"It could be worse" game.

[Chimerical]

You tell a shitty situation and the user below you describes how it could be worse, then either post another shitty situation or leaves it at that so the next user makes it even worse.

i.e. I have to walk 20miles in the middle of a rain storm to get home!!!!
You have to walk 80 miles in the middle of a rain storm to get home, not to mention you're barefoot, the streets covered in broken glass, and you have AIDS.

Feel free to make the above worse than it already it.

[notoppings]

The rain has stopped and has blown your house intact across the street but your in-laws are visiting.


I have to wash the cat tomorrow.

[TehBeefah]

You are unaware that your cat just did a few lines of cocaine.

[WalkingTruth]

The rain has stopped and has blown your house intact across the street but your in-laws are visiting.


I have to wash the cat tomorrow.
Your in-laws trailer has been smashed to smithereens and they are now living with you, and the cat you must wash has rabies, but you don't know it yet.

[Chimerical]

You are unaware that your cat just did a few lines of cocaine.

wtf....I almost fell of the couch laughing at that.

The cat's been sharing needles with the other cat and that's how it got rabies. Except it's not rabies, it's the rage virus.

[ShaiGar]

Your 13 year old daughter just came home stoned and tells you that she's pregnant. Your cat bites her.

[Chimerical]

your 13 your old son walks in the door and says he's the father.

[Vivid]

The cat's been sharing needles with the other cat and that's how it got rabies. Except it's not rabies, it's the rage virus.

Your 13 year old daughter just came home stoned and tells you that she's pregnant. Your cat bites her.

Your infected, pregnant 13 year-old daughter bites your partner and you ahve to evacuate your home to get away.

[Jane]

your 13 your old son walks in the door and says he's the father.

hahahaha, omfg.





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Your infected, pregnant 13 year-old daughter bites your partner and you ahve to evacuate your home to get away.

Your daughter and son both dies.

:irked:

(putting an end to this tale)

[Aronnax]

Your daughter and son both dies.


Your mother-in-law is a witch doctor, she turns the corpses of your children into zombies and they now hunger for your flesh. You have to run for your life on feet filled with shards of broken glass.

[Rowan]

Your mother-in-law is a witch doctor, she turns the corpses of your children into zombies and they now hunger for your flesh. You have to run for your life on feet filled with shards of broken glass.

Your incestuous zombie children both join the Libertarian National Socialist Green Party (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.).

[sriv]

It just so happened that the party gained mass popularity overnight. They proceed to begin the end of the world with the incestuous zombie children leading them.

[rwyatt365]

...So the LNSGP starts a Million Zombie March on Washington, and the staging point is your front lawn.

[MetalWounds]

^ You also realize that your milk just went sour.

[Taberculosis]

....and you just started your period and you have no tampons. And everyone has fled town because of the LNSGP Zombie march so no Kroger, CVS or Walgreens is open!!!

[Cuivienen]

...after their march the LSNGP zombies occupy your house as their headquarters and throw rotten, wormy and poisonous papayas at anyone who tries to approach

[TehBeefah]

Many of the LSNGPZs are French, and taunt you endlessly from the safety of the upstairs window.

[Cuivienen]

...and the LSNGPZs also found your self-written poetry which you had hidden under your mattress, they are reading it aloud, making fun of it and broadcasting all that to every household in the Northern Hemisphere (they took over a TV-Station before they arrived at your house)!

[Jakalwarrior]

Your cut feet now start to pour puss from MRSA sores. You notice a few used hypodermic needles stuck through your toes. This mixes with your menses and you feel the need to vomit.

[Cuivienen]

...crazy aliens :alien: from Proxima Centauri have chosen exactly this moment to land upon earth. They go looking for the earth`s leaders and meet the LSNGPZs and become their allies in spreading chaos and destruction everywhere they go. The LSNGPZs now have spaceships and laser weapons, the aliens become infected, die and turn into alien zombies...

[notoppings]

...crazy aliens :alien: from Proxima Centauri have chosen exactly this moment to land upon earth. They go looking for the earth`s leaders and meet the LSNGPZs and become their allies in spreading chaos and destruction everywhere they go. The LSNGPZs now have spaceships and laser weapons, the aliens become infected, die and turn into alien zombies...

The zombies and alien zombies are all eaten by the cocaine and needle sharing cat and his buddies. The world is safe, government is re-established. They present you with the bill for all restitution.

[Motor Jax]

but then you were frying bacon nude, and your house caught fire

[rwyatt365]

So, running from the burning wreck of your house you trip on a rabid cat and cause him to scatter his cocaine. Being incensed at the waste of good dope, he and his friends chain your naked body to an abandoned alien spaceship and inject you with pond scum.

[Motor Jax]

you find that pond scum is actually a better high than cocaine, but the drawbacks is that your skin starts peeling

[Cuivienen]

Because of the zombie aliens` and the LSNGPZs` untimely demise the emos of your country unite and want to grab power, so they start an epic battle against the rabid, cocaine-addicted cats; again, it all takes place in your back yard and the spot where your house used to be. You can only watch helplessly from the spaceship you are chained to.

[Chimerical]

Because of the zombie aliens` and the LSNGPZs` untimely demise the emos of your country unite and want to grab power, so they start an epic battle against the rabid, cocaine-addicted cats; again, it all takes place in your back yard and the spot where your house used to be. You can only watch helplessly from the spaceship you are chained to.

Mosquitoes are biting your genitals while you're chained to the spaceship and a large man is shoving a rusty pipe up your ass.
With NO lube.

[qwerty]

during the operation to remove the rusty pipe, you are filmed and your picture is spread across youtube

Like this (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

[Motor Jax]

but then, your popularity soars and you have to appear on EVERY late night talk show for the next 3 years or until no watches your youtube demonstration anymore

[Richard0612]

The late night talk shows are presented by Melinda Messenger and Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen [eurgh!].

[Motor Jax]

but then, at the end of the year you actually find out that it is really one gigantic show, and you have to start back over again

[schwartzie]

and do it exactly as it was. From the first glass-shardy rainstorm to those dreadful chats with Lawrence ... you fall into a seemingly bottomless depression ... until ... you discover a hidden manuscript and learn that the whole deal has been staged by a pack of nerds who think your life is all just one great joke!

[Cuivienen]

...after careful consideration of all the relevant data you come to the certain and irrefutable conclusion that they are right! This knowledge throws you into a pit of depression, you arrange daily sessions with a celebrated shrink (for 1000.27$/h) in the hope that he *somehow* tells you how to change your life into something meaningful. Little do you know that he is in reality...





















...a vampire!!!

[MetalWounds]

A Jewish vampire that proceeds to shove bagels down your throat while simultaneously forcing you to rub Micheal Moore's lower stomach area.

[Cuivienen]

As you are walking home from one of your sessions one day, just as you are crossing a street, you see a golden ring glittering in the gutter. You are amazed: could it be possible that your luck is turning? You bend down to pick it up and are promptly hit by a truck. When you regain consciousness again, you are in a full body cast and presented with a 10.000$ hospital bill. The ring, it turns out, isn`t real and came out a bubble-gum machine.

[Snowdragon]

You go apeshit as you realize that thousands of fire ants are biting your flesh beneath the full body cast and some weirdo sits on your head and farts on you. He will fart on your head until you cough up the $10K.