Hell is...

[SelfMadeBum]

Loud, ill behaved children.

...Your turn.

Hell is...

[Kisai]

A Bum with sporadic internet.

[themuzicman]

an office full of ESFPs and ISFJs.

[SelfMadeBum]

Salty chips and nothing to drink.

[ZomgItsEmma]

English Weather.




...In fact, England.

[storm eyes]

Hell is.. no alone time to recharge.

[plotthickens]

... other people.

[SelfMadeBum]

An uncomfortable chair.

[georgiana]

...not having sex...

[ZomgItsEmma]

Hunger pangs.

[RedHead8808]

long lines to the bathroom when bowels are rumbling..

[Malsqueek]

Full of packing peanuts, and wearing wet socks.

[aok]

corporate america

[SelfMadeBum]

Bureaucracies.

[Seriously]

no options

[SelfMadeBum]

People moving slowly thereby impeding your progress.

[Seriously]

hot coffee spilled in your lap during a traffic jam

[MortalWombat]

migraines.

[SelfMadeBum]

Halitosis from the person next to you who won't shut up.

[DarkPassenger]

Sharing this world with stupid people

[MortalWombat]

sharing, in general.

[SelfMadeBum]

A packed bus on the commute home.

[DarkPassenger]

Living in a world where greed exists

[ModernLit]

... other people.

second this!

[Synchronicity]

Plenty of brownies and no milk.

[SelfMadeBum]

Synchronicity.

[MortalWombat]

stomach pain.

[Still Standing]

Not being able to sleep

[MortalWombat]

not having time.

[SelfMadeBum]

Shoes you love that are too tight.

[MortalWombat]

loudness.

[SelfMadeBum]

Blatant, proud ignorance or stupidity.

[MortalWombat]

stupidity in general.

[Synchronicity]

A low laptop battery and no power cord nearby.

[MortalWombat]

the cold.

[WoodsWoman]

... too many choices.

[SelfMadeBum]

An itch you can't reach.

[MortalWombat]

being sleepy, and not having the option of sleep.

[Synchronicity]

Detroit.

[WoodsWoman]

... being ill when there are too many things to be done.

[SelfMadeBum]

Obligation.

[Cooper]

not knowing what to do when you grow up....

[reiven]

being restricted by someone else's decisions

[OwenF]

What will be to pay if someone takes my coffee.

[RedHead8808]

responsibility

[Marcus Septim]

Not having anyone to lean on,or rely on

[Artio]

finally learning to love and hope - just before you loose it all.

[Necrosis]

living with marcus septim

[Tough Love]

Having to do a job twice....

[SelfMadeBum]

NO INTERNET FOR 2 MONTHS!!

[Necrosis]

NO INTERNET FOR 2 MONTHS!!

No one to finish my TWSS jokes for 2 months

[SelfMadeBum]

Having to explain a joke...

[Necrosis]

Having to explain a joke...

Hearing someone explain a joke

[Tough Love]

Jokes

[Necrosis]

Jokes

Reading TL's responses in the Hell is game thread.

[themuzicman]

needing to choose, but having no good options.

[Tough Love]

choice

[enfpchick]

Quiet time

[SelfMadeBum]

Broken headphones.

[Necrosis]

Quiet time

Not having quiet time.

[Tough Love]

Broken headphones.

^^^ I second, third and fourth that.

[enfpchick]

hell is...having to be on time!

[Necrosis]

hell is...having to be on time!

Waiting for someone who is 30 mins late

[masterpeach]

having run out of coffee with all shops already closed.

[Synchronicity]

Shitty proprietary software.

[masterpeach]

Shitty proprietary software.

without documentation/documented API

[SelfMadeBum]

People consistently fucking up.

[Tough Love]

People consistently fucking

[Synchronicity]

Rednecks.

[MortalWombat]

yankees.

[RedHead8808]

discovering that you have no milk AFTER you poured a bowl of cereal. :(

[SelfMadeBum]

Being far from those you want near.

[Synchronicity]

A fire alarm that beeps for no reason :irked:

[MortalWombat]

having a leg fall asleep and get tingly.

[SelfMadeBum]

Any annoying, repetitive noise.

[MortalWombat]

forgetting the tabs for that killer song intro.

[WyohKnott]

Dry contact lenses with no way to store them or glasses nearby.

[SelfMadeBum]

Names of things that dangle on the tip of your tongue, but elude your mind's grasp.

[MortalWombat]

things that dangle, in general.

[Booko]

Listening to "journalists" cover political stories 3 weeks before an election in the U.S.

[SelfMadeBum]

People listening to music on their phones... without earpieces.

(Yes, this happens here)

[cal]

Loud, ill behaved children.

...Your turn.

Hell is...

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Guess I should add a Hell Is. Nothing comes to mind right now, though.

[WoodsWoman]

...uncertainty.

[cal]

Thought of one: Not enough time to do it all.

[DarkPassenger]

Having no goal

[Metrocop]

real

[Cooper]

somehow losing an unopened BIG jar of peanut butter and the FBs aren't saying a word....

