time
--Alan Moore


Hmmm...

The simulation ended: our Earth vanished

[BostonIan]

Once upon a time... The End.





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Iceberg, no! Splash. Glub, glub, glub.

[pocohauntus]

and they lived happily ever after

[TheLastMohican]

These stories are all quite depressing.


Allow me to fix that:

Carelessly he licked his fingers. Saccharin!





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The English have longbows. They win.





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Anne had eleven fingers, no sons.


(You know the rest.)

[Mathnerdkid]

Happy ponies dance. Everything is perfect!

"Better?", Mathnerdkid asks. Then she gags.

[Terian]

"I'm sorry," she said. She wasn't.

[Mathnerdkid]

He enters the void, and freezes.





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She drempt. Or was it dreaming?

[CaseBlue]

The line held, the soldiers drank.

[tp6626]

Woke up, got out of bed.

Sequel:

Dragged a comb across my head.

[Homini Lupus]

They did not speak while leaving.

[Hasway]

Bomb placed.Kaboom.Avalanche.
(I almost just put kaboom...)

[Samoan Corleone]

He stepped on a mine. Goodbye.

[Reganon]

Went to the store. No milk.

[theunstrungharp]

If nothing else, pursue reckless fervor.

[Janae]

Taxi came. He let her sleep.

The experiment failed. Run for it!

Three drinks too many. Hello, officer.

These are fun =]

[buk]

Six words stories are very short

[BostonIan]

Romance: after some botheration, they kiss.

[tp6626]

Went outside and had a smoke.

[altoid]

She wondered: would he come back?

[Nikita]

Bomb placed.Kaboom.Avalanche.
(I almost just put kaboom...)

But that's not a 6 word sentence. I'd add:

Bomb placed. Kaboom! Avalanche. Buried alive.

Morning dawns - she dries her tears.

[tp6626]

And they fought pugnaciously 'til dusk.

[BostonIan]

Cowboy shoots Indians, rides off sunsetfully.

[Hasway]

Whoops...I didn't see the or less. I'll put a good one.
Food's on table,we shall eat.

[Samoan Corleone]

Once upon a time, the end.

[Bregen]

Futilely the mop spreads it around.

[Nikita]

Tires squeal. Beautiful car, wasn't it?

[Perf]

I looked for my snowshoes. Gone!

[Nikita]

Fear of flying conquered. Masks drop.

[Terian]

Particles collide. Teleportation commencing. Something's wrong.

//I think the best ones are those that spark Ne. Those are the ones that don't immediately tell you exactly what they mean; you have to figure it out for yourself.//

[Anumidium]

Administration domination, your heart isn't here.

[Nikita]

Girl broken. He deserves to die.

[Perf]

Who'll win? What price? HE knows!

[Anumidium]

With still breath, comings and goings.

[Nikita]

Happy Birthday! Hair grazes lit candles.

[Ender]

Struggles against all odds; achieves victory.

[Perf]

Walking softly, weeping...quietly, nobody understands.

[secretagentm]

Must... write... art history paper............................... FAIL.

[Nikita]

A shot. Silence. Rustling of leaves.

[Perf]

Dismantling work, ensuring confrontation. A glare...

[Nikita]

Mirror, mirror on the wall - shattered.

[Mathnerdkid]

My view of the world? Gone.

Kisses joining the wind. Whispered goodbyes.

[Nikita]

Scratching and screaming, muffled beneath dirt.

[Mathnerdkid]

Rustling behind me. Sickly sweet smell.

Wonders could be, but for yesterday.

[Ender]

Crashing so far. And yet safe.

[tp6626]

I like these. They're moments more than stories, but very creative and intriguing! :)

[ranwayslo]

She chased him. He caught her.

[Wapiti]

Dog bit owner, replaced with cat.

[tp6626]

I glanced over, she smiled back :).

[theunstrungharp]

It had seemed larger in photos.

[Ender]

A crashing sound. The lights flickered.

[tp6626]

He laid punch-drunk, bollock-naked, until morning.

[Wapiti]

Tp posts eight word story above.

[Allie]

He led. She followed. They're lost.




Two hours later, all were dead.

[tp6626]

Tp posts eight word story above.
It was hyphen ated god dammit! :)

[ClydeB]

Pilot light, intestinal gas, not good.

[Jonathan Brewer]

And then she thought of him.

[ClydeB]

Could your timing be any worse?

[Jonathan Brewer]

Yes, as a matter of fact.

[ClydeB]

I'll buy that for a dollar!

[Kisai]

The exquisite corpse drinks new wine.

[Stormy]

Story of my life: there's none.

[ClydeB]

Candy is dandy, liquor is quicker.

[INTJoe]

My poo is brown and smelly.

[callmemigs]

And your pee is too sticky.

[Ender]

Fleeting hope; snatched away by fate.

[Jonathan Brewer]

The wine is not so good.

[Snowdragon]

Just now, I lost my mind.

[Jonathan Brewer]

I found it a minute ago.

[Terian]

You need to write stories, people!
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Lost in translation; where's my son?

[Rudy]

Together, they looked forward to tomorrow.

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Broken dreams had left him bitter.

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One way plane ticket: an escape.

OR

Plane ticket, packed bags: an escape.





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Throughout life, love was their guide.

[Allie]

Found keys. Drove out. Bought time.



You're the apple of my eye.

[Gazelle]

A war came. Then zombies.

[Rudy]

A war came. Then zombies. Braaaaaaaaains.

There! Now it satisfies the rules. ;)

[Gazelle]

There! Now it satisfies the rules. ;)


Duh. Apparently I can't count!

[SeaCzar]

True love lost; still love lives.

[einnelsate]

Tender beef. It kissed the floor.

[curiousjane]

Saw a dog. It bit me.

Dog saw me. I bit it.

(This is an old journalism adage ... a dog biting a person isn't always newsworthy; a person biting a dog? You'd better believe it!)

[Jonathan Brewer]

That silly girl just caught rabies.

[Gazelle]

That was my dog. He died.

[Jonathan Brewer]

The vet tried to save him.

[tp6626]

Resign. Find job. Apply. Get job?

[Maayan]

The exquisite corpse drinks new wine.

:cheesy:

[Jonathan Brewer]

There is no end in sight.

[Kisai]

Glass eye rolls across cafeteria floor.

[Jonathan Brewer]

Someone needs to clean that floor.

[ClydeB]

Quote the raven, mop the floor.

[tp6626]

Day once dawned. It was beautiful.

[Jonathan Brewer]

And so the long tale ended.

[theunstrungharp]

You mean we're all just robots?

[auriga vega]

The sun will not rise tomorrow.

[tp6626]

The sun will not rise tomorrow.
Shit, you mean... what's gonna happen?

[Sequoia]

Sidetracked again and sucked into forums.

[ClydeB]

Detonation in ten, nine, eight, um...

[Jonathan Brewer]

Alas, the poor dumb fool perished.

[Wapiti]

We talked again, it will end.

[Sequoia]

As the stormfront approached, cats zoomed.

[Mathnerdkid]

Whoosh, jet engines. Sorry, refuel person.

[ranwayslo]

She loves. He thinks. She despairs.

(INTJ Romance novel)

[Gazelle]

She loves. He thinks. She despairs.

(INTJ Romance novel)

Yes! This story makes me cry.

[Shorgenfunkel]

This little piggy went to market.

Excavations ran rampant... no dirt left.

[SeaCzar]

Where's the cat? What's for dinner?!?

[Kisai]

"I ate fried walrus," she sighed.

[ClydeB]

She said no, he heard yes.

[Rudy]

Life: a tragedy in many parts.

[ClydeB]

We are dust in the wind.

[Rudy]

Then, dawn came up like thunder.

[ClydeB]

Just like my dinner did earlier.

[Sequoia]

Life, a comedy of tiny errors

(variation on a theme and a sequel)

[Kisai]

What does this button do...? KA-BOOM!!!

[Sequoia]

Slinks dejectedly in, skips merrily out.

[Samoan Corleone]

Six-word-story writers write below.

[Rudy]

Samoan's story broke the fourth wall.

[Allie]

I came, I saw, I conquered. (sorry, not original; but I just like how completely this tells the story).

[Jonathan Brewer]

Foolish hearts shall find only bitterness.

[Nihilum]

Oh my god, she is pregnant!

[Stormy]

Yay, full scholarship to dictator school!

[Sequoia]

Fascinated, he watched hummingbirds enjoy sex.

[fomatizer]

I haven't read all the others so hope this hasn't been done already:

Window shopping. "Chance" encounter. Dirt nap.

[Wapiti]

It was scary, skid marks left!

[Mathnerdkid]

Two gallons of beer, "Heeey, baby"

Instructions: strip wire, connect. Zzzzap! Oops.

[Jonathan Brewer]

You were absolutely incredible last night!

[SeaCzar]

Beautifully out-foxed, she is a vixen.

[Rudy]

Hitler's story:

Rejected from art school. What now?

[dalidaisy]

Ouch! Damn, that really friggin hurt...

[Rudy]

Expensive funeral: the inheritance is gone.

[Wapiti]

Wapiti invades Cuba. Cuba is mine!

[Rudy]

Time Traveler's Wife is his mother.

[fomatizer]

Fairies at the window. Sudden wings.

[Rudy]

Thought happy thoughts, still can't fly.

[Jonathan Brewer]

He is more than mildly delusional.

[fomatizer]

Cement shoes: shuttle to the urchins.

[Rudy]

She pawned her ring; it's over...

[Jonathan Brewer]

The deal soured. Death was inevitable.

[Rudy]

Dawn; a good day to die.

[fomatizer]

The cabin is surrounded. No weapons.

[Jonathan Brewer]

Swiftly the axe falls; then: darkness.

[Rudy]

One last look to say goodbye.

[fomatizer]

His father's expression said it all.

[ClydeB]

Shut your mouth, or I will.

[Rudy]

She cried. A lifetime of loneliness.

[ClydeB]

Two black eyes. Was told twice.

[gestalt]

Twice did her eyes twinkle tricksy.

[Rudy]

Flowers placed on the road side.

[Jonathan Brewer]

Trodden under foot, her dreams died.

[ClydeB]

unresolved existential angst begets fearful freedom

[Samoan Corleone]

He angered people, none angered him.

[fomatizer]

Twilight:
To fang or not to fang?

[Samoan Corleone]

Twilight remained unseen, by only myself.

[fomatizer]

The Dark Night:
Nihilist clown's murder spree. Batman blamed.

[einnelsate]

Batman mourned. The joker just smiled.

[Rudy]

Night was shattered by a scream.

[fomatizer]

The virgin finally found a mate.

Throwing this in just fer yucks:
unresolved existential angst begets fearful freedomunresolved angst in pants begets semen

[ClydeB]

Mommy does not love me anymore.

[ranwayslo]

Flying high. The pilot was arrested.

[Rudy]

Cloak and dagger; a day's work.

[fomatizer]

Mommy does not love me anymore.Mommy loves more than you know.

Preparing the oven for tasty treats.

[Rudy]

A secret tryst. A broken heart.

[Sequoia]

wandering avatar lost; found again new.

[Samoan Corleone]

Righteous violence will result in peace.

[Rudy]

She gracefully surrenders trappings of youth.

[Terian]

Righteous violence will result in peace.

This is not a fucking story.

[Rudy]

This is not a fucking story.

A bitter storyteller vents his rage. ;)

[Terian]

A bitter storyteller vents his rage. ;)Most of these stories aren't stories.

[Rudy]

Most of these stories aren't stories.

Raging against the posters' unmovable apathy.

(I know, but what can you do?)

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Death. The end of his story.

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A failed exam. A razor blade.

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A cooling body, a promise kept.

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He loves, she leaves, memories remain.

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She wears white. He's not there.

[wise]

Spending did not erase their debt.

[Rudy]

Spending did not erase their debt.

I've been inspired:

They elected Obama; he'd fix everything!

[Samoan Corleone]

This is not a fucking story.

It's the story of holy war.

[fomatizer]

The stoyteller quits; a story's aborted.

[Rudy]

A shot is fired; greed prevails.

[Nikita]

Tires squeal. The unguarded house - ransacked.

[DurrRuhRurr]

Absolutely nothing happens in this story.





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He killed, maimed, laughed, and died.

[Sequoia]

Creative minds wove, spun and birthed.

[Jonathan Brewer]

As the wind blew; she danced.

[Ender]

Most of these stories aren't stories.
What's your idea of a story?

Does it need beginning and end? Both clearly defined with abundant meaning?

[Jonathan Brewer]

"Story" is in the reader's mind.

We can not define such things.

Just take it and let go.

Paradox is the essence of freedom.

One can not confine the soul.

[Sequoia]

Typism apparently reigns, then thoughtfulness returns.

[Mathnerdkid]

Realization dawns at his final breath.

[Jonathan Brewer]

The story is in the details.

[Mathnerdkid]

Suddenly, the Earth ceased to spin.

[altoid]

We went nuclear. Earth's now alone.

Pascal's wager followed; accepted on technicality.

[SeaCzar]

Terian's thread abused; he's not amused.

[Sequoia]

Curiousity peaked, the treasure hunting begins.

[aok]

Once upon a time stopped moving.

[pure potential]

The filter made hydrogen split off.

[Samoan Corleone]

One gunshot. Time froze. He fell.

[Sequoia]

Up. Down. Splat. Shovel. Scrape. Clean.