I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game

[Fridays Child]

Happy 2001th, everyone!

Who was the brains who started this, anyway?

[le Duc]

For all it's worth. (Possibly for all its worth.)

Now I'm confused. How do I edit this? A great brain who isn't here much due to a surprise promotion. Woo hoo! This is fun. Okay, that's enough.

How does it feel?

[hypervel]

A little more to the left.....

Can we get a traffic light here, please?

[le Duc]

Only for light traffic.

What's next?

[rewhu]

Next there is only a cold, empty chasm. A numbing void whose agonizing silence screams within your very bones. Just like the last family reunion you attended.

How was Grandma anyway?

[Fridays Child]

To infinity... and beyond!

Are you with me?

[le Duc]

She was the one in the chasm.

Why did you think it was empty?

I almost was with you, but it came a little late.

Did you think to look?

[hypervel]

What-Gramma? PERV!

How can I get me some of THAT?

[rwyatt365]

Put on some Gansta-Rap, pump up the bass until the windows shake, pull your pants down below your a$$ and repeat after me; "Yo, mama wassup!" Grammy likes that.

So...wassup?

[hypervel]

Tried it...after everybody was done taking pictures I felt rawthuh silly.

Where's the best place for etiquette lessons?

[ScurvyRose]

Tried it...after everybody was done taking pictures I felt rawthuh silly.

Where's the best place for etiquette lessons?

Always decend at an angle before attempting that move!

Where can I get more Trout??

[rwyatt365]

Trout are extinct...yeah, that's it...no more trout!

Shall we mourn the trout?

[hypervel]

Agreed, we shall pout for the trout.

Wasn't "Adam 12" a little silly?

[le Duc]

Youth can equal ignorance sometimes. Seriously.

Anybody want out?

[hypervel]

Been trying to tell you...*scratches at the door*

Catnip, anybody?

[Fridays Child]

*Yawn....stretch...* Oh. CatNIP. Nevermind, I needed it anyway.

Why does mint go so well with lamb?

[NHere]

Because both grow well in fields of clover.

Why does Microsoft Word keep crashing on me????!??!

[SmartOne]

Because both grow well in fields of clover.

Why does Microsoft Word keep crashing on me????!??!
Because you have sinned, go out and treat yourself to a mac.

Why does apple (brought to mind re above) go so well with pork?

[le Duc]

Their personalities mesh well. They've been together for years, now.

Hard or soft?

[ScurvyRose]

Scrambled is the best way to prepare it!

How do you like your eggs?

[NHere]

Unfertilized, thank you very much.

If macs are so good, why aren't they the majority vote?

[SmartOne]

They do and they rule the earth for the Martians.

Why has no one invented dehydrated water?

[ssrprotege]

Few people love contradiction as us INJ's.

Why do some people look older compared to their actual age?

One possible answer: There's a temporal distortion field around them. The distorted field makes time go faster, accelerating the growth rate. Of course, they look older! (Yeah, I watched Star Trek too much....)

Answer in a different way.

[le Duc]

They lie.

Is it possible to front track?

[NHere]

Only with a -4W drive.

Where goeth the wayfaring stranger?

[Fridays Child]

Damned if I know, but whither he goest, go I.

Is my language going to get stucketh like this now?

[le Duc]

Only if you sticketh with him.

How would you unstick it?

[Lupin]

.....carefully.

stars or stripes?

[le Duc]

I only see stars.

Can you take toast from a town?

[Bratwurst]

No. But I can take a swim with a turd.

Where did my kebab run?

[ScurvyRose]

Kebabs usually run in a circular pattern prior to the mating cycle.

What do you do with exercise balls?

[le Duc]

It's more an issue of what I do to them.

Can a running kebab spit?

[ScurvyRose]

Only when poked with a sharp instrument.

Meatball, mushroom and onion pizza?

[hypervel]

Only when in the heartland...

heartburn, anyone?

[Lupin]

that'll be heartburn for anyone who's still got a bile duct ;(

*reaches for her after-dinner digestive enzymes at the thought*.

tomato soup with a glass of orange juice followed by a glass of milk.....does it give you all the vitamins and nutrients you need in one meal?

[JessicaHavenLea]

Yes. We all know that diarrhea is just a compound term for "vitamins and minerals". Two rounds for YOU.

What is the cure for boredom?

[Fridays Child]

Being INTJ.

What's boredom?

[ssrprotege]

Not having any timeline to tamper with.

What's excitement?

[JessicaHavenLea]

Butterflies in the pit of one's...large intestines...or something.

Where is my happiness?

[ssrprotege]

Inside your head.

Where is Lupin, anyway?

[le Duc]

Signed in under another user name.

Have you ever felt heavyheaded?

[rwyatt365]

Only when I have on my lead gloves.

But can you be light hearted?

[Synamon]

Nope, the heart is the heaviest organ in the human body, weighing in at a staggering 15 kilograms. That's where the "with a heavy heart" expression comes from.

How do you lighten a heart?

[NHere]

Break it in two.

Is the world out to get me?

[le Duc]

Not just you. Don't take it personally.

Why does nobody ever say "peace in"?

[Fridays Child]

Because they already sound idiotic enough saying "peace out". I can take only so much cringing with embarrassment, you know.

Where shall I find the river's end?

[le Duc]

Somewhere over the rainbow.

How now brown cow?

[Fridays Child]

30 minutes per lb. at 325 F.

What shall we say to a drunken sailor?

[Lupin]

"Go on, have another one".

Is SSR Protege, the French minesweeper, looking for me?

[Fridays Child]

No, he's off dusting a box of Belgian dynamite.

Shall I tell him you called?

[le Duc]

Sure. Just don't tell him who I called.

Anybody want a peanut?

[rewhu]

Inigo Montoya wants one. Oh, and also he'd like his father back.

What did you do with him?

[hypervel]

Don't ask. Don't tell.

Has anyone seen my damn Hoover?

[le Duc]

We practiced swordplay together. It was fun.

We dumped your vacuum in a manmade lake.

Good heavens. Are you still trying to win?

[Synamon]

Sure it's an hour outside Vegas, let's get us a pink Cadillac and go for a road trip to look at it.

edit: Grrrr Ok de Luc I give up, you win.

Why does it cloud over 5 minutes after I put on sunscreen?

[le Duc]

The sky follows your example.

Is anybody home?

haha! that made me laugh. "de Luc." I like that.

[Fridays Child]

No, but bases are loaded.

Toss me one?

[le Duc]

No, then you'll get loaded, too.

Would that be all bad?

[Fridays Child]

Not 'arf.

Do shepherds wash their socks by night?

[hypervel]

Nice euphamism......

How many pills for this headache?

[emanon]

Take 2 and call me in the morning.

Why would a bunch of geese just sit and stare northward instead of actually flying there?

[hypervel]

They wonder the same about you....

Whatever happened to Danny DeVito?

[le Duc]

My other identity eliminated one of his.

Ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

[Fridays Child]

Of course. Where would West Ham have been without them?

How many strikes does it take?

[NHere]

To die of lung cancer? Only 3 if you're lucky.

Which is faster, a turtle on speed or a hare on heroin?

[Seppuku Savant]

A turtle on speed, the race car. Poor hare can't compete with only his legs.

Cool or uncool?

[ssrprotege]

Cold: I can feel my body temperature is going below 0 K.

Why 0 K = -273 degree Celsius?

[athenian200]

Why 0 K = -273 degree Celsius?

It doesn't. The Kelvin scale isn't a real scale. The only proper scale is Fahrenheit.

[ssrprotege]

It doesn't. The Kelvin scale isn't a real scale. The only proper scale is Fahrenheit.

The scales except Fahrenheit are proper. Athenian, pose a question, please, you forgot to do so.

[le Duc]

Horrors! Critical breach of security! How did a non-questioner get in? What will we do?!

[ScurvyRose]

We will encircle his entity and thouroghly trout slap him!

What will we do next?

[le Duc]

Go back to situation normal.

Are we clear?

[ScurvyRose]

Yes, but only after grating the zest from a grapefruit.

How do you know where to fish?

[Fridays Child]

Lurk in the intro threads.

What's for the main course?

[le Duc]

Psychology.

Remember, this is for posterity, so be honest: how do you feel?

[Fridays Child]

Never happier.

Why?

[le Duc]

I dunno. Ask posterity.

Can we skip the next question?

[Fridays Child]

From now on, posterity checks with me.

Single or double-dutch rope?

[le Duc]

Single rope wouldn't be so bad. A single turner—that, I'd like to see.

Is there more to here than now?

[Fridays Child]

Yes. 1/3 more.

How green was my valley?

[le Duc]

Your valley? I thought there was too much water there to interest you...

Is it all for naught?

[Fridays Child]

Tsk, tsk. You forgot the y again.

Why is my pocket full of rye?

[le Duc]

You need to get to baking that pie: it's almost lunchtime!

Up or down?

[emanon]

Hovering in space.

Right or left?

[rwyatt365]

In between.

Good or bad?

[le Duc]

This is supposed to be a fun thread—let's not start passing judgment, okay?

Say, any of you boys smithies?

[hypervel]

"Any of you boys smithies".

Can we move on up?

[le Duc]

Yer goin' down!!

How we gonna get a car?

[emanon]

"Any of you boys smithies".


Great answer!

Yer goin' down!!

How we gonna get a car?

Set a turtle in the middle of the road. Wait for a driver to stop and get out of her car to help it cross. Hop in the driver's seat and off you go.

What is the right way to eat a peanut butter cup?

[Synamon]

Upside down.

Was it really because someone tripped and chocolate ended up in peanut butter that peanut butter cups were invented?

[hypervel]

Dropping acid for fun and profit.....

What are those little squiggly things in the stuff?

[Fridays Child]

Tapeworms.

You have a problem with that?

[rwyatt365]

No, but I do consider it a challenge.

[Taxi Driver]You talkin' to me?[/Taxi Driver]

[hypervel]

No way, Tuffy....I'm just here for the sushi.

....and,uh, could I have some more?

[rwyatt365]

Absolutely! Here's a big steaming bowl of fresh tapeworms!! Bon Apetit!

Stir fried, or sauteed?

[Synamon]

Neither, steamed is the best, they retain their slimyness.

Thanks all for ruining my appetite. Who wants this nice healthy greek salad I made?

[le Duc]

A geek salad? With a side of nerds, I hope...

How do clueless people make it through life?

[Fridays Child]

I dunno. I'll take a hint, though.

Seriously. Can I have one?

[Synamon]

Hint, hint, nudge, nudge. Have two.

Do I have to?

[Fridays Child]

Yes, you must. Then try the crunchy frog clusters.

Aren't they delicious?

[emanon]

Not quite so tasty as the calf fries.

Isn't it beautiful?

[hypervel]

Yes, a mighty fine image in the mirror...

Figure it's backed by silver or aluminum?

[emanon]

Mercury's more like it.

Why is it so hot in here?

[hypervel]

Bernanke's pants are on fire.....

Why China?

[le Duc]

More durable than porcelain.

Didn't you get the memo?

[Fridays Child]

My dog ate it.

Did you see the mess?

[hypervel]

I GOT the memo...I just forgot is all. I'll get the cover on the TPS reports next time.

Social Security?

[Synamon]

Yes, Social Security is a mess. (twofer)

Why don't they make self-cleaning refrigerators?

[Fridays Child]

They do. And they woof.

Why don't they make self-stocking ones instead?

[hypervel]

You don't screw with the unions....

Am I going to be beaten to this post again?

[le Duc]

Not that one.

Did you build this train?

[hypervel]

No, but I have to go fix a Metro.

Spell me a while?

[Fridays Child]

w-h-i-l-e

Are you happy now?

[le Duc]

Blissful.

Random word question thing what?

[hypervel]

To be sure, I depart.


Havatampa?

[Synamon]

Are you hard of hearing? It's rude to say "what" at the end of a sentence sonny.

edit: I'll take two please.

Pardon me?

[le Duc]

Anagram: at vamp, aha!

I will this time. Don't get in trouble again.

Will this madness ever start?

[bladeserver]

King George says no and who am i to argue.

Where is my banana guard?

[Fridays Child]

They, um... slipped out for a minute.

Will you settle for an uglifruit parade?

[bladeserver]

Only if they have 21 trombones. And please only fresh uglifruit. I do NOT want a repeat of last year.

What would be the point?

[Fridays Child]

Not sure. I'll check with the No Returns counter.

Why would anyone serve two masters?

[bladeserver]

Confusius says "Man who has too many masters will find his corn wilting in the fields".

I take it to mean that it's probably better to have less rather than more masters although the whole thing is rather confusing.

Why wasn't I ever a prefect?

[Fridays Child]

You were bad at spelling, and had to settle for just being perfect.

Do you believe me?

[bladeserver]

Never. Your mendacity is only exceeded by your pudding making capabilities.


What sayeth thou?

[Fridays Child]

I say yea, verily. With custard on top.

Did that help at all?

[bladeserver]

The custard did. I gave it to Stephen Hendry and he NEARLY smiled but it was just gas. But i keep trying. Our Stevie has a fun side. I just KNOW it.

Is humidity fair?

[Fridays Child]

No. Only vanity is fair, and that's under review.

Do you have a favourite Trollope?

[bladeserver]

Yes I do. I always had a soft spot for Madonna.


Is it true Jane was the founder of Austin-Morris motors?

[Fridays Child]

Actually, that's not true at all. She was their pet flounder, but this mistake surfaces regularly and we just go with it as best we can.

Do you think she'll give us one each for the plug?

[bladeserver]

I doubt if that would spark much interest.


Why me?

[Wapiti]

Because you are pink and tutus become you. You are surprisingly graceful for someone of your stature.

Why not you?

[Fridays Child]

Because I saw it first.

Can I have more?

[ssrprotege]

If it doesn't exceed LD50.

FC, is your death instinct ("Thanatos") out of control?

[Fridays Child]

No, but my soup container ("Thermos") just broke.

Do you think I'll survive the night?

[Sumeawsa]

Perhaps, but the calvary will surely do you in.

Which way is home?

[ssrprotege]

Follow the path. I know you used your Pee to pee to trace your way back home.

How long can one survive in a camp?

[NHere]

I don't know, but Mary Queen of Scots was once described by a prominent historian as being "campy," and I think we all know what happened to her.

What is that horrible noise?

[bladeserver]

Just my little experiment. Do you think you could fill this can up with some gas as my chainsaw seems to have run out?

Is it better to cut with, or against, the grain?

[faedra]

Neither! You don't want to mess around with things as holy as units of measurement, or you might find yourself shortchanged the next time you purchase a diamond.

What do you think you're doing?!

[bladeserver]

Fine. O.K. So I wear lipstick. Is that a crime?? How did you know?


Am I the man I thought I was?

[Gabrielle]

Of course you are. for a woman.

We say "whatever floats your boat", but what exactly is floating our boats?

[Ian]

Giant invisible water wings and sky-hooks.

So is that what you want? 'Coz that's what'll happen!

[bladeserver]

Well I do but I can tell you it just isn't working (all evidence of smiting of my neighbor seems to be absent).

So what do you think?

[Fridays Child]

I think the unimaginable and I imagine the unthinkable.

Are you with me?

[bladeserver]

Yes I am. Just let me add some more lippy.

All for one and one for all?

[Fridays Child]

Huzzah! As long as I'm the one.

Should I be looking for loopholes?

[bladeserver]

I only do that for really large loops like the North and South circulars.

Why am I jet lagged?

[Fridays Child]

Ask me again in 5 hours. Ask me again in 5 hours.

Did any pirate ever actually say: "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum"?

[bladeserver]

Blackbeard, who was decidely uncouth and somewhat of a cad, once said "Yo, ho get me a bottle of rum". That was all i Could find in the special "Privateersgoogle search".

Why are some roses red?

[Fridays Child]

Because violets had first dibs on blue.


Why aren't violets violet?

[bladeserver]

Violets ARE violets and Roses ARE Roses. It's a basic tenet of english common law.

What ever happened to him?

[Fridays Child]

Oh, him? Never mind him; he's just some guy...

What if it's not so common after all?

[bladeserver]

He isn't. I have it on strong authority that he is descended from a Serbian acrobat who once saw Archduke Ferdinand.

How can you easily split an atom in your kitchen?

[Fridays Child]

This is so simple. You invite a 5 year old to "help" you make dinner. It'll fool you completely into thinking you've succeeded.


Isn't it just cruel to batter fish?

[bladeserver]

Not if you add salt and vingar, apply chips and a daily newspaper. Then it becomes a religious ceremony and you are exempt from public opprobrium.


Why out the trout?

[Fridays Child]

Because you really don't want to out the smelts. Trust me.


Do squids enjoy ring toss?

[bladeserver]

Eels do. Squids prefer curling.

Is my herring lost or just diminished?

[Fridays Child]

Eh, what's that? Sure! Have a rollmop!


Who thought inventing ceviche was a good idea?

[bladeserver]

It sounds like a fruit/trout based conspiracy.

What should i do?

[Fridays Child]

Roll yourself in breadcrumbs and hide in this oven for 45 minutes. No-one will think of looking for you there.

Would you mind holding this butter?

[BlackHawk]

No.

Is the world going to end in 2012?

[Fridays Child]

Certainly not! The likelihood of it passing 2010 is very slim indeed, you cock-eyed optimist.

Why must I suffer in silence?

[Motor Jax]

silence is the key to knowledge... well, that's what that one monk told me... he worked in a new age medicine shop...

so, what for dinner?

[Fridays Child]

Blade roast!

Is 45 minutes enough, I wonder? I still want him rare.

[Motor Jax]

actually, 45 minutes is just right... but if you want him cooked, you just have to turn it on...

how gamey would Blade be anyways?

[bladeserver]

I find, as I nibble my arm, that 425 degrees for an hour would be optimum I suggest apple sauce and baby carrots with a christmas pudding as dessert.

Is it wiser to field a play or play the field?

[Fridays Child]

Neither. It is far wiser to own the field and lease it out at extortionate rates.

Why didn't I think of that earlier?

[faedra]

You needed a trout slap to wake you up and get you thinking.

What's with all the trout?

[bladeserver]

It's all they can afford. Pathetic huh!.

Why did i fall for it?

[Fridays Child]

Don't think of it as "falling". Think of it as "upwardly challenged". And then while you're thinking... I'll trip you again.

What is chocolate and green and goes fast?

[bladeserver]

A peppermint candy bar strapped to the back of a whippet.

What the heck is with 5.00 am?

[NHere]

Because Why the Hell was with 4:00 am.

Scooter or Segway?

[le Duc]

Actually, that's the perfect segue to the next question!

From whence the green bananas?

[rwyatt365]

Green bananas originated as headgear for the US Army Special Forces. But were discontinued due to the inordinate number of broken legs due to slip and fall injuries. The remaining lot were sold on the black market at bargain rates and were snatched up by third-world traders and re-sold in New York at a 300% profit.

Does anyone buy that?

[le Duc]

No, hence the current economic slowdown among third-world traders in NYC.

Why play hookey when you can dance?

[Fridays Child]

Because the hokie cokie is there to offer the worst of both worlds.

Did you put your left foot in?

[le Duc]

No, my mouth can only take the right.

Is it really more like it is now than ever before?

[Fridays Child]

Well, it was. And there it was again. And again just now. And whoops... saw it that time.

What was the question?

[rwyatt365]

"How much wood can a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Well?

[Fridays Child]

Fine! Thanks for asking.

You?

[rwyatt365]

Bit of a tummy ache.

Got anything for it?

[Fridays Child]

A pizza, two maggots and half a pound of horseshoe nails. That should cause it.

But why would you want to?

[Ian]

Tactical colic is just one of the many weapons in rwyatt's might armoury.

Why do men have nipples?

[Synamon]

To attach the pasties to for the exotic dancing. D'uh.


Chicken or beef pasties?

[Fridays Child]

Tofu. With tassels.

Do pickles melt?

[bladeserver]

Mine did.

Was it overdone?

[Fridays Child]

Yes, yet curiously satisfying.

May I laugh now?

[Synamon]

Only on the inside.

Why am I craving a pickle?

[le Duc]

Pickle cravings... oh my, sounds like it's really happened this time.

A former or a ladder?

[Fridays Child]

You remember those quads you fobbed off on me? Well... they're baaaaack.


Whatever will you do now?

[le Duc]

I'll do it four times.

When is never?

[NephilimAzrael]

About half-past eight
Where's my chicken?

[rwyatt365]

Trying to figure out if the egg came first.

Where's the beef?

[bladeserver]

Inside yonder mad cow.

Do I seem mad to you?

[Fridays Child]

Bovine spongiform encephalopathy to the contrary... no, not at all.

Did you want to be?

[le Duc]

I want to be! Or not to be! Or to be! Wow, that is the question.

What is the answer?

[Fridays Child]

42.

What is the question?

[le Duc]

If I told you, I'd have two questions on this post. Or I'd just have one, but it'd already be answered, and that would never do, would it?

Would it?

[Fridays Child]

It might.

Care to bribe me?

[bladeserver]

Absolutely...waves treacle pudding and plays a strange piped instrument.


Should I rat them out?

[Fridays Child]

Treacle pudding.... *melts*

Yes, yes... rats are bad. Bad rats. More pudding, please!


There is more, isn't there?

[bladeserver]

Let me pull this string. OOer. Yes there is more. It's still very confusing but there is definitely more.

Why are we here?

[Fridays Child]

Kismet. Or Kermit. I get those two confused.

Is it better than there?

[bladeserver]

You be the judge.

There is your everyday hangout where you can have fun with your friends and meet new ones -- all in a lush 3D environment that's yours to explore.

Does that sound fun or what?

Why do pygmies fequently limp?

[Fridays Child]

A severe lack of Eccles Cakes in their diets. That, and a surfeit of blancmange. I read that in a very serious blog just the other day, written by someone whose uncle had seen a scientist once. So I know it's true.

Um, got any Eccles Cakes?

[bladeserver]

We sold out of Eccles but have some Pontefracts and a surfeit of Chelsea buns.


Need a Bloomer?

[Fridays Child]

Thanks, but I bought plenty at Queen Victoria's jumble sale.

Can I lend you some?

[Synamon]

Never a borrower nor a lender be. Let's call it a gift.


Is it better to give or receive?

[Wapiti]

Absolutely yes, without question.

Where do pink dolphins come from?

[Synamon]

A whole bottle of rum.


Is Jimmy Buffet still searching for his lost shaker of salt?

[Wapiti]

A whole bottle of rum.

Is Jimmy Buffet still searching for his lost shaker of salt?

Naw, Jimmy Buffet is dead. You can find his remains in a salt shaker filled with MSG at your local Chinese buffet though.

How much rum does it take to become a yo ho, yo ho a pirates life for?

[Synamon]

For 2 bottles of rum I will be yo ho. :pimp: Ok not really, 3 at least.

Why isn't there a pirate emoticon? :bandana: + :skull: whoops there is, but it is lame :pirate:

[ssrprotege]

To commemorate Jack Sparrow until the Pirate resurrects.

Is the opposite of intuitive unintuitive?

[NHere]

Yeah, having a hard time intuiting that right now.

Where will I be this time tomorrow?

[Seppuku Savant]

A popcorn flavored jelly belly.

Why is water consumption necessary?

[ssrprotege]

A substitute for alcohol.

Who is Freud?

[le Duc]

Peddler of women's intimate garments, and most notably the inventer of the slip.

Why wasn't I uninformed?

[JessicaHavenLea]

Because you're clairvoyant. Or something.

Why am I bored? (when INTJs aren't supposed to get bored, rumor has it)

[Metaphor]

Because I'm bored as well.

What will I do with my life?

[rwyatt365]

You will study hard, invest wisely, make right choices, and eventually marry the only INTJ supermodel in the entire universe. Your children (of which you have two, a boy and a girl) are incredibly gifted along with being kind, considerate, and all around nice. You are seated on the board of Microsoft and steer that company into social responsibility, good programming practices, bug-free code and a spirit of truly free enterprise. You then move to Monaco (for tax purposes) and spend your remaining days in the company of royalty, world leaders, business tycoons and "pretty people". Your death - at age 132, because of good living and healthy genes - is mourned across the world (as well as on the Lunar and Martian colonies). You are inducted into to sainthood after only 3 months of deliberation.

(get it...wrong answer :wiseguy: )


Got milk?

[Wapiti]

I do now. That poor kitty will never be the same and my arm has claw marks all over it.

Who does Number 2 work for?

[bladeserver]

Dr Feelgood.


When will it end?

[curiousjane]

In 2031. Right after I win the lottery.

It's possible, right?

[Lupin]

Absolutely, without a doubt but only if you give me more custard with it :).

Why is Dawn always first in the morning?

[le Duc]

She's fast, what can I say?

[Lupin]

You pretty much said it, I guess?

[curiousjane]

No, he didn't.

Yes, he did?

[le Duc]

Splendiferous. I mean really, what other (wrong) answer is there?

[Fridays Child]

All of them.

What's been going on here, anyway?

[ssrprotege]

Bunch of meaningless discussions about flaccinaucinihilipilification

Can one restore Deadgod's anti-huggle spirit? You probably heard that his anti-huggleness was vapourised by my phaser....

[Fridays Child]

Deadgod's anti-huggle spirit will never die! While there is breath is my body, while there is Disney to vanquish, while there are smoochers to be dodged, and while there is...

Um. Scuse me.

Is that custard by any chance?

[Wapiti]

No, it's elmers wood glue but it tastes just like custard and almost hardens as much as custard.

Where is my pink dolphin (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)?

[bladeserver]

In Safeway. $4.99 a lb special.

Who killed the pretty pink Dolphin?

[NHere]

Not me. My hit was the Wicked Witch.

When you close your eyes, what do you see?

[le Duc]

AAAAAAAUGH!!

Let's try that again... AAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!

Okay, I just can't even describe it.

Black or blue?

[NHere]

With my eyes closed I never really could tell...

So...just how DOES one go about killing a thread?

[le Duc]

With a half-dozen already to my credit, all I can say it's a secretive process, and you'll have to figure it out. If the word got out, this entire forum would likely die.

And who would want that?

[NHere]

Only a very select few who are in charge of making sure the 1% of INTJs in the world don't ever meet and mastermind the plot to take over the universe...or those that would save them from themselves.

Wait, wrong answers only?

[le Duc]

No, because since wrong answers are required, they are technically the right answer, which makes the right answer a wrong answer and so... um...

Now what?

[NHere]

Onwards and upwards, as the old man always said.

Wait - is that rain I hear?

[le Duc]

No, it's the pattering feet of the poster blades. Don't believe him when he goes quietly.

There is such a thing as downwards, but what about offwards?

[NHere]

"Offwards" - the transitory state of a piece of nearly recognizable foodstuffs that will, within minutes, hours or days at best, be described has having "gone off."

What is the best way to thwart a threatened Blade attack?

[le Duc]

Never bring a knife to a gun fight: guns always beat blades.

What have you got in there, a piano?

[Fridays Child]

No, she's just happy to see you.

Can you feel the tension?

[ssrprotege]

What have you got in there, a piano?
Not really. A group of phasers. Every time you play the piano, you will see lots of phaser rays destroying your room. It's kind of like a Trojan horse, you know? ;)




Can you feel the tension?

Sure, my shoulder muscles are crying.

Where is the Great Trojan Horse now?

[le Duc]

They took it apart and used it to assemble a large platform for the throne of the Pharaoh, and the leftover pieces they used to shore up some of the tunnels that give access to the pyramids.

Yeah, whatever.

Do long answers inhibit posting first?

[Fridays Child]

No, but wrong answers inhibit posting last.

Why are we the champions?

[bladeserver]

Because the last shall be first. Yea for the Zoroastrians.

Are hiccups free?

[le Duc]

They are trapped inside you, wanting to get out. Hence the disturbance.

Do clouds ever feel down?

[Fridays Child]

(Blade) Once they escape, yes.

(Duc) Only the ones that look like swans.

Are all Zoroastrians named Brrr, Nom or Hummm?