[Necrosis]

Names of things that dangle on the tip of your tongue, but elude your mind's grasp.

Resisting the urge to TWSS this comment.

[SelfMadeBum]

People who TWSS their own comments. :p

[Synchronicity]

Hot.

[SelfMadeBum]

People stating the obvious. :rolleyes:

[OwenF]

In Michigan.




Coordinates: 42°26′05″N 83°59′06″W

[georgiana]

...not having any money.

[irini]

There is no hell, there is only heaven....
Does it sound like hell to you :devilish:

[Synchronicity]

No chocolate.

[SelfMadeBum]

Eternity.

[georgiana]

fear

[themuzicman]

... political, corrupt and fake science pushing an agenda.

[Artio]

being stuck in a tiny meeting room with a bunch of E's who keep babbling on about last weekend while I should get something really important done.

[aok]

talking to someone in person that constantly texts on their phone

[OwenF]

Being trapped in an elevator with Sandra Lee.

[SelfMadeBum]

Being put on hold for ungodly stretches of time.

[lamplighter]

Stadium seating

[WyohKnott]

Having to walk all day in the rain with non-waterproof shoes.

[Necrosis]

Running out of food in my cubicle stash....

[georgiana]

Living in Romania. :p

[Artio]

being addicted to garlic, which means that I'm not a vampire even after all that biting.

[georgiana]

no alcohol!

[lamplighter]

a hangover.

[Cooper]

wet dogs on the couch

[georgiana]

getting lost, in the darkness

[Cooper]

full of bats....or, actually, empty of bats

[Onigumo13]

Hell is an unwanted social interaction :)

Hell is full of social parasites ;)

Hell is actually.....to be quite frank is a mythological place ;D

[OwenF]

Networking.

[SelfMadeBum]

Being tired/sleepy when there's so much more you want to do.

[MortalWombat]

missing someone.

[Cooper]

getting someone's name tattooed on you, then realizing its spelled wrong.

[jinx31]

any and all snail mail. even having a mailbox.

[Lenavis]

summer camp.

[BellaBianca]

A mate communicating with emotional attacks.

[georgiana]

Decaffeinated coffee

[SelfMadeBum]

Sinus pressure.

[georgiana]

no one replying to you.

[WoodsWoman]

feeling helpless.

[Synchronicity]

Internet that is just barely not working.

[irini]

Hell is being yourself.

[lamplighter]

Seeing someone you have a crush on end up with some asshole.

[SelfMadeBum]

Waiting...

[OwenF]

The moment it dawns on you that after washing and slicing lots of jalapenos you should wash your hands very thoroughly before urinating.

[Cooper]

no internet

[SelfMadeBum]

Slow internet.

[SVR]

being plagued by regret

[georgiana]

not knowing

[BellaBianca]

full of good people.

[georgiana]

losing the game

[MortalWombat]

social interaction.

[WoodsWoman]

uncertainty

[OwenF]

Being cornered by an Amway salesman in some situation where neither escape nor violence is practicable.

[WoodsWoman]

Not being able to help in some tangible way.

[jinx31]

having your laptop die, keeping you off INTJf for a few days

[Cooper]

cold pizza

[Artio]

Waking up much too early.

[Snowdragon]

Ohh wooaah
Ohh wooaah
Ohh wooaah
You know you love me,I know you care
Just shout whenever, And I'll be there
You want my love, You want my heart
And we will never ever ever be apart

[SelfMadeBum]

Bieber Fucking Fever.

[georgiana]

freezing

[Cooper]

an empty espresso cup

[think]

being confused and uncertain grrrrr

[BellaBianca]

Hot if you ask someone from a warm climate, cold if you ask someone from a cold.

[RedHead8808]

being broke.

[BellaBianca]

a woman, as old as God. They split the angels between them - He would have the perfect ones, and she would have the broken.

When an angel shows emotions, it will be thrown to her cave.

[MortalWombat]

stomachs

[SelfMadeBum]

Head.

Aches.

[MortalWombat]

distance.

[RedOrange823]

menstrual cramps

[WoodsWoman]

illness

[RedOrange823]

restlessness

[Cooper]

forgeting where you put that thing to keep it safe....

[SelfMadeBum]

Bunched up underwear.

[irini]

When you can understand almost everybody and nobody can understand you!

[Artio]

unbalanced chocolate consumption

[pip]

...all around.

[georgiana]

in one's mind only

[SelfMadeBum]

Sore muscles.

[RedHead8808]

running out of liquor... on your birthday :(

[WoodsWoman]

misunderstandings

[Artio]

motivation deprivation

[georgiana]

bureaucracy

[BellaBianca]

A place without coffee.

[irini]

I don't know... feeling "drained" inside...

[IotaNull]

...being subordinate to people who are thoroughly incompetent and deliberately try to immunise themselves from negative feedback.

[georgiana]

violence and misery.

[Tough Love]

Having to go to the toilet five times before falling asleep. Note i say 'falling asleep' as opposed to 'getting in bed'......

[datagirl]

Pants that were a little bit too small last week and alot too small this week

[SelfMadeBum]

Having to go to the toilet five times before falling asleep. Note i say 'falling asleep' as opposed to 'getting in bed'......Not weeing all day, then weeing 5 times between the hours of midnight and 5 am.

[BellaBianca]

far more appealing to the imagination than Heaven.

[Cooper]

heartburn that never goes away....

[OwenF]

Getting a paper cut on your lip.

[SelfMadeBum]

Not being able to concentrate.

[Soli]

Mass media is hell on earth.

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Running out of cigarettes.

[Hiro]

Existential Depression.

[jinx31]

interactive social overload

[SelfMadeBum]

A baby who won't stop crying.

[Soli]

A dog that won't stop barking.

[Taste of peat]

A crowded place with rappers, dirty people and no space for being quiet.

[SelfMadeBum]

People who won't shut up. :(

[Taste of peat]

R'n'b all day.

[RedHead8808]

not having enough toilet paper..

[SeaCzar]

Traffic.

[Soli]

The "click" sound that heels make ;)

[irini]

Hell is when you "shout" and nobody can hear you or
when you "shout" and there is no noise coming out of you.

[georgiana]

when your worst nightmares come true

[jinx31]

getting up for work. again.

[Cooper]

fleas

[OwenF]

The kind of insomnia that results from worrying that you’re not going to be able to go to sleep even though you desperately need sleep and have to get up soon, and then worrying that this worrying about the kind of insomnia that results from worrying that you’re not going to be able to go to sleep even though you desperately need sleep and have to get up soon will lead you to experience this kind of insomnia even more intensely, and then worrying that your worry about your worrying will cause you to worry about the kind of . . . and so on, ad infinitum, like some satanic matryoshka doll.

[BellaBianca]

to be irrationally rational.

[Cooper]

not enough time to do what needs to be done

[irini]

Not knowing what needs to be done!

[Cooper]

loopy drugs

[RedHead8808]

insomnia

[GouldFan]

Answering phone calls about the upcoming election.

[OwenF]

Being around people who think PowerPoint is the greatest enhancement of human communication since Gutenberg.

[MortalWombat]

being able to see the bottom of my green tea cup.

[Artio]

being able to see and understand, see the big picture even, and still be disabled to let it all out.

[Angelos]

Static.

[GettingBetter]

dealing with a psychopath/sociopath/ASD.

[BellaBianca]

Staying.

[GouldFan]

being oblivious to what's going on

[RedHead8808]

wearing shoes that hurt your feet.

[BellaBianca]

Leaving.

[Bluesea]

listening to music you can't stand and the other person wants to play it really loud and you feel compelled to be nice and say nothing

[INiTeJer]

having nothing to do at work, but having to be here.

[RedHead8808]

Being a night owl when your 2yr old is an early riser..

[Cooper]

heartburn night after night....

[Zombicide]

This has probably been said several times in this thread already but, Hell is other people.

[RedHead8808]

cramps.

[Cooper]

...for children. (according to the song)

[MortalWombat]

limewire.

[Cooper]

putting me to sleep...

[MortalWombat]

sore throats

[Synchronicity]

Trying to pee while you have an erection.

[dungeonguy88]

...I'm sitting at the dining room table of hell right now.

[BellaBianca]

sleeplessness.

[WoodsWoman]

despair in the eyes of a friend

[georgiana]

not belonging

[Artio]

facade renovation

[SelfMadeBum]

Not knowing if you're doing enough.

[BellaBianca]

knowing that you don't.

[Cooper]

cleaning cat boxes

[PontifexAvis]

is hell

[Cooper]

Cleaning poop. Did I already say that? Well, it is....

[SelfMadeBum]

Being hungry after you *just* ate...

[BellaBianca]

"I observe that I am in denial - and I will deny that."

[Deliberator]

being underappreciated

[Cooper]

not being able to find the fog machine remote

[jinx31]

being obsessed with fog machines...

and

working 20 hours a day

[SelfMadeBum]

Not being able to make the most of a tropical storm. :(

[Cooper]

not having the correct piping for the fog track...

[JTG1984]

where you hang your heart?

[plushbug]

Sinus pressure.

At effin 3:37 AM, when you need to get down for at least 90 minutes more serious shuteye, before being committed to the day at 6AM!

Yeah, I know that sounds like it should be in The Vent Thread, but this being Saturday, I'm not actually committed to anything at 6AM.

[georgiana]

people turning their back on you

[OwenF]

Forgetting that I need to spend significant chunks of time outside, away from noise, fads, acquisitiveness, and pavement.

[irini]

Hell is feeling like an ant surounded by elephants.

[Cooper]

what my basement looks like right now

[OwenF]

What my office looks like most of the time.

[Cooper]

an "H", an "E", and two hockey sticks

[datagirl]

Container of leftovers at the back of my refrigerator

[Cooper]

hot

[MsJoyStick]

religion.

[Cooper]

the wind blowing the wrong direction for the fog

[jonnyb]

Hell is getting old people to lie on their bellies for eternity